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Anyone watching the Discovery Channel's new show about folks dropped off in the wilderness with no clothes, food or water for 21 days? It's one part hot, one part gross, and all parts WTF??

by Anonymousreply 2903/27/2014

It's on again. I'm really enjoying the big, beefy ass of EJ Snyder (who's pictured above).

by Anonymousreply 106/30/2013

I wonder if they'd ever cast a gay guy? Surely there must be at least one gay survivalist.

by Anonymousreply 207/02/2013

What does the guy do when he gets the urge to jack off? How do they take a dump and wipe thoroughly enough? What about morning wood? And what does the woman do when she comes on her period? You can't MacGuyver a tampon out in the wilderness.

by Anonymousreply 307/02/2013

The guy on there tonight is H-O-T. If I was the girl I'd be all over him in a New York minute.

by Anonymousreply 407/07/2013

I noticed that each naked person is wearing this carved barrel necklace. At first I wondered if this was a lovely gift given by the producers but now I figure it's a microphone. I feel so smart!

by Anonymousreply 503/24/2014

I feel like the show would be more interesting if they would occasionally have same-sex pairs in episodes. Different dynamics and all.

by Anonymousreply 603/24/2014

They're all so wet and sweaty all the time, and not in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 703/24/2014

No same sex male couples on this show; they don't want to cheese off their hillbilly viewers with the sight of two guys cuddling for warmth for 21 days.

by Anonymousreply 803/24/2014

It loses its erotic appeal very quickly. It's very strange. Who would do this?

by Anonymousreply 903/24/2014

I'd be giving E.J. a b.j.

by Anonymousreply 1003/25/2014

I find it odd that some of you bring up sex.

Have you actually seen the show? Sex is about the last thing that would be on my mind if I was naked in the woods for 21 days.

by Anonymousreply 1103/26/2014

That's because you're a woman, #11- either literally or figurativiely.

by Anonymousreply 1203/26/2014

I am most certainly not a woman, R12.

Have you seen the show? There's nothing sexy about any of it.

by Anonymousreply 1303/26/2014

Fuck. EJ Snider is the epitome of my type. I'll now be watching...

by Anonymousreply 1403/26/2014

[Quote]And what does the woman do when she comes on her period?

I used shed buffalo hair once while I was hiking in a remote area of Yellowstone. With it stuffed between my legs, I could've given Madonna a run for her money.

by Anonymousreply 1503/27/2014

Billy Berger from last season's creepy Bayou episode is one big, beefy, bubble butted guy. He was also the nicest and the least douchey.

by Anonymousreply 1703/27/2014

Billy Berger butt

by Anonymousreply 1803/27/2014

More BB butt

by Anonymousreply 1903/27/2014

Edible

by Anonymousreply 2003/27/2014

R16 nailed it.

by Anonymousreply 2103/27/2014

It would be nice if they had a "late night" version. Really its just one long tease.

by Anonymousreply 2203/27/2014

I'll take my Berger with lots of mayo. He's tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 2303/27/2014

Me too!

by Anonymousreply 2403/27/2014

Depending upon when the show is shot, a woman might not have to worry about her cycle. If she has a 28-day cycle, she'd be off the show by the time Aunt Flo visited. I've always wondered this shows like Survivor and The Amazing Race. Those shows are more than 21 days.

Also, your women are opting to have quarterly cycles so this might not be an issue.

by Anonymousreply 2503/27/2014

The trickle of blood wouldn't even reach the woman's knee before this show would be yanked off the air.

by Anonymousreply 2603/27/2014

Discovery Channel had a marathon showing of season one recently, so I watched a few episodes. One episode featured a woman that, in addition to being fatigued from food & water deprivation, was experiencing debilitating cramps from her period. I wondered whether production provided tampons or was she left to her own devices.

by Anonymousreply 2703/27/2014

I find the women's reactions fascinating. There's a naked cock dangling right in front of her and it may as well be a tattoo.

But I guess that's why we have Civilization: because women don't fall over with their legs in the air every time a man wants to do It.

by Anonymousreply 2803/27/2014

Billy is HAWT.

by Anonymousreply 2903/27/2014
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