I'm a professional artist. My paintings are in a whole bunch of galleries around the country. And you know what I just did? I painted a few datalounge-themed paintings. I painted these as a lark, and I'm not sending them to a gallery. Let me know if anyone is interested in them. Check them out at the link! Click the home screen to see more of my art. Thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/01/2013|
[quote]I was born and raised in Boston, and have an MBA from Dartmouth in Hanover, New Hampshire. I was an Account Executive at the Leo Burnett ad agency in Chicago, and then the Director of Retail Marketing and Advertising at Polo Ralph Lauren in NYC when I moved to Nashville to become a songwriter. After enjoying the success of having a few dozen songs recorded, my life and creative output took yet another turn, and I traded my guitar for a paintbrush.
How old were you before you were diagnosed as bipolar?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/19/2013|
Love the Joni one. Hilarious, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/19/2013|
Lovely. But you didn't show my dick as big as it is.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/19/2013|
How can we buy your Datalounge art/prints? Make more! I love it! I want a Let's Roll Cinnamon Buns sign for my kitchen.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/19/2013|
OP: I am not sure if this (you) are for real or not but I really like the art at the link. It's kind of simple and pure and very natural.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/19/2013|
Love them! They would make a lovely set of note cards, as well!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/19/2013|
OP, how do you get galleries to show your paintings?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/19/2013|
Good job, OP. The style of your work enhances the often childish, juvenile behaviour that goes on here but also acknowledges the wounded inner child in all of us. I feel comprehended. They are far better than we deserve.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/19/2013|
I want a "Die in a grease fire!" poster
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/19/2013|
Where's my tribute?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/19/2013|
Can you paint little Barnaby with his mouth a circle: "Please! Someone shit in my mouth!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/19/2013|
Note cards are a great idea. As would be small prints. I would totally buy either of those things.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/19/2013|
I remember you, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/19/2013|
I clicked to buy This.Never.Happened and, boy, was I disappointed.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/19/2013|
OP here. I have a licensing agent for cards and reprints, etc, so I legally can't print anything on my own. I sell originals through galleries and through my web site. I love painting, and am thrilled I get to do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/19/2013|
No Huey Long busting heads, then riding away on a Harley?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/19/2013|
My favorite is your dog presenting its hole:
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/19/2013|
Really, I love these. Do you take DL requests?
I, too like the idea of making them into note cards.
Enjoyed the non DL art as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/19/2013|
[quote]I want a Let's Roll Cinnamon Buns sign for my kitchen.
It's "Let's Roll Cinnamon Rolls."
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/19/2013|
R20, with "Buns" the artist can incorporate a Matt Damonesque ass into the sign. It works on multiple levels.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/19/2013|
Yes, it works on the Matt Damon level with "buns." It does not work on the DL level so the "Let's Roll" portion doesn't connect and is meaningless.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/19/2013|
I enjoy the This Never Happened one most of all.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/19/2013|
Barnaby's pussy stinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/19/2013|
Cheryl never fails to make me laugh. Thank you,.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/19/2013|
Your entire Misc. section would make fabulous wrapping paper.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/20/2013|
OP here. And, yes, I do take requests/commissions. If anyone is interested in anything, just email me through my web site. My prices are lower than you'd think. Thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/20/2013|
Your art sucks!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/20/2013|
Very cool. I like them.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/20/2013|
[quote]Can you paint little Barnaby with his mouth a circle: "Please! Someone shit in my mouth!!"
That should be:
[quote]"For the love of God, someone please shit in my mouth!"
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/20/2013|
These look more like greeting car illustrations than art.
Everything has a very self-conscious "What will sell in a gift shop" vibe to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/20/2013|
your aesthetic is remedial.
It belongs on a greeting card.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/20/2013|
I emailed you, op.
Ignore the anonymous critics. Geez, people. If you can't say anything nice . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/20/2013|
These are fun, OP.
I want "I'm telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN" to be your next masterpiece.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/20/2013|
"I have stated my boundaries!"
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/20/2013|
Adorable & I love the colors.
But why does the little fellow have only one expression?
'I Smell Cookies' ...should have a happy 'I Smell Cookies' gayface, instead he just looks sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/20/2013|
Dumbshit at R38, why the fuck would you post that in this fun thread??
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/20/2013|
R38, I dare you to post that rant on all of the most recent 30 threads here on DL then.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/20/2013|
I would love to see Barnaby snacking on some Almond Roca at a nursing home.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/20/2013|
[r38] If you're a moderator, then why aren't your posts "authenticated"?
Fuck off, ya dunce.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/20/2013|
Barnaby trips and old lesbian with a cane.
Barnaby admires Karen Ziemba's left tit and her banjo.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/20/2013|
I would buy a painting of a rotary phone and a pencil. I would laugh every day.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/20/2013|
Barnaby says "Mary!"
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/20/2013|
Totes adorbs, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/20/2013|
r44 -- check out the misc page. There's a rotary phone there. No pencil though.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/21/2013|
I really love the expression on your crocodiles. You have a cute style, you should illustrate books for children.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/21/2013|
Barnaby buying a bottle of Helenesque.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/21/2013|
Anybody else get the impression most of this thread is 'Barnaby' talking to himself?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/21/2013|
That's what I've suspected, R51.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/21/2013|
We rape grandparents and kick puppies.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/21/2013|
Totally agree R51. Like I said in R1, the guy is bipolar.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/21/2013|
I love them, they made me smile
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/21/2013|
Oh do a Luke MacFarlane is Straight troll painting.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/21/2013|
Op here. Thanks for the kind comments and the couple of emails I got. As for the rude comments? WOW. I've been reading DL long enough to not be surprised, but I am surprised. I will never understand why anyone needs to be mean-spirited and unkind, especially to a stranger. I just don't get it. I hope you're not that unhappy.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/21/2013|
Promoting oneself and trying to sell products are mortal sins on Datalounge.
You have done both. And you're surprised you got some negative blowback?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/21/2013|
"Move it along toots" Barnaby tapping frau on the behind with umbrella.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/21/2013|
[quote] I will never understand why anyone needs to be mean-spirited and unkind, especially to a stranger.
It's fun, and it feels [italic]really[/italic] good.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/21/2013|
A picture of a can of frosting for the kitchen nook.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/21/2013|
Relax OP. You should see what they did to James Franco and his Indiegogo project. Ouch.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/21/2013|
I'm holding out for a cheerfully rendered homage to a prolapsed anus.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/21/2013|
OP, people here can be assholes, you've been here long enough to know that. Sadly, some people just *like* to be mean. I don't get it, and find it a bit pathetic.
That being said, I love you art. it makes me smile, and has such a fun and joyful quality to it. When I have a bit of money, will contact you. :)
Don't let the bastards get ya down!!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/21/2013|
Love this! You did a great job, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/23/2013|
Op, the anonymity here provides the losers of society a blank pallatte to spew their vile venom. FF and move on, they are sad and pathetic.
I do love this idea from upthread:
[quote]"Move it along toots" Barnaby tapping frau on the behind with umbrella.
Don't let the losers rain on our parade, remember your umbrella!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/23/2013|
R1/54 raped kids with Jackson, gacy, and Sandusky!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/23/2013|
"Totes adorbs, OP!"
You don't speak that way in real life, do you?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/24/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 69||07/01/2013|
It's not my favorite style of art (overly infantilized for my tastes), but it did make me chuckle, OP. There will be bitches here, but that is what makes the DL such a great forum. Be proud of your work, and keep on painting!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||07/01/2013|