I have the answers and know the questions before you even type them.
Edward Snowden's Neck Mole here. Any questions?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/02/2014|
I'd fuck the mole right off of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/13/2013|
He needs to yank it out by the root using some needle-nose pliers.
I'll do it and then run from his spurting mole-y blood. Moles bleed a lot, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/13/2013|
You are never alone, Neck Mole. There are always others just like you.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/13/2013|
Are you an M&M?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/13/2013|
Do you actually know how disgusting you look? Why don't you do that fool a favor, and just fall off?
Is Edward actually afraid of you, not the US government?
If Edward is extradited to the US, can you stay behind in HK? I would.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/13/2013|
R4, I am more of a dark caper and just as bitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/13/2013|
R5, yes, but have you taken a look at yourself lately? Edward has looked at your Facebook page, and let's just say, switch to MySpace so no one will ever see you again, not even the NSA. Just fall off cyberspace yourself.
Yes, he should be afraid of me. I'm pre-cancerous.
I can stay behind in Hong Kong. Edward knows of a guy in Kowloon who can cut me off and give me permanent residency for five dollah, Hong Kong.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/13/2013|
Looks more like a skin tag
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/13/2013|
Neck Mole, are you really his second head which is just beginning to grow and is only in bud form?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/13/2013|
It is not a mole; it is an inconspicuous recording/locating chip.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/13/2013|
It's too bad his security clearance has been revoked or I'm sure he'd enjoy reading all these threads about himself.
He seems to generally think he's a pretty cool dude.
But he sure does like to talk about how everything he does in life to get hot chicks. Almost seems like he's trying to sell that too hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/13/2013|
How much has the neck mole seen?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/13/2013|
R9, I am his third head. The second one, while used more often, is pencil thin.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/13/2013|
R12, I have seen more than most moles. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, when Edward decides to take up the offer of the guy in Kowloon and has me snipped off. Time to die.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/13/2013|
Where are you Neck Mole?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/14/2013|
In the words of the immortal Austin Powers, "Mole .... Mole .... MOLEY, MOLEY, MOLEY, MOLEY
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/17/2013|
Meesa back! Ask away.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/17/2013|
Neck Mole, did you go to Russia with Ed?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/23/2013|
Think of me more like ... a third nipple. On his neck.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/23/2013|
Mole or no mole, Edward Snowden is fucking ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/24/2013|
I actually think he's hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/24/2013|
A pimple is not a mole
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/24/2013|
I'll be looking at the mole, but thinking of you...
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/24/2013|
Anybody for some mole sauce?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/24/2013|
I'm sick and tired of your getting all the fucking attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/25/2013|
I am here in Moscow with Ed. The guy in Kowloon did not snip me off. Ed did not offer enough dollar. Information not good; he want dollar. A lot of Russians also have giant moles. I'm in good company.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/27/2013|
Have you told Edward which asylum destination you've selected for you both? What happens if he wants Ecuador but you've chosen Tchad or Vanuatu?
If your host body pisses you off, will you turn state's evidence against it?
Are you Libertarian too?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/27/2013|
Madamen Wen, anybody, HELP ME! I'm stuck in Moscow. I'm stuck to Edward's neck. I know he's going to end up in some hell hole prison in Colorado or some other barbaric place that the U.S. props up for oil. Wasn't Dynasty filmed in Colorado? It's just another oil sheikdom for the benefit of imperialist America. I want asylum in some mole hill in a warm, relaxed place. Help?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/04/2013|
What's going to happen when the Russian government finds out that Snowden is gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/02/2014|
Edward Snowden is hot. I'd love to suck his cock, lick his ass, and fuck his tight hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/02/2014|
The Jonas Brothers are full of moles too. And Zac Efron has FOUR extra nipples. They look like moles but they're actually nipples, right on the milk line.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/02/2014|
The only thing propping up Snowden's image is his fine head of hair. The US should send a hair assassin to render him bald, then he would just be another pasty white boy and the mole would dominate.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/02/2014|
You stink of fear, Neck Mole. You stink of fear and that cheap Russian lotion.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/02/2014|
[quote]And Zac Efron has FOUR extra nipples. They look like moles but they're actually nipples, right on the milk line.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/02/2014|
If he really wanted to hide his identity he'd get the ugly thing removed. Just soak that hussy with apple cider vinegar for a week until it falls off!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/02/2014|
Is he seeing anyone?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/02/2014|
Are moles directly related to penis size???
|by Anonymous||reply 37||01/02/2014|
Don't be scurred, Edward Snowden's Neck Mole @R28. Think strategically. It is time for drastic action.
Ask Josh Hartnett's Neck Mole if it would like a big brother or sister. Then approach Josh about a transnational adoption.
You will eclipse the Romney baby in no time. Moleless Edward will Rumplestiktskin himself in jealousy.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/02/2014|