I'm available for series work.
Armie Hammer here!
|by Armie Hammer||reply 39||07/08/2013|
you're hot! do you like anal?
|by Armie Hammer||reply 1||07/02/2013|
Sorry Mr. Hammer. We're going ahead with Ryan Phillipe as our lead actor.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 2||07/02/2013|
OMFG, could you bitches imagine a premium cable series starring Ryan Phillipe and Armie Hammer as brothers road tripping across country getting into new adventures every week. And showing ass.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 3||07/02/2013|
Simon & Simon 2.0, R3?
|by Armie Hammer||reply 4||07/02/2013|
Mr. Hammer, why don't you just be grateful for your immensely family and let actors who NEED money, work. Perhaps you could be a model.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 5||07/02/2013|
I like your laundry detergent.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 6||07/02/2013|
I thought your name was Arnie until yesterday! LOL
|by Armie Hammer||reply 7||07/02/2013|
Are we sure he has so much money, personally? I think I know somehow (but might be wrong) that like a lot of children of wealth his education was paid for, then he was told to support himself (of course he may get an inheritance or have something in trust -- thought depending on the amount that may mean only that he won't starve or be homeless, not that he can afford genuine comfort or luxury). I saw him in the (clothed) flesh last year and thought he was very good looking but to be so tall, a little scrawny.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 8||07/02/2013|
According to another thread, his Mormon parents disowned him.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 9||07/02/2013|
Like a good Mormon, he got married at 24.
You can take a boy out of the magic underwear...
|by Armie Hammer||reply 10||07/02/2013|
R3 that's a pretty good idea for a series.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 11||07/02/2013|
R8 - he is on Jimmy Kimmel right now discussing his upbringing in the Cayman Islands. I believe it is safe to say he has more money than most people.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 12||07/02/2013|
I wish I could act like Armie
|by Armie Hammer||reply 13||07/02/2013|
he loves anal
|by Armie Hammer||reply 14||07/02/2013|
He has never shown his ass right? He should get on that. C'mon, you can't be a hot young dude in hollywood and not take a role where you are going to show off your assets.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 15||07/02/2013|
Yeah - the dude kind of skipped over the paying your dues phase. Same with Rooney Mara. They both need to suffer somewhere. Too bad they're both trust fund brats.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 16||07/02/2013|
Given your name, have you considered a career as a fisting top in gay porn?
|by Armie Hammer||reply 17||07/02/2013|
He won't do a nude s me because he's flabby.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 18||07/02/2013|
Route 66, r4.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 19||07/02/2013|
Armie, have I got a deodorant commercial for YOU! Text me, boy!
|by Armie Hammer||reply 20||07/02/2013|
He must have very big shoes to fill those big feets.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 21||07/02/2013|
He's the next Josh Lucas!
|by Armie Hammer||reply 22||07/03/2013|
Rich and uber-privileged arrogant bore.
The country club life wasn't doin it for him anymore, so he decided he wanted to be a movie star!
He bought his way into the business! Just like Kate and Rooney Mara!
|by Armie Hammer||reply 23||07/03/2013|
Flavor of the month. Possibly week.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 24||07/03/2013|
Kate and Rooney Mara have at least both given some decent performances. I don't get the hype around Hammer - he's hot, but bland. You can almost understand why Brit actors get so many American roles.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 25||07/03/2013|
Armie is at least 9x6
|by Armie Hammer||reply 26||07/03/2013|
|by Armie Hammer||reply 27||07/03/2013|
Looks like you're going to be available this weekend. My kid's having a birthday party. The clown just quit on me. Can you dress up in the costume and do some magic tricks for a dozen 5 year olds?
|by Armie Hammer||reply 28||07/03/2013|
Any pics of Armie in flip-flops?
|by Armie Hammer||reply 29||07/03/2013|
|by Armie Hammer||reply 30||07/03/2013|
I would love to see his hole.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 31||07/03/2013|
Armie, my drug mule just died. Are you available to fly to Peru and back on Tuesday?
|by Armie Hammer||reply 32||07/07/2013|
Will be filming Man from U.N.C.L.E with Henry Cavill
|by Armie Hammer||reply 33||07/07/2013|
Sorry, Armie, we're going in a different direction for The Winklevoss Twins miniseries.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 34||07/07/2013|
He is super tall, handsome, seemingly able to read and write and employed. Why am I not attracted to this guy? I just don't know.
Signed, A straight female
|by Armie Hammer||reply 35||07/07/2013|
Im sorry, Who are you again?
|by Armie Hammer||reply 36||07/07/2013|
R35, He's clean cut, well-groomed and well bred, hopefully only smokes pot and doesn't use other harder drugs, obviously ambitious, and the only think wrong with him is his choice of a wife, that IMHO doesn't seem to really appreciate him. Perfect for me.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 37||07/07/2013|
He's another snooze king.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 38||07/08/2013|
I share your pain.
|by Armie Hammer||reply 39||07/08/2013|