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Recipe ideas for the next Paula Deen Cookbook

Klan Chowder Hot Cross Burning Buns

by Anonymousreply 9110/19/2013

Isn't it odd that Datalounge isn't eating this up?

by Anonymousreply 106/20/2013

coon on the cob

by Anonymousreply 206/20/2013

Black Bottom Cream Pie, natch.

by Anonymousreply 306/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 406/20/2013

R3 HAS it!!

by Anonymousreply 506/20/2013

Bobby Deen's new show.... "Not My Racist Momma's Meals" on Food Chanel.

by Anonymousreply 606/20/2013

Jungle Bunny Ribs with a Pickaninny BBQ Sauce

Vanilla Cream Pie with Nigger Toe Crunch

Kunta Kinte Kinishes

by Anonymousreply 706/20/2013

Porchmonkey Pancakes with Step'n'Fetchit syrup.

Mandingo's Sausage Surprise

It Sho' Am Good Mmmmm-MMMMM! fried chicken

Mammy's Mississippi Mud Pie with Darkie drizzles

by Anonymousreply 806/20/2013

Good Lord - those Twitter comments are golden. I missed this entire story the past few days, but man is this satisfying.

Color Deen Done.

by Anonymousreply 906/20/2013

High Yella' Octroon Macaroons

Burrhead Brulee

Nig Nog Egg Nog

Niglets in a blanket

by Anonymousreply 1006/20/2013

Tar Baby Tea Cakes

by Anonymousreply 1106/20/2013

I see nothing wrong with any of these dishes.

by Anonymousreply 1206/20/2013

Emmett Tillapia.

by Anonymousreply 1306/20/2013

Cotton pickin cutlets

Welfare waffles with section 8 syrup

Sickle cell sliders


by Anonymousreply 1406/20/2013

picaninny pot pie

by Anonymousreply 1506/20/2013

Topsy's Turnovers

Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones Ribs with Spearchucker sauce

Golliwog gumbo

by Anonymousreply 1606/20/2013

Strange fruit cobbler.

by Anonymousreply 1706/20/2013

r13 WINS!!

by Anonymousreply 1806/20/2013

Tiger Fish with Black Sambal.

by Anonymousreply 1906/20/2013

Does this thread make you non-racist, pure at heart, all-loving pc folk make you feel better about yourselves?

Because really, all I see in this thread are traditional hypocrites.

Don't make fun of Paula Deen's intolerance by being intolerant back to her, especially when you all have racist thoughts yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 2006/20/2013

Ha ha. I always have loathed this inauthentic carton of swill dressed in gingham.

But it really has become an especially corrosive game - to ask people if they have ever used the word "nigger." It's a witchhunting reflex and does not tell me anything significant about the person. Actions, please. Not ejaculatory speech. I'm biracial and gay - so it's like I never called names out, even as I regretted it.

I think the only response is, "Have I ever said the word 'nigger'? Why, yes. Obviously." And let it go at that.

by Anonymousreply 2106/20/2013

On Twitter, I liked "Hot Burning Cross Buns."

by Anonymousreply 2206/20/2013

R21, I don't think people are merely reacting to the use of the word, they're also reacting to the other story.

Personally, I hope this is the end of that woman and her idiot sons.

by Anonymousreply 2306/20/2013

Just wondering if DL is still blocking the word "effeminate" while allowing "nigger"...

by Anonymousreply 2406/20/2013

Hottentot Hot Dogs

Corn Row chowder

Shuffle Along Shoo Fly pie

by Anonymousreply 2506/20/2013

To drink, punTANG

by Anonymousreply 2606/20/2013

I've met people from the Deep South who consider telling stupid racist jokes part of their cultural heritage. When I tell them that their attempts at humor are just disgusting, they look shocked. I guess they consider making offensive comments the same as those that continuously swear or use foul language in public.

by Anonymousreply 2706/20/2013


I had "pun" on my mind

Make that poonTANG

by Anonymousreply 2806/20/2013

Not Yo Nachos

by Anonymousreply 2906/20/2013

[quote]I've met people from the Deep South who consider telling stupid racist jokes part of their cultural heritage

Hence their reputation as inbred idiots.

by Anonymousreply 3006/20/2013

white power chocloate mouse

shoo nigga pie

Sambo fried Chicken

Wassamelon cups

Kool AId

by Anonymousreply 3106/20/2013

R30, I don't think those in states where there is a Hispanic majority, like CA, tell offensive racist jokes. I wonder if those in the South actually realize how insulting their comments really are to most "civilized people," or if they're just parroting what they've been taught.

by Anonymousreply 3206/20/2013

WTF???? Did I miss the thread explaining why DL is auto-correcting E F F E M I N A T E and calling anyone who uses it a "bigoted tool" but allows racial epithets to be posted freely?

by Anonymousreply 3306/20/2013

These are so funny!

by Anonymousreply 3406/20/2013

Crunk Cake

by Anonymousreply 3506/20/2013

Bobbacue Baynes

by Anonymousreply 3606/20/2013

[quote] I don't think those in states where there is a Hispanic majority, like CA, tell offensive racist jokes.

You've never been to Californian, have you?

by Anonymousreply 3706/20/2013

ive always hated this twangy nasal cunt i hope she gets what she deserves

by Anonymousreply 3806/20/2013

R20, you don't like this thread? Want it closed? Here it goes: Jew Fly Pie.

by Anonymousreply 3906/20/2013

[quote] Don't make fun of Paula Deen's intolerance by being intolerant back to her, especially when you all have racist thoughts yourselves.

You must tolerate my intolerance! Where have we heard that one before?

by Anonymousreply 4006/20/2013

Spearchucker cakes

Ho Cakes

Tar baby tarts

Monkey Bread

Coon Juice

Sniggers candy bars

by Anonymousreply 4106/20/2013

This thread is offensive and shameful.

by Anonymousreply 4206/20/2013

Don't hold your breath that it will be shut down.

by Anonymousreply 4306/20/2013

I've complained that anti-black threads are shut down while anti-Jewish ones are not. Maybe there's a different webmaster or maybe it's just random how long a thread stays before the wm notices it.

by Anonymousreply 4406/20/2013

R43, if you want this thread shut down, start talking about soap operas such as General Hospital, The Young & the Restless, Days of our Lives, etc. This thread will soon be deleted.

by Anonymousreply 4506/20/2013

R44, I hope you meant that anti-Jewish threads are shut down, while anti-black ones aren't.

by Anonymousreply 4606/20/2013

Lighten up, r20 and r42; two-thirds of the folks posting this on twitter under #PaulasBestDishes are black.

by Anonymousreply 4706/20/2013

Tuskegee Syphilis Experimint Juleps

by Anonymousreply 4806/20/2013

Maybe if we made fun of the ethnicities of Mediapolis staff Alan Emtage, Carl Pritzkat, Tony Travostino or Michael Rhodes then something might happen...

by Anonymousreply 4906/21/2013

Cherry Chimp Chorizo

by Anonymousreply 5006/21/2013

I'm coming over Paula! And I'm bringing my famous Ching Chong Clam Chowder!

Made right from my own clam!

by Anonymousreply 5106/21/2013

[quote] This thread is offensive and shameful.

Actually, this is a Twitter meme "Paula's Best Dishes" where people are making fun of what's really shameful: Paula's behavior.

And as R47 said, many of those in on the joke are black themselves.

I think it's a way to roast Paula for her stupidity and ugliness.

by Anonymousreply 5206/21/2013

Well, R21, that's basically what she did say in her deposition. She's being punished for telling the truth, the same truth that pretty much anyone of her age from her neck of the woods would tell. No excuse ever for calling someone a "nigger" but lots have people have used the word in what they consider to be a non-hostile way.

by Anonymousreply 5306/21/2013

Authentic Picaninny Freeze!

by Anonymousreply 5406/21/2013

Black beans and white rice... on separate but equal plates.

by Anonymousreply 5506/21/2013

Burn Baby Burn! Blackened Catfish.

by Anonymousreply 5606/21/2013

This thread IS sad and shameful.

And yet, it's like spending a moment with my late father.

by Anonymousreply 5706/22/2013

This thread is hilarious!!!!!

Meanwhile, I want to see the entire Deen family eradicated from this earth, especially those loser sons of hers. What the fuck have they ever done on their own? They are nothing but tit suckling mama's boys who would probably be digging ditches if not for their lying hypocritical bigoted mama. The sooner the whole lot of them fall into a bottomless pit,the better.

by Anonymousreply 5806/22/2013

Porch Monkey Pomtinis

by Anonymousreply 5906/22/2013

Apple Brown vs Board of Education Betty

by Anonymousreply 6006/22/2013

Raisin Bran in the Sun

by Anonymousreply 6106/22/2013

Butter Pie McQueen

by Anonymousreply 6206/22/2013

Nig Newtons

by Anonymousreply 6306/22/2013

Martin Luther King Crab Surprise

Coon Catfish

Darkie Donuts

Niglet Giblets

Nappy Nuggets

by Anonymousreply 6406/23/2013

Jigaboo Jambalaya

Mrs. Fieldhand's Coon Crunch Cookies

Pickaninny Picnic Ham with Colored Greens

Jump Down Turn Around Pick A Bale Of Cotton Candy

by Anonymousreply 6506/23/2013

Sambo Sweet Potato Pie with Mammy Marshmallows

Back-Of-The-Bus BBQ Ribs

Cabrini Greens

by Anonymousreply 6606/23/2013

Paula Deen's Crackers - made with 100% white flour.

BTW - her son would be more likable if he'd just come out of the closet. 44 years old and hasn't met the right girl yet? Mary, PLEASE. He needs to come out, meet him a nice white Southern boy and help his momma with her busted up makeup.

by Anonymousreply 6706/23/2013

Supposedly Bobby is engaged to be married in August--to a WOMAN! I still think he's family.

by Anonymousreply 6806/23/2013

R67/R68 - Bobby is a FAGGOT!

Oops! I hope that word doesn't offend Paula and Family! I was raised in a time and place where that word was commonplace. I sincerely apologize.

by Anonymousreply 6906/23/2013

Spade Cakes

Darkie chocolate ganache

Fried Chicken George

Old Flan River

PPP (Pulled Pickaninny Pork)

by Anonymousreply 7006/23/2013

Here's a chapter title: Feed the entire klan for less than $7 per hood!

by Anonymousreply 7106/24/2013

High Yellerfin Tuna Casserole.

by Anonymousreply 7206/24/2013

[quote] Jump Down Turn Around Pick A Bale Of Cotton Candy

You just made me develop a year's worth of fine lines and wrinkles around my eyes!!!

by Anonymousreply 7306/24/2013

Nappy headed Ho-Hos for dessert

by Anonymousreply 7406/24/2013

Mulatto Gelato

Nigga'rich Banana Puddin'

Crown Royal Glazed Pineapple Upside Down Cake

by Anonymousreply 7506/24/2013

Hennesey & Coke Cup Cakes

by Anonymousreply 7606/25/2013

r60 wins.

I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

by Anonymousreply 7706/25/2013

Nat King Coleslaw

by Anonymousreply 7806/25/2013

Martin Luther King Crab Legs

by Anonymousreply 7906/25/2013

Oprah Winfried Beans

by Anonymousreply 8006/25/2013

Gayle King Crab Legs (not to be confused with Martin Luther King Crab Legs)

by Anonymousreply 8106/25/2013

Don King Crab Legs (not to be confused with Gayle King Crab Legs or Martin Luther King Crab Legs)

by Anonymousreply 8206/25/2013

Section Eight-Layer Chocolate Cake

by Anonymousreply 8306/25/2013

Paula Deen's crocodile-tears salt-water taffy.

by Anonymousreply 8406/27/2013

What amusingly droll senses of humor you little homosexuals have. I'm going to suggest a few of these dishes to the chef at the Mortimer Club.

by Anonymousreply 8506/27/2013

Historic Black Collards

by Anonymousreply 8607/08/2013

Alfalfa sprout salad with creamed Mandingo dressing.

by Anonymousreply 8707/08/2013

Title: Why be a slave to your kitchen? Paula's liberating tips.

by Anonymousreply 8807/08/2013

Bomanicious Burger Bites.

by Anonymousreply 8907/08/2013

Really Big Spotted Dick.

by Anonymousreply 9007/08/2013

Don't forget about one of Paula's favorites Nigga Toe Jumbalaya!

by Anonymousreply 9110/19/2013
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