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Semen: The Next Superfood?

Forget quinoa. Forget Acai. Drinking semen may be good for your health. No, this is not some disgusting pick-up line, although hey, disgusting dudes of the world, you might want to grab a pen and take some notes.

According to Columbia Health, human male ejaculate contains fructose sugar, water, ascorbic acid (Vitamin C), citric acid, enzymes, protein and zinc--stuff you'd find in a nutritional supplement or protein shake. A new study from Monash University has found that certain females in the animal kingdom consume male seed as if it were food, and it may be beneficial for humans to do the same.

The study does not suggest pigging out post-coitus, but if you want to do your own research, there are semen cookbooks out there to help you get started. Just, uh, don't invite us over for dinner that week, mmkay?

by Anonymousreply 1507/02/2013

I don't recall any nutritional supplements being labeled as having HIV or HPV.

by Anonymousreply 106/29/2013

Not your semen OP. Yours has HFCS, gin, and regret.

by Anonymousreply 206/29/2013

Fabulous, 'cept it tastes NASTY.

by Anonymousreply 306/29/2013

just take a goddamn vitamin

by Anonymousreply 406/29/2013

Someone show this article to Michael Douglas. It would have saved him a lot of trouble.

by Anonymousreply 506/29/2013

I'll drink to that!

by Anonymousreply 606/29/2013

"just take a goddamn vitamin"

I'd much rather be a drowning man clutching at some big straws.

by Anonymousreply 706/29/2013

Add to Ranch dressing on a salad. Delish!

by Anonymousreply 806/29/2013

Wow R1.

by Anonymousreply 906/30/2013

Glory holes are the new pop-up cafes.

by Anonymousreply 1006/30/2013

It's part of the all-new secret sauce on Big Macs.

by Anonymousreply 1107/01/2013

I don't think you need to guzzle it to get the benefits. Just a little spritz here and there would do the trick.

by Anonymousreply 1207/02/2013

I like the name of the Cook Book:

Natural Harvest

The reviews are fun.

by Anonymousreply 1307/02/2013

That is repulsive and think that information is BS.

by Anonymousreply 1407/02/2013

So, when will the big companies give us the next magical face cream/eye cream/anti-aging line based on semen?

by Anonymousreply 1507/02/2013
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