Get away from her, you bloody pig!
AbFab lines that always make you laugh
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 275||03/18/2014|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 1||06/17/2013|
Just the one, dear?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 2||06/17/2013|
72? 72? How old does that make me?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 3||06/17/2013|
R2 beat me to my favorite line. So next favorite:
There's something horrible on the stairs!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 4||06/17/2013|
If the models get any younger, Pats, they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 5||06/17/2013|
Tickets, money, passport...tickets, money, passport.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 6||06/17/2013|
Who chokes and dies on their own vomit these days?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 7||06/17/2013|
I can raise hemlines so high, the world is your gynecologist!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 8||06/17/2013|
"A mixed race baby is the Chanel of babies!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 9||06/17/2013|
"We should have pushed it through!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 10||06/17/2013|
GURU WOMAN-" Can you feel the life forces flowing? Can you feel them?" EDDY-" No, but I can smell them, honestly."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 11||06/17/2013|
Tax the stupid people! Let them die!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 12||06/17/2013|
"A great big, fat, ugly, armless statue!" "I've got arms!" (windmilling arms as proof)
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 13||06/17/2013|
EDDY: With any luck we'd get Roman Polanski interested in you. PATSY: She was never young enough for him.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 14||06/17/2013|
Eddy, after getting a well-deserved slap from Saffy: "Ow, sweety, OW!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 15||06/17/2013|
Leave her! She's not quick enough.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 16||06/17/2013|
"Pats, I'm 72."
I dont know why, but that line always gets me.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 17||06/17/2013|
Qu'est-ce qui fait ici?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 18||06/17/2013|
Saffy: Find Yourself?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 19||06/17/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 20||06/17/2013|
This thread warms my heart.
"You don't know me."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 21||06/17/2013|
"She is a virgin,... in a world where men will even turn to soft fruit for pleasure! Draw your own conclusions."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 22||06/17/2013|
Patsy - "One child punishes you by leaving, the other punishes us ALL by staying!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 23||06/17/2013|
Skin is in..."Moisture" is my word du jour - this all off the top of my head.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 24||06/17/2013|
When I heard that Eddie was pregnant, I told her to abort! ABORT, ABORT, ABORT!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 25||06/17/2013|
Nick and knack and this and that. All old things taken. Oi! Turn yourself in!!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 26||06/17/2013|
[all posts by tedious troll removed.]
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 27||06/17/2013|
One more facelift on her and she'll have a beard.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 28||06/17/2013|
[all posts by tedious troll removed.]
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 29||06/17/2013|
"It's the horrible realization that I must have actually enjoyed playing ping-pong."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 30||06/17/2013|
Oh don't be stupid, darling. I'm sure they could send over a selection and I could pick one.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 31||06/17/2013|
Patsy: "I'm. Not. Happy."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 32||06/17/2013|
"I thik she's tremendous!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 33||06/17/2013|
"You PIECE of FILTH!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 34||06/17/2013|
"Buns so tight he was bouncing off the walls."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 35||06/17/2013|
[Edina and Patsy are looking at the pornographic magazine 'Razzle,' that Saffy found in her brother's room]
Saffron: It's disgusting! That is so degrading to women!
Patsy: What do you mean? She's the one with the whip!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 36||06/17/2013|
You only work in a shop, ya know. So you can drop the attitude.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 37||06/17/2013|
Pasty: She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 38||06/17/2013|
SEX BITCH ARISTO SEX PUNK WHORE BITCH PROZZIE LEZZIE PUNK TART SLUT. With lovely shoes.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 39||06/17/2013|
Patsy: Bitch Trog!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 40||06/17/2013|
Patsy to Eddie, who is wearing a tight dress:
"You look like a Zeppelin in a condom."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 41||06/17/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 42||06/17/2013|
Elton John: I think I knew you when you were a man. Patsy: And I knew you when you had hair. Elton John: I've always had hair, you bitch!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 43||06/17/2013|
We do remove the lips first, darling.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 44||06/17/2013|
Eddie on Catherine Zeta-Jones visiting London during the Olympics: "She'll be off to the Mumbles, won't she?"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 45||06/17/2013|
Saffy: "That man just touched me!"
Patsy: "He's obviously very old and completely blind."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 46||06/17/2013|
"No I'm not drunk, I'm at the bloody zoo!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 47||06/17/2013|
Jackie (Patsy's sister): Our mother gave birth like a giant lawn sprinkler… scattering bastard babies to the four corners of the earth.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 48||06/17/2013|
Patsy and Saffy playing Monopoly in the 'France' episode:
Saffy: "You can't just take money from the bank!"
Patsy: "I own Park Place, I can do whatever the bloody hell I want to do!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 49||06/17/2013|
"British Vogue! French Vogue! American Vogue! Aby-bloody-ssinian Vogue!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 50||06/17/2013|
Don't question me.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 51||06/17/2013|
qu'est que vous faites ici?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 52||06/17/2013|
I paid a, a huge amount of money for that substance!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 53||06/17/2013|
You only work in a shop ya'know
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 54||06/17/2013|
Patsy on seeing Saffy in a wet bathing suite:
Quite big tits
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 55||06/17/2013|
"We don't carry your size."
"I don't WEAR my size!!!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 56||06/17/2013|
Edina: "Have you eaten, Pats?"
Patsy: "Not since 1973."
That one's a classic!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 57||06/17/2013|
J-jus-just [italic]things,[/italic] darling. Little gorgeous [italic]things.[/italic]
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 58||06/17/2013|
r54 meet r37
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 59||06/17/2013|
Like a drunk in a midnight choir. I have tried in my way to be free. Yeah, you can laugh, but I don’t want more choice, I just want nicer things!
And you -- you take that look off your face -- you sitting there with your whales and your cancer and AIDS and starvation, skimming any profit off the whole of human misery, labelling us all with this, with this, global guilt.
Yeah well you know it may not be all that great and good, you know, but it ain't that bad!
So come on world cheer up -- it may never bloody happen!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 60||06/17/2013|
There's nothing I love more than shopping for knick knacks.
I'm just here with a sick friend!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 61||06/17/2013|
I'm chanting as I speak.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 62||06/17/2013|
Eds: " PR! I PR things. People!Places! Concepts!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 63||06/17/2013|
Is it a dwarf?????
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 64||06/17/2013|
M.P. in drug-crazed sex romp with shock with fash-mag slag
"You can never have to many hats, gloves and shoes."
"The whole world hangs off your cheekbones"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 65||06/17/2013|
Bubble re Ivana Trump: " Looks like the classic bimbo to me. Look at that terrible blonde hair piled on top of her head, false tan, she's far too thin, always pouting, absolutely no character, skirts too short. I mean, it's pathetic, older woman struggling to look twenty-five." (smirks at Patsy) "Sorry."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 66||06/17/2013|
Patsy, about Saff's husband: "Is he from Gabon??"
Eddy on Saff's schoolmate: "Something in a blue Kagool is hovering on the stairs."
And my favorite of all:
"Champagne for Lulu!!!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 68||06/17/2013|
Eddie: Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone Saffie: That's lovely Eddie: I hear you call my name and it feels like home Saffie: Who said that? Eddie: It's Madonna darling
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 69||06/17/2013|
"Pop-Specs, sweetie! Pop-Specs!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 70||06/17/2013|
Eddie: Had two husbands, one was too short one was gay. Still sweetie if you want to know how to peck a dwarf on the cheek as he's walking out of the house to the disco in your dress, then I'm your girl.
Eddie: I did tell you the facts of life didn't I sweetie?
Saffie: If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 71||06/17/2013|
"She WAS the slot machine."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 72||06/17/2013|
"It's a small shoe..."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 73||06/17/2013|
[About the shop]
India's: had it, been there... Africa's dried up completely now... It's ridiculous... Thank God for Grozny. Honestly. Well, darling, if it wasn't for that lovely little Russian army advancing, thrashing out all those gorgeous little heirlooms in my direction, I don't know what I'd do... Oh, you should see, darling, in the shop I've got at the moment this fabulous little samovar with a little old woman still attached to it, sweetie. Clinging on for dear life. Having to lure her off with dry bread crumbs so that I could get a decent price...
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 74||06/17/2013|
Eddie, completely drunk, gets into the right side of their rental car, grabs for the steering wheel, doesn't find it and screams, "Shit! Someone's taken the steering-wheel!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 75||06/17/2013|
"Bloody asthmatic cab driver!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 76||06/17/2013|
Saffy: What does that mean? Eddie: Kind to trees, sweetie Saffy: How are they kind to trees? Eddie: Well they ain't made of wood, how kind do you want?!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 77||06/17/2013|
Patsy: "Gin and tonic, Eddy! Oooooo, gin and tonic!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 78||06/17/2013|
I'm with R68, Champagne for Lulu!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 79||06/17/2013|
It's carpets! It's madness! It's carpet...madness!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 80||06/17/2013|
Saffy: Ok, I got you condoms and femidoms. You are going to be safe, right?
Edina: Yes of course sweetie.
[Looking in the bag] Saffy: Have you opened these?
[Waving hands in the air] Gran: They don't put fingers on these gloves.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 81||06/17/2013|
Pregnant Saffy: The baby! It kicked!
Patsy: Who wouldn't. I'm rather tempted myself.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 82||06/17/2013|
I'm with (R24). I l love that monologue-
Douching with mint is a thought. Ten tips for tropical toenails. I'm thinking natural zing. "Moist" is my word du jour. Skin-- is in. Lovely moist wet lips. Wet droplets. Sun, sea, sand, water, waves, beach. I see a photo shoot. I'm looking at two weeks in the Caribbean. And the usual- try to be more beautiful if you want to have more sex.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 83||06/17/2013|
It's not just bees. They're the GUCCI of bees!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 84||06/17/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 85||06/17/2013|
I THINK SHE'S TREMENDOUS!!!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 86||06/17/2013|
The brilliant Magda Patsy's Editor:
This month I want articles about how lovely spending money is. Expensive things, the better cosmetics are great. I want money, money, money. Spend, spend, spend. I don't want to see any more photos of gormless skeletons with no brains, no make-up and no bloody tits.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 87||06/17/2013|
Patsy: "You've been a fantastic mother. You've let them ruin your figure. Your stomach's stretched beyond recognition, you've got tits down to your knees, and what for, for God's sake?"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 88||06/17/2013|
Patsy: Don't let her torture you, Eddy. I mean, she ruined your figure in the first place! She's the one who turned you into this...POTATO that we see before us.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 89||06/17/2013|
#38 made me laugh: 'Pasty'
Gay men used to talk like this. Now if you get catty, you're "negative" or "a bitter old queen".
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 90||06/17/2013|
Eddy to her mother: "I'm doing regressive memory therapy- I'll get something on YOU".
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 91||06/17/2013|
It's not a line, but the time Eddie and Pats get into their car after getting pissed in a French vineyard...
Because it happened to me and my mum - and I was sober...
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 92||06/17/2013|
EDDY: Darling... look... Lacroix... baby spew... Lacroix... baby spew, darling!
EDDY: Is that what you really want me to be, darling? NORMAL? Some boring old normal old toilet go-er, huh? HMM?
PATSY: Mrs. M...I heard about Mr. M. I uh...condole you.
There are a lot of great Bubble quotes I love, but they don't quite work without Jane Horrocks saying them!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 93||06/17/2013|
R45 was one of those lines I didn't get.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 94||06/17/2013|
Help me out here, Justin.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 95||06/17/2013|
Stoli, babe! I got a bottle!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 96||06/17/2013|
Models get any younger they'll be chucking fetuses down the runway!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 97||06/17/2013|
Saffy! Why are you standing so close to your mother?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 98||06/17/2013|
"It's cocaine. Lines inside mean lines outside."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 99||06/17/2013|
"Poor dear sad old Patsy."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 100||06/17/2013|
Little bits of HOOF....
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 101||06/17/2013|
Judge: Any more of this ridiculous rant and I'll put YOU BOTH away!
Gran: Hear, hear!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 102||06/17/2013|
Quite big tits.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 103||06/17/2013|
Is it a hat?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 104||06/17/2013|
Eddie: All right, time for another little drinkie before we go?
Saffie: Where are you going?
Eddie: New York.
Saffie: I didn't think they let people with convictions in.
Eddie: Darling, its not a conviction.
Patsy: Just a firm belief.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 105||06/17/2013|
EDDIE: Sweetie, darling. Sweetie, darling. You don't mind me calling you that do you, sweetie? Hmmmm? Do you darling? I dunno how it started but once these things start, it's hard to get out of these habits.
SAFFY: It started because you couldn't remember my name for the first three years.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 106||06/17/2013|
Pats and Eddie walk into the super market with Eddie waving the list at people passing by.
("Shopping list for Mum..thank you sweetie.")
It kills me that she expects someone to "wait" on her.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 107||06/17/2013|
Bin bags! Bin bags!
Everyone sit on a bin bag. Sit on a bin bag!
Body coasters! Body coasters everyone!
You! Off there and on a bloody bin bag!
Get on those bin bags!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 108||06/17/2013|
ANYBODY CAN TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORT!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 109||06/17/2013|
Patsy to Bubble: "She's emaciated like her brain!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 110||06/17/2013|
It's la Croix, sweety darling, La Croix!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 111||06/18/2013|
Edina: Oooh, sweetie…darling…oh god, sweetie what a day, what a day I’ve had sweetie, darling. (throws herself down on kitchen table) I have been at work since I left here this morning!
Saffie: You want some lunch?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 112||06/18/2013|
Patsy: Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?
Edina: Get cabs!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 113||06/18/2013|
Well, how much is the stick? I'll buy my own bloody stick.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 114||06/18/2013|
"Yeah, but is it art, Eddie?" can be used in countless life situations.
Eddie: This is... This is a, sort of... corpse... in an open, oaken, oblong coffin... Silky lining. It's a dead body, Pats.
Patsy: Yeah, but is it art, Eddie?
Eddie: No, sweetie, it's my father.
Patsy: Are you sure?
Eddie: Yeah, I think so. But I've just never seen him in a suit before.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 115||06/18/2013|
"And sometimes, when I sneeze...I pee."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 116||06/18/2013|
Can we just kill the whales?!
Is this the Car Clamp Club?
I want total sensory deprivation and back up drugs!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 117||06/18/2013|
Give me back my life!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 118||06/18/2013|
Sisters Grimm can I tempt you?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 119||06/18/2013|
Magda: Here's my list. Cross her off, she screwed me. Oh, and put him in, he screwed me. Do something on River Phoenix, I really fancy him.
Magda: River Phoenix, Mickey Rourke, Liam Neeson. Don't do anything on anyone called Freud. I don't like them. Bunch of no-talents with an ancestor.
Catriona: But they were in last month.
Magda: So? I'm not running a bloody charity. Just because some old granddaddy invented penis-envy doesn't mean I have to lick their boots!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 120||06/18/2013|
Its a mixer Patsy, We have it with whiskey.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 121||06/18/2013|
I don't want more choice I just want nicer things!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 122||06/18/2013|
Is your hair on purpose?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 123||06/18/2013|
My name is Patsy Stone, and I'm an alcoholic.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 124||06/18/2013|
"Really go for it kids", "mm, yeah, that's delicious" -patsy narrarating the porno that gets shown at saffy's school. "i was dragged up by you and that piece of flint." -saffy "squish, squish, i cant do that crying thing sweetheart"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 125||06/18/2013|
You look like a sad reject from Ready, Steady, Go!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 126||06/18/2013|
Edina's Mother watching the 70s porn film: "How did I think those curtains went with that carpet"!
Patsy in the son Serge's room when they are looking at his old magazines: "Razzle? - what year? what month?"
"Champagne for Lulu"
"Not a bad life" - in the flash-forward to 25 years later in "The End" episode.
That whole segment of Patsy in New York and Edina arrives by helicopter to rescue her, also in "The End".
All Lindsay Duncan's lines in that recent one where she was the French movie star (a la Moreau or Deneuve) who is Edina's new client.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 127||06/18/2013|
The "Sex" episode where they both hire the escorts who turn out to be gay rentboys with their hard-on sprays ! too too funny.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 128||06/18/2013|
Great, big pendulous breasts. I'd like to fill a bra!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 129||06/18/2013|
"Why did you burn my books?"
"WE WERE COLD!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 130||06/18/2013|
Saffie: Was I? By whom? You told me your milk dried up, your tubes blocked and your nipples dropped off.
Eddie: Well... Well, they did, they did!
Saffie: So who was I breast-fed by? Not one of the many saggy-tittied hippies who lived with us at the time, I hope.
Eddie: Darling, it was a commune. That was the point. Anyway, sweetie, I mean, they gave you a good start in life, didn't they? I mean, you're alright, aren't you? Sweetie, you're alright, aren't you?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 131||06/18/2013|
Edina: God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog-man, are you?
Saffy: You could just say "Dad!" I'd still know what you meant!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 132||06/18/2013|
Fleur: Have you tried this? It’s a triple acting, alpha-hydroxy acid natural complex to reactivate your skin making you… scientifically more beautiful.
Catriona: Sounds good!
Fleur: “Dermatologists and opthamologists tested non-acnegenic-..” I don’t know what any of this means but it’s forcing me to believe it!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 133||06/18/2013|
Eddie drinking glasses of wine: No this is the one.. this the one.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 134||06/18/2013|
Holland Park, Holland Park...
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 135||06/18/2013|
"Mow the Netherlands!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 136||06/18/2013|
The mother chirping about Edwina's weight gain: "Too many Christmas cakes!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 137||06/18/2013|
Not a line, but a really funny shot of Patsy in the supermarket lugging a case of Veuve Clicquot over to the cart and the pleading expression on Patsy's face when Eddie sees her.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 138||06/18/2013|
Gran to young Pats: Can't have you turning into a great big gangling wotsit, skinny balinky longlegs, big banana feet.
Turning to young Eddie: Or a roly poly pudding that no-one want's to meet.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 139||06/18/2013|
At Fashion Awards to Claudia Bing "Yes Naomi's being very difficult" agreeing with Edina
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 140||06/18/2013|
The best part of that r140, is that Naomi was being perfectly agreeable and friendly with the people around her.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 141||06/18/2013|
Brains is working on the formula.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 142||06/18/2013|
The sands of time are trickling through my hourglass!!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 143||06/19/2013|
Visula gag -
When Jackie Stone sees Saffy for the first time, she staggers back with fright.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 144||06/19/2013|
Mumbles is the small town in Wales where Zeta-Jones grew up. (If that explains the joke.)
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 145||06/19/2013|
I was just trying to be nice.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 146||06/19/2013|
Tell that little trail of cat sick not to question me.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 147||06/19/2013|
[quote]GURU WOMAN-" Can you feel the life forces flowing? Can you feel them?" EDDY-" No, but I can smell them, honestly."
I've always loved how Jennifer Saunders is clearly cracking up as she says this line.
My favorite is Claudia Bing's "In conclusion, why change the world, when all you need to do is change people's perception of it?" and "I accept this *totally!*"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 148||06/19/2013|
I like the 'you only work in a shop' one. Every time I'm in a store where the clerk cops attitude I just want my inner Eddy to come out with that line.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 149||06/19/2013|
Eddie: Pats, did I tell you I'm opening a shop?
Patsy: Oh.. what are you going to sell?
Eddie: Gorgeous Things!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 150||06/19/2013|
"Look at you. All grief and resentful care. Here I am in this place of old age and pallid diseases, looked after by so-called nurses. Just gropers of old bones. You come here and hang breathless around me, hoping for me to die. Denied even my intellectual liberty. Allowed only two Barbara Cartlands a day. Forced to sit on my 'Female Eunuch' to keep their dirty hands off it. The tyranny of children!"
"Oh, for God's sake, just die!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 151||06/19/2013|
Good God Edie what are you wearing?
It's La Croix
In the pitch meeting -
Chairs...I was thinking we could do a lovely photo shoot with..chairs
Edite to Saffy
"i knew I wanted you the day you were born, mommy loved you.."
Pats - "However....the day after....."
Saffy and Edina -
You have been getting dressed for three hours and you still look like a bloated circus fruit
You are what you eat remember?
Which makes you a very large vegetarian tart
Edina threatening to order a romanian baby-
Ivan Lendl...IVAN BLOODY LENDL DARLING....
Patsy on the News Edina is dying -
Well what am I supposed to do if you die?
Pop Specs Edina and Saffy
it's a sticker with a green tree
What does that mean
Kind to trees?? Darling...
How are they kind to trees?
Well they ain't made of wood Darling how kind do you want?
Saffy going through Edina's old clothes -
I could take these down to the charity shop
You cannot give these sort of clothes to the poor! Darling I am sure they have enough to contend with without the added humiliation of having to wear last season.
Pats, Edina and Saffy (always the best combo)
My New Year's resolution, sweetie… to have more fun! What's yours, Pats?
Ohh, well, I think I'll just try to be more relaxed.
You? More relaxed? What is that, dead? Well, that cancels out my resolution.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 152||06/19/2013|
Edina about Saffy
She's so cold, I bet she has her period in cubes
Edina to Baby Spice -
They don't want to know your mum's your best friend. They want you to be some one-armed lesbian asylum seeker. They want the full cellulite shots. They want a 40 in the bed perv orgy with your Spice mates. They want you mainlining, arm jacking, smack crack nightmare, darling. They want you filleted and splayed on the butcher's block so they can photograph all your organs for Heat magazine. I mean frankly, for once, I want to see you foaming at the mouth, stinking of piss in the gutter with this little thumb stuck up Justin Timberlake's arse and you wearing nothing but a Gucci belt.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 153||06/19/2013|
CHUCK IT DOWN THE PAN!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 154||06/19/2013|
Because I'm fat, I use these frequently:
"I want to be a ROADMAP of VEINS."
"I WANT THEM TO KILL ME!!!"
"A knick-a-knack and brick-a-brack..." (when Eddie's mum sold her stuff to a pawn shop).
I know that "Skin...is in" has been mentioned, but it's good enough to mention twice.
Squish squish, darling, squish squish.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 155||06/19/2013|
But Jesus Christ, darling! Not one bloody boyfriend in the whole time that I've known you! I mean, you're not that bloody ugly!...... I mean, God! Here I am, your mother, poised for your first sexual experience and night after night, dry bloody sheets! I'm sorry, darling, but I don't want a little moustached virgin for a daughter, so do something about it!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 156||06/19/2013|
It is a miracle that I can walk at all. I bless the wonder of life and the newness of living. [pout]
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 157||06/19/2013|
Pats and Saffy
I should have sued. I was cut to ribbons, I was scarred for life!
Extraordinary how it managed to hit you in exactly the same place behind each ear!
Minnie Driver? Is it a dwarf?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 158||06/20/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 159||06/21/2013|
I'll have a black Chapuchino.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 160||06/21/2013|
Sad we have to go back a decade or so to find a clever, funny show.
When I want a laugh I put on an AbFab or Will & Grace dvd.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 161||06/21/2013|
Edina threatening to adopt a Romanian baby:
Edina: I wonder how you do go about it. I've always regretted not adopting a Vietnamese when that was the thing.
Saffy: I should imagine you would have to go to Romania.
Edina: Oh don't be stupid, darling. I'm sure they could send over a selection and I could pick one. I wonder what Romanians look like, darling. I'll call Patsy, she'll know.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 162||06/21/2013|
You're still too fat!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 163||06/23/2013|
Eddie is trying to lose weight...again.
Saff: "Look, mum. All you've got to do is eat less and take a bit of exercise."
Eddie: "Sweetie, if it was that easy, everyone would be doing it."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 164||06/23/2013|
"If the models get any thinner Pats, they'll be chucking fetuses darn the catwalk."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 165||09/08/2013|
"If the models get any younger Pats, they'll be chucking foetuses down the catwalk."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 166||09/08/2013|
You should watch Web Therapy or Veep R161.
Anything Eddi mumbles under her breath to or at Saffron is hilarious.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 167||09/08/2013|
Pronounced fee-úh-ses, of course
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 168||09/08/2013|
"We like it. We think it's the new millennium."
"Oh, we've TRIED going green, but it's no earthly use..."
"He's the one responsible for MILK and BEEF..."
"Men like something to grab onto! Isn't that right, Oliver?"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 169||09/08/2013|
Patsy: Oh my god there's something horrible on the stairs!
Saffy: It's me.
Patsy: I'm not blind.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 170||09/08/2013|
Magda: Hello, Pats! How are ya? Unlucky business with the M.P. Still the "Hello!" thing should sort that out. I better make this quick I've got a lingerie opening and a feminine wash launch to get to by six, and all this with my working champagne lunch with Anouska bloody Hempel floating about here. This month I want articles about how lovely spending money is. Expensive things, the better cosmetics are great. I want money, money, money. Spend, spend, spend. I don't want to see any more photos of gormless skeletons with no brains, no make-up and no bloody tits.
Kathy Burke was hilarious; I wish they'd used her as Magda more than they did.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 171||09/08/2013|
"You get your dry-cleaning back and it's a REVIVAL!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 172||09/08/2013|
Many people have said Kathy Burke should have been given a Magda spin off sitcom. I so agree.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 173||09/08/2013|
Not a line, but in the France episode: Edina, shitfaced drunk, backing the car into a tree as she and Patsy leave the winery.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 174||09/08/2013|
Ab Fab with Golden Girls credits:
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 175||09/08/2013|
Unless of course... Unless of course you're gay, darling.
Edina: Sweetie! Are you darling? You can tell me, sweetie. Are you darling?
Saffron: Yes, I'm gay.
Edina: Oh, hoorah!
Edina: Well done, darling, well done!
Saffron: I'm glad it makes you happy, but actually, I'm not.
Saffron: I'm not gay!
[Edina looks disappointed]
Edina: Oh! Break it to me like that, why don't you? Yes... I suppose it's not your fault, really, is it? Just your old mother clutching at straws. Trying to find one exotic, interesting feature about you, but there we are.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 176||09/08/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 177||09/08/2013|
[quote]Many people have said Kathy Burke should have been given a Magda spin off sitcom. I so agree.
I would have needed sub-titles or a translator. Thank goodness for CC.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 178||09/08/2013|
I meant the Golden Girls redo ...
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 179||09/08/2013|
I like them if they're LaCroix
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 180||09/08/2013|
Shomeone took the shteering wheel!
*(Background: Patsy plops)*
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 181||09/08/2013|
Hamish: Where have you been?
Hamish: Ah, off the beaten track ... Andalusia, forgotten Catalania. My own secret Majorca.
Carmen: More like my own secret arsehole. It was a shitty bit of coastline ruined by patronizing English gits. "Oh you must come over and share a rather fine local Rioja." Oh, piss off you sad twats!
Hamish: Oh, dear. Mr Dictionary seems to have deserted us again.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 182||09/08/2013|
This thread is nothing without...
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 183||09/08/2013|
Yeah, I never saw the appeal in her character because she was almost impossible to understand. One of the best parts of watching AbFab is hearing the incredibly well-written dialogue come out of the mouths of really talented actresses.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 184||09/08/2013|
Grandmum to a drag queen: "Oh, hello Patsy"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 185||09/08/2013|
Eddie: Every rich bitch from New York is in there. Hockwenden, Ruttenstein, Vandebilt, Rothschild, Hookenfookenberger, Dachshund, Rottweiler, sweetie.
Eddie Continues Rant: "Free Champagne Reception". Get on to Moët et Chandon, and tell them it's for charity! Get on to Joan Collins, and tell her it's free champagne!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 186||09/08/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 187||09/08/2013|
I never had friends or parties or presents, ya know. The first few years of my life i was just locked in a room.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 188||09/08/2013|
Most Americans can't understand a word Kathy Burke says as Magda. It's too bad because she has some of the funniest lines on the whole show.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 189||09/08/2013|
What do Romanians look like? Ivan Lendl! Oh, that would be nice
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 190||09/08/2013|
Ooo... Bear with me, see, I am HOPELESS with names, faces and people.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 191||09/08/2013|
I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 192||09/08/2013|
Eddie: PR! I PR things! People. Places. Concepts...
Eddie: Lulu!... I make the fabulous... I make the crap into credible. I make the dull into...
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 193||09/08/2013|
I love the scene in the episode MAGAZINE when the guy describes the restaurants and menus to Magda in graphic detail after she requests a place to have lunch, she just looks at him and says "Ta." which is cockney english for "Thanks"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 194||09/08/2013|
What is this, Eastern Europe?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 195||09/08/2013|
Chairs. Chairs would be nice.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 196||09/08/2013|
Darling, that was twenty years ago. The wives got the houses, not the hookers!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 197||09/08/2013|
Chanpagne for Lulu!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 198||09/08/2013|
There is always a mincing priss like R59 who posts that. It could be 599 posts and she'd still swoop in.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 199||09/08/2013|
Patsy: Ey, Eddy, Eddy, remember that weekend with Mick and the boys? Laughs Fantastic!
Edina: Fabulous days, darling. [To Saffy]
Patsy used to go out with Keith Moon, sweetie.
Patsy: Yeah, sort of. I mean, I woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once.
Edina: Yeah, still, that was going steady for the 60s, believe me.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 200||09/08/2013|
Edina: Can you just shut Titticaca here up for a second?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 201||09/08/2013|
"Take this baby away, and bring me another lover-r-r-r!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 202||09/08/2013|
"I think I can feel one of my heads coming on, dear. Have you any aspirin? Or some of that homophobic remedy?"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 203||09/08/2013|
She was so anal retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 204||09/08/2013|
CHUCK IT DOWN THE PAN
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 205||09/11/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 206||09/11/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 207||09/11/2013|
[quote]I love the scene in the episode MAGAZINE when the guy describes the restaurants and menus to Magda in graphic detail after she requests a place to have lunch, she just looks at him and says "Ta." which is cockney english for "Thanks"
Yes! That's a brilliant moment. ("...But the tomates were rather pulpeuses.") That guy is Jennifer Saunders's husband, by the way.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 208||09/11/2013|
[quote]I am Aphrodite, I LIVE, I breathe...I am Diana....I am Queen DIDO!...oh, what a light, dances over the world!!!! Get out of my way, child! Don't stand in my path while I'm trying to EXPRESS!!!! What are you doing here? They cut the cord when you were born, when my body EXPELLED YOU! Accept your liberty, my little VOID, and let this spirit beeee FREEEEEEEE! Anyway, I got Humphrey and Andre coming over...I'd rather not have you around....if you're planning to go out, don't forget your key.. I'm hoping for a little imaginative SYNTHESIS tonight... and can frankly.... do without... the competition.....BEAT IT!!!!!!!!!!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 209||09/11/2013|
The Rolling Who?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 210||09/11/2013|
No, but I can smell 'em!!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 211||09/11/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 212||09/11/2013|
New Years Eve Patsy's sister greets her at the door,
"Oh I almost didn't recognize you. you've gained weight."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 213||09/11/2013|
Patsy, I'm 72 years old
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 214||09/11/2013|
Saffy: I use to dream of lovely families. t Eddie: You had a family! t Saffy: I lived with you and that piece of flint! You dragged me up! I've lived in such worlds I should have known nothing about! Worlds with no morals and no responsibilities! And not just glimpsed - you took my face with your four hands and pushed it up against the window! t Patsy: We should have pushed it through!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 215||10/17/2013|
Full tit and minge
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 216||10/17/2013|
Now, listen. I've put up with a lot. I've tolerated plastic flower arrangements. I overlooked ceramic hands clasped in prayer and even a sphinx whose head lit up.
But I draw the line at pickled Negro babies on the mantelpiece in a jar!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 217||10/17/2013|
The very first episode, as a pissed Edina falls out of her car, totters towards a disapproving Saffy - and then stumbles and vanishes behind the wall...
No lines, just the beginning of greatness...
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 218||10/17/2013|
Patsy on Princess Anne:
"The only label she knows is drip dry".
"Oh, you're a whoe with your hair".
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 219||10/17/2013|
Bo as televangelist character:
Epiphany: Facinatin' Lola, now tell me how did Jesus come to ya?
Did he come from the side, did he come from above, did he come straight at ya?
I know he didn't come from below cuz ya wouldn'a been able ta see'm. He'd a been lost down there fer days.
Now how did Jesus come t'ya?
Lola: He came more on the di-ay-ga-nal.
Epiphany: My that's a big word for you Lola! Diagonal.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 220||10/17/2013|
Patsy was so bad at sweet talking the hot Idris Elba as the bought and paid for escort for their night of sex.
"Has anyone ever told you that you look like Sean Connery?"
"Hey Hilt, if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Followed by that snorting, grunting laugh.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 221||10/17/2013|
It's a ... very small ... shoe
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 222||10/17/2013|
[Saffie commenting on Patsy's new Botox look] You look like a haggis with pointed toes. A tight old bladder skin holding together some rotting offal.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 223||10/17/2013|
She's talking to you!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 224||10/17/2013|
Every bit of the hog!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 225||10/17/2013|
Anyone know why they called that girl Titicaca? I die laughing every time I heard that but never figured out why they call her that.
Saffy: You burnt and scarred my best friend! Patsy: Who?? Edina: Titicaca. Patsy: Oh. [nods] Saffy: Her name is Sarah
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 226||10/17/2013|
Oh, you little bitch troll from hell!
the whole scene when theyre at wine tasting on the effed up vacation!
and the time eddie was locked out and shes begging to be let inside. 'Sweetie darling, let mummy in?' (then satanic) 'SWEETIE DARLING LET ME IN!'
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 227||10/17/2013|
Mum, why does she get to talk to me that way?!
Because she's THIN!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 228||10/17/2013|
Don't worry about it darling. It was only for a year and then it fell off.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 229||10/18/2013|
Make mummy coffee
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 230||10/18/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 231||10/18/2013|
She inhaled our kitchen.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 232||10/18/2013|
I want them to kill me!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 233||10/18/2013|
r226, just like Eddie assumed that all Romanian babies would look like Ivan Lendl, she reasoned that poor Sarah looked like people who were from the Lake Titicaca region of Peru.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 234||10/18/2013|
'I've been to paradise but I ain't never been to me.'
And I love the 'yes, but is it art?' line. Honestly use this in real life.
The best moment was when the kitchen had burnt down and Patsy's head suddenly pops up. The first time I saw that I was not expecting it at all and literally had tears rolling down my face.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 235||10/18/2013|
My favorite scene was during the poor episode. When they got out and beat on the woman who was honking at them. That was the best episode of the whole series.
"It's a road you know."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 236||10/18/2013|
"A bungee jump with the chord behind your neck should give the desired effect." - Saffy to Patsy on how to pass for 39
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 237||10/18/2013|
And my all time favorite moment, though not a line: Saffy's extended look of astonishment when Edina tells her she was breast-fed by saggy tittled hippies who have all long died of overdoses since then
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 238||10/18/2013|
LOL Saffy was underrated. The show would never have been the same without that little bitch. Whoever cast her as the daughter deserves a prize. They really look like mother and daughter.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 239||10/18/2013|
How old was the actress playing Saffy when she did AbFab? I saw her in the BBC version of P&P as Lydia and she seemed a lot thinner than Saffy looked. Of course Saffy was always dressed in dowdy, baggy clothing.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 240||10/18/2013|
(Edina comes into the kitchen to find her mother making a cake)
Edina: What? This is all my stuff you're using?
Gran: What, dear?
Edina: All this. This... wheat-powder. what's... this?
Gran: Flour, dear?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 241||10/18/2013|
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|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 242||10/18/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 243||10/19/2013|
Jane Horrocks was asked during a London radio interview if it's true she was originally being considered for Saffy. "Yes, I was," she replied. "But Jennifer told me I was TOO OLD."
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 244||10/19/2013|
Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 245||10/19/2013|
When sister Jackie visited the girls on New Years Eve, Patsy went down to the kitchen to ask for some of those "food things." Saffy rushed over to her with a dish of something and Pats took a little piece and put it in her mouth. As Saffy and Eddie watched, Pats went through the trauma of having something solid in her mouth. But, she choked it down, much to the amazement of Saff and Eddie.
There is a blooper of that scene somewhere on Youtube and it is just as funny as you would hope it to be.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 246||10/19/2013|
Patsy: What am I suppose to do? Edina: Get cabs!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 247||10/19/2013|
Saffy: What is it that you do anyway? Bubble: Don't know. Get paid?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 248||10/19/2013|
Mother: Oh, it's a chap-a-kino. (cappuccino)
Edina: Sweetie-darling let me in, sweetie-darling, let me in!
Patsy: The last mosquito that bit me had to book into Betty Ford Clinic.
Edina: Sweetie what are you drinking? Patsy: This? Chanel 5.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 249||10/19/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 250||10/19/2013|
You little piece of dribble piss
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 251||10/19/2013|
Surgery. Liposuction on the stomach and thighs. Tit lift. Bum lift. Lose a rib.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 252||10/19/2013|
I just watched the Iso Tank episode... it's pretty genius.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 253||10/19/2013|
Pats, what do Romanians look like?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 254||10/19/2013|
When Bubble says, 'It's not just for Christmas, its for life,' when Eddie tells her to get rid of her lap dog - which she bought because she misunderstood Eddie's demand to get a laptop for the office.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 255||10/19/2013|
There ya go again', mistakin' me for someone who gives a damn!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 256||10/19/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 257||10/20/2013|
NURSE MARY: Right. Have you recently had or are you due for your period?
EDDIE: Well, yes, both. Is that important?
NURSE MARY: No. I'm just making conversation.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 258||10/20/2013|
Nothing made me laugh like Patsy showing up in the kitchen after Eddie was lamenting her imminent demise. (C'mon, live!!...Live!!)
Pats chastises Eddie for not picking her up from the hospital, starts to cough and pulls a long section of tubing out of her nose while Eddie looks on aghast.
(Yeah, I know it wasn't up her nose, but she did a good job of making it look like it.)
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 259||10/20/2013|
I AM THIN AND GORGEOUS!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 260||10/20/2013|
[bold]MP IN DRUG-CRAZED SEX-ROMP SHOCK WITH FASH-MAG SLAG![/bold]
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 261||10/20/2013|
Lap TOP? TOP?
Hamster from Harrods.
It's all shillings, pounds, and pence to me!
It just comes, and comes, and comes
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 262||10/20/2013|
You want to hear some gossip about someone you don't know?
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 263||10/20/2013|
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|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 264||10/20/2013|
He looks "plunked"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 265||10/20/2013|
Bubble: Hoover vacuum's broke.
Eddy: How did that happen?
Bubble: It fell out of the window while I was doing sills.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 266||10/20/2013|
Very high voice..."Hello! Hello! Hello!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 267||10/20/2013|
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|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 268||10/20/2013|
"Stare! Stare! Hello! Hello! Stare!" - in Morocco
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 269||10/20/2013|
It's carpet! It's madness! Carpet madness!
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 270||10/20/2013|
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|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 271||10/20/2013|
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 272||10/20/2013|
One of my other favorite scenes that was wordless...after Edina was sniffing Saff because she smelled like yogurt.....and the hot guy give Saff the stare as she's walking out.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 273||10/20/2013|
Do you think she wanted her(Patsy) stomach pumped again? She thought they were her antibiotics.
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 274||11/03/2013|
Eddy: "You're quite thin, aren't you, Bubble?" Pats: "Yes, she's EMACIATED! Like her BRAIN!"
|by Patsy Stone, 39||reply 275||03/18/2014|