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Circus Performer Gets Naked And Wild In San Francisco Subway

It's probably a typical daily occurrence in that city, but I thought I'd post it just the same... This particular exhibitionist has both a nice, uncut dick and a bubble butt.

by Anonymousreply 10906/19/2013

He's got a great ass, I'll say that.

by Anonymousreply 106/14/2013

Limber, ain't he?

by Anonymousreply 206/14/2013

Agreed, R1. I would rim that beautiful ass, and suck that ripe, uncut wang.

by Anonymousreply 306/14/2013

Love him!

by Anonymousreply 406/14/2013

He is attacking people violently, terrifying them, and most likely on PCP.

What exactly do you love about him, r4?

Oh, he's got a nice body, so he gets a pass for attacking innocent people in a drug induced rage.

by Anonymousreply 606/14/2013

He looks like the Wild Man from Borneo with that hair-do.

by Anonymousreply 706/14/2013

The is no such thing as the Wild Man from Borneo, Spanky. I saw to it that he has become an unperson.

by Anonymousreply 806/14/2013

Why do people not know how to take video with their phone? Turn the phone sideways, people!

by Anonymousreply 906/14/2013

Love and the American way

by Anonymousreply 1006/14/2013

He obviously was on something, but still has a great ass.

Luckily for him, he did not get killed.

by Anonymousreply 1106/14/2013

I love him because he does the bicycle.

by Anonymousreply 1206/14/2013

Broadway queens: Isn't there supposed to be a revival of Barnum? Voila!

by Anonymousreply 1306/14/2013

"a nice, uncut dick"

There is no such thing.

by Anonymousreply 1406/14/2013

What R14 said.

by Anonymousreply 1506/14/2013

Could be bath salts. That makes people strip and terrorise people in public.

by Anonymousreply 1606/14/2013

Hilarious how people just walk by like nothing is happening.

Security is useless in this place. And probably not nice for other lunatics to know that the glass of that station is easily shattered, which is bizarre to me that a station would not have tougher glass.

And yes, he has a beautiful body.

by Anonymousreply 1706/14/2013

That crying girl is annoying. Ok, sweets, you are OK. Please, please stop the wailing and sobbing. I know she was scared shitless but still. SHUT UP and help out here, okay? You are OKAY!

And the guy doing the video is annoying as hell, too. GURL! The guy did not have any weapons on him so WTF is everyone so terrified of?

by Anonymousreply 1806/14/2013

Wish this would happen on the Metro, but DC's just too stodgy for the everyday public nudity SF takes for granted.

by Anonymousreply 1906/14/2013

He was on bath slats for sure.

Thank god he didn't end up reaping someone's face or something.

by Anonymousreply 2006/14/2013

I wonder what would happen if someone grabs the naked guy and gives him a blow job right there.

That's the video worth seeing.

by Anonymousreply 2106/14/2013

Why the fuck do people use public transport?

by Anonymousreply 2206/14/2013

Did the BART cops just leave after killing that innocent kid?

by Anonymousreply 2306/14/2013

R22 To get from one place to another.

by Anonymousreply 2406/14/2013

r22, how do you get from place to place? People in big cities use things like subways. Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 2506/14/2013

[quote]I love him because he does the bicycle.

LMAO

by Anonymousreply 2606/14/2013

Why are you so sex phobic r6?

by Anonymousreply 2706/14/2013

The best part is when the guy with the bicycle kicks him.

by Anonymousreply 2806/14/2013

Since he is not in the US legally, next on the agenda is deportation.

by Anonymousreply 3006/14/2013

Here's part two - more hilarity ensues..

by Anonymousreply 3106/14/2013

R25. I have lived in bigger cities than NY or SF bay area and never used public transport. Car services and drivers are far more civilized mode of transport.

by Anonymousreply 3206/14/2013

[quote]Car services and drivers are far more civilized mode of transport.

[italic]far more civilized...[/italic]

*barf*

by Anonymousreply 3306/14/2013

Is that one of the Kardashians? It seems they all want attention.

by Anonymousreply 3406/14/2013

Baby (asian women who runs into ticket booth cried) cried the day the circus came to town.

by Anonymousreply 3506/14/2013

woman^

by Anonymousreply 3606/14/2013

Here it is - FIXED for R37 and R9

by Anonymousreply 3806/14/2013

Oh lord sweet baby Jaysus ....I laughed my ass off at this ....the guy with the bike kicking him was outrageous

by Anonymousreply 3906/14/2013

I give the BART worker in blue credit for being the only one protecting others and stepping up, but did you hear him say " Im going to file an assault charge on his ass (mumble) get my three days off".

WTF do BART workers get 3 days off if they get assaulted? If youre hurt, I get it. But this guy was clearly not ....

by Anonymousreply 4006/14/2013

Is that his own hair or is he wearing a wig from the Sheri Sheppard collection?

by Anonymousreply 4106/14/2013

Now there's a fellow I'd like to see on America's Got Talent.

by Anonymousreply 4206/14/2013

I'm so happy its not someone I dated...

by Anonymousreply 4306/14/2013

Is that Diana Ross' wig he's sporting??

by Anonymousreply 4406/14/2013

he looks like he stinks - BAD.

when he was dangling his ass over the escalator, i thought he was going to poop. same thing when they were 'cuffing him.

that would have been the icing on the cake.

by Anonymousreply 4506/14/2013

For R28 and R39!

by Anonymousreply 4606/14/2013

I wanna punch that Asian girl.

by Anonymousreply 4706/14/2013

[quote]I have lived in bigger cities than NY or SF bay area and never used public transport. Car services and drivers are far more civilized mode of transport.

Well, smell you lord high prince Douchebag! Not everyone can afford a "driver" or "car services." But you knew that, didn't you?

by Anonymousreply 4806/15/2013

I thought that was one of the worst parts,r28-to kick an obviously mentally ill man? Not good...

by Anonymousreply 4906/15/2013

OH MY GOD HE WENT AFTER A WOMAN!!!!! A WOMAN!!!!!! That does it!

by Anonymousreply 5006/15/2013

You SEE? You SEE?!! Not EVERY man MANSCAPES!!

by Anonymousreply 5106/15/2013

Ewww, he looks uncut.

by Anonymousreply 5206/15/2013

another link-

by Anonymousreply 5306/15/2013

I'm not entirely sure that isn't Amanda Bynes.

by Anonymousreply 5406/15/2013

Amanda Byne's dick is much smaller than that.

by Anonymousreply 5506/15/2013

He got fired from the circus.

Clownsnotbombs terminated its relationship with Yeiner Perez immediately upon hearing about the May 10th, 2013 incident at the 16th Street BART station. Clownsnotbombs opposes all forms of violence and we are shocked and saddened by Mr. Perez’s behavior. To our knowledge, Mr. Perez never exhibited this type of behavior previously and this episode came as a complete surprise to us. Our hearts go out to those who were impacted by this incident and Mr. Perez himself. We believe Mr. Perez has a medical issue and hope that he receives the medical help that he needs.

by Anonymousreply 5606/15/2013

Mentally ill my ass! That dude was on the pipe.

by Anonymousreply 5706/15/2013

FYI- Here's a video of this clown performing at Carnivale 2 weeks after this incident. Business as usual in SF.

by Anonymousreply 5806/15/2013

Yep. That's him. I recognize those flips!

by Anonymousreply 5906/15/2013

I would have knocked the guy out with one punch. Hi-yah! Why did anyone not beat on the dude? People are such cowards, it's unbelievable. I'd have grabbed him by the hair and thrown his sorry ass onto the 3rd rail. This loser is just taking up valuable space and air.

by Anonymousreply 6006/15/2013

Okay... if anyone were to chase me like that.... I'd put them in a kimura and they'd be at the hospital with their arm broken at the shoulder.

by Anonymousreply 6106/15/2013

That Asian woman is not exactly good under pressure.

by Anonymousreply 6206/15/2013

R60 = Mark Wahlberg

by Anonymousreply 6306/15/2013

The funniest thing is watching those two fat cops trying to handcuff him. How useless are those two?

by Anonymousreply 6406/15/2013

Wow

by Anonymousreply 6506/15/2013

UPDATE: Bianca on our Facebook timeline gives us a more complete version of the story…

Wasn’t that “amusing” as you are despicting it. Just saying. Just left 16 and Mission Bart station and as I was approching the ticket exit, a completely naked man with his penis hard was backing a woman coming from work I assume against a wall and he threw her down to the ground.

Someone tried to stop him and he ended up throwing the guy to the ground and then got on the ticket exit/entrance thing and squatted over for everyone to see his anus and then and then and then….. the point is that no one could control the situation and then he started going after an older man and had him by the neck.

He was obviously on PCP since he was so strong and out of it ( i think???)) wtf! Everyone ran out and no one could help. I heard “the police were on their way” but we all ended up getting out of there. I didn’t stick around. Thank god my kids weren’t with me. Sad world and fucked up people. Fuck 16th/Mission Bart. At your own risk!

by Anonymousreply 6606/15/2013

I think he's tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 6706/15/2013

the part 2 video - he has a great body and a nice cock. Love it.

by Anonymousreply 6806/15/2013

[r66]

LMFAO

"squatted over for everyone to see his anus"

AKA

Presenting his hole ....he was flipping too fast for surprise anal ...

by Anonymousreply 6906/15/2013

J'adore R46 ....

by Anonymousreply 7006/15/2013

Why the hate for the asian girl? She was accosted by strong naked man, and she seems pretty slight. She ended up falling down, and he approached her at least twice and got his hands on her. We can't see in the video what happens when they go behind that one thing (where the maintenance guy first comes over). He could have done anything quickly, grabbed her breast, put his hand on her vagina or anything. It wasn't just some guy acting freaky, he really violated her there, however briefly.

by Anonymousreply 7106/15/2013

just another day in Paradise

by Anonymousreply 7206/15/2013

I spy someone in the second clip that will be losing their job on Monday!

by Anonymousreply 7306/15/2013

Who, r73?

by Anonymousreply 7406/15/2013

R60 = Biggest DL Lunatic of the Week

by Anonymousreply 7506/15/2013

I thought you had to pay a premium fare on BART for entertainment.

by Anonymousreply 7606/15/2013

He looks like Reggie Watts!

Reggie's crazy, but not THAT crazy!

by Anonymousreply 7706/15/2013

R74. In an industry where image is worth its weight in gold, and we pay our employees to maintain that image, I do not expect to see an employee riding public transport.

by Anonymousreply 7806/15/2013

There is something wrong with his eyes in the mug shot.

Some of his ex-coworkers are speculating that he had a stroke days before the subway stunt.

by Anonymousreply 7906/15/2013

Oh boys, Mamma would have that circus perform under her big tent all night along!

by Anonymousreply 8006/15/2013

That guy's hair looks awful. He needs a good conditioner.

I was thinking that R40, that the BART worker was just looking for some days off. Lazy fucker! He was fine.

by Anonymousreply 8106/15/2013

Is this the BART station where the human shit on the escalators is so bad that they can't be used most of the time?

I remember reading a SFGATE story how human crap is so prevalent on BART escalators that they are always down for repair and it needs to be scraped off the mechanics of the escalators all the time.

SF seems like such an insufferable mess.

by Anonymousreply 8206/15/2013

Yummy.

by Anonymousreply 8306/15/2013

Where's the mug shot?

by Anonymousreply 8406/15/2013

Oh yeah!

by Anonymousreply 8506/15/2013

How dare you all accuse him of being "on Something"!?!

by Anonymousreply 8606/15/2013

The 16th Street BART station has always been a dangerous sewer. I am surprised this even caught any passenger's attention.

by Anonymousreply 8706/15/2013

The noise the lady made after that guy kicked him cracked me up. "Ooops!"

by Anonymousreply 8806/16/2013

HUGE COCK! YUM!

by Anonymousreply 8906/16/2013

[quote]Who, [R73]?

R73 means the naked guy.

by Anonymousreply 9006/16/2013

R90. I most certainly do not. We expect our employees to maintain an image. To find out one of them is clearly falsifying expenses for a car service while using public transport is going to cost them their job. I'm salivating as I have been dreaming of firing this person.

These are the days that make life worth living.

by Anonymousreply 9106/16/2013

Looked to me like the guy with the bike just put his foot on his ass. Didn't kick him.

by Anonymousreply 9206/16/2013

That's San Francisco for you.

Land of crazy, fucked-up vagabonds that will confront and attack you in public. (Although usually they're homeless.)

by Anonymousreply 9306/16/2013

[quote][R90]. I most certainly do not. We expect our employees to maintain an image. To find out one of them is clearly falsifying expenses for a car service while using public transport is going to cost them their job. I'm salivating as I have been dreaming of firing this person.

Then state who the fuck you mean. No one has time to play your stupid guessing games.

by Anonymousreply 9406/16/2013

When not having drug-induced or trauma-related psychosis, the guy was hot and handsome. Some sites report that he had seizures and what appeared to be a stroke at some point in the past. Wonder if it could be related to a brain tumor or head trauma from his acrobatics rather than drugs or plain old schizophrenia.

by Anonymousreply 9506/17/2013

I'd have been running toward him.

by Anonymousreply 9606/17/2013

I've been in SF visiting this weekend. My buddy went down to get us some coffee this morning and he came across this porn star sexy naked guy standing on the sidewalk in the Castro at 8 am blitzed out of his mind, maybe bath salts, more likely a 3-day tweaker. He had a huge cock. He then proceeded to put on a pair of jeans and pull them part way up, wagging his dick around. He had "cheek holes" cut out of the back of his jeans.

Sorry I missed that.

I had dinner and walked a friend down to that BART stop tonight. It was kind of freaky.

by Anonymousreply 9706/17/2013

I live two stations away. I avoid 16th and Mission, mostly because of stray bullets. The BART guy is a hero. Give him his three days off; he earned it.

Yes, that was most definitely bath salts or meth. I would have ignored him, then would have called the cops. You have to say it's a fire or an act of terrorism to get them to come. "Violent, naked, crazy person" does not gain much attention in San Francisco.

I grew up a few blocks away and have been in psychotherapy ever since.

What's worse is that Bath Salts Guy is likely a relative or neighbor or fuck buddy. Will probably sit next to him in my next rehab. Will bum him smokes. "So, you were that naked BART Guy who did the cartwheels!". "I'm the Coit Tower Shooter... let's meet for coffee after the next group session!".

I cry like a baby whenever I have to come home from vacation. Oh, but it's the best City in the world, right?

by Anonymousreply 9806/17/2013

Awwww. He's going to get deported.

by Anonymousreply 9906/17/2013

The biggest problem with all of the videos is the narration. This is some high time funny shit.

WHERE IS THE HONEY BADGER NARRATOR WHEN YOU NEED HIM???????

by Anonymousreply 10006/17/2013

r98, you have mental health issues.

by Anonymousreply 10106/17/2013

Deportation?!

See, this is why we need immigration reform, folks. Ass like that is world-class; we should be bidding to our shores, not deporting it.

This is why we are in decline.

by Anonymousreply 10206/17/2013

So handsome when he's not high.. damn.

by Anonymousreply 10306/17/2013

lots of hair

by Anonymousreply 10406/17/2013

.

by Anonymousreply 10506/17/2013

Gross!

by Anonymousreply 10606/18/2013

Since when are penis vids allowed on YouTube?

by Anonymousreply 10706/18/2013

That article that was linked about this guy being deported came from a local SF CBS affiliate. And yet was filled with anti-SF (which is essentially anti-gay) comments. It makes me wonder if far right psychos just troll every corner of the Internet, or if they were really locals.

by Anonymousreply 10806/18/2013

[quote]Some of his ex-coworkers are speculating that he had a stroke days before the subway stunt.

What a coincidence. I had a good long stroke myself after checking out his, um, assets.

by Anonymousreply 10906/19/2013
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