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The Kinky Armie Hammer

Seem's the Hammer's not as clean-cut as he looks, as evidenced in this interview with Playboy...

The interviewer asked him about his sex life with his wife:

“Well, if you’re married to a feminist, as I am, then it’s…. I don’t know how much we can put here without my parents being embarrassed, but I used to like to be a dominant lover. I liked the grabbing of the neck and the hair and all that. But then you get married and your sexual appetites change. And I mean that for the better—it’s not like I’m suffering in any way. But you can’t really pull your wife’s hair. It gets to a point where you say, ‘I respect you too much to do these things that I kind of want to do.’ The two of us will literally break out laughing in the middle of it, finish up and be like, ‘Well, that was oddly fun!’ So it becomes a new kind of thing that’s less about ‘I want to dominate you’ and more about both of us having a really good time. It’s just a different style.”

But it's not all missionary blah-ness in the bedroom. Hammer intimated there was some hanky-panky with the Lone Ranger mask: “Let’s just say I kept one. And that my wife loves it.”

Armie was also a pervy, enterprising middle schooler:

"I almost got kicked out of eighth grade for selling Playboy. Me and this guy had a ring where we’d bring magazines packaged with a bottle of lotion to school—brilliant business plan, wasn’t it?—and sell them to the kids for $20. Then I got called into a teacher’s office. He said, 'I’ve heard you’re bringing in these nudie magazines.' I said, 'Nope, not me.' He went, 'So you wouldn’t mind if we checked your locker?' Which he then went and did. We’d stashed the actual magazines in bushes by the school, but there was a ton of lotion in the locker. All he could say was, 'Why do you have so much lotion?' I said, 'I get dry hands.'"

But despite his real-life predilection for domination, Hammer dispels the rumors of his potential involvement in the 50 Shades of Grey movie.

"While I was working on Lone Ranger my agent brought it up, and I said 'Nope.' I mean, come on—it’s just mommy porn. I’m not going to sit on top of the laundry machine in spin cycle reading about putting a ball gag in someone’s mouth. That doesn’t do it for me."

by Anonymousreply 4007/04/2015

Looks like someone new wants the James Franco/Jonah Hill/Jason Biggs "outrageous and edgy stunt queen statements" crown

by Anonymousreply 106/29/2013

Hetty domination unh?That means he's an insatiable bottom when it comes down to the homosex!

by Anonymousreply 206/29/2013

Armie, I have a suggestion for you.

There is a reason for the term sadomasochism: sadism and masochism are two sides of the same coin. If you're married to a ball-busting feminist, use it to your advantage. Explore your submissive side.

You might find that you enjoy being roughed up a bit. Then, you can continue to revel in your kink without offending her sensibilities.

by Anonymousreply 306/29/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 406/29/2013

Kinky is a good thing

by Anonymousreply 506/29/2013

That first part doesn't sound kinky at all, it sounds like typical straight guy "madonna/whore" bullshit.

I think we gays seem to able to reconcile that what you like in bed doesn't have to all these huge ramifications for the rest of your relationship in a way that most straight people, for probably a whole bunch of reasons, really seem to struggle with.

Just because someone likes having rough sex doesn't mean they are actually a worthless cum dumpster (though it can be lots of fun to pretend that's the case in the heat of the moment).

by Anonymousreply 606/29/2013

I found is reasoning regarding is sex life with his wife, completely outdated and a bit illogical.

by Anonymousreply 706/29/2013

"I think we gays seem to able to reconcile..."

We are no better than them. Pick any given thread about gay sex and respect / self-respect here, and witness the same dichotomy yourself.

by Anonymousreply 806/29/2013

I love his dismissal of Fifty Shades as "mommy porn". It is. I've gained respect for this guy.

by Anonymousreply 906/29/2013

She pegs him.

by Anonymousreply 1006/29/2013

Based on the reviews for The Lone Ranger, someone needs to beat him.

by Anonymousreply 1107/01/2013

His parents are right-wing speaking in tongues Christians. Arnie went to Oral Roberts University. Arnie and his wife were recently arrested with grass at the US-Mexico border. His parents have - it's been reported - disowned him...

by Anonymousreply 1207/01/2013

Ugh. Too much information.

Have a little class.

by Anonymousreply 1307/01/2013

Armie Hammer went to ORU???!!?

WTF!

Now I cannot support him. Has he renounced this lack of education?

by Anonymousreply 1407/01/2013

He went but is now living a live of sex and drugs...

by Anonymousreply 1507/01/2013

Did he inherit the family money?

by Anonymousreply 1607/01/2013

[quote]His parents are right-wing speaking in tongues Christians.

I can't believe the grandson of a tycoon was allowed to go to a third rate school.

by Anonymousreply 1707/01/2013

Uhhhhh... Armie never went to ORU or any college, you freaking morons.

by Anonymousreply 1807/01/2013

Yeah, Armie is a highschool drop out who decided to pursue creative pursuits rather than study or work a real job so his parents disowned him for that.

Of course now he is making more money than I ever will so go figure.

by Anonymousreply 1907/01/2013

according to IMDB -

"In addition, his father is a member of the board of trustees for Oral Roberts University. His mother was a former bank loan officer and teaches Bible study in Los Angeles."

I have heard his parents had him attend classes there when he was in HS.

by Anonymousreply 2107/01/2013

That must have been unpleasant for him. He describes himself as half-Jewish. His mother is from OK, so that explains it from her side. But the dad was a convert to evangelical Christianity? Wow.

by Anonymousreply 2207/01/2013

Well, his background explains why he married so young and the maddona/whore complex.

by Anonymousreply 2307/01/2013

Nice pic.

Since he wants an edgier image, he should do shots like this. Suggestive but not vulgar.

by Anonymousreply 2407/03/2013

His father has now left his mother and is trying to screw her in the divorce. Armie met his wife when she was dating his roommate. The wife, who is older, heard of Armie's family wealth and promptly dropped the roommate. Armie married at 23, way too young in this day and age, and was not sufficiently mature to realize his wife is a domineering harpy.

by Anonymousreply 2507/03/2013

Looks like Armie enjoys being on the receiving end of rough, too.

by Anonymousreply 2608/01/2013

R24, that's not really him. It's his head photoshopped onto someone else's body.

by Anonymousreply 2708/01/2013

Oh, r27. Poor, sweet, dumb r27.

by Anonymousreply 2808/01/2013

R27 I know it is. You get a slight glimpse of dick.

The point was that if he wants to change his image, he should do shots like that. Hot but not crude.

by Anonymousreply 2908/01/2013

Amateur.

by Anonymousreply 3008/01/2013

The desperation is starting to sink in.

He knows there is only so long he can keep buying his way into high profile films and ruin them.

He is ovah...

by Anonymousreply 3108/01/2013

Another kink of Armie's....a very particular sexual specialty.

by Anonymousreply 3209/07/2013

is his ass almost WOMANLY there, and is his wife looking like shes feeling him up? He has more ass than she does.

Not liking the Patrick Swayze hair though...

DOES ARMIE HAMMER HAVE A WOMANLY ASS?

by Anonymousreply 3311/09/2014

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 3407/04/2015

Hmmm

by Anonymousreply 3507/04/2015

Armie trying too hard to convince people about his "heterosexual" sex life, obviously talking way too much about what he loves avout it but in the process making absolutely no sense.

by Anonymousreply 3607/04/2015

BOX OFFICE POISON

Though Ryan Reynolds is battling him hard for that title.

by Anonymousreply 3707/04/2015

He was so charming in "The Social Network" as the dumb asshole preppy twins, but he realy needs to get a hit if he's to wash off the stink from "The Lone Ranger."

If I were an "it" actor who could pick and choose my projects, I would stay the fuck away from anything to do with Johnny Depp. He makes idiot choices and his projects just sink.

by Anonymousreply 3807/04/2015

Who is this person?

by Anonymousreply 3907/04/2015

He's an actor.

by Anonymousreply 4007/04/2015
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