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Heather Locklear's face on Franklin and Bash

It's very distracting. It has that plastic sheen that people who have had too many facelifts get, and her mouth no longer moves realistically. Yet there are crinkly lines underneath her eyes. Was this an effort to make her look more "real"? If so, it ain't workin'.

by Anonymousreply 2012/12/2013

Here's a photo, but you really need to see her talk to see how creepy it looks.

by Anonymousreply 106/20/2013

So life-like!

by Anonymousreply 206/20/2013

She got a low rent version of the work Jane Fonda has had done.

by Anonymousreply 306/20/2013

Don't be so hard on Heather; she's suffering from advanced facial and follicular JHS (Joan Holloway Syndrome), a debilitating illness where ladies, at a particularly attractive point of their lives, try to freeze-in-time aspects of their appearance, like hair, make-up or apple-cheekedness. If your mother has two sisters, chances are one of them suffers from the pain of JHS.

by Anonymousreply 406/20/2013

You mean Joan Harris Syndrome R4

by Anonymousreply 506/20/2013

She looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 606/20/2013

She looked really great on chelsa lately but no close-ups...

by Anonymousreply 706/20/2013

R5 has a scorching case of OPD (Obnoxious Personality Disorder).

by Anonymousreply 806/20/2013

There was something wrong with her right eye also, looked like she couldn't open it as wide as the left. My bf noticed it too and he never notices anything

by Anonymousreply 906/20/2013

Heather lost a good deal of weight. Chelsea needs a haircut.

by Anonymousreply 1006/20/2013

Why is it that the mundane observation that this drunk/druggie/burn-out mess who has destroyed her appearance with out-of-control surgeries and injections turns into leaving the place smelling like the hold of a tuna boat?

I'm talking to you, R4/R8, you silly, brittle twat. At least spray something when you leave a thread.

by Anonymousreply 1106/20/2013

Who looks at her face when we can look at the guys' asses?

by Anonymousreply 1206/20/2013

She looks absolutely beautiful in that clip. Handler is a skank, though.

by Anonymousreply 1306/20/2013

Oh my!

by Anonymousreply 1412/11/2013

A quick reminder of how cute Heather was before Hollywood got ahold of her.

by Anonymousreply 1512/11/2013

Heather was quite beautiful and natural looking even through Spin City, and she was pushing 40 then.

by Anonymousreply 1612/11/2013

She's as beautiful as ever, I see no signs of surgery.

by Anonymousreply 1712/11/2013

Heather's past surgeries were some of the best in Hollywood, but she seems to have been to Joan Van Ark's doctor.

by Anonymousreply 1812/11/2013

The trick with plastic surgery is knowing when to stop.

by Anonymousreply 1912/12/2013

Amen 18, That's just what I was going to say- Her lip looks like Joan VAn Ark's!!!

Its like they do a filler and fade the lip color to make it look like part of the face!!!!


Her new name is Heather VAN ARK-LEAR

SO sad. And a genuinely NICE woman in a town full of evil.

by Anonymousreply 2012/12/2013
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