Not-so-cunning McDonald's cunnilinguists
[quote]PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – Customers at the Upper Darby McDonald’s got upset last night when two women were allegedly found having sexual relations in a rest room. Things quickly got out of hand and police were called.
It happened around 5 p.m. while about seven customers were having their meals. They clearly heard sounds originating from the ladies room.
Police Superintendent Mike Chitwood explains what the McDonald’s manager found: ”Two women were in a bathroom and engaged in some type of sexual activity.”
The manager told the two women to leave.
“There was a verbal altercation between the two women and seven other customers — male and female.”
It didn’t end there. As the women exited McDonald’s, some of those customers followed the women and one of the women was stabbed, suffering a non-life-threatening injury for which she had to be treated. So far, there have been no arrests, and police have not identified the attacker.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/23/2013|
This is no excuse to make fun of cheap Philadelphian dates.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/22/2013|
Hey! I resemble that comment!
Honestly, U. D. is a weird place
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/22/2013|
It was the two awfulinas from Ontario on their honeymoon. Gluten intolerance my ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/22/2013|
Talk about your two all beef curtains and special sauce.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/22/2013|
Sex in bathrooms. When you describe it, it's always seems like one of those things where you had to there for it not to seem cheap.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/22/2013|
They should have taken their bushes to the bushes.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/22/2013|
It's a McDonald's, R5, not the Four Seasons. It would have seemed cheap even if it were your special sauce requiring a wet cleanup in the Ladies.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/22/2013|
I would have thought the stabbing would have merited a little more attention. Geez.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/22/2013|
[quote] It was the two awfulinas from Ontario on their honeymoon. Gluten intolerance my ass.
That wasn't Fluff on the floor! or the wall...
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/22/2013|
Me, too, R8. I've never heard of some onlooker stabbing a man and woman for having sex or even 2 men.
That said, they could have waited till later.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/22/2013|
Angry customers: "Please, we're trying to eat."
Horny lesbians: "So are we."
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/22/2013|
Who says lesbians can't enjoy bathroom sex?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/22/2013|
This is good news! Obviously, they are some DL Honeys. Our lesbian sisters have finally decided to give public bathrooms a try since they've read about our exploits for years.
Good going ladies! Don't give up. Public outcry, police involvement and stabbings are all part of the package but don't let that dissuade you.
How do you know it was the onlookers doing the stabbing R10?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/22/2013|
They need to branch out to tea rooms in parks and the ladis rooms in libraries.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/23/2013|
You'd think the straight male fratboy clientele of that location would have cheered them on instead of allegedly resorting to violence.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/23/2013|
Of course lesbians can enjoy bathroom sex. They should just learn some discretion.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/23/2013|
Thank you. Please come again.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/23/2013|
There is an unwritten rule about no clamboxing in bathrooms . It's an unwritten rule that it's OK to stick a cock through a glory hole BUT just not a McFish sandwich!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/23/2013|
[quote]You'd think the straight male fratboy clientele of that location would have cheered them on instead of allegedly resorting to violence.
They weren't invited to participate or watch. "Straight male frat boys" are fine with fake lesbians not real ones.
These two or anyone one else having sex in the can are degenerates.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/23/2013|
I'll never order the Filet o' Fish again.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/23/2013|
I've heard it said romance is dead. Obviously not true.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/23/2013|