It's probably a typical daily occurrence in that city, but I thought I'd post it just the same... This particular exhibitionist has both a nice, uncut dick and a bubble butt.
Circus Performer Gets Naked And Wild In San Francisco Subway
|by Anonymous||reply 109||06/19/2013|
He's got a great ass, I'll say that.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/14/2013|
Limber, ain't he?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/14/2013|
Agreed, R1. I would rim that beautiful ass, and suck that ripe, uncut wang.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/14/2013|
He is attacking people violently, terrifying them, and most likely on PCP.
What exactly do you love about him, r4?
Oh, he's got a nice body, so he gets a pass for attacking innocent people in a drug induced rage.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/14/2013|
He looks like the Wild Man from Borneo with that hair-do.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/14/2013|
The is no such thing as the Wild Man from Borneo, Spanky. I saw to it that he has become an unperson.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/14/2013|
Why do people not know how to take video with their phone? Turn the phone sideways, people!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/14/2013|
Love and the American way
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/14/2013|
He obviously was on something, but still has a great ass.
Luckily for him, he did not get killed.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/14/2013|
I love him because he does the bicycle.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/14/2013|
Broadway queens: Isn't there supposed to be a revival of Barnum? Voila!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/14/2013|
"a nice, uncut dick"
There is no such thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/14/2013|
What R14 said.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/14/2013|
Could be bath salts. That makes people strip and terrorise people in public.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/14/2013|
Hilarious how people just walk by like nothing is happening.
Security is useless in this place. And probably not nice for other lunatics to know that the glass of that station is easily shattered, which is bizarre to me that a station would not have tougher glass.
And yes, he has a beautiful body.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/14/2013|
That crying girl is annoying. Ok, sweets, you are OK. Please, please stop the wailing and sobbing. I know she was scared shitless but still. SHUT UP and help out here, okay? You are OKAY!
And the guy doing the video is annoying as hell, too. GURL! The guy did not have any weapons on him so WTF is everyone so terrified of?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/14/2013|
Wish this would happen on the Metro, but DC's just too stodgy for the everyday public nudity SF takes for granted.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/14/2013|
He was on bath slats for sure.
Thank god he didn't end up reaping someone's face or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/14/2013|
I wonder what would happen if someone grabs the naked guy and gives him a blow job right there.
That's the video worth seeing.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/14/2013|
Why the fuck do people use public transport?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/14/2013|
Did the BART cops just leave after killing that innocent kid?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/14/2013|
R22 To get from one place to another.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/14/2013|
r22, how do you get from place to place? People in big cities use things like subways. Idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/14/2013|
[quote]I love him because he does the bicycle.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/14/2013|
Why are you so sex phobic r6?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/14/2013|
The best part is when the guy with the bicycle kicks him.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/14/2013|
Since he is not in the US legally, next on the agenda is deportation.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/14/2013|
Here's part two - more hilarity ensues..
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/14/2013|
R25. I have lived in bigger cities than NY or SF bay area and never used public transport. Car services and drivers are far more civilized mode of transport.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/14/2013|
[quote]Car services and drivers are far more civilized mode of transport.
[italic]far more civilized...[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/14/2013|
Is that one of the Kardashians? It seems they all want attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/14/2013|
Baby (asian women who runs into ticket booth cried) cried the day the circus came to town.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/14/2013|
Here it is - FIXED for R37 and R9
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/14/2013|
Oh lord sweet baby Jaysus ....I laughed my ass off at this ....the guy with the bike kicking him was outrageous
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/14/2013|
I give the BART worker in blue credit for being the only one protecting others and stepping up, but did you hear him say " Im going to file an assault charge on his ass (mumble) get my three days off".
WTF do BART workers get 3 days off if they get assaulted? If youre hurt, I get it. But this guy was clearly not ....
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/14/2013|
Is that his own hair or is he wearing a wig from the Sheri Sheppard collection?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/14/2013|
Now there's a fellow I'd like to see on America's Got Talent.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/14/2013|
I'm so happy its not someone I dated...
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/14/2013|
Is that Diana Ross' wig he's sporting??
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/14/2013|
he looks like he stinks - BAD.
when he was dangling his ass over the escalator, i thought he was going to poop. same thing when they were 'cuffing him.
that would have been the icing on the cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/14/2013|
For R28 and R39!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/14/2013|
I wanna punch that Asian girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/14/2013|
[quote]I have lived in bigger cities than NY or SF bay area and never used public transport. Car services and drivers are far more civilized mode of transport.
Well, smell you lord high prince Douchebag! Not everyone can afford a "driver" or "car services." But you knew that, didn't you?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/15/2013|
I thought that was one of the worst parts,r28-to kick an obviously mentally ill man? Not good...
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/15/2013|
OH MY GOD HE WENT AFTER A WOMAN!!!!! A WOMAN!!!!!! That does it!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/15/2013|
You SEE? You SEE?!! Not EVERY man MANSCAPES!!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/15/2013|
Ewww, he looks uncut.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/15/2013|
I'm not entirely sure that isn't Amanda Bynes.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/15/2013|
Amanda Byne's dick is much smaller than that.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/15/2013|
He got fired from the circus.
Clownsnotbombs terminated its relationship with Yeiner Perez immediately upon hearing about the May 10th, 2013 incident at the 16th Street BART station. Clownsnotbombs opposes all forms of violence and we are shocked and saddened by Mr. Perez’s behavior. To our knowledge, Mr. Perez never exhibited this type of behavior previously and this episode came as a complete surprise to us. Our hearts go out to those who were impacted by this incident and Mr. Perez himself. We believe Mr. Perez has a medical issue and hope that he receives the medical help that he needs.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/15/2013|
Mentally ill my ass! That dude was on the pipe.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/15/2013|
FYI- Here's a video of this clown performing at Carnivale 2 weeks after this incident. Business as usual in SF.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/15/2013|
Yep. That's him. I recognize those flips!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/15/2013|
I would have knocked the guy out with one punch. Hi-yah! Why did anyone not beat on the dude? People are such cowards, it's unbelievable. I'd have grabbed him by the hair and thrown his sorry ass onto the 3rd rail. This loser is just taking up valuable space and air.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/15/2013|
Okay... if anyone were to chase me like that.... I'd put them in a kimura and they'd be at the hospital with their arm broken at the shoulder.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/15/2013|
That Asian woman is not exactly good under pressure.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/15/2013|
R60 = Mark Wahlberg
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/15/2013|
The funniest thing is watching those two fat cops trying to handcuff him. How useless are those two?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/15/2013|
UPDATE: Bianca on our Facebook timeline gives us a more complete version of the story…
Wasn’t that “amusing” as you are despicting it. Just saying. Just left 16 and Mission Bart station and as I was approching the ticket exit, a completely naked man with his penis hard was backing a woman coming from work I assume against a wall and he threw her down to the ground.
Someone tried to stop him and he ended up throwing the guy to the ground and then got on the ticket exit/entrance thing and squatted over for everyone to see his anus and then and then and then….. the point is that no one could control the situation and then he started going after an older man and had him by the neck.
He was obviously on PCP since he was so strong and out of it ( i think???)) wtf! Everyone ran out and no one could help. I heard “the police were on their way” but we all ended up getting out of there. I didn’t stick around. Thank god my kids weren’t with me. Sad world and fucked up people. Fuck 16th/Mission Bart. At your own risk!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/15/2013|
I think he's tremendous!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/15/2013|
the part 2 video - he has a great body and a nice cock. Love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/15/2013|
"squatted over for everyone to see his anus"
Presenting his hole ....he was flipping too fast for surprise anal ...
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/15/2013|
J'adore R46 ....
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/15/2013|
Why the hate for the asian girl? She was accosted by strong naked man, and she seems pretty slight. She ended up falling down, and he approached her at least twice and got his hands on her. We can't see in the video what happens when they go behind that one thing (where the maintenance guy first comes over). He could have done anything quickly, grabbed her breast, put his hand on her vagina or anything. It wasn't just some guy acting freaky, he really violated her there, however briefly.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/15/2013|
just another day in Paradise
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/15/2013|
I spy someone in the second clip that will be losing their job on Monday!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/15/2013|
R60 = Biggest DL Lunatic of the Week
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/15/2013|
I thought you had to pay a premium fare on BART for entertainment.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/15/2013|
He looks like Reggie Watts!
Reggie's crazy, but not THAT crazy!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/15/2013|
R74. In an industry where image is worth its weight in gold, and we pay our employees to maintain that image, I do not expect to see an employee riding public transport.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/15/2013|
There is something wrong with his eyes in the mug shot.
Some of his ex-coworkers are speculating that he had a stroke days before the subway stunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/15/2013|
Oh boys, Mamma would have that circus perform under her big tent all night along!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/15/2013|
That guy's hair looks awful. He needs a good conditioner.
I was thinking that R40, that the BART worker was just looking for some days off. Lazy fucker! He was fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||06/15/2013|
Is this the BART station where the human shit on the escalators is so bad that they can't be used most of the time?
I remember reading a SFGATE story how human crap is so prevalent on BART escalators that they are always down for repair and it needs to be scraped off the mechanics of the escalators all the time.
SF seems like such an insufferable mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/15/2013|
Where's the mug shot?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/15/2013|
How dare you all accuse him of being "on Something"!?!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/15/2013|
The 16th Street BART station has always been a dangerous sewer. I am surprised this even caught any passenger's attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/15/2013|
The noise the lady made after that guy kicked him cracked me up. "Ooops!"
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/16/2013|
HUGE COCK! YUM!
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/16/2013|
R73 means the naked guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/16/2013|
R90. I most certainly do not. We expect our employees to maintain an image. To find out one of them is clearly falsifying expenses for a car service while using public transport is going to cost them their job. I'm salivating as I have been dreaming of firing this person.
These are the days that make life worth living.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/16/2013|
Looked to me like the guy with the bike just put his foot on his ass. Didn't kick him.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/16/2013|
That's San Francisco for you.
Land of crazy, fucked-up vagabonds that will confront and attack you in public. (Although usually they're homeless.)
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/16/2013|
[quote][R90]. I most certainly do not. We expect our employees to maintain an image. To find out one of them is clearly falsifying expenses for a car service while using public transport is going to cost them their job. I'm salivating as I have been dreaming of firing this person.
Then state who the fuck you mean. No one has time to play your stupid guessing games.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/16/2013|
When not having drug-induced or trauma-related psychosis, the guy was hot and handsome. Some sites report that he had seizures and what appeared to be a stroke at some point in the past. Wonder if it could be related to a brain tumor or head trauma from his acrobatics rather than drugs or plain old schizophrenia.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/17/2013|
I'd have been running toward him.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||06/17/2013|
I've been in SF visiting this weekend. My buddy went down to get us some coffee this morning and he came across this porn star sexy naked guy standing on the sidewalk in the Castro at 8 am blitzed out of his mind, maybe bath salts, more likely a 3-day tweaker. He had a huge cock. He then proceeded to put on a pair of jeans and pull them part way up, wagging his dick around. He had "cheek holes" cut out of the back of his jeans.
Sorry I missed that.
I had dinner and walked a friend down to that BART stop tonight. It was kind of freaky.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||06/17/2013|
I live two stations away. I avoid 16th and Mission, mostly because of stray bullets. The BART guy is a hero. Give him his three days off; he earned it.
Yes, that was most definitely bath salts or meth. I would have ignored him, then would have called the cops. You have to say it's a fire or an act of terrorism to get them to come. "Violent, naked, crazy person" does not gain much attention in San Francisco.
I grew up a few blocks away and have been in psychotherapy ever since.
What's worse is that Bath Salts Guy is likely a relative or neighbor or fuck buddy. Will probably sit next to him in my next rehab. Will bum him smokes. "So, you were that naked BART Guy who did the cartwheels!". "I'm the Coit Tower Shooter... let's meet for coffee after the next group session!".
I cry like a baby whenever I have to come home from vacation. Oh, but it's the best City in the world, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||06/17/2013|
Awwww. He's going to get deported.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||06/17/2013|
The biggest problem with all of the videos is the narration. This is some high time funny shit.
WHERE IS THE HONEY BADGER NARRATOR WHEN YOU NEED HIM???????
|by Anonymous||reply 100||06/17/2013|
r98, you have mental health issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||06/17/2013|
See, this is why we need immigration reform, folks. Ass like that is world-class; we should be bidding to our shores, not deporting it.
This is why we are in decline.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||06/17/2013|
So handsome when he's not high.. damn.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||06/17/2013|
lots of hair
|by Anonymous||reply 104||06/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 105||06/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 106||06/18/2013|
Since when are penis vids allowed on YouTube?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||06/18/2013|
That article that was linked about this guy being deported came from a local SF CBS affiliate. And yet was filled with anti-SF (which is essentially anti-gay) comments. It makes me wonder if far right psychos just troll every corner of the Internet, or if they were really locals.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||06/18/2013|
[quote]Some of his ex-coworkers are speculating that he had a stroke days before the subway stunt.
What a coincidence. I had a good long stroke myself after checking out his, um, assets.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||06/19/2013|