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Battle of the pretty boys

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

by Anonymousreply 18201/27/2015

Oops. Missing a Z.

by Anonymousreply 106/23/2013

Why would you include John Barrowman. A) No one here is obsessed with him B) I doubt even he would consider himself a pretty boy. He's pushing 50!

by Anonymousreply 206/23/2013 forgot moi

by Anonymousreply 306/23/2013

How dare you bitches not include me!

by Anonymousreply 406/23/2013

What do we make of a twentysomething married straight man (and no slouch in the looks department, himself) who likes to comment on the looks of his much older friend, including saying how pretty & handsome he is?

by Anonymousreply 506/23/2013

How DARE you, OP? Bomer isn't worthy to stand in the shadow of my magnificent eyelashes.

by Anonymousreply 606/23/2013

OP = John Barrowman

by Anonymousreply 706/23/2013

I said "pretty," Joe.

by Anonymousreply 806/23/2013

At this point Barrowman is tied with Colton Haynes. So there.

by Anonymousreply 906/23/2013

none of the above

by Anonymousreply 1006/23/2013

[quote]So there.

Confirming once and for all that OP = John Barrowman.

by Anonymousreply 1106/23/2013

Cavill's come a-cropper!

by Anonymousreply 1206/23/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1306/23/2013

I wonder how many of the Cavill fans would have voted for him without the MOS publicity.

by Anonymousreply 1406/23/2013

Knowing how his looks are prized here, I asked my straight male friend about Cavill. While he thought he has a great body in the new Superman movie, he didn't think much of his looks. He said that Christopher Reeve was much more handsome.

by Anonymousreply 1506/23/2013

Bradley James

by Anonymousreply 1606/23/2013

Logan Lerman

by Anonymousreply 1706/23/2013

I see the Cavill fanboys are refeshing their cookies.

by Anonymousreply 1806/23/2013

Logan Lerman looks like Miley Cyrus in drag.

by Anonymousreply 1906/23/2013

Simon, shouldn't you be digging your nails into your husband's face or something?

by Anonymousreply 2006/23/2013

r19, your post looks like the post of a resentful old twat.

by Anonymousreply 2106/23/2013

Don't be stupid, R20. That was the new lab puppy. I never touch his face.

by Anonymousreply 2206/23/2013

He's not my husband, r20.

by Anonymousreply 2306/23/2013

Logan is fug.

by Anonymousreply 2406/23/2013

Too many of these guys have gotten fat-faced.

by Anonymousreply 2506/23/2013

You're fem, aren't you, r19/r24

by Anonymousreply 2606/23/2013

Other: Jesse Eisenberg

by Anonymousreply 2706/23/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2806/23/2013

Logan is not fug, but he's also not a DL obsession.

by Anonymousreply 2906/23/2013

I hope Colty doesn't see this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3006/23/2013

Not attractive

by Anonymousreply 3106/23/2013

r5, we think that you posted a really fun thread about that situation. Posted several responses, but can't find the thread since my watch list is full.

Please post link to thread and give an update! Still think your boy is attracted to you and has strong gay tendencies, despite his marriage to his wife.

by Anonymousreply 3206/23/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3306/23/2013

Channing Tatum oooo la!

by Anonymousreply 3406/23/2013

"I see the Cavill fanboys are refeshing their cookies."

Because he makes their cookies crumble.

by Anonymousreply 3506/23/2013

I love that the photo at R33's link is categorized under "GenericImages"! Can't get more generic than Matt Bomer!

by Anonymousreply 3606/23/2013

Really, absurd to not include Joe. He's fucking magnificent.

by Anonymousreply 3706/23/2013

Joe is not pretty. This is for pretty boys only.

by Anonymousreply 3806/23/2013

Joe's magnificence starts directly below his collarbone.

by Anonymousreply 3906/23/2013

Jeez. Who knew?

by Anonymousreply 4006/23/2013

Chandler Massey coming on strong. What's up with that?

by Anonymousreply 4106/24/2013

That candid picture at r29 shows he has great skin. He should be a DL obsession, he's just as closeted as the rest of them.

by Anonymousreply 4206/24/2013

Isn't he an out homersexal, r41? Besides, he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 4306/24/2013

The boys of Quebec

by Anonymousreply 4406/24/2013

Colton reacts to this thread

by Anonymousreply 4506/24/2013

LOL r45. You bitches should be ashamed that Colton only has 3% of the vote.

That Chandler guy is like a troll compared to great beauty and mystery that is Colton Haynes!

by Anonymousreply 4606/24/2013

Henry Cavill is obviously the prettiest, why bother with a list?

by Anonymousreply 4706/24/2013

He may have been at one time r47, but that time has passed. He looks kinda old.

by Anonymousreply 4806/24/2013

Some of us don't care for the bulked up Henry.

by Anonymousreply 4906/24/2013

At this point, Pretty boy Superman is winning. As he should!

by Anonymousreply 5006/24/2013

Tacky list.

by Anonymousreply 5106/24/2013

Joe Man-Jello renders all these other boys pointless.

He is The Hawtness.

He is The Perfect Man.

by Anonymousreply 5206/24/2013

Agree with the earlier post about some of these guys being fat faced. None of them are actually fat, but most have lost the facial definition that would make them really hot.

by Anonymousreply 5306/24/2013

what a white list, dudes

by Anonymousreply 5406/24/2013

Its the receding hairline that's probably adding the years, some call it the "Jude Law effect".

by Anonymousreply 5506/24/2013

Behold, bitches

by Anonymousreply 5606/24/2013

[quote] Oops. Missing a Z.

How could you misch a zshe? The zshe isch the moscht cruschial conschonant in the whole schtupid alphabet!

by Anonymousreply 5706/24/2013

List is whiter than the house of Windsor.

by Anonymousreply 5806/24/2013

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that Henry Cavill will be People's Sexiest Man Alive this year.

Just a gut feeling.

by Anonymousreply 5906/24/2013

Patrick Schwarenegger is the only thing that really surprises me? How did this nobody get 7% of the vote?! I had no idea he was that popular here, he isn't even that hot and only what, all of 18 years old?

by Anonymousreply 6006/24/2013

[quote]he isn't even that hot and only what, all of 18 years old?

"only"? r60, the title of this thread is "battle of the pretty boys" not "old farts I could probably bag."

by Anonymousreply 6106/24/2013

And after the blood, comes the boys!

by Anonymousreply 6206/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 6306/24/2013

Logan lerman? Jesse Eisenberg? Some of you have no idea what "pretty" is.

by Anonymousreply 6406/24/2013

You obviously don't, r64.

I love both Logan and Jesse even though they're nothing alike.

by Anonymousreply 6506/24/2013

Somewhere there is a Chandler Massey fan club with a link to this poll.

by Anonymousreply 6606/25/2013

I like him, too, R63.

As for R64 (the Jesse Eisenberg hater), well, de gustibus to you, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 6706/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 6806/25/2013

The current results of this unscientific DL poll (votes 567) have convinced me to go see this Man of Steel to see what all the hype is about over Henry Cavill!

by Anonymousreply 6906/26/2013

Jesse Eisenberg had a bad nose job. Nose is too small for the face. It does not balance his too prominent chin.

by Anonymousreply 7006/26/2013

The prettiest boy, Cillian Murphy, makes the world's prettiest GIRL!

by Anonymousreply 7106/26/2013

The White Supremacy thread. Sickos.

by Anonymousreply 7206/26/2013

I had to do a google search on Chandler.

What I found made me laugh.

Are you people serious? She's 8 years old!

by Anonymousreply 7306/26/2013

r73, why did you use this thread to announce your effeminacy?

by Anonymousreply 7406/26/2013

r70, what have you been smoking? Jesse Eisenberg's nose is not small.

by Anonymousreply 7506/26/2013

[quote]The current results of this unscientific DL poll have convinced me to go see this Man of Steel to see what all the hype is about over Henry Cavill!

I don't get it either. When I compare him to the others, nothing really stands out, yet he's leading.

by Anonymousreply 7606/26/2013

Jesse Eisenberg's nostrils are perfectly symmetric. It's the sign of a nose job.

The nose before must have been a real honker.

by Anonymousreply 7706/26/2013

[quote]The White Supremacy thread. Sickos.

Thread? Try white supremacy board. or internet. or society.

Everyone issocialized to think beautiful=white. It's a hard digusting truth, definitely nothing unique to this thread.

by Anonymousreply 7806/26/2013

Jesse and his sister have the same nose

by Anonymousreply 7906/26/2013

all these fuckers are ugly. brad pitt looks better than all these manhoes even on his worse day

by Anonymousreply 8006/26/2013

I was aware that all the choices were white, but I do not know of any pretty boy of color who is a DL obsession. Do you?

by Anonymousreply 8106/26/2013

Brad Pitt, with his feminine face, and soft body, his wig, dyed hair and nearing 50 yrs. is not many people's idea of pretty, nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 8206/26/2013

So, should there be a warning that no colored boys need apply?

by Anonymousreply 8306/26/2013

Jesus, R48. You must be the one posting pics of this thing I've never heard of called Logan Lemon if you think Cavill is old.

What is he, 12?

by Anonymousreply 8406/26/2013

I don't need crazies coming after me. Correction: Lerman.

by Anonymousreply 8506/26/2013

R52, what characteristics of Pitt's face are fat and which of his body are soft? Isn't feminine equal to pretty as opposed to handsome?

by Anonymousreply 8606/26/2013

Armie Hammer is a hottie. Brad Pitt is still hot, but looking much too weathered compared to 15 years ago and needs a hair cut.

by Anonymousreply 8706/26/2013

Cavill there by far

But none really compare to Ryan Phillippe and Paul Walker. Paul has a nice chunk of rugged masculinity added in, like Newman.

by Anonymousreply 8806/26/2013

I find John Barrowman's husband, Scott, extremely hot. John can sing for me but Scott sleeps with me.

by Anonymousreply 8906/26/2013

BREAKING: Logan Lerman disqualified for being Liv Tyler's head taped to a teenage boy's body.

by Anonymousreply 9006/26/2013

OMG no mentions for Garfield?!?!

Well I'd maybe put my vote in for him. Otherwise I go for two Frenchies: Guillaume Canet and Richard Gasquet.

by Anonymousreply 9106/26/2013

A lot of the guys mentioned are not pretty; they're handsome. Who are the true pretty ones?

Jesse is just plain homely.

by Anonymousreply 9206/27/2013

Gaspard Ulliel

by Anonymousreply 9306/27/2013

lol mirror mirror lol, And my vote goes for bomer, cavill is more handsome than pretty.

by Anonymousreply 9406/27/2013

Who the hell voted for John Barrowman?

He's 46!

by Anonymousreply 9506/27/2013

Cavill, without a doubt. He's got the face, the physique, a sexy voice but most importantly, the ass! Total fucking package!

by Anonymousreply 9606/27/2013

R96, what do you like about his ass?

by Anonymousreply 9706/27/2013

The gays have already forgotten Chace Crawford. You snooze you lose on this coming out business.

by Anonymousreply 9806/27/2013

Nicholas Hoult

by Anonymousreply 9906/27/2013

@97. Its big and round. Its not quite in the Matt Damon bubble butt category, but its more impressive than most. Not to mention that usually butts like that are attached to monstrosities from the neck up. So whomever is hitting that is lucky as hell!

by Anonymousreply 10006/27/2013

R100, you linked to his face, not his ass. No recent nude ass shots, so I'll just link to a G-rated side view (SFW):

by Anonymousreply 10106/27/2013

Chandler Massey owns this thread. He is gorgeous and the perfect man.

by Anonymousreply 10206/27/2013

Damn, Henry is too pretty for words!

by Anonymousreply 10306/27/2013

[quote]The gays have already forgotten Chace Crawford. You snooze you lose on this coming out business.

Chance lost points when he decided to ink himself.

by Anonymousreply 10406/27/2013

Gotta love Jared.

by Anonymousreply 10506/27/2013

Tyler Hoechlin:

by Anonymousreply 10606/27/2013

@101. I know, sorry. I didn't want to drudge through old screen caps of The Tudors, particularly when his ass wasn't quite as nice back then.

by Anonymousreply 10706/27/2013

R104 Does he have other ones than these fauxtoos?

by Anonymousreply 10806/27/2013

The fairest of them all!

by Anonymousreply 10906/27/2013

Matt Lanter's Butt (he split his pants on instagram) -

by Anonymousreply 11006/27/2013

Whomever did his eyebrows hates him, R109.

by Anonymousreply 11106/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 11206/27/2013

Not showing off at all then, Matt Lanter. Damn Twitter and celeb whores.

by Anonymousreply 11306/27/2013

How and why did Lanter's pants split?

by Anonymousreply 11406/27/2013

Looks like a pair of scissors were involved.

by Anonymousreply 11506/27/2013

Matt Cunt Bomer

by Anonymousreply 11606/27/2013

1000+ I'm shocked there are that many people here.

by Anonymousreply 11706/27/2013

Hmmm, has a poll ever had so many votes? Currently at 1081 with Cavill in a landslide.

by Anonymousreply 11806/28/2013

I would hardly call it a landslide.

by Anonymousreply 11906/28/2013

Who are the true pretty boys?

by Anonymousreply 12006/28/2013

Simon needs to work hard to get Matt on top again. But his looks have drained sooo quickly.

by Anonymousreply 12106/28/2013

Yes, please.

by Anonymousreply 12206/28/2013

Up for this most necessary poll.

by Anonymousreply 12306/29/2013

1,300 !

by Anonymousreply 12406/30/2013

Stalled at 1400-ish.

by Anonymousreply 12507/02/2013

Yeah it really blows my mind that this poll got to 1400 responses. And that Chandler Massey has such a big fucking fan club (especially considering he is one of the few straight dudes in the poll). Guess SOAPS are popular with the DL set.

by Anonymousreply 12607/02/2013

Chandler Massey is straight? Color me shocked.

by Anonymousreply 12707/02/2013

Huh? Didn't we just have a thread saying he was out? I didn't read it. Was the headline fake?

by Anonymousreply 12807/02/2013

I never even heard of half of those mentioned in the poll.

by Anonymousreply 12907/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 13007/29/2013

Jonathan Rhys Meyers...I know he's crazy...but he's hot

by Anonymousreply 13107/29/2013

This thread is proof that gay men are some of the most shallow and superficial people on the face of the earth.

by Anonymousreply 13207/29/2013

you guys have low tastes.

by Anonymousreply 13310/03/2013

Chandler Massey????

Excuse me????

/eye roll

by Anonymousreply 13410/03/2013

[quote]Somewhere there is a Chandler Massey fan club with a link to this poll.

by Anonymousreply 13510/03/2013

Colty 5ever!

by Anonymousreply 13610/03/2013


by Anonymousreply 13710/03/2013

Errr I was about to vote for Colton, but I clicked Ackles's name by accident. Sorry Colton :(

by Anonymousreply 13810/03/2013

[quote]Errr I was about to vote for Colton, but I clicked Ackles's name by accident. Sorry Colton :(


by Anonymousreply 13910/03/2013

OP should be PROUND!

by Anonymousreply 14010/03/2013

He wins.

by Anonymousreply 14110/03/2013

I see this thread has been discovered by a Colton Haynes fansite. The 400 new votes seem to have all been for him. From 5th to 2nd AFTER 1500 votes cast is a suspicious jump.

by Anonymousreply 14210/03/2013

Yuck, R141. Jake is not pretty at all. He always looks dirty and simian even in a suit.

by Anonymousreply 14310/03/2013

Cavill, all the way:

by Anonymousreply 14410/03/2013

No Jake Gyllenhaal???

by Anonymousreply 14510/03/2013

145, please refer to 143. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 14610/03/2013

Jake is the hottest guy ever.

by Anonymousreply 14710/03/2013

Ryan Kwanten

by Anonymousreply 14810/03/2013

I have a new favorite pretty boy, Sam Palladio, who plays Gunnar on ABC's NASHVILLE.

by Anonymousreply 14910/03/2013

Jake Gyllenhaal is hot.

Ryan Kwanten is hotter.

by Anonymousreply 15010/03/2013

Nah, we just didn't find this thread as early as Cavill fans or that Massey guy fans.

At least, we are all guys.

by Anonymousreply 15110/03/2013

R98, I miss Chace Crawford. Why wasn't he back on TV this season?

by Anonymousreply 15210/04/2013

Not a Cavill "fan," but I'm also not blind. Of the list, he is the hottest. He can be both handsome and pretty. Bonus points for being hirsute.

by Anonymousreply 15310/04/2013

R149, what about Chris Carmack, who is also on Nashville? I think he's hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 15410/04/2013

154 Hot but not pretty.

by Anonymousreply 15510/04/2013

Chris Pine

by Anonymousreply 15610/04/2013

Colton Haynes bitches.

by Anonymousreply 15710/04/2013

What does he bitch about, R157? The fact that his fans don't know how to properly punctuate?

by Anonymousreply 15810/04/2013

ZAC Efron says "yes."

by Anonymousreply 15910/04/2013



by Anonymousreply 16010/04/2013

Colto hayn

by Anonymousreply 16110/04/2013



by Anonymousreply 16210/04/2013

End thread:

by Anonymousreply 16310/04/2013

How did that poll register 2070 responses in this graveyard?

There's the opportunity to vote again over time, or to clear cookies and repeat, but isn't a response of 200-300 or so more typical?

by Anonymousreply 16410/04/2013

R154, not my type. Too blond. Plus he fucked his girlfriend's mother on The O.C.

by Anonymousreply 16510/04/2013

I would not mind, of course, R154, if Will were to take Gunnar to bed.

by Anonymousreply 16610/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 16710/04/2013

Whose tongue would you rather have snacking on your hole?

by Anonymousreply 16810/04/2013

This not pretty?

The list was confined to DL-obsessions.

by Anonymousreply 16910/04/2013

No, R169. That's handsome.

by Anonymousreply 17010/04/2013

Thats handsome

by Anonymousreply 17110/04/2013

And if you bother to watch Nashville, R169 R170 R171, you'll realize that's old.

Maybe if he'd grow his hair back.

by Anonymousreply 17210/04/2013

Justin (Juddy) Talt. Smart. Tall. Gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 17311/02/2013

Juddy Talt is the current face of Lands' End, R173.

by Anonymousreply 17411/03/2013

Cavill by far

by Anonymousreply 17501/27/2015

Miss Cilian Murphy wins battle of the pretty GIRLS!

by Anonymousreply 17601/27/2015

I would think boy would mean mid 20's and younger.

by Anonymousreply 17701/27/2015

David Gandy

by Anonymousreply 17801/27/2015

Juddy Talt is so my type.

by Anonymousreply 17901/27/2015

How could you forget DL obsession Gale Harold who at 45 is still the prettiest of them all.

by Anonymousreply 18001/27/2015

Perfection. Soon to be listed on a poll like this, no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 18101/27/2015

of the ones listed in the poll.. i would take cavill. pretty but also manly and built....lanter and amell are pretty as well

what about the 4 chris's ( or as i call them the male charlie's angels with one of them having to be the replacement for farrah and then kate and then shelley)..

chris evans, chris pratt, chris hemsworth and chris pine!

hollywood exec shouting "get me chris!" reply: "which one?"...

by Anonymousreply 18201/27/2015
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