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Gay men: What physical attribute do you want most in a man?

Few of us end up with an absolute physical ideal, but let's say we could.

by Anonymousreply 4608/01/2013

An "I wuv u" tweety bird tattoo on his ass so I have something to look at during sex.

by Anonymousreply 106/17/2013

Sorry, but here's the truth:

If a guy has massive meat (and we're compatible physically), I can learn to overlook almost anything else.

by Anonymousreply 206/17/2013

I would like him to have a head. And, if possible, a squirrel costume.

by Anonymousreply 306/17/2013

My #1 isn't listed - Tall. 6'2" - 6'5" would be ideal (or 187cm - 195cm).

by Anonymousreply 406/17/2013

"Handsome face" off to a strong start. Sort of surprises me because most handsome guys are assholes.

by Anonymousreply 506/17/2013

I will forgive just about anything for a big cock. I once had sex with a guy who looked like Quasimoto because he had an 11 inch wang. And I would let him do me again, once he gets out of prison.

by Anonymousreply 606/17/2013

Isn't "handsome face" supposed to be the chicks' answer?

by Anonymousreply 706/17/2013

A shaved-ape appearance goes beyond anything as silly as 'want'.

That tingling that begins in my ass, travels up my spine and then settles in my gut? Muscular with a side of neanderthal every time.

by Anonymousreply 806/17/2013

A big round meaty ass is forever. The face goes, the body goes, butt........

by Anonymousreply 906/17/2013

bedroom eyes

by Anonymousreply 1006/17/2013

Most guys are somewhat handsome. Big round asses that bounce back on you are a little more rare so that is my choice

Nice full lips are always a feature I go for too. They are so important during sexy times

by Anonymousreply 1106/17/2013

The people who chose handsome are superficial and want to show the world that they can get a hot guy. What they don't realize is that their hot guy us also fucking several other guys.

by Anonymousreply 1206/17/2013

A fat wallet.

by Anonymousreply 1306/17/2013

Good teeth

by Anonymousreply 1406/17/2013

Thin guy. Dark hair and eyes. Unfortunately, I live in the South. So, the "thin guy" part is probably not gonna happen.

by Anonymousreply 1506/17/2013

Whereas, r12, the guys who prize a huge cock are deep thinkers indeed.

by Anonymousreply 1606/17/2013

A huge, round ass with a pretty (not handsome) face is heaven.

by Anonymousreply 1706/17/2013

A handsome face can't stretch your hole and fill you with unbearable sizemeat. Only huge penis can't fit the bill, and by "bill" I mean my anal canal.

by Anonymousreply 1806/17/2013

I agree with r17. Thats the optimal combo right there.

by Anonymousreply 1906/17/2013

pecs that jut and a presentable hole.

by Anonymousreply 2006/17/2013

R19, who has those features?

by Anonymousreply 2106/17/2013

Of all of my physical attributes, I think I most want my penis in a man.

by Anonymousreply 2207/03/2013

There are other means of entry.

by Anonymousreply 2407/03/2013

a beautiful voice. if I don't like his voice, he's at the curb, cock, ass, pecs and all.

by Anonymousreply 2507/03/2013

hilarious the poster who says that those who choose a handsome face are the superficial ones, rather than those choosing big dicks or meaty asses. Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 2607/03/2013

it doesn't do any damage, get over yourself, mary

by Anonymousreply 2807/03/2013

I see the fat ass troll is at it again. You clearly have gender issues.

by Anonymousreply 2907/03/2013

Wait a minute! There's doody in there?????

by Anonymousreply 3107/03/2013

I chose a fit, muscular physique not because I want a guy with a hot body but because I am very active and I want a guy who is also active. I do not want a 'roided out gym body, but rather a guy who is fit from being active and who enjoys physical activities.

by Anonymousreply 3207/03/2013

Handsome face AND toned, muscular physique . Is that too much to ask?

by Anonymousreply 3307/03/2013

Ass! Good god, ass!

Everything else is gravy.

by Anonymousreply 3407/03/2013

I want it all. I don't feel I should have to choose.

by Anonymousreply 3507/03/2013

lolol R31

by Anonymousreply 3607/03/2013

Nice round, bubble butt for just a fling. Ass and face for anything else.

by Anonymousreply 3707/03/2013

Handsome face, definitely.

A great physique and bubble butt can be achieved by anyone with enough time and effort.

Too often in gay bars I see guys with great bodies but faces that look worse than the rear end of a mangy dog. Sorry honey, big biceps and even big cocks are no good if they're attached to a visage that looks like a haemorrhoid grew eyes.

by Anonymousreply 3808/01/2013

R38 is wrong. You cannot make a bubble butt. You're born with it or not.

I do agree that handsome face should be the #1 for any man with depth.

by Anonymousreply 3908/01/2013

I would like a man with honesty, an open heart, and a good sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 4008/01/2013

Of course, r40, but this thread is only about physical traits.

Priorities for me:

1. Face

2. Ass

3. Body

4. Dick

by Anonymousreply 4108/01/2013

A handsome mind

by Anonymousreply 4208/01/2013

Great sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 4308/01/2013

Since this is a thread about the physical, I like a thin waist with washboard abs.

by Anonymousreply 4408/01/2013

A great sense of humor is really important.

And NO gayvoice!

by Anonymousreply 4508/01/2013

My order:

1. Face 2. Butt 3. Legs 4. Penis 5. Chest 6. Arms 7. Abs

by Anonymousreply 4608/01/2013
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