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North West here...

Any questions? I'm only days old but have already officially joined the Celebrity Babies Who Will Rename Themselves at 18 Club, founded by Zowie Bowie.

by Anonymousreply 3806/23/2013

Um, *I* founded this club, cunt. Zowie's a false heir to the throne, if only because his father's actually cool and my mother ... well, you know.


by Anonymousreply 106/21/2013

It could be worse . . .

"When I worked at a hospital, there was a baby born whose mothers' last name was Morningstar, and the fathers' last name was Fishbaugh (or the other way around). They took part of each one’s last name and named the baby Eulalia Mergetroid Starfish."

Still I don't believe that this is the new Kash Kow's name.

by Anonymousreply 206/21/2013

The only saving grace is that they were too stupid to think of "Knorth."

by Anonymousreply 306/21/2013

North, are your parents going to get married or are they content with your being a bastard?

by Anonymousreply 406/21/2013

Does your pussy already have pubes?

by Anonymousreply 506/21/2013

R4, my understanding is they're getting married, but given that Daddy Kanye wants a spectacle rivaling any royal wedding -- and a price tag exceeding $50 million -- the nuptials are at least two years away. They mentioned something about me being a flower girl, but I may have filed to be an emancipated minor by then, with Suri Cruise as my guardian, so hopefully I can avoid the horror.

by Anonymousreply 606/21/2013

Sounds like a porn star

by Anonymousreply 706/21/2013

No We!

by Anonymousreply 806/21/2013

Yeah Zowie Bowie's full name has always been Duncan Zowie Haywood Jones. So he goes by Duncan Jones, no formal name change necessary.

I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I actually like the name North West. I also think that since the child will be unfathomably rich and has egomaniacs for parents, she's destined to be a deplorable person when she grows up no matter what she's named. Her only hope is if she's too average looking for her parents to want to parade her around: that way she may be raised almost exclusively by the nannies, like Desi and Lucy's kids were.

by Anonymousreply 906/21/2013

Could have named her Kee West.

by Anonymousreply 1006/21/2013

One can only assume that the kid will never interact with anyone other than the progeny of other rich and famous mentally ill narcissists. I guess Honey West was taken.

by Anonymousreply 1106/21/2013

It is time for a national name registry to stop people from giving children these stupid names.

by Anonymousreply 1206/21/2013

Your parents are douchebags.

by Anonymousreply 1306/21/2013

R13, Little North West asked for questions, not for facts.

by Anonymousreply 1406/21/2013

R14. I'll rephrase:

So what do you think of your douchebag parents naming you something so ridiculous that isn't even a name?

by Anonymousreply 1506/21/2013

I thought her middle name was North and her first name was Pacific.

by Anonymousreply 1606/21/2013

Too far, R17.

by Anonymousreply 1806/21/2013

WEHT that name KAIDENCE DONDA WEST? Was that a hoax?

by Anonymousreply 1906/21/2013

North STFU, your name is nearly normal

by Anonymousreply 2006/21/2013

Awful celebrity kid names at the link.

by Anonymousreply 2106/21/2013

What does Kim's breastmilk taste like? Promiscuity?

by Anonymousreply 2206/21/2013

I'm a still call her Key "Lime" West

by Anonymousreply 2306/21/2013

Nori dear I'm going to give you the same advice I gave to Suri(who finally listened)....

Run! Run like the devil!

by Anonymousreply 2406/21/2013

I don't buy it. And even if they really did put that on the birth certificate as a stunt I don't think you can change it.

by Anonymousreply 2506/21/2013

Nori, has Granny Kris put your footprint on the contract yet?

by Anonymousreply 2606/21/2013

North, is it true the other infants in the nursery are not allowed to make eye contact with you?

by Anonymousreply 2706/21/2013

[quote]So what do you think of your douchebag parents naming you something so ridiculous that isn't even a name?

I already hate them for so many reasons, but this one nears the top of the list.

[quote]What does Kim's breastmilk taste like? Promiscuity?

Breast milk? Please. Her implants are too large for the milk to get through. They have two wet nurses and a lactation consultant instead, and are supplementing it with breast milk from a milk bank.

[quote]Nori, has Granny Kris put your footprint on the contract yet?

The Kardashians don't do anything as plebeian as "prints." I signed a blood oath so it could be verified via DNA testing.

[quote]North, is it true the other infants in the nursery are not allowed to make eye contact with you?

You think I share a nursery with *others*? Are you drunk?

by Anonymousreply 2806/21/2013

I think Grace Slick's daughter's original name was Amerika, but Grace changed it to China before being released from the hosputal. .

by Anonymousreply 2906/21/2013

Excuse us.

by Anonymousreply 3006/21/2013

North, the easiest way to end it is to pick up,a,knife and plunge it in your gut. Please spare us all being exposed to your parents.

by Anonymousreply 3106/21/2013

Do you want a brother called South?

by Anonymousreply 3206/21/2013

Heard the middle name is Bynorth.

by Anonymousreply 3306/21/2013

Did you guys see the headline in the new Star? Mommy admitted she isn't breast-feeding, but with the excuse that she's "ruined her body enough." I TOLD you!

R32, I want no siblings. My role model is Suri Cruise, who will never have another full-blood sib, and Blue Ivy Carter as long as Beyonce doesn't get knocked up again.

by Anonymousreply 3406/23/2013

Aren't you glad Mommy didn't procreate with Reggie Bush?

Your name could be worse missy. "Push, based on the novel by Sapphire Bush."

Or just plain Hari Bush after aunt Khloe.

Nori West is more classy-like.

by Anonymousreply 3506/23/2013

North, baby girl, if you end up having good Armenian hair, you better stay away from nappy Black girls because those jealous bitches will CUT you and pull your hair.

by Anonymousreply 3606/23/2013

how come Kim Kuntdashian hasnt auctioned off her placenta on live TV yet==I bet shes bummed its a girl since she could have sold the foreskin after the circumscion of it was a boy

by Anonymousreply 3706/23/2013

We are being punked

by Anonymousreply 3806/23/2013
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