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Edward Snowden's Neck Mole here. Any questions?

I have the answers and know the questions before you even type them.

by Anonymousreply 3801/02/2014

I'd fuck the mole right off of him.

by Anonymousreply 106/13/2013

He needs to yank it out by the root using some needle-nose pliers.

I'll do it and then run from his spurting mole-y blood. Moles bleed a lot, right?

by Anonymousreply 206/13/2013

You are never alone, Neck Mole. There are always others just like you.

by Anonymousreply 306/13/2013

Are you an M&M?

by Anonymousreply 406/13/2013

Do you actually know how disgusting you look? Why don't you do that fool a favor, and just fall off?

Is Edward actually afraid of you, not the US government?

If Edward is extradited to the US, can you stay behind in HK? I would.

by Anonymousreply 506/13/2013

R4, I am more of a dark caper and just as bitter.

by Anonymousreply 606/13/2013

R5, yes, but have you taken a look at yourself lately? Edward has looked at your Facebook page, and let's just say, switch to MySpace so no one will ever see you again, not even the NSA. Just fall off cyberspace yourself.

Yes, he should be afraid of me. I'm pre-cancerous.

I can stay behind in Hong Kong. Edward knows of a guy in Kowloon who can cut me off and give me permanent residency for five dollah, Hong Kong.

by Anonymousreply 706/13/2013

Looks more like a skin tag

by Anonymousreply 806/13/2013

Neck Mole, are you really his second head which is just beginning to grow and is only in bud form?

by Anonymousreply 906/13/2013

It is not a mole; it is an inconspicuous recording/locating chip.

by Anonymousreply 1006/13/2013

It's too bad his security clearance has been revoked or I'm sure he'd enjoy reading all these threads about himself.

He seems to generally think he's a pretty cool dude.

But he sure does like to talk about how everything he does in life to get hot chicks. Almost seems like he's trying to sell that too hard.

by Anonymousreply 1106/13/2013

How much has the neck mole seen?

by Anonymousreply 1206/13/2013

R9, I am his third head. The second one, while used more often, is pencil thin.

by Anonymousreply 1306/13/2013

R12, I have seen more than most moles. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, when Edward decides to take up the offer of the guy in Kowloon and has me snipped off. Time to die.

by Anonymousreply 1406/13/2013

Where are you Neck Mole?

by Anonymousreply 1506/14/2013

In the words of the immortal Austin Powers, "Mole .... Mole .... MOLEY, MOLEY, MOLEY, MOLEY

by Anonymousreply 1606/17/2013

Meesa back! Ask away.

by Anonymousreply 1706/17/2013

Neck Mole, did you go to Russia with Ed?

by Anonymousreply 1806/23/2013

Think of me more like ... a third nipple. On his neck.

by Anonymousreply 1906/23/2013

Mole or no mole, Edward Snowden is fucking ugly.

by Anonymousreply 2006/24/2013

I actually think he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 2106/24/2013

A pimple is not a mole

by Anonymousreply 2206/24/2013

I'll be looking at the mole, but thinking of you...

by Anonymousreply 2306/24/2013

Anybody for some mole sauce?

by Anonymousreply 2406/24/2013

I'm sick and tired of your getting all the fucking attention.

by Anonymousreply 2506/25/2013

I am here in Moscow with Ed. The guy in Kowloon did not snip me off. Ed did not offer enough dollar. Information not good; he want dollar. A lot of Russians also have giant moles. I'm in good company.

by Anonymousreply 2606/27/2013

Have you told Edward which asylum destination you've selected for you both? What happens if he wants Ecuador but you've chosen Tchad or Vanuatu?

If your host body pisses you off, will you turn state's evidence against it?

Are you Libertarian too?

by Anonymousreply 2706/27/2013

Madamen Wen, anybody, HELP ME! I'm stuck in Moscow. I'm stuck to Edward's neck. I know he's going to end up in some hell hole prison in Colorado or some other barbaric place that the U.S. props up for oil. Wasn't Dynasty filmed in Colorado? It's just another oil sheikdom for the benefit of imperialist America. I want asylum in some mole hill in a warm, relaxed place. Help?

by Anonymousreply 2807/04/2013

What's going to happen when the Russian government finds out that Snowden is gay?

by Anonymousreply 2901/02/2014

Edward Snowden is hot. I'd love to suck his cock, lick his ass, and fuck his tight hole.

by Anonymousreply 3001/02/2014

The Jonas Brothers are full of moles too. And Zac Efron has FOUR extra nipples. They look like moles but they're actually nipples, right on the milk line.

by Anonymousreply 3101/02/2014

The only thing propping up Snowden's image is his fine head of hair. The US should send a hair assassin to render him bald, then he would just be another pasty white boy and the mole would dominate.

by Anonymousreply 3201/02/2014

You stink of fear, Neck Mole. You stink of fear and that cheap Russian lotion.

by Anonymousreply 3301/02/2014

[quote]And Zac Efron has FOUR extra nipples. They look like moles but they're actually nipples, right on the milk line.


by Anonymousreply 3401/02/2014

If he really wanted to hide his identity he'd get the ugly thing removed. Just soak that hussy with apple cider vinegar for a week until it falls off!

by Anonymousreply 3501/02/2014

Is he seeing anyone?

by Anonymousreply 3601/02/2014

Are moles directly related to penis size???

by Anonymousreply 3701/02/2014

Don't be scurred, Edward Snowden's Neck Mole @R28. Think strategically. It is time for drastic action.

Ask Josh Hartnett's Neck Mole if it would like a big brother or sister. Then approach Josh about a transnational adoption.

You will eclipse the Romney baby in no time. Moleless Edward will Rumplestiktskin himself in jealousy.

by Anonymousreply 3801/02/2014
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