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Balloon Boy Now Fronting Tween Heavy Metal Band

Balloon Dad continues to insist that he is not exploiting his children.

by Anonymousreply 1207/02/2013

They should die in a grease fire...."We now reside in Florida"...that sounds about right.

by Anonymousreply 107/02/2013

Balloon Dad is one of those typical aspie assholes without intelligence who exotify Asian women & marry them because they think they're servantile.

by Anonymousreply 207/02/2013

Balloon Dad an aspie? You must be kidding me... Balloon Dad is a sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 307/02/2013

r2 is one of those self-righteous racist assholes without intelligence who think "servantile" is a word.

by Anonymousreply 407/02/2013

They live in FL now.

I think FL is too good for them.

They should be in Slab City

by Anonymousreply 507/02/2013

You have to admit the name Maiden Voyage is pretty fucking funny. Wouldn't have expected that.

by Anonymousreply 607/02/2013

After the thread title I was hoping for hotness, or at least cuteness, but they look like girls. Maybe they'll grow out of it like Joseph Gordon Levitt.

by Anonymousreply 707/02/2013

Take a look at his wife again, R2.

Not much exotic or sexy about her looks.

by Anonymousreply 807/02/2013

It's an all-male version of The Shaggs! Controlling dad and everything.

by Anonymousreply 907/02/2013

"Maiden Voyage" is the title of the Gawker article, right? The "band" name is "Heene Boyz" which is beyond stupid.

by Anonymousreply 1007/02/2013

You're a balloon boy!

by Anonymousreply 1107/02/2013

R10. Sorry, I thought the maiden voyage on the first photo was the band name. I didn't read the whole article.

by Anonymousreply 1207/02/2013
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