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Why are fags SO fucking mushy and needy and housewifey these days?!

Seriously, the sheer number of fucking queens who are vomiting all sorts of June Cleaver bullshit on my Facebook feed is getting nauseating. If you want to be a housewife that fucking bad, you simpering faggots, cut your fucking cock off and be one.

We are motherfucking MEN, and we are NOT housewives and apron-wearers and pie-bakers. What the bleeding dead Christfuck is WRONG with you pansy pieces of mommy-wannabe shit? UGH. You make me literally vomit and I cannot stand that I have to share a sexuality label with you all.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 10709/24/2013

Oh, Alec.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 106/27/2013

How dare anyone have different feelings than the OP. How. Bleeding. Dead. Dare. You.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 206/27/2013

What are you talking about OP? Effeminites?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 306/27/2013

OP = Chris Colfer weaning off sugar.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 406/27/2013

Those types are trans not gay. Would be nice if they labeled themselves correctly.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 506/27/2013

[quote]What are you talking about OP? Effeminites?

I think he is. But he should be aware that only effeminites use the term "queens."

BTW, I've started to love the DL-mandated spelling of that word. It reminds me of "Israelites" so I pronounce it with a long "i". I wonder if they have their own Moses.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 606/27/2013

Spelling troll here, sorry. WHY is it on this and other threads, people continuously misspell "effeminate? WHY? Is it a "thing" like WHET or pron?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 706/27/2013

LOL. Do you get it now, r7?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 806/27/2013

I use the word "queens."

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 906/27/2013

OP, sorry your BF dumped you for refusing to marry him in the wake of DOMA's defeat.

Don't worry, someday you'll find that special someone who wants you to just fuck him and go away, with no expectation that you'll share your lives in any way.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 1006/27/2013

If you want to read some effemiNazies, go to the Madonna hater boards.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 1106/27/2013

R10, people can share lives without being married.

Being married is not the end all and be all of existence nor is it even preferable in many instances.

And sometimes lives are shared much better without being married.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 1206/27/2013

Some variety of gay men have always been this way. They grew up being friends with mostly girls either because they liked similar things or because the boys didn't want to be friends with them because they were seen as different.

I prefer gay men's manners, flaws and all, over heterosexuals. With that said several things do bother me. Gay men and crying easily. There is a deep reason why gay men cry so easily. I think a big reason for it is gay men's sense of helplessness and loneliness growing up which becomes an ingrained behavior. Another thing that bothers me is gay men's lack of interest in things outside the entertainment and arts fields.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 1306/27/2013

It seems a good number of gays want to be in on the latest thing i.e. marriage whether it makes sense for their situation or not.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 1406/27/2013

R13, I once read that most crying after childhood comes from internal shame. I never cry so I dont know if it's true, but I thought it was interesting.

Incidentally, my BF cries v easily and can make himself do so at will. I don't know if that's a talent or a danger sign.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 1506/27/2013

LOL @ OP's rant. It'd be fun to force him to post from Caftania, to see how much he could say before his stroke.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 1606/28/2013

OP seems to misunderstand how Facebook works.

You CHOSE these people, queen. Defriend if you're tired of them. You will, thereby, spare us your queeny rants, which can only make the world a better place.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 1706/28/2013

But I want a nice house husband that will iron my clothes, cook me breakfast, prepare my bubble bath, and wimper at the door until I come home.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 1806/28/2013

R17,OP suggests that there are TOO many such persons on FB,you can de-friend them but they will still be in overwhelming numbers.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 1906/28/2013

Some people are going to call you a girly little cocksucker no matter what the rest of the gays do so you might as well learn to deal with it, OP

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 2006/28/2013

R13, you make me laugh.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 2106/28/2013

So, is OP a narcissist? Can there be any way to be in his world than how he is?

I am not on Facebook, but I think I would spend time somewhere else if being on it made me this angry. Just a thought.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 2206/28/2013

Well, just great OP, now that I can finally have a legal Blatino Husbear, you go and throw cold water all over my dreams!

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 2306/28/2013

Plus, as more and more people are out and mainstream - it is fashionable for slutty girls to have the obligatory gay friend as an accessory. Thus, these boys act like their hags expect them to act, like full bore stereotypical FAGGOTS. One day gay men will stop trying to fit in or meet the expectations of straight women and just be themselves. You don't see lesbians trying to please straight men, they are what they are. How many straight men have dykes going out with them to clubs, or to the ball game as "accessories" - it just doesn't happen. Yet, lesbians are every bit as fabulous as people as gay men, just as the ARE.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 2406/28/2013

FF OP !

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 2506/28/2013

F&F please

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 2606/28/2013

OP, some men are marriers and some are daters...well, sluts, really.

And there's nothing wrong with either if that's who you want to be.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 2706/28/2013

Agreed, OP. I just want to watch the game, have a few beers and maybe get a blowjob or a tight hole to fuck at the end of the night. Is that too much to ask?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 2806/28/2013

OP you are working my very last nerve. I have an urgent desire to beat your ass. When you say "masculine" you mean "smells bad" and everybody knows it.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 2906/28/2013

The irony, of course, is that these so-called "manly men" the OP loves to much are the weakest, girliest little pussies when push comes to shove.

It's the simpering faggots he hates who are the strong ones. The real men.

Truth.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 3006/28/2013

[quote] One day gay men will stop trying to fit in or meet the expectations of straight women and just be themselves.

We ARE just being ourselves. It has nothing to do with straight women (who, frankly, I find annoying). Some of us are just a little swishy. Always have been, always will be. Deal with it.

It's always been the swishy and girly pie-baking fags who are on the forefront of gay activism and social change, BTW. We're the most obviously freaky. The outcasts and weirdos. The artists and thinkers. We learned to fight and stand up for ourselves early on. We're the ones fighting on the front lines. You butch numbers are too busy getting fucked in the back rooms of sleazy dive bars and being ashamed of yourselves.

You're welcome. Now wipe your feet before you come in for pie. I didn't spend all day cleaning that floor for you to track in mud on with your stupid boots.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 3106/28/2013

[quote]It's always been the swishy and girly pie-baking fags who are on the forefront of gay activism and social change, BTW.

Who gives a shit? We're talking about sexual attraction not activism. March around the globe for all I care, the girls won't get between my legs.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 3206/28/2013

[quote]And sometimes lives are shared much better without being married.

Tell that to the IRS.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 3306/28/2013

LOVE!!! Femmes

Sweet and sexy!

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 3406/28/2013

Truth,R30? Cliche(i.e. the first thing that occured to you).

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 3506/28/2013

[quote]Who gives a shit? We're talking about sexual attraction not activism. March around the globe for all I care, the girls won't get between my legs.

Actually we're talking about how horrible swishy fags are. Same old shit.

But speaking of sexual attraction, I've never had a problem in that area. I've had all kinds of men, from even swishier than me to grunt sweaty muscle pigs. Being cute and nice goes a long way.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 3606/28/2013

I use the words "diesel-dyke"

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 3706/28/2013

OP, you throw the F-bomb around so casually. You even set it in all caps to maximize the impact of the insult to your perceived targets of ridicule. Guess what, bitch: you're one too! Now lay off the self-loathing incendiary terms. Maybe then, you'll be taken seriously. Until then, if you want a "real man" that's up to your self-imposed standards, then here's a suggestion: why don't you try fucking yourself? I'm sure you'll be very happy. Grow up, moron.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 3806/28/2013

Because they are kept OP.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 3906/28/2013

F & F

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 4006/28/2013

You might as well have added Blatino husbear into that whole opening statement! What a trolling type of title.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 4106/28/2013

I persecuted by straight people and gay people! Should I just kill myself?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 4206/28/2013

r19--how, exactly, are you forced to interact with people you're not friends with on FB? Who exactly is holding your feet to the fire over this?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 4306/28/2013

"You don't see lesbians trying to please straight men, they are what they are."

Gay men don't like that.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 4406/28/2013

So effeminate is censored, but fag isn't?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 4506/28/2013

F&F

Intolerable. With castration invocation, yet. Track this asshole on other threads as well.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 4606/28/2013

Dyke is okay but everything for boys is childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool???

SEXISTS!

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 4706/28/2013

Flag this shit.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 4806/28/2013

OP is way over the top (for comedy I assume), but is 100% correct about the message. Which is why twats like r46 are having their usual fit.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 4906/28/2013

LMAO...OP is awesome.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 5006/28/2013

They're just born that way.

Sorry if it threatens you.

Sorry if your'e fighting very hard not to appear that way, too.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 5106/28/2013

Trash like r25, r26, r40, r46, & r48 ruin datalounge. Can we please get rid of the screeching freaks who shit on threads and try to censor inconvenient truths?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 5206/28/2013

[quote]They're just born that way.

You're lying.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 5306/28/2013

Oh dear.... OP has tweaked the tiddles of the "wayl-ah-neva!" set.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 5406/28/2013

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 5506/28/2013

Gay bashing first in line was op

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 5606/28/2013

"It seems a good number of gays want to be in on the latest thing i.e. marriage whether it makes sense for their situation or not"

Bingo.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 5706/28/2013

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 5806/28/2013

OP, you type effeminite.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 5906/28/2013

I'd like a Flaming Faggot as a drink. That would be one HELL of a cocktail.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 6006/28/2013

Agreeing with the Tool OP a bit more now.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 6109/23/2013

What is the OP going on about? Most of the guys I know getting married are really pretty normal, masculine guys who have been together for a long time anyway. I am getting married on Wednesday. Never thought it would happen to me, I just didn't care or imagine it. However, I now have the right, equal rights. I know this is the ONE so WTF? I'm doing it and I don't bake and have interests outside of arts and entertainment. Fuck off OP, you are obviously a total wuss.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 6209/23/2013

The OP is just about to make me upset.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 6309/23/2013

OP and I go lumberjacking in the woods and then pick fleas off our nuts. We're REAL men.

Who needs a house? Who needs dishes? Who needs a bathtub? GIRLY MEN.

OP and I use road kill to wipe our ass.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 6409/23/2013

R64 is Tedwina Nugent, the son they don't talk about.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 6509/23/2013

Wow [R32], I bet everyone's DYING to get in between your legs, the big charmer you are.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 6609/23/2013

[quote]We are motherfucking MEN, and we are NOT housewives

Do "motherfucking men" go on Datalounge to whine and cry about their Facebook feed?

No.

"Motherfucking housewives" do.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 6709/23/2013

OP reminds me of that loathsome Friday Lunch Troll from years ago who would post something as inane and infuriating and troll-baiting as this. He claimed there was a sentence that he had to get responses to use, and if he got enough of that sentence, his office-mate(s?) bought him lunch.

He was tiresome and pathetic, and much like the OP, his posts served no valid purpose except his own little masturbatory game.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 6809/23/2013

OP hits the nail on the head!!!

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 6909/23/2013

A REAL man wouldn't have something as sissy as a FACEBOOK page.

And if he did, he sure wouldn't have anything as DAINTY as Facebook FRIENDS.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 7009/23/2013

Dearest OP:

Please fuck yourself on a tetanus covered, rusty iron spiked dildo, you toxic, vile piece of shit.

If you could do so in the middle of the busiest street in your trailer court, so much the better.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 7109/23/2013

TROLL ALERT TROLL ALERT

A real man would never be on this website

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 7209/23/2013

I'd watch that R71. Hell, I'd buy the popcorn and the antivirals everyone would need to watch that. Set it up.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 7309/23/2013

Hey OP, you hit a nerve will Nellie R71.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 7409/23/2013

The OP is a bit off his rocker, but I bet he's hot.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 7509/23/2013

OP has hit such a nerve that hardly anyone can even post a coherent answer.

I fully agree with OP and his post is the most intelligent and challenging one to come along for quite awhile.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 7609/23/2013

OP is right.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 7709/23/2013

I'd take that bet, r75. Hot guys are generally not insecure enough to post addled shit like this.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 7809/23/2013

Man up!!

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 7909/23/2013

Y'all some mug cradling bitches up in here! Where the real men at?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 8009/23/2013

I ♥ R80 for that.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 8109/23/2013

Enjoy Bellevue, Op.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 8209/23/2013

I eat shit.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 8309/23/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 8409/23/2013

The better question is: Why does mentally ill, ridiculous, fetid piece of shit OP think that all is wrong if everyone doesn't think, talk and act exactly like his skanky ass?

It's called being a fucking fascist, and it's tired.

There are a million types of gay people, and I agree to a degree that there's a big clusterfuck in the middle of the continuum of boring, suburban people - whether they be gay or straight.

So if you hate that shit, don't be it. Go be something else.

THREAD CLOSED

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 8509/23/2013

R80 wins.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 8609/23/2013

What a lazy troll.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 8709/23/2013

r85, is unhinged and ironically also a fascist

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 8809/23/2013

Woman-hate much OP.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 8909/23/2013

thank you OP. I miss those days where men opened doors for women.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 9009/23/2013

This thread is not going to end well.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 9109/23/2013

OP must have a tiny pee-pee.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 9209/23/2013

OP is a nonentity overwhelmed and consumed by guilt, as well as a complete inability to outgrow his nine year old self. We're talking zero resilience.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 9309/23/2013

R8

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 9409/23/2013

OP Troll is only a step away from saying, "Why don't these men have sex with women like they're SUPPOSED TO?"

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 9509/23/2013

When I read your post OP, I hear the purses plopping onto the floor.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 9609/23/2013

I treat my bitches right, now go make me a sandwich!

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 9709/23/2013

OP sounds Republican.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 9809/24/2013

[all posts by flame bait troll #11 removed (violent racist homophobic right-wing misogynist), ISP notified with full text of all posts.]

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 9909/24/2013

R94. you're not really being fair to R8, who was just amused that R7's question about the misspelling of that word that dare not speak its name included the consequences of typing said name.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 10009/24/2013

R99 sounds old.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 10109/24/2013

Oh, R101, you big nancy boy.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 10209/24/2013

OP = troll,

and probably needs help unless he is just looking to provoke.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 10309/24/2013

Nancy boy?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 10409/24/2013

Well someone has obvious anger and mommy issues. I'm guessing your mother was probably a whore. She had dirty knees, her apron was stained with strangers' cum and she never fixed you any baked goods especially on your birthday. Right?

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 10509/24/2013

Either someone has a big mouth or R105 is a really lucky guesser.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 10609/24/2013

What about Andy and Colton endlessly weeping on their CBS reality shows? Sures falls under OP's rant.

by Seriously, cut it off. You're not using it.reply 10709/24/2013
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