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Armie Hammer here!

I'm available for series work.

by Armie Hammerreply 3907/08/2013

you're hot! do you like anal?

by Armie Hammerreply 107/02/2013

Sorry Mr. Hammer. We're going ahead with Ryan Phillipe as our lead actor.

by Armie Hammerreply 207/02/2013

OMFG, could you bitches imagine a premium cable series starring Ryan Phillipe and Armie Hammer as brothers road tripping across country getting into new adventures every week. And showing ass.

by Armie Hammerreply 307/02/2013

Simon & Simon 2.0, R3?

by Armie Hammerreply 407/02/2013

Mr. Hammer, why don't you just be grateful for your immensely family and let actors who NEED money, work. Perhaps you could be a model.

by Armie Hammerreply 507/02/2013

I like your laundry detergent.

by Armie Hammerreply 607/02/2013

I thought your name was Arnie until yesterday! LOL

by Armie Hammerreply 707/02/2013

Are we sure he has so much money, personally? I think I know somehow (but might be wrong) that like a lot of children of wealth his education was paid for, then he was told to support himself (of course he may get an inheritance or have something in trust -- thought depending on the amount that may mean only that he won't starve or be homeless, not that he can afford genuine comfort or luxury). I saw him in the (clothed) flesh last year and thought he was very good looking but to be so tall, a little scrawny.

by Armie Hammerreply 807/02/2013

According to another thread, his Mormon parents disowned him.

by Armie Hammerreply 907/02/2013

Like a good Mormon, he got married at 24.

You can take a boy out of the magic underwear...

by Armie Hammerreply 1007/02/2013

R3 that's a pretty good idea for a series.

by Armie Hammerreply 1107/02/2013

R8 - he is on Jimmy Kimmel right now discussing his upbringing in the Cayman Islands. I believe it is safe to say he has more money than most people.

by Armie Hammerreply 1207/02/2013

I wish I could act like Armie

by Armie Hammerreply 1307/02/2013

he loves anal

by Armie Hammerreply 1407/02/2013

He has never shown his ass right? He should get on that. C'mon, you can't be a hot young dude in hollywood and not take a role where you are going to show off your assets.

by Armie Hammerreply 1507/02/2013

Yeah - the dude kind of skipped over the paying your dues phase. Same with Rooney Mara. They both need to suffer somewhere. Too bad they're both trust fund brats.

by Armie Hammerreply 1607/02/2013

Given your name, have you considered a career as a fisting top in gay porn?

by Armie Hammerreply 1707/02/2013

He won't do a nude s me because he's flabby.

by Armie Hammerreply 1807/02/2013

Route 66, r4.

by Armie Hammerreply 1907/02/2013

Armie, have I got a deodorant commercial for YOU! Text me, boy!

by Armie Hammerreply 2007/02/2013

He must have very big shoes to fill those big feets.

by Armie Hammerreply 2107/02/2013

He's the next Josh Lucas!

by Armie Hammerreply 2207/03/2013

Rich and uber-privileged arrogant bore.

The country club life wasn't doin it for him anymore, so he decided he wanted to be a movie star!

He bought his way into the business! Just like Kate and Rooney Mara!

by Armie Hammerreply 2307/03/2013

Flavor of the month. Possibly week.

by Armie Hammerreply 2407/03/2013

Kate and Rooney Mara have at least both given some decent performances. I don't get the hype around Hammer - he's hot, but bland. You can almost understand why Brit actors get so many American roles.

by Armie Hammerreply 2507/03/2013

Armie is at least 9x6

by Armie Hammerreply 2607/03/2013

LOL @R17

by Armie Hammerreply 2707/03/2013


Looks like you're going to be available this weekend. My kid's having a birthday party. The clown just quit on me. Can you dress up in the costume and do some magic tricks for a dozen 5 year olds?

by Armie Hammerreply 2807/03/2013

Any pics of Armie in flip-flops?

by Armie Hammerreply 2907/03/2013


by Armie Hammerreply 3007/03/2013

I would love to see his hole.

by Armie Hammerreply 3107/03/2013

Armie, my drug mule just died. Are you available to fly to Peru and back on Tuesday?

by Armie Hammerreply 3207/07/2013

Will be filming Man from U.N.C.L.E with Henry Cavill

by Armie Hammerreply 3307/07/2013

Sorry, Armie, we're going in a different direction for The Winklevoss Twins miniseries.

by Armie Hammerreply 3407/07/2013

He is super tall, handsome, seemingly able to read and write and employed. Why am I not attracted to this guy? I just don't know.

Signed, A straight female

by Armie Hammerreply 3507/07/2013

Im sorry, Who are you again?

by Armie Hammerreply 3607/07/2013

R35, He's clean cut, well-groomed and well bred, hopefully only smokes pot and doesn't use other harder drugs, obviously ambitious, and the only think wrong with him is his choice of a wife, that IMHO doesn't seem to really appreciate him. Perfect for me.

by Armie Hammerreply 3707/07/2013

He's another snooze king.

by Armie Hammerreply 3807/08/2013

I share your pain.

by Armie Hammerreply 3907/08/2013
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