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Cher just admitted Tom Cruise was a great lover

On "WWHL", told Andy Cohen he's in her top 5 best. WTF ?

by Mimireply 8907/01/2013

Since when does hugging and kissing on the cheek count as being "a great lover"??? Plus, she's said in the past they only "dated" for about a month, so if he was so great, why didn't she stay with him?

by Mimireply 106/28/2013

He *is* a great actor....

by Mimireply 206/28/2013

Most Robots do make excellent lovers.

by Mimireply 306/28/2013

She said he was a great guy then, very young, and made a point of saying it was before he became a Scienologist. Also pointed out they dated 'for a second'.

by Mimireply 406/28/2013

She always wanted to wear a strap on and be the top, he was so great because he allowed her to do that.

by Mimireply 506/28/2013

Young Tom Cruise: "Holy shit! I get to fuck Cher? I mean yeah, she's not as hot as a dude, but it's fucking Cher!! This means I AM somebody!"

by Mimireply 606/28/2013

She's Cher. Why would she beard for Tom Cruise? Does that mean Cruise gave her the bono?

by Mimireply 706/28/2013

What fag would pass up the chance to shoop shoop Cher?

by Mimireply 806/28/2013

[quote]What fag would pass up the chance to shoop shoop Cher?

Me.

[quote]She's Cher. Why would she beard for Tom Cruise?

Why did she beard for David Geffen, who she said she knew was gay?

by Mimireply 906/28/2013

She also said she had been with women, by answering ' Who hasen't'. She's so cool.

by Mimireply 1006/28/2013

I'm sure Tom just treated it like any other acting role. He truly is the epitome of a blank canvas .

by Mimireply 1106/28/2013

The last thing you want to do is say Tom was a BAD lover. He'd sic the Scientologists on you.

by Mimireply 1206/28/2013

Never got a sexual vibe from Cher.

by Mimireply 1306/28/2013

I'm her idol, bitches.

by Mimireply 1406/28/2013

[quote]She also said she had been with women, by answering ' Who hasen't'. She's so cool.

Sounds to me more like another straight woman thinking they're being "edgy" with that "fake-bi" bullshit.

And if she's so cool and had been with a woman before, why was she so upset when Chaz (then Chastity) came out?

by Mimireply 1506/28/2013

Didn't Cher say the same thing about David Geffen?

by Mimireply 1606/28/2013

Andy admitted he was fawning over her, like a 12 year old girl. He was. Mary !

by Mimireply 1706/28/2013

[RE15] She sounded like she had dipped in that pond - very different from having your kid come out,and accepting it, as a parent. Then having your girl, transition to a boy. Then having that boy become a massive angry bear. She's had a lot to deal with - give the old broad a break.

by Mimireply 1806/28/2013

"Lady Planet" is a tremendous song!

by Mimireply 1906/28/2013

Who was the lucky guy who admitted this to Cher?

by Mimireply 2006/28/2013

She says things to get attention; she's always done that.

by Mimireply 2106/28/2013

Cher played the bi card back in the 90s already. This is old news.

Who is Tammy's latest "great love"? Will he jump off of a plane being piloted by Revolta to profess his undying love for this woman?I wonder...maybe he learned his lesson from Katie. he thought she was so compliant and she turned out to be a clever and conniving little fox.

by Mimireply 2206/28/2013

She also said she hated her song "Just Like Jesse James"

by Mimireply 2306/28/2013

He held hands and politely pecked me on the cheek with the best of them!

by Mimireply 2406/28/2013

[quote]She also said she hated her song "Just Like Jesse James"

Someone should tell her that her new song sucks just as much.

by Mimireply 2506/28/2013

He hugged the shit outta me. Couldn't walk straight for days.

by Mimireply 2706/28/2013

She strikes me as someone with no self-respect. I don't know why she still gushes over Gene considering he allegedly dumped her for her then-friend Diana Ross, not to mention the fact he's fugly and has a smug know-it-all attitude.

by Mimireply 2806/28/2013

Cher "admitted" this? Interesting language. Does this mean Cruise is an admitted heterosexual?

by Mimireply 2906/28/2013

I told you bitches! I'M STRAIGHT!

by Mimireply 3006/28/2013

When I was trying to pass as straight, I made a lot of effort to make sure the girl I was having sex with got as much out of it as possible so she didn't think I was gay. So this sounds about right to me.

by Mimireply 3106/28/2013

I bet Cher's so hung that she would have made Bea Arthur green with envy.

by Mimireply 3206/28/2013

Christ- this is like Martha Stewart saying she had a 3 way- who the f cares? These 70 something year old women are trying to stay relevant and they think by relealing their sexual past, they will be. Cher is plugging a new song so she has to be daring. Martha is still plugging her crap and her trying to be daring does not work at all. In fact it is laughable because she has no sex appeal at all. She would rather sleep with one of her sugar cookies than a man.

by Mimireply 3306/28/2013

R26, not true. Cher has admitted to having lesbian sex.

by Mimireply 3406/28/2013

A friend once worked for a major actor/producer who told her that Tom Cruise was not gay.

by Mimireply 3506/28/2013

R25, maybe it's not the song, but the awkward man voice she uses on it. A better singer might be able to make it work.

by Mimireply 3606/28/2013

She'll probably say that David Geffen was her #1 lover of all time.

by Mimireply 3706/28/2013

No. #1 is clearly Richard Simmons.

by Mimireply 3806/28/2013

In fact, Cher, John, and I had a fuck-filled, cum-guzzling, twat-smacking good time once upon a time. In separate beds, of course. Totally ans strictly straight goings-on. I've been trying to tell you jaded boobs, but ya just won't listen!

by Mimireply 3906/28/2013

I agree with r26. She used to try to appear edgy by saying she was open to the possibility of an affair with a woman. Now she's decided to simplify it by claiming she already has experimented. It's a lie, but she knows practically all her diehards will believe it.

And it does irritate me that she defends all her ex's no matter how loathsome. Sonny was pretty loathsome as far as I'm concerned, a Republican politician who was involved with anti-gay legislation. But in Cher's retelling on twitter, you're not going to hear any of that, she paints him as a moderate who wasn't very offensive at all. She'll angrily defend him like he's one of her kids, no acknowledgement that he ever did anything wrong.

by Mimireply 4006/28/2013

& isn't it ironic that Chaz is closer to Mary Bono than to Cher? Think about it.

by Mimireply 4106/28/2013

[quote]And if she's so cool and had been with a woman before, why was she so upset when Chaz (then Chastity) came out?

I don't think she was upset about any "coming out." She was upset when she learned Chasity wanted to untitty and unpussy herself.

by Mimireply 4206/28/2013

r42, it was extensively reported that Cher was very upset about Chasity coming out, I believe Chasity was actually kicked out of the house over it. Cher herself has admitted that her reaction was homophobic. By the time Chaz was coming out as transsexual many years later, Cher had gotten over it and was completely supportive.

by Mimireply 4306/28/2013

Gee, maybe if Cher was supportive of Chastity the lesbian, there would never have been a Chaz? Just a thought.

by Mimireply 4406/28/2013

There were rumors about Cher 's close friendship with Kate Jackson.

She was pissed at Chastity because she was the last to know when she came out.

Sonny was not anti gay and he supported Chastity when she came out to him.

Don't know why Cher wants to "in" Cruise. It's not like she can be bought. Maybe she wants to protect him from the gay slurs the way she helped David Geffen.

by Mimireply 4506/28/2013

I thought Cher would put Frankie Muniz in the top five. They were going at it hot and heavy for a long time.

by Mimireply 4606/28/2013

Btw, to a woman, a great lover means oral -- he gives. Just thought you porn-fed guys needed to hear that.

by Mimireply 4706/28/2013

[quote] Sonny was not anti gay and he supported Chastity when she came out to him.

Are you denying that he was involved with anti-gay legislation as a Republican Representative? Because it's a fact he was. Yes by all accounts Sonny wasn't phobic to Chastity, but it made no difference to how he conducted himself as a Representative. He was perfectly willing to be push anti-gay legislation in the House, to gain the approval of other Republicans. Your whole world may revolve around Cher, so Sonny being nice to Chastity in private is enough for you. The rest of us aren't so myopic.

by Mimireply 4806/28/2013

R31 makes a good point, especially about someone Cruise's age. If Cher honestly believes that Cruise was a good lover and straight, that's why.

by Mimireply 4906/28/2013

My lovers have been far hotter than Cher's.

by Mimireply 5006/28/2013

[quote]She also said she had been with women, by answering ' Who hasen't'.

That answer is a question & implies that she has without actually saying that she has. The answer to the question might well be "Cher hasn't".

by Mimireply 5106/28/2013

Cher was fucking Malcolm In The Middle?!

by Mimireply 5206/28/2013

Yeah, but you got it up enough to work your magic. To me, that means you're at least bi.

by Mimireply 5306/28/2013

Has she gotten plastic surgery to look like Chad Michaels?

by Mimireply 5406/28/2013

r55, I believe the way it was discussed was she was asked if she'd ever swam in the lady pond (or however they say it on that dumb show) and she said "Who hasn't?"

by Mimireply 5606/28/2013

I don't think Tom's gay, but i don't think he's straight either. He's a sociopath- so basically dead on the inside. Everything he's ever done has been for publicity. If you fuck Cher you can bet the world will know about it, since she keeps nothing to herself, especially if you do a good job and you're young and desperate to cement yourself as a heartthrob and leading man.

by Mimireply 5706/28/2013

Um, no, R47.

by Mimireply 5806/28/2013

He ate her out once or twice and told her he didn't need to come. Oral and then auditing sessions.Trust me on this one.

by Mimireply 5906/28/2013

She was on meth.

by Mimireply 6006/28/2013

Cher does not like sex because of a secret history of sexual abuse. Tom was her lover only in the puppy dog sense.

by Mimireply 6206/28/2013

R55 Chastity had talked about Cher coming to grips with her sexuality and Cher admitted to having affairs with women. Even though Cher had had affairs with women she couldn't fathom her own daughter being gay.A little bit of hypocrisy.This was back in the 90s.When Cher admitted it there was no sense of edge or hipness about it. S

by Mimireply 6406/28/2013

AfterElton (stupid Backlot) has assembled all the clips.

by Mimireply 6506/28/2013

If he was one of her Top 5 lovers, why did she only date him for "a minute" (her words)?

Doesn't add up.

by Mimireply 6606/29/2013

Now we know why he's not into chicks.

by Mimireply 6706/29/2013

R26

Hunt down the Advocate article where Chaz interviewed her. She definitely said she had a sexual fling with a woman during the 70s.

She said it was enjoyable and very brief but it was enough to make her realize men are where it's at for her. Chaz tried to get her to name the woman but Cher refused. Made me think the woman was in the biz and not out.

by Mimireply 6806/29/2013

Whopado R47!

So true. And now my dislike of Cruise has declined just a bit.

by Mimireply 6906/29/2013

Cher has her own opinion of "a great lover". We don't have to buy it for a second, when we remember Cruise's first wife being so relieved when they split, saying something like she can have sex, again.

Hard to believe people are fooling themselves into thinking tiny Tom is actually straight. The "construction guy" in The Village People, vocal group, said that Tom serviced him. No lawsuits followed.

Cher reminds of Rosie O'Donnell, when she used to act so girly when he showed up on her talk show. It was funny! She, Oprah Winfrey and Ellen DeGeneres love to make him feel desirable to women.

by Mimireply 7006/29/2013

Tom likes oral about as much as Nicole likes Keith Urban. No love there. Tom may have tried to resist but we know from male hookers that he was one and he pays them to work for him and provide sex on demand.

by Mimireply 7106/29/2013

Cher is Armenian, she's just another Armenian famewhore like the Kardashians and she's about as smart too. I don't get why gays are her only fans at this point, gays should just kick her to the curb.

by Mimireply 7206/29/2013

I think Tom is gay but very very deep in the closet. Does not want to be, does not want to admit it to himself. That's part of why he's so crazy. All that tension.

Anyway, this is why there's NOTHING credible out there about him being with men (see reputable biographer, Andrew Morton's findings).

But: he pings, he went into the priesthood, he's displayed homophobia, he's involved with a crazy cult/religion, he screams fake fake, acting all the time.. It all fits.

by Mimireply 7306/29/2013

Cher's an asshole. She admitted when Chaz became a man, that she was ashamed, not that her daughter was a son, but rather her daughter was ugly and fat. She could deal with transgendered but not an obese fugly.

by Mimireply 7406/29/2013

And Tom was a wrestler in HS

by Mimireply 7506/29/2013

[quote] Cher's an asshole. She admitted when Chaz became a man, that she was ashamed, not that her daughter was a son, but rather her daughter was ugly and fat. She could deal with transgendered but not an obese fugly.

You're the asshole. Try walking in someone else's shoes - particularly a mother's - before being so ready to pass judgment.

by Mimireply 7606/29/2013

R55, stop having a hissy fit. Maybe it was in Outweek, but I read it Cher saying she had lesbian experiences. Why this gets you so upset is mind boggling.

by Mimireply 7706/29/2013

Yes, r58.

by Mimireply 7806/29/2013

Clearly David Gest isn't the only horndog in Hollywood.

by Mimireply 7906/29/2013

"Cher was fucking Malcolm In The Middle?!"

This was a gag in a Farrelly brothers movie. The one with Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear as conjoined twins. I think Cher was supposed to be the co-star in a sitcom with the twins. They showed someone knocking on her dressing room and it turned out Muniz was hiding beneath the covers.

by Mimireply 8006/29/2013

I agree with others here. IF he did anything, it was only for bragging rights, or to improve his career. Remember, Geffen was the one who originally pushed Tom on the public, in "Risky Business" (his company produced it), had slept with him first, so I'm sure he advised Cher - 'The kid will do ANYTHING to get ahead'. So Cher got her head......and probably gave it.

by Mimireply 8106/29/2013

"Maybe it was in Outweek, but I read it Cher saying she had lesbian experiences. Why this gets you so upset is mind boggling."

I think a lesbian Cher is wishful thinking on your part, unless you have a link to a interview where she is quoted as saying that she likes pussy.

Personally, I think Cher is full of shit. This interview about her lovers sounds like a desperate attempt for publicity.

by Mimireply 8206/29/2013

"Who hasn't?" is a throwaway line, a feeble attempt at humor. It's no declaration of bi-sexuality.

by Mimireply 8306/29/2013

When Chaz originally came out as a lesbian I was seriously shocked at Cher's fucked up reaction. I was living in a city and no one cared about being gay, even then, not city people. In the rest of the country yes, but not in the cities. Cher's reaction was totally fucked up and homophobic.

by Mimireply 8406/29/2013

Cher lives in her own bubble, which includes living in her bedroom. Seriuosly. She is way beyond camp now and is entering Battlestar Gallactica, aka celebrity senioritis.

by Mimireply 8506/29/2013

PS, it looked to like her voice broke when she talked about atom zCruise. He and the bagel boy were rentals for her. Geffen pushed boys around.

by Mimireply 8606/29/2013

Taking a cue from Mad Men, TC is a real life Bob Benson. A shiny veneered, hard working fake persona, always sporting a constant, unchanged creepy smile, all in the service of some desperate ambition to be something he’s not. And he’s possibly gay too.

Now, baring all that in mind, the possibility of him being an extremely attentive, eager to please lover to a big star he felt could promote him, regardless of that person’s gender, and that this most probably narcissist star would love this kind of attention, is not such a far fetched notion.

by Mimireply 8707/01/2013

[quote]Christ- this is like Martha Stewart saying she had a 3 way- who the f cares? These 70 something year old women are trying to stay relevant and they think by relealing their sexual past, they will be. Cher is plugging a new song so she has to be daring. Martha is still plugging her crap and her trying to be daring does not work at all. In fact it is laughable because she has no sex appeal at all. She would rather sleep with one of her sugar cookies than a man.

Ugh, this reminds me of the horrible morning I watched "The View" and Batty Baba Wawa told us she'd had a SEX DREAM about Brad Pitt!

I nearly stabbed my eyes and eardrums out!

by Mimireply 8807/01/2013

[quote]Cher is plugging a new song so she has to be daring.

Daring in the sense that Tom Cruise is plausibly only one step down from Liberace.

by Mimireply 8907/01/2013
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