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Workman Sustains Mysterious Head Injury At GOOP'S House

The article is scant on details so we'll have to make them up.

Please answer one or both of the following:

What did she do to him?

Why did she do it?

by The Daily Failreply 1506/28/2013

She probably bored the guy into a coma

by The Daily Failreply 106/13/2013

It was an accident.

Here is a picture of ME!

by The Daily Failreply 206/13/2013

He was not using an organically raised free range hammer.

So she hit him over the head with and then set the hammer free.

by The Daily Failreply 306/13/2013

This is all Chris's fault. He should follow the rules more often. Workman wasn't supposed to be working on Chris to begin with.

by The Daily Failreply 406/13/2013

He didn't bow to her, so she made him.

by The Daily Failreply 506/13/2013

Chris Martin's blowjob technique made him faint, it was just a bump on the head.

by The Daily Failreply 606/13/2013

He bypassed the tradesmen's entrance and dared enter by the front door. An appalled Gwyneth lobbed him on the head with a Mario Batali by Dansk™ 9" Enameled Cast-Iron Square Baker in 'Persimmon'.

by The Daily Failreply 706/13/2013

Apple was just playing, shaking the ladder he was standing on, you know - playing. He had the NERVE to tell her "No". MY child, my precious baby, and that foul pleb spoke to her.

So I smashed his head in with my Oscar.

by The Daily Failreply 806/13/2013

Goop hit him with a frying pan when she caught Chris being fucked into the couch by the worker.

There is no way she would let anyone have sex on the couch.

by The Daily Failreply 906/13/2013

Clearly he banged a hammer against his skull in response to Gwen being insufferable.

It's only "mysterious" because people usually don't suspect such an injury is self-inflicted.

by The Daily Failreply 1006/13/2013

Waiting for the lawsuits to come in.

by The Daily Failreply 1106/14/2013

She started telling him what he should eat and why, so of course he had to bang his head against the wall a few dozen times.

by The Daily Failreply 1206/14/2013

I just felt like killing a man. Because I can!!!!

by The Daily Failreply 1306/14/2013

He was [bold]asking[/bold] for it.

by The Daily Failreply 1406/28/2013

She caught him trying on her pink dress.

by The Daily Failreply 1506/28/2013
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