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The Daily Mail calls DL favorite Maggie Gyllenhaal a "classic beauty"

I'm not kidding.

by Anonymousreply 2606/23/2013

She looks like that episode of the Twilight Zone where the woman gets plastic surgery to look more like the pig people. She looks like a pig person.

by Anonymousreply 106/22/2013

For context, critical thinking has never been the Mail's strong suit. On the other hand, sometimes they call Betty Boop a classic beauty just 'cause they're cunts that way.

by Anonymousreply 206/22/2013

DM flattery = insult

They like to emphasize how bad someone looks by praising their appearance.

by Anonymousreply 306/22/2013

They're just trying to get into Jake's pants through a pity toss to his slaggy sister.

by Anonymousreply 406/22/2013

I love Maggie, both for her talent and the fact that she looks like a real woman.

by Anonymousreply 506/22/2013

She and Olive Oyl are classic beauties.

by Anonymousreply 606/22/2013

She looks lIke my German grandmother

by Anonymousreply 706/22/2013

I think she's brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 806/22/2013

Fug, fug, fug.

I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick.

by Anonymousreply 906/22/2013

I think Maggie looks like a flapper. Put her in a twenties type dress with a bandau and a feather and she'd fit right in.

by Anonymousreply 1006/22/2013

R3 is right, they do it all the time.

by Anonymousreply 1106/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 1206/22/2013

That is the best I have EVER seen her appear. She's actually not bad looking with this overall styling, and the dress is quite flattering on her (another first for me re Maggie who usually looks as if she dresses, styles her hair, and applies her makeup in the dark).

by Anonymousreply 1306/22/2013

So disappointing. "Gyllenhaal" in the headline, and it's only about [italic]her[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 1406/22/2013

Every time I look at her even WITH her surgically enhanced pig nose I want to vomit.

by Anonymousreply 1506/22/2013

Her outfit is nice but her face isn't.

by Anonymousreply 1606/22/2013

R3 and R11 have it. The facetious exclamation mark in the headline is the unsubtle giveaway.

They did it also with the 'Daddy's little girl!' headline for Travolta's daughter. It's to invite stupid women, The Mail's main readership, to sneer at other women.

The Mail is known as the nastiest paper in the UK for a reason.

by Anonymousreply 1706/23/2013

She's an incredible actress and beautiful. I'm confused how there could be any hate. What the hell did she do to draw such ire?

by Anonymousreply 1806/23/2013

To R18: your first sentence answers your final question. Your second sentence is answered by my final sentence.

by Anonymousreply 1906/23/2013

Actually r1 has a better explanation. She does indeed have a pig nose. Miss Piggy might be fierce competition for the Best Sow ribbon at the county fair, but that's the only beauty contest she has any hope of winning.

by Anonymousreply 2006/23/2013

Not much to look at but a great actress. At least she's married to Sarsgaard.

Sadly, she is a bitter bitch though. She really tore into Katie Holmes when doing Batman promo. Now Holmes is no actress, but was adequate for the part. Maggie was not able to do any better with another bland Nolan female role.

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by Anonymousreply 2206/23/2013

That haircut does her no favors.

by Anonymousreply 2306/23/2013

R22 it has nothing to do with The Daily Hate. They have the biggest showbiz section, that's why their links are posted.

I will not read there though though as they subtlely insert their right wing agenda in every story.

by Anonymousreply 2406/23/2013

Jake could put on a wig,lipstick high heels and still be a much prettier woman than Maggie ever was,could be or will be!

She's not a bad actress but Jake was blessed with the looks in that family. Maggie simply wasn't!

Someone asked about the hate for Maggie? The fact that she is cunted has something to do with it. In addition, there are far more fabulous beauties out there plying their craft.

by Anonymousreply 2506/23/2013

Her looks are OK, but I find her personality offputting. And like her brother there is something smug and douchey about her, both of them are mediocre actors without much charisma.

by Anonymousreply 2606/23/2013
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