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Emil Jannings here.

Any Kvestions, Schweinhunde?

by Anonymousreply 706/13/2013

So, how was the denazification process?

Are you more proud of your Academy Awards or Goebbels naming you "Artist of the State".

by Anonymousreply 106/13/2013

Nutting matched zie Oscar. Nutting. Not efen dat handyob from Leni behind the Parade Vagons in Gotha. Her schpit vas like the milk uf ein Asse.


by Anonymousreply 206/13/2013

Oh. Excusse me. I vas distracted.

Denazification vas conducted by fellow Deutsche men. Uf course it vent fine. Ver-ree Eee-fish-ent.

Vee learned to play pinochle inschtead of Skat. Und vee learned not to salute mitt arms up. Zo?

by Anonymousreply 306/13/2013

What do you feel towards Marlene Dietrich, who stole The Blue Angel from right under you?

by Anonymousreply 406/13/2013

Traitorous Hunden. I vorked mitt her in Germany before her Beeg American Break. She vass a Lisbon. A voman-lickink, puschka-bumping LISBON.

by Anonymousreply 506/13/2013

Yeah, where can I get a copy of "The Way of All Flesh"?

by Anonymousreply 606/13/2013

Belle Bennett vas an incurable sex fiend. Alvays humpink mein leg behind ze furniture. Diss-GUST-ink. Und she schmelled like schmeanwurst left in ze Sun.

I haff ze ONLY COPY uff der Filme, und NO ONE iss goink to ever zee it. Flemink left in a scene vere I vass in der schwimming pool und you could zee mein trinselkin under se bright lights. Und zere vass die Schrumpfung. How you zay - Shrinkage. FUCK FLEMINK.

Zo go buy Lost Command, mein udder Oscar performance - I got ze schtatue for BOTH, dumm Kopf. Und Josef von Sternberg vass a REAL GENIUS. He schtuffed mein jodhpurs for COCK POWER in ze character.

Heil Hit - errrr. I mean auf wiedersehen.

by Anonymousreply 706/13/2013
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