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You're a douchebag...but I'd have sex with you anyway!

Who are the guys you lust after despite their lameness?

For me, it's:

Tim Tebow

Ryan Lochte

Charlie Sheen (circa Platoon)

by Anonymousreply 7607/17/2013

Justin Timberlake

Aaron Hernandez

Chris Brown

by Anonymousreply 107/04/2013

All three of the guys in R1's post repulse me. They're my top three candidates for any and all guillotine threads we have. 

by Anonymousreply 207/04/2013

But can we have sex with them before they get their heads chopped off?

by Anonymousreply 307/05/2013

Or after even?

by Anonymousreply 407/05/2013

Aaron Schock

Tim Tebow

by Anonymousreply 507/05/2013

Brody Jenner. I win.

by Anonymousreply 607/05/2013

Brody Jenner is more like douchebag lite. So is his stepbrother Rob Kardashian, who Id smash.

by Anonymousreply 707/05/2013

Justin Timberlake

Mario Lopez

Ezra Klein

by Anonymousreply 807/05/2013

How is Ryan Lochte a douche?

Do you guys know what a douche is?

The only one listed so far would be Aaron Schock.

Now let's try this again fellas.

by Anonymousreply 907/05/2013

Rob's pretty fat now. What happened to him?

by Anonymousreply 1007/05/2013

r9, there are varying levels of douchebaggery. All of the guys listed at least a little douchey.

by Anonymousreply 1107/05/2013

Filly Giove from [italic]Jerseylicious[/italic]

Joe Gorga from RHONJ

Slade Smiley from RHOOC

HGTV's Property Brothers

by Anonymousreply 1207/05/2013

I want to add Brandon to my list.

by Anonymousreply 1307/05/2013

Ezra Klein is not a douchebag and I want to fuck him or blow him so hard or let him fuck me silly.

Tebow is dumb and misguided, but probably a sweet guy to be with and therefore is not douchebag material. Would love to do him. In front of his mother.

Aaron Schock is an idiot douchebag. Am normally a greasy pig bottom but I'd fuck him so long and slow that he'd be dripping miles of pre-cum for hours until having a full-body, fantasmic, hands-free prostate orgasm. Who needs poppers when you can fix your boy for erotic asphyxiation with a turquoise belt?

by Anonymousreply 1407/05/2013

Prince Harry

by Anonymousreply 1507/05/2013

Justin Bieber. Top that.

by Anonymousreply 1607/05/2013

Donny Deutsch.

by Anonymousreply 1707/05/2013

Wilmer Valderrama

by Anonymousreply 1807/05/2013

R18. Good one

by Anonymousreply 1907/05/2013

This will date me but - I always wanted to bend Dan Quayle over his desk.

by Anonymousreply 2007/05/2013

Paul Ryan

Eric Cantor

by Anonymousreply 2107/05/2013

Edward Snowden.

Aaron Shock.

by Anonymousreply 2207/05/2013

Scott Brown Mark Wahlberg

by Anonymousreply 2307/05/2013

Paul Ryan (I cannot believe I'm admitting that).

Tim Tebow

I don't consider Justin Timberlake a douche, but if you all do, then him, too.

by Anonymousreply 2407/05/2013

That weird handsome German gay priest whom everyone thinks is Pope Benedict's lover.

by Anonymousreply 2507/05/2013

Jamie Foxx

Aaron Schock (and then release photos of him getting fucked)

by Anonymousreply 2607/05/2013

Jeremy Piven

by Anonymousreply 2707/05/2013

Carrot Top Andy Dick

by Anonymousreply 2807/05/2013

Gordon Ramsey

Lance Armstrong

by Anonymousreply 2907/05/2013

I would not fuck any Republican gay man. Not especially pols such as Paul Ryan, who is a sociopath, and Aaron Schock, who is a coward.

by Anonymousreply 3007/05/2013

Adam Levine

by Anonymousreply 3107/05/2013

I'll say [bold]Austin Nichols.[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 3207/05/2013

Austin Nichols doesn't seem douchey.

by Anonymousreply 3307/06/2013

Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 3407/06/2013

Tim Tebow is the only person mentioned (seriously) that I'm actually attracted to. I don't know what it is, but I badly want to top him.

by Anonymousreply 3507/06/2013

Billy Bush

by Anonymousreply 3607/06/2013

Eugenie Bouchard - canadian tennis player who follows Fox News, Donald Trump, Stephen Harper - and extolled the praises of Romney.

by Anonymousreply 3707/06/2013

I don't think of Tebow as a douchebag. However, I think he is completely looney-tunes nuts with all the Jesus nonsense.

That said, I'd fuck him in a heartbeat. Love that beefy, muscular body.

As far as douchebags: Kevin Federline [bold]before[/bold] he became a blimp. Ditto for Rob Kardashian.

by Anonymousreply 3807/06/2013

R30, have you seen your own dick in the past 10 yeas?

by Anonymousreply 3907/06/2013

Justin Timberlake is not a douchebag.

And I would suck him dry.

by Anonymousreply 4007/06/2013

John Mayer & Russell Brand. Oh, wait a minute...

by Anonymousreply 4107/06/2013

Chris Brown, but only if I get to beat him up first.

by Anonymousreply 4207/06/2013

Vinny from The Jersey Shore.

by Anonymousreply 4307/07/2013

I don't consider Tebow a douche, but I'd fuck him nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 4407/07/2013

Brandon Davis

What do I win?

by Anonymousreply 4507/07/2013

[45] You win Tim Tebow

by Anonymousreply 4607/07/2013

Everyone here is afraid to type the truth: Glenn Beck.

by Anonymousreply 4707/07/2013

Dick Cheney

by Anonymousreply 4807/07/2013

I wouldn't fuck Glenn Beck with Ann Coulter's dick.

by Anonymousreply 4907/07/2013

"Who are the guys you lust after despite their lameness?"

You, OP!

by Anonymousreply 5007/07/2013

Lord, 47 posts with no mention of Ashton Kutcher? He really is over.

In the same vein, I'd also fuck:

John Mayer

Justin Bieber

Jeremy from the current Big Brother (though that's a stretch)

by Anonymousreply 5107/07/2013

Mark Wahlberg owns this category, for me.

I want us to violently hatefuck each other.

by Anonymousreply 5207/07/2013

Chris Martin over and over again.

by Anonymousreply 5307/07/2013

This one is from sometime back in the day, but...John Rocker. He seems like a vile human being, but I thought he was really sexy in a dumb-and-full-of-cum, white trash way. Especially after word got around that he was hung like a horse.

by Anonymousreply 5407/07/2013

Vanilla Ice

by Anonymousreply 5507/07/2013

Yes he is r40. Ask Janet Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 5607/08/2013

Kate Winslet if she didn't open her mouth.

Portia Mandy Rogers deRossirous, circa first season of Arrested Development.

Lindsay Lohan, in all her pre-crack-addled, STD-infested glory.

by Anonymousreply 5707/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 5807/08/2013

Rod Prsley

by Anonymousreply 5907/08/2013

I've met Austin Nichols (I don't care if you don't believe me!) and that cunt is a high born unpleasant douchebag. That cunt roles his eyes like he is some fucking diva, he has this calm demeaning manner that screams psycho to me. He is so mean when his buddies or anyone from hollywood isn't around him. That bitch is such a twat. He cares more about himself than anyone he steps on with those heavy fucking boots of his. Bitch was on roy donovan and was talking to one of the makeup ladies and telling her what to do and messed up the entire place and had the fucking guts to blame her for the fucking mess-up. That twat needs to learn a little respect and realize he isn't that fucking popular for anyone to recognize him outside of studios. I'm out but my douchebag vote is on austin-who?-nichols.

by Anonymousreply 6007/08/2013

John Edwards . . . based on the numerous up close and personal sightings of his impressive cock.

by Anonymousreply 6107/09/2013

Aaron Hernandez

by Anonymousreply 6207/09/2013

Tyler Perry.

by Anonymousreply 6307/10/2013

Interesting, R60.

How deep are they going with the storyline with him and Ray's son?

by Anonymousreply 6407/10/2013

pardon me!

by Anonymousreply 6507/10/2013

Austin Nichols is in three episodes. Good looking guy, but screams creepy.

by Anonymousreply 6607/10/2013

Justin Beiber Adam Levine Tyler Perry Mel Gibson

by Anonymousreply 6707/10/2013

Ryan Seacrest

by Anonymousreply 6807/10/2013

Austin Nichols seems a bit hot tempered....I wouldn't disagree about him being a complete nut and a douchebag.

Sounds like a jerk to me there. I only know him through the gay toothy rumours. Other than that, I don't know him. Never seen him act.

by Anonymousreply 6907/10/2013

Tiki Barber.

Lennie Kravitz.

O.J. Simpson.

by Anonymousreply 7007/10/2013

A Rick Sanatorium Dan savage devil's three-way.

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by Anonymousreply 7307/12/2013

Lenny Kravitz is a douchebag?

by Anonymousreply 7407/12/2013

Let's hear more on Austin's bitchy behavior.

by Anonymousreply 7507/17/2013
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