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What are Brad Pitt's most unusual physical features?

He is (was?) considered the best-looking and sexiest Hollywood actor but he isn't classically handsome. What about his face and body is unusual?

by World War Zedreply 5510/03/2015

He was cute, in a boyish way, with a well formed body that made young women swoon.

by World War Zedreply 106/23/2013

I first saw him in Thelma and Louise. Was mostly struck by a kind of golden aura around him.. and a very hot body. I guess he may just have some kind of star presence perhaps.

by World War Zedreply 206/23/2013

He has huge nostrils and sometimes he resembles a monkey

by World War Zedreply 306/23/2013

He looks like a dumb ape!

by World War Zedreply 406/23/2013

Young or old, I will always love him!

by World War Zedreply 506/23/2013

I noticed his profile in Moneyball, and it's not good. I like him though, he's a righteous dude.

by World War Zedreply 606/23/2013

The worst acne scars next to Edward James Olmos.

by World War Zedreply 706/23/2013

The acne scars.

And the undersized penis.

by World War Zedreply 806/23/2013

Hate his nose!

by World War Zedreply 906/23/2013

The acne scars are gone.

by World War Zedreply 1006/23/2013

The strange color of the pupils of his eyes compared to the rest of the eye color.

by World War Zedreply 1106/23/2013

What R10 said. He hasn't had them for years.

His eyes radiate friendliness and warmth. I think that's helped his career a lot. Of course if the rest of his was wasn't pretty it wouldn't matter.

by World War Zedreply 1206/23/2013

According to Brad himself, he has ugly feet. He insisted on wearing boots in the movie Troy, rather than sandals.

by World War Zedreply 1306/23/2013

Never got the point of him, even less now ...

by World War Zedreply 1406/23/2013

When I first saw him on Dallas, I was awed by his beauty but for some reason was not attracted to him. I wondered what the big deal was, he had a lousy profile with that wierd nose and too feminine to be sexually attractive. Only when he reached age 40, his features became more masculine and sexually appealing. Nowadays, he looks haggard (although wise).

However, he is aging better than Cruise or Depp. The body is still there.

by World War Zedreply 1506/23/2013


by World War Zedreply 1606/23/2013

It's not undersized, R8. It's delicate.

by World War Zedreply 1706/23/2013

It's the very tiresome Brad Pitt Troll who has made zillions of threads about him or his movie in the last few days. Fuck, I hate all Brangelunatics.

by World War Zedreply 1806/23/2013

[quote]The worst acne scars next to Edward James Olmos.

No no. That title goes to Robert Davi.

by World War Zedreply 1906/23/2013

He was so gorgeous in An Interview with the Vampire, but by the time he filmed Troy-- ugh! I don't know what happened to his face but his eyes seemed much smaller and his jawline too heavy, almost trapizoidal.

by World War Zedreply 2006/23/2013

I always loved his full lips, strong but pouty jaw line, great hair, and pretty blue eyes, and his abs were a work of art in Thelma and Louis and Fight Club.

by World War Zedreply 2106/23/2013

He did HGH for Troy. Not a great idea, I think

by World War Zedreply 2206/23/2013

The abs are gone for sure, otherwise he would be showing them everywhere. That being aid, he still looks good.

by World War Zedreply 2306/23/2013

What is his most unusual physical feature?

by World War Zedreply 2406/23/2013

I don't recall seeing acne scars on him. The page linked above is forbidden.

by World War Zedreply 2506/23/2013

Very interesting R22, I didn't know anything about HGH so I looked it up and it can indeed create facial changes. So weird! Now I know why his jaw looks so thick and heavy.

by World War Zedreply 2606/24/2013

This guy, Luke Steele, is the lead singer of an Aussie EDM group called Empire of the Sun (their biggest hit was 'Walking on a Dream'). He looks like a cross between Brad Pitt, Benicio Del Toro's character in 'Guardians of the Galaxy' and, let's say, Jason Momoa in this interview. I'm not sure what his ethnic background is, but I suspect he's part Pacific Islander.

by World War Zedreply 2706/13/2014

His appeal went through the roof (gay and straight) from that shot, kneeling in the bed, devilish smile, in Thelma and Louise.

Tiny dick was written all over the scene, and it didn't even matter.

by World War Zedreply 2806/13/2014

Lack of intelligence, showing up in his expressions.

by World War Zedreply 2906/13/2014

Cue the OP to come back and announce, as though it's common knowledge, that all straight men want to fuck Brad Pitt in….3….2....1.


He will ask if we think BP has African American features.

by World War Zedreply 3006/14/2014

I always thought his nose was a little weird.

by World War Zedreply 3106/14/2014

I have read numerous times that he has herpes, and that killed it for me.

by World War Zedreply 3206/14/2014

He has herpes? Did he get it or give it to Angelina?

by World War Zedreply 3308/29/2014

R33, there was a rumor that Ang had to have C-sections because she had serious herpes.

by World War Zedreply 3408/29/2014

I love his nose and his lips, his tawny smooth skin. He is one of the only white boys I used to think about fucking. His ass is pretty fine. He is a yellow bone. That is prize ass where I come from but he is not as good as I am used to. I would stuff his mouth tho still. Those lips look good on me.

by World War Zedreply 3508/29/2014

[quote]his tawny smooth skin.

What do you mean by "tawny" in relation to Brad? And "smooth" for that matter?

[quote]He is a yellow bone.

What do you mean by "yellow bone" also? Isn't that a term black people use about other black people? Why does it apply to Brad?

by World War Zedreply 3608/29/2014

Yeah, he is not a true yellow bone why? Who says he is all white. Don't matter to me. But he's a color I like to darken up with my chocolate dick and his lips and face are fine bone sweet. Like i said Brad is one of the few white guys I used to want to pound my babies deep inside. But that time is up now. He can still take care of me with those pink lips tho.

by World War Zedreply 3708/29/2014

The OP is the same BP obsessed guy who claims he has "yellow skin" that he's "african american", and he is in love with that homeless guy.

I'm pretty sure he's the same troll that does this for Matt Damon, Heath Ledger, Matt Bomer, etc.


by World War Zedreply 3808/29/2014

He has a very womanly butt, OP.

I wonder why people say that.

Maybe you could try posting on DL to gauge people's opinions.

by World War Zedreply 3908/29/2014

R35/R37, I understand, but what do you mean by "tawny", "smooth", "yellow bone" and his "color" in relation to Brad? That I don't get, not your attraction to him which I (and I'm sure many others) fully understand.

by World War Zedreply 4008/29/2014

Brad Pitt in the flesh.

by World War Zedreply 4108/30/2014

Yellow teeth from smoking, and herpes.

by World War Zedreply 4208/30/2014

I've heard or read about the term "bone" R35 uses, as in "red bone" and "yellow bone", but don't know what it means. Will someone explain, please?

by World War Zedreply 4308/30/2014

short, uppitty nose

by World War Zedreply 4408/30/2014

Brad Pitt is a gorgeous man. He is much more rugged looking as he ages. He has an adorable smile, great teeth and full lips and beautiful blue eyes.

He still has a good body whereas Cruise or Depp could never compete in that area.

He is the complete physical package face and body.

by World War Zedreply 4508/30/2014

So what are "red bone" and "yellow bone"?

by World War Zedreply 4608/30/2014

I have never thought of BP as good-looking because of his giant pig-nose nostrils.

by World War Zedreply 4708/30/2014

What does "tawny" skin mean in this context?

by World War Zedreply 4809/17/2014

bad skin

by World War Zedreply 4909/17/2014

A small cock.

by World War Zedreply 5009/17/2014

Oh lord, the BP troll is back bumping threads. Vomit.

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by World War Zedreply 5210/02/2015

When he was in the Thelma and Louise years, he had that tanned surfer dude look, but he never did much for me. He always has that stupid look on his face, like drool is about to come down the side of his mouth. He is just a used-up, dirty-looking, kid collector now. I hear they are adopting another one???????

by World War Zedreply 5310/03/2015

Interesting that in Thelma and Louise he was supposed to be a country hick yet had a tanned surfer dude look.

by World War Zedreply 5410/03/2015

He has an average cock R50 as you do. You knuckleheads crack me up.

by World War Zedreply 5510/03/2015
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