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Clueless housecleaner here

How often do you...

Have your couch professionally cleaned?

Replace your mattress?

Mop your wood floors?

by Help me, Heloisereply 706/23/2013

How often do you...

Have your couch professionally cleaned? (NEVER)

Replace your mattress? (NEVER)

Mop your wood floors? (EVERY 2 WEEKS)

by Help me, Heloisereply 106/23/2013

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

by Help me, Heloisereply 206/23/2013

1. Never

2. Every 10 years

3. Every week

by Help me, Heloisereply 306/23/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Help me, Heloisereply 406/23/2013

The couch is just Hefty bags filled with dirty clothes so they get cleaned whenever I score some Tide. The mattress gets pumped up whenever the air gets low. Duct tape makes it last at least a year. I sweep the laminate whenever I run low on weed.

by Help me, Heloisereply 506/23/2013

Home Comforts by Cheryl Mendelson has your answers.

The book is great- just don't let it make you obsessive.

by Help me, Heloisereply 606/23/2013

How often do you...

Have your couch professionally cleaned? Twice a year.

Replace your mattress? Every 6 years.

Mop your wood floors? I don't have wood floors, I have ceramic tile and the housecleaner does them once a week.

by Help me, Heloisereply 706/23/2013
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