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Is testosterone okay for my cat to eat?

My cat will usually lick my deodorant off of me. I just tarted using testosterone and it's applied under the arms.

I'm worried my cat will lick it and get sick.

by Anonymousreply 1207/01/2013

Why are you using testosterone? And yes, it can virilize your cat if it's a female.

by Anonymousreply 106/30/2013


Female or male, the amount of testosterone for an adult male will OD a cat.

You don't deserve a cat.

by Anonymousreply 206/30/2013

Don't be surprised if her voice becomes deeper and demands money for Michfest and that you remove any cans of cat food with a male cat on them. (They always know)

by Anonymousreply 306/30/2013

Are you an FTM, OP? Can you post a time-lapse of your clitty, so we can see the changes?

by Anonymousreply 406/30/2013

I'm trying to bulk up and my adderall prescribed me axiron.

by Anonymousreply 506/30/2013

I mean my adderall doctor.

by Anonymousreply 606/30/2013

Do you make your cat lick your wiener too, OP. That's animal abuse you know. I'm contacting the S,P.C.A.

by Anonymousreply 706/30/2013

If you let that cat fuck you, you will end up on the internet like that guy in Washington who died after fucking his horse. And it would serve you right, you perv.

by Anonymousreply 806/30/2013

The nice thing about cats is, even if you accidentally kill one, there's always plenty more for free at the pound.

by Anonymousreply 906/30/2013

Er, neither the deoderant or testosterone are good for your cat, OP. I hope you are trolling.

by Anonymousreply 1007/01/2013

OP, your cat can give me a blow job and we can find out together.

by Anonymousreply 1107/01/2013

Ever been fucked by a pussy?

by Anonymousreply 1207/01/2013
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