Didn't think so.
India Wilkes here. Any questions?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/22/2013|
Did you ever realize that Scarlett preventing the creation of your inbred offspring with Charles Hamilton was a good thing, for society?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/21/2013|
Fuck you, r1!!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/21/2013|
I didn't realize that, R1, but I guess when your only thought in life is I AM SO FUCKING HORNY, it's hard to see the bright side of certain things.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/21/2013|
What type of stick is up your ass? Bamboo or oak?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/21/2013|
Which of the following did you get so desperately horny that you performed oral sex on?
A) Emmy Slattery
C) Prissy (I imagine she was very verbal when having her pussy eaten)
D) Aunt Pittypat
E) Dr. Meade
F) Ashley Wilkes (while he was in a deep sleep, dreaming that it was Scarlett sucking his cock)
G) All of the above
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/21/2013|
If she thought anyone'd go for her she'd walk down the street naked!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/21/2013|
Did Scarlett's face really go GREEN or something?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/21/2013|
R4, that's a rather silly question with an obvious answer. It was twelve oaks.
R5, nothing nearly so fancy, sir. I only wanted a little tag team surprise anal with the Tarleton Twins.
R7, shut up, Scarlett, I know it's you. Hey, how's Rhett? Seen him lately? 'Cause I heard he's gone. Gone with the .... well, being a lady I can't say it. LOL LOL LOL !
Well, I have to go read some scholarly books now.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/21/2013|
Was it fabulous being the first famous India?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/21/2013|
Who the fuck are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/21/2013|
Why were you named after a country of darkies? Was your mother trying to tell you something?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/21/2013|
Your. Brother Ashley was a cocksucker, wasn't he? I heard a rumor he serviced an entire Yankee regiment to gain his freedom.
By the way, did you ever ask him why he spoke with an English accent?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/22/2013|
Did you die alone at the age of 37?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/22/2013|
R9, my name, like my face, always seemed unremarkable to me.
R10, I am the daughter of John Wilkes and his wife, Lucille Fay LeSueur.
R11, it is safe to say Lucille Fay LeSueur Wilkes did not particularly like children although behind a lace fan there were whisperings she had great enthusiasm for the process that produced them. I suppose I am happy she did not call me Slave Cabins or Knitting Needle.
R12, my brother Ashley kept to himself, although after his Grand Tour of Europe he did talk more about upright columns in the Grecian style than I recall from before his departure. He also thought highly of the actor Henry Cavill, which may have influenced his acce.t
R13, I'm still here. And extremely horny.
Well, I better go needlepoint a few chair covers nobody really wants.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/22/2013|
India, does your pussy stink too?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/22/2013|
We don't allow cats in the big house, Miss.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/22/2013|
Dear India, who do you know for a fact was gay in your world? Wasn't the marriage between your brother and Melanie really a marriage of convenience? And that's why she couldn't see him off the next morning after the one time they fucked, because it disgusted her so to have a male organ in her?
By the way, who were the real party girls in your crowd? Besides Scarlett, of coutprse.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/22/2013|
Most of the girls I knew were ladies. They didn't have much choice. The only man even close to our age who wanted to sin was Jonas Wilkerson and he was a Yankee and not planter class.
After Wilkerson, it was slim pickings in Clayton County. They didn't call Frank Kennedy Auntie for nothing. I never saw them, but Kathleen Calvert says the Tarleton Twins did some triple X daguerrotypes that year everybody's cotton failed. I don't say that makes the sodomites, but hard ties require everyone to pitch in.
In our family, as I've said, Ashley went funny after his Grand Tour of Europe. Of course, you all know about Uncle Henry Hamilton, confirmed bachelor, but less known is his antipathy toward Aunt Pittypat was down to her actually not being much of lady underneath all those crinolines and bloomers, if you follow.
Well, I guess I've got to make sure the whole house is clean since we're having a barbeque tomorrow and since the death of my mother, Lucille Fay Lesuer Wilkes, child hater, the real work falls to me and the beads of perspiration that line my forehead. A spinster's work is never done.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/22/2013|
Not a question--just wanted you to know that telling me about Ashley and Scarlett during the final, extremely stressful planning stages of his birthday party was a cunt move. Just saying, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/22/2013|
India didn't want to marry one of her cousins, like her brother and sister Honey (it was Honey who was betrothed to Charles Hamilton). She was in love with Stuart Tarleton. They might have married, if Scarlett hadn't stolen him away from her. After Scarlett married Charles Hamilton to hurt Honey, India and Stuart started seeing each other again. But he died at Gettysburg before they could marry. India, a one man woman if there ever was one, never married and never even tried to catch another man. At the end of the novel she remained a spinster.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/22/2013|
I'm a millenial here. Please include a wiki link for these ancient references!!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/22/2013|
Love your ink.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/22/2013|