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Gay men: What physical attribute do you want most in a man?

Few of us end up with an absolute physical ideal, but let's say we could.

by Anonymousreply 4608/01/2013

An "I wuv u" tweety bird tattoo on his ass so I have something to look at during sex.

by Anonymousreply 106/17/2013

Sorry, but here's the truth:

If a guy has massive meat (and we're compatible physically), I can learn to overlook almost anything else.

by Anonymousreply 206/17/2013

I would like him to have a head. And, if possible, a squirrel costume.

by Anonymousreply 306/17/2013

My #1 isn't listed - Tall. 6'2" - 6'5" would be ideal (or 187cm - 195cm).

by Anonymousreply 406/17/2013

"Handsome face" off to a strong start. Sort of surprises me because most handsome guys are assholes.

by Anonymousreply 506/17/2013

I will forgive just about anything for a big cock. I once had sex with a guy who looked like Quasimoto because he had an 11 inch wang. And I would let him do me again, once he gets out of prison.

by Anonymousreply 606/17/2013

Isn't "handsome face" supposed to be the chicks' answer?

by Anonymousreply 706/17/2013

A shaved-ape appearance goes beyond anything as silly as 'want'.

That tingling that begins in my ass, travels up my spine and then settles in my gut? Muscular with a side of neanderthal every time.

by Anonymousreply 806/17/2013

A big round meaty ass is forever. The face goes, the body goes, butt........

by Anonymousreply 906/17/2013

bedroom eyes

by Anonymousreply 1006/17/2013

Most guys are somewhat handsome. Big round asses that bounce back on you are a little more rare so that is my choice

Nice full lips are always a feature I go for too. They are so important during sexy times

by Anonymousreply 1106/17/2013

The people who chose handsome are superficial and want to show the world that they can get a hot guy. What they don't realize is that their hot guy us also fucking several other guys.

by Anonymousreply 1206/17/2013

A fat wallet.

by Anonymousreply 1306/17/2013

Good teeth

by Anonymousreply 1406/17/2013

Thin guy. Dark hair and eyes. Unfortunately, I live in the South. So, the "thin guy" part is probably not gonna happen.

by Anonymousreply 1506/17/2013

Whereas, r12, the guys who prize a huge cock are deep thinkers indeed.

by Anonymousreply 1606/17/2013

A huge, round ass with a pretty (not handsome) face is heaven.

by Anonymousreply 1706/17/2013

A handsome face can't stretch your hole and fill you with unbearable sizemeat. Only huge penis can't fit the bill, and by "bill" I mean my anal canal.

by Anonymousreply 1806/17/2013

I agree with r17. Thats the optimal combo right there.

by Anonymousreply 1906/17/2013

pecs that jut and a presentable hole.

by Anonymousreply 2006/17/2013

R19, who has those features?

by Anonymousreply 2106/17/2013

Of all of my physical attributes, I think I most want my penis in a man.

by Anonymousreply 2207/03/2013

[all posts by flame bait troll #11 removed (violent racist homophobic right-wing misogynist), ISP notified with full text of all posts.]

by Anonymousreply 2307/03/2013

There are other means of entry.

by Anonymousreply 2407/03/2013

a beautiful voice. if I don't like his voice, he's at the curb, cock, ass, pecs and all.

by Anonymousreply 2507/03/2013

hilarious the poster who says that those who choose a handsome face are the superficial ones, rather than those choosing big dicks or meaty asses. Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 2607/03/2013

I agree with R23 I'm sure I'm not the only gay guy who is horrified by the thought of anal sex. It must do so much physical damage and how is a rectum sexy at all-it's for pooping.

by Anonymousreply 2707/03/2013

it doesn't do any damage, get over yourself, mary

by Anonymousreply 2807/03/2013

I see the fat ass troll is at it again. You clearly have gender issues.

by Anonymousreply 2907/03/2013

How could it do no damage R28? To put it bluntly, my partner's cock is much bigger than the biggest turds I've ever crapped out-therefore anal sex would stretch me out. Why do such damage to your asshole?

Do you park your car in the mailbox? No, of course not, it wouldn't fit. Same with anal sex. I think gay guys have been brainwashed to think it's normal or customary to mix scatology with sex. I'll bet there are many like me who protect themselves from a life of pain, tearing and adult diapers.

by Anonymousreply 3007/03/2013

Wait a minute! There's doody in there?????

by Anonymousreply 3107/03/2013

I chose a fit, muscular physique not because I want a guy with a hot body but because I am very active and I want a guy who is also active. I do not want a 'roided out gym body, but rather a guy who is fit from being active and who enjoys physical activities.

by Anonymousreply 3207/03/2013

Handsome face AND toned, muscular physique . Is that too much to ask?

by Anonymousreply 3307/03/2013

Ass! Good god, ass!

Everything else is gravy.

by Anonymousreply 3407/03/2013

I want it all. I don't feel I should have to choose.

by Anonymousreply 3507/03/2013

lolol R31

by Anonymousreply 3607/03/2013

Nice round, bubble butt for just a fling. Ass and face for anything else.

by Anonymousreply 3707/03/2013

Handsome face, definitely.

A great physique and bubble butt can be achieved by anyone with enough time and effort.

Too often in gay bars I see guys with great bodies but faces that look worse than the rear end of a mangy dog. Sorry honey, big biceps and even big cocks are no good if they're attached to a visage that looks like a haemorrhoid grew eyes.

by Anonymousreply 3808/01/2013

R38 is wrong. You cannot make a bubble butt. You're born with it or not.

I do agree that handsome face should be the #1 for any man with depth.

by Anonymousreply 3908/01/2013

I would like a man with honesty, an open heart, and a good sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 4008/01/2013

Of course, r40, but this thread is only about physical traits.

Priorities for me:

1. Face

2. Ass

3. Body

4. Dick

by Anonymousreply 4108/01/2013

A handsome mind

by Anonymousreply 4208/01/2013

Great sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 4308/01/2013

Since this is a thread about the physical, I like a thin waist with washboard abs.

by Anonymousreply 4408/01/2013

A great sense of humor is really important.

And NO gayvoice!

by Anonymousreply 4508/01/2013

My order:

1. Face 2. Butt 3. Legs 4. Penis 5. Chest 6. Arms 7. Abs

by Anonymousreply 4608/01/2013
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