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Lens Dunham... should she play Sally Bowles?

I think she could.

by Anonymousreply 2801/15/2015

More like Sally Bowels.

by Anonymousreply 106/13/2013

She could play the gorilla in "If You Could See Her Through My Eyes".

by Anonymousreply 206/13/2013

She should portray a NYC subway sweeper, that's more her style. Which is exactly the type of job she'd have if it weren't for her wealthy artist parents, her showbiz connections and the delusional Judd Apatow who relentlessly pushed this human potato on the public.

She looks mentally slow.

by Anonymousreply 306/13/2013

Wow! You guys are harsh! LMAO!!!!

by Anonymousreply 406/13/2013

I've decided. I cannot stand Lena Dunham. I have seen her at various awards shows since she has been enjoying so much success, and I am so disgusted with her physical appearance it brings me to the brink of tears. the rounded shoulders, poor posture, the weight, the lack of anything resembling muscle tone, the horrible fashion choices, the unkempt look, disheveled, messy hair, sheeeesh! I could go on, but I get to agittah.

by Anonymousreply 506/13/2013

Yes. She looks like a fat, German whore.

by Anonymousreply 606/13/2013

Liza's pickled stools have more talent than this sack of meat ever will.

by Anonymousreply 706/13/2013

Maybe in the Bayonne Thespian Society production.

by Anonymousreply 806/13/2013

No, no, a thousand times no, OP.

Once her unfortunate program runs its course, there is no need for Ms. Dunham to do anything else. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 906/13/2013

She really should just kill herself.

by Anonymousreply 1006/13/2013

Someone at the E! Channel might agree. Liza posted a screen cap showing Lens and DL fave Andrew Rannells identified as "Liza Minelli & guest" on the Golden Globes Red Carpet.

by Anonymousreply 1101/13/2015

Lena Dunham cannot do this ever:

by Anonymousreply 1201/13/2015

She should play Susan Boyle - Before I was famous.

by Anonymousreply 1301/13/2015

In her case, "Don't Tell Mama" would be a whispered command to her baby sister as Lens explores her vagine, and "Mein Herr" would refer to her armpits.

by Anonymousreply 1401/13/2015

She should have been Peter Pan in that NBC mess instead of the talentless Allison Williams.

The thought of Lena in tights has me rolling.

by Anonymousreply 1501/13/2015

Sally Rolls

by Anonymousreply 1601/13/2015

Mein damen und herren... BUMP.

by Anonymousreply 1701/14/2015

Unsettling... this role should be reserved for Miss Loretta Switt!

by Anonymousreply 1801/14/2015

She could only play Ernst Rohm.

by Anonymousreply 1901/14/2015

Lindsay Lohan should play Sally next. I'm not kidding.

by Anonymousreply 2001/15/2015

No, OP & no, R20. Bowles does not need a strong singer (see Natasha Richardson)...but the character does need a strong actress and neither Lens nor Lohan could EVAH qualify.

by Anonymousreply 2101/15/2015

She should be taking out the garbage somewhere and paid minimum wage. Her whole family and Judd Apatow, too.

by Anonymousreply 2201/15/2015

She should play Sally Struthers in a Monday night movie.

by Anonymousreply 2301/15/2015

I want to live in this thread. More! More!

by Anonymousreply 2401/15/2015

Toilet Bowles.

by Anonymousreply 2501/15/2015

That is a slap in the face to Emmy winner Sally Struthers, R23!!!

by Anonymousreply 2601/15/2015

I think she should play dead.

by Anonymousreply 2701/15/2015

No way!

by Anonymousreply 2801/15/2015
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