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Shirley Jones: Still horny after all these years

In her new tell-all, the Partridge Family matriarch says she was very in tune with the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll lifestyle of her day. Sometimes she’d even flee the show’s set for a quickie with playboy hubby Jack Cassidy.

“At the height of ‘The Partridge Family,’ now and again Jack would pick me up from the studio in the car, then drive us into the garage adjacent to our house, where he would have intercourse with me in the backseat,” she says.

Jones also says her stepson David Cassidy was definitely his father’s son. According to the tell-all, both Cassidy men were very well endowed. “David’s brothers called him Donk, for Donkey,” she writes.

She also reminisces about exotic escapades they enjoyed “wherever and whenever we wanted,” including one go-round on the floor of a sailboat, dalliances in bathtubs and in backstage dressing rooms.

The actress and author claims her sex encounters often involved other stars, and reflects back on one crazy night in the late ’60s, after she and Jack had dinner with Anthony Newley and Joan Collins at their home.

According to Jones, Newley bragged to her and her hubby that he was in possession of a few porn flicks and suggested the four of them get naked and have a kinky movie night. Jones says she declined the invite.

The book also has a chapter about the night Jones and Jack Cassidy swung by Sammy Davis Jr.’s Beverly Hills home, where lines of cocaine were waiting on every tabletop and porn played on TV screens throughout the house.

While the ’60s may be over, the 79-year-old Jones says she isn’t done yet.

“I still want to make it clear that I believe that a woman can remain sexual right through her 70s and 80s and beyond. I am living proof of that.” Jones writes. “Despite my advanced years, that hasn’t changed a bit, although it can take longer than before for me to achieve sexual fulfillment these days.”

Well, “Come on, Get Happy,” Mrs. Partridge!

by Anonymousreply 19101/29/2015

I don't need to see that!

by Anonymousreply 206/12/2013

And this woman is a Republican?

by Anonymousreply 306/12/2013

Shirley, you jest!

by Anonymousreply 506/12/2013

I can't say anything about David, but both Patrick and Shaun hung out at the Playboy Mansion a lot... and I do mean hung.

by Anonymousreply 606/12/2013

Well, she doesn't have any class.

by Anonymousreply 706/12/2013

Really R6? Was Sean well-hung?

They became stars as I entered puberty, and the amount of time I masturbated to Sean and Parker - it is amazing I graduated grade school.

by Anonymousreply 906/12/2013

Oops, I meant Shaun, not Sean.

by Anonymousreply 1006/12/2013

At least she wrote 'intercourse.'

by Anonymousreply 1106/12/2013

Good God woman. Remember yourself.

by Anonymousreply 1206/12/2013

I had intercourse in the car, on the floor, in the bathroom, at Sammy's house ...

by Anonymousreply 1306/12/2013

I thought she possessed more class than that.

by Anonymousreply 1506/12/2013

Too bad she's not a gay man. She's be described as a "sexual adventuress" and thank god she's not hung up on heteronormative sex-negativity.

by Anonymousreply 1606/12/2013

way too much information

by Anonymousreply 1706/12/2013

R16 has it.

by Anonymousreply 1806/12/2013

I wonder what else is in there?

by Anonymousreply 1906/12/2013

She wants an active sex life? Good for her! What, you wanna see us live like in Victorian times? We did have a sexual revolution, remember?

by Anonymousreply 2006/12/2013

what about the Anthony Newley bit?

by Anonymousreply 2106/12/2013

This isn't about sex negativity - it's about publishing your every sexual encounter as an attention-seeking tactic. It's the literary equivalent of flashing your tits. .

by Anonymousreply 2206/12/2013

Did she ever do anal?

by Anonymousreply 2306/12/2013

On the Bed, on the Floor, On a Towel by the Door, in the Tub, in the Car, up against the Minibar.....

by Anonymousreply 2406/12/2013

What the fuck? She talked about the size of her stepson's cock?

SO VERY WRONG.

(I guess her biological sons weren't as lucky?)

by Anonymousreply 2506/12/2013

R1, Jack also had a massive S&M kink.

In what way is her current husband pervy? He's repulsive to look at and listen to, nothing like Jack who was very smooth.

by Anonymousreply 2606/12/2013

Wasn't Florence Henderson a ho too? I think Flo revealed in her memoir that she cheated on her husband a long time ago and got crabs or something. And then Maureen McCormick (aka Marcia) once said that Flo used to sunbathe topless with her Eve Plumb, and that Flo had a colorful vocabulary. Flo also went on a date with her TV son (Barry Williams).

by Anonymousreply 2706/13/2013

I didn't know she was that desperate for attention.

by Anonymousreply 2806/13/2013

One chaste dinner, r27. Let's not indulge our fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 2906/13/2013

YUK.

by Anonymousreply 3006/13/2013

She is a mother and a grandmother. What about the children r31?

Hmmm?

by Anonymousreply 3206/13/2013

r31

Don't know about the rest, but I am not a pearl clutcher. The use of that phrase alone suggests something on your part. You hyphenate.

It is just tacky and desperate and stupid for Shirley Jones to write this shit. Maybe the excerpt misrepresents her book. That is the best it can get.

by Anonymousreply 3306/13/2013

WW for R2!

by Anonymousreply 3406/13/2013

[quote]Good god is nothing sacred? I think I lost my lunch after reading that.

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 3506/13/2013

There is so much money to be made if the mass marketers can convince women that they are supposed to remain sexually active and alluring into their eighties.

Perhaps Jones was encouraged or even paid to claim that she is an old horndog in order to turn her book into a stealth advertisement for a thousand sex and beauty-related products.

by Anonymousreply 3606/13/2013

r27

Florence Henderson got the crabs from John Lindsay, mayor of New York.

by Anonymousreply 3706/13/2013

R36 You are far to intelligent to be on this site. Run!

by Anonymousreply 3806/13/2013

Any word of her taking it up the a-hole? It would be so excellent to read about Shirley Partridge's anal sex life.

by Anonymousreply 3906/13/2013

Did she and Reuben ever fuck on the colored school bus?

by Anonymousreply 4006/13/2013

One shudders to think of what other details the highly sexual Shirley will be sharing in the book... Did she and Charlotte Greenwood wait out rain delays in their OKLAHOMA! trailers by eating each other's pussies?

by Anonymousreply 4106/13/2013

I interviewed Shirley Jones for some cable movie she did in the mid 90's. I asked her what she was currently reading, what book was on her nightstand.

Without missing a beat and with a completely straight face she said "The A-Z encyclopedia of serial killers.

I pressed on and yep, she knew her serial killers well.

She's an odd bird but awesome.

by Anonymousreply 4206/13/2013

I had her bent over my Edsel once in Fresno, gave it to her good.

by Anonymousreply 4306/13/2013

I love how judgemental these piss drinking, jizz chin bastards are to others on this site. What a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

by Anonymousreply 4406/13/2013

She has dementia.

by Anonymousreply 4506/13/2013

Get used to it. The sexual revolution was nearly 50 years ago; many old people have the same stories.

Shirley Jones won her Oscar portraying a prostitute in "Elmer Gantry." In it, she describes her Bible-thumping lover (Burt Lancaster) as "ramming the love of God into me!" This in a movie released in 1956. Shouldn't really be a surprise that Shirley had no problem getting her freak on. Her choice of partners is puzzling, but I say good for her for seeking sexual satisfaction throughout the decades -- it's one of the finest things in life.

by Anonymousreply 4606/13/2013

Is Elmer Gantry worth watching?

by Anonymousreply 4706/13/2013

TMFI

by Anonymousreply 4806/13/2013

I think it's ok, R47. A bit long and the leading ladies have the typical of the time anachronistic hairstyles, but Lancaster is riveting and Jones acquits herself well. Yeah I guess I do like it. It did freak me out as a stoned teenager.

R22 made me cackle. I want to go read every tit flashing book I can find now.

by Anonymousreply 4906/13/2013

Aren't a lot of "biographies" like this now? That book by that gas station attendant sounded just as bad, or worse - and it was praised as a masterpiece on DL.

by Anonymousreply 5006/13/2013

[quote](I guess her biological sons weren't as lucky?)

In my experience, at least one of them got lucky...

by Anonymousreply 5106/13/2013

This shocking thread has made me reconsider the possibility that the Scotty Bower book is for real.

by Anonymousreply 5206/13/2013

Elmer Gantry was released in 1960.

by Anonymousreply 5306/13/2013

Please tell us more, R51.

by Anonymousreply 5406/13/2013

These are pretty mild revelations. Is it because she's a mother figure that it is repulsive to many of you?

by Anonymousreply 5506/13/2013

Disgusting.

She didn't bother to mention the continuing glories of self-pleasuring in public, which I continue to enjoy.

Always such an up-tight bitch.

by Anonymousreply 5606/13/2013

Who wouldn't be a hot mama with Mary Ingels around?

by Anonymousreply 5706/13/2013

R47, ELMER GANTRY s not only worth watching but it is worth owning - a superb film in every way, and VERY prescient.

by Anonymousreply 5806/13/2013

I get the feeling that she had sex with her stepson, David. Why else would she reveal his cock size?

So, Joan Collins and Anthony Newley were swingers? Joan must have been the inspiration for quite a few stories in sister Jackie's books.

Sammy Davis, Jr. was sure a wild man. He was a swinger, drug-user and a Satanist.

by Anonymousreply 5906/13/2013

She's "very in tune with" the sexual lifestyle of her times, but she refers to having "intercourse" with Jack Cassidy? **smirk**

And how does she know David C. is well hung? Personal observation?

by Anonymousreply 6006/13/2013

Supposedly Sammy got blowjob lessons from Linda Lovelace and would deep throat Dean Martin when Dean was drunk too drunk to care. Dean was supposedly mega-hung and Sammy was in awe of his penis.

by Anonymousreply 6106/13/2013

There's an old story about Shirley and her hubby, the one after Jack, getting caught in some S&M apparatus and the fire/police department had to go to their house and free them. That story went around Hollywood for years.

Shirley has always been into kinky sex.

by Anonymousreply 6206/13/2013

She's a conservative Republican. Who cares what she thinks about anything.

by Anonymousreply 6306/13/2013

I'm just imagining my own "Nana" talking like this.

Skipping lunch.

by Anonymousreply 6406/13/2013

Nana had to fuck someone or you wouldn't be here.

by Anonymousreply 6506/13/2013

Most fun I've had reading a thread in a LONG time!

by Anonymousreply 6606/13/2013

Nana was only with Pop-pop, R65! And she never talked about it!

by Anonymousreply 6706/13/2013

Jean Simmons is the best of the actors in Elmer Gantry. It's a shame she was denied the Oscar for it.

Shirley is perfectly fine for the time, but she won the Oscar mostly for playing against type. And Lancaster is perfectly fine too, though a better actor could have really brought down the house with that role.

by Anonymousreply 6906/13/2013

As much fun as this thread is, I agree with R63. Who cares what someone that willfully ignorant has to say? She's only progressive in the bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 7006/13/2013

[quote]Did she and Reuben ever fuck on the colored school bus?

Not that I ever saw.

by Anonymousreply 7106/13/2013

She was on 'Celebrity Ghost Stories' and said that a ghost blew up her cabin.

The poor ghost was probably tired of watching that old bag having sex all the time.

by Anonymousreply 7206/13/2013

She was one of the best on Celebrity Ghost Stories! As was Dick van Patten.

by Anonymousreply 7306/13/2013

Shirley Jones needs her own HBO movie now. Her sordid sex life could give Liberace a run for his money.

by Anonymousreply 7406/13/2013

This thread is disgusting - are straight people really like that? Are they worried about spreading dangerous diseases? Is all they think about perverted sex? I'll bet Boy Scouts were involved at some point. What has the world come to? What would the Founding Fathers have thought about this?

by Anonymousreply 7506/13/2013

r62 I heard that story many years ago on one of the old gossip internet forums (agc?) when LA insider used to post.

The story about David's dick and his nickname has also been around a while, I think he wrote about it in his own book years ago. Oh and Shirley's bio sons are also supposed to be equally "blessed" in that area.

It was years ago that I read it, but Pamela des Barres's original tell-all detailed a story about Shirley and Marty that indicted their weirdness. I can't recall details sorry; I also believe she hinted that she de-flowered or at least messed with Shaun or one of his brothers as a young teen.

by Anonymousreply 7606/13/2013

"Danny got Reuben/To fuck our Mom/They really came together- thanks to Reuben's big dong"

by Anonymousreply 7806/13/2013

I'm jist a girl who cain't say no,

I'm in a turrible fix.

I always say, come on, let's go--

Just when I orta say nix!

When a person tries to kiss a girl,

I know she orta give his face a smack.

But as soon as someone kisses me...

I somehow sorta wanna kiss him back!

I'm jist a fool when lights're low,

I cain't be prissy and quaint--

I ain't the type what can faint--

How can I be what I aint?

I caint' say no!

by Anonymousreply 7906/13/2013

Did she say any more about David, Shawn or Patrick?

by Anonymousreply 8006/13/2013

The book is coming out next month.

by Anonymousreply 8106/13/2013

Pre-order on Amazon now!

by Anonymousreply 8206/13/2013

Was she fucking all her stepsons?

by Anonymousreply 8306/13/2013

[quote] Was she fucking all her stepsons?

David is her only stepson.

by Anonymousreply 8406/13/2013

She only had one r83, David.

I see Wendy Leigh is the co-author on this. She's a veteran of gossipy star bios, read her JFK jr book years ago. Didn't she co-author Madonna's brother's tell-all?

by Anonymousreply 8506/13/2013

Wasn't her husband Marty Engels on "Car 54 Where Are You?" with Fred Gwynne?

I always thought Jack Cassidy pinged to high heaven!

by Anonymousreply 8606/13/2013

I remember reading Wendy Leigh's book LIZA: BORN A STAR in high school. And yet my parents were surprised when I came out to them the following year!

by Anonymousreply 8706/13/2013

"At least she wrote 'intercourse.'"

Um, intercourse is not what a woman is looking for, dear ignorant ones. Especially a woman of Shirley's age.

Do any of you know what I'm talking about?

by Anonymousreply 8806/13/2013

Marty Engels was repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 8906/13/2013

re: Jack Cassidy (per wikipedia)

[quote]In his autobiography, Cassidy's eldest son David wrote about his father's bisexuality, citing attributed personal accounts and reports, both anecdotal and published, of his father's same-sex affairs, a fact neither he or his siblings discovered until after Cassidy's death.

by Anonymousreply 9006/13/2013

90 posts and no: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

by Anonymousreply 9106/13/2013

She's trying to sell her book, which is why she's blabbing about sex and drugs. She figures this will titillate people into buying it. But it sounds like her book is just another run-of-the-mill trashy memoir.

Does she really think people are interested in hearing that some old lady almost eighty years old still gets hot and horny but that it takes her longer "to achieve sexual fulfillment these days?" And that she's "living proof" that old bags "can remain sexual?" I mean, why should anybody give a fuck? Her unbosomings are distasteful and undignified, to say the least. Maybe she's getting senile. That would explain a lot.

by Anonymousreply 9306/13/2013

I think she's a hoot and I want to read this book!

by Anonymousreply 9506/13/2013

Sex negatives! Pearl clutchers! LOL LOL LOL...

by Anonymousreply 9706/13/2013

Trying to remember Jack Cassidy, all I can recall is that I kept getting him and Rip Taylor mixed up.

by Anonymousreply 9806/13/2013

Jack Cassidy may have been one of the hammiest actors that ever lived. He was awful.

by Anonymousreply 9906/13/2013

Jack Cassidy was a ham. And he looked sort of like Jack Haley, to me, the guy who played the Tin Man.

by Anonymousreply 10006/13/2013

silver hair, moustache and dimples - is it clear now, R98?

by Anonymousreply 10106/14/2013

Jack Cassidy was in the absolute best Columbo, directed by Steven Spielberg...he played a writer who kills his partner and steals the book his partner was writing...he was a great villain in the other Columbo where he played a magician who murders the manager of the nightclub where he performs.

by Anonymousreply 10206/14/2013

[quote]In his 1994 autobiography, C'Mon, Get Happy, David Cassidy wrote that he became increasingly concerned about his father in the last years of his life. Jack Cassidy suffered from bipolar disorder and was an alcoholic, who was displaying increasingly erratic behavior. In 1974, his neighbors were shocked to see him watering his front lawn naked in the middle of the afternoon.[3] Shirley Jones described a similar incident when she found him sitting naked in a corner, reading a book. Jones said to Cassidy that they had to get ready to do a show, and he calmly looked up and said, "I know now that I'm Christ."

by Anonymousreply 10306/14/2013

[quote]She's trying to sell her book, which is why she's blabbing about sex and drugs. She figures this will titillate people into buying it. But it sounds like her book is just another run-of-the-mill trashy memoir.

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. She's broke and needs some cash. She gave Marty control of her finances and he blew it all.

by Anonymousreply 10406/14/2013

[quote]Jack Cassidy may have been one of the hammiest actors that ever lived

Didn't he say to Carson, when asked what one thing he would want with him on a desert island, "A mirror"?

Believing that he needed to keep himself available for a career in features, he turned down the role of Ted Baxter on The Mary Tyler Moore Show. he would have made a great Ted Baxter, and this could be one of the biggest career mistakes in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 10506/14/2013

He did play Ted Baxter's conceited brother in a memorable MTM episode. It's in regular rotation so that's probably the best place to see him nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 10606/14/2013

R89, don't you mean is?

by Anonymousreply 10706/14/2013

The bondage episode with Marty Ingalls goes like this: Marty had Shirley all trussed up naked in the bed and naturally shackled to it. Before the real action could take place, Ingalls suffered a heart attack, So there is Mrs Partridge en flagrante, and unable to seek aid for her husband. She screamed and hollered(a window was open) until a neighbor called the police. When they arrived they could barely control their shock, but someone managed to call the paramedics and ambulance, but they did. Meanwhile they embarrassedly untied and covered her so she wouldn't be mortified when they arrived. Ingalls survived, but the story became a Hollywood legend.

by Anonymousreply 10806/14/2013

Cool!

by Anonymousreply 10906/14/2013

[quote]The book is coming out next month.

Hopefully one of her sons will too.

by Anonymousreply 11006/14/2013

[quote]There's an old story about Shirley and her hubby, the one after Jack, getting caught in some S&M apparatus and the fire/police department had to go to their house and free them

That exact same story goes around about Stephen Sondheim. Except in the Sondheim story, he had a twink in the s&m sling, and had a heart attack. Paramedics freed twink, who couldn't get out, when they responded to Steve's call.

by Anonymousreply 11106/14/2013

Damn gurlfriend, can you just imagine what that old, dry snatch looks like after all these years.

Get Happy....... NOT!

by Anonymousreply 11206/14/2013

Morning bumping.

by Anonymousreply 11306/15/2013

R94 And ironically, they're both Republicans. Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 11406/15/2013

No surprise there R114.

by Anonymousreply 11506/15/2013

The sex drive crosses party lines.

by Anonymousreply 11606/15/2013

The story went that she was handcuffed and the fire department broke in, got the key from the dresser and uncuffed her from the bed, but whatever.

Did you know that these two publicity hounds actually told this story on "Sally Jessy Raphael" saying how hurt they were by the gossip. Now Jones goes ahead with a bad taste memoir, which lends credence to the story.

by Anonymousreply 11706/15/2013

This is probably one of those books where the best parts are in the news article, and the rest is "I loved them so, they were so special to me....zzzzzz."

But how did she know David was "Donk"?

by Anonymousreply 11806/15/2013

Link to proof that Shirl and Flo are Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 11906/15/2013

she fucked me too.

by Anonymousreply 12006/15/2013

It's a shame they don't choose Kennedy Center honorees on the basis of filthy mouths.

by Anonymousreply 12106/15/2013

Although that does seem to be the criteria when you won, Babs - you old toilet-mouth.

by Anonymousreply 12206/15/2013

Top this, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 12306/15/2013

R119 Have you not ever heard of Google? It really is simple to use.

by Anonymousreply 12406/15/2013

She fucked me too.

by Anonymousreply 12506/16/2013

Good clip at r79. Takes on new meaning...

by Anonymousreply 12606/16/2013

That is a pineapple!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 12706/16/2013

Agreed that this is the book equivalent of flashing her tits. In fact, the old bag seems so desperate for attention that she'd probably be willing to literally flash her tits if it would sell more copies!

by Anonymousreply 12806/16/2013

Bump for this intercourse-slut

by Anonymousreply 12906/17/2013

She sounds fun and like a hoot to me

by Anonymousreply 13006/17/2013

Did she ever have intercourse with Gordon MacRae? I thought he was quite a stud in OKLAHOMA!

by Anonymousreply 13106/18/2013

In my autobiography, I'll reveal that I'm living proof that sexual feelings vanish upon menopause and that I can't remember any of my wild sexual encounters except for the ones that were uncomfortable and humiliating.

by Anonymousreply 13206/18/2013

She says she was part of the sex drugs and rock lifestyle prevalent at the time, but then only mentions her sexual exploits. An admission of smoking pot with David and Susan would've been more interesting to me.

by Anonymousreply 13306/20/2013

Shirley was a guest star on Hot in Cleveland this week playing (spoiler alert) William Shatner's 108 year old mother.

She looked good but didn't have anything particularly funny or memorable to say.

by Anonymousreply 13406/20/2013

Best lay of my life.

by Anonymousreply 13506/20/2013

Cassidy's BIG COCK apparently gave Shirley orgasms and made her do lots of kinky things in bed with him. End of story

by Anonymousreply 13607/23/2013

In the book, Shirley confirms Jack Cassidy's sexual relationship with Cole Porter.

by Anonymousreply 13707/23/2013

[bold] Come On, Get Happy! Partridge Family Mom Shirley Jones Reveals X-Rated Details In Autobiography [/bold]

Well no wonder she was singing, “Come on, get happy!”

Partidge Family mom Shirley Jones reveals many, many explicit sexual details in her new autobiography, Shirley Jones: A Memoir.

Why it’s enough to make Danny, Keith, Laurie and even Reuben Kincaid blush.

Shirley, 79, appears to hold nothing back, writing about a threesome she had with husband Jack Cassidy. She’s no prude, as the book proves, but the threesome gets a retroactive “yuck” from Jones, according to the Huffington Post.

However, other sexual details are brazenly told and embraced. She isn’t shy about discussing Jack’s impressive manhood. And she relates in clear detail that she was highly sexed.

And while she discusses their sex life in great detail, Jones also reveals Cassidy was repeatedly unfaithful and also once had a sexual encounter with Cole Porter.

As far as the Partridge Family, it was just a job that enabled her to stay in Los Angeles working and come home to her kids at night.

by Anonymousreply 13807/23/2013

R136, men's cocks -- of any size -- have nothing to do with a woman's orgasm. Is this a gay fantasy or are you really that ignorant?

by Anonymousreply 13907/23/2013

I thought she had a lot more class. I guess not.

by Anonymousreply 14007/23/2013

Nothing R39 ?

Nothing at all?

by Anonymousreply 14107/23/2013

Ew!

by Anonymousreply 14207/23/2013

R139, most girls will tell you that size makes a difference.

by Anonymousreply 14307/23/2013

Sometimes she’d even flee the show’s set for a quickie with playboy hubby Jack Cassidy.

And then what she would return to the set with her pussy reeking of sex stank for all to smell. Sign of a true HO!

by Anonymousreply 14407/23/2013

Shirley's on today with Katie Couric.

by Anonymousreply 14507/24/2013

R143, you are so funny. A difference? Okay. An orgasm? No.

by Anonymousreply 14607/24/2013

When are you idiot size queens going to learn that dick size has nothing to do with sexual performance?

The lousiest fucking lays I've had in my life were all big dicked (at least in their own minds) guys who simply laid there and expected me to be in awe of their equipment.

In sex, its what you do with what you have that makes the difference.

by Anonymousreply 14707/24/2013

R33, that hyphen is correct, you idiot.

by Anonymousreply 14807/24/2013

She really is stooping to a low level. She mentions in detail how she can get and maintain her orgasms, who cares! I will read her book because I read a lot of autobiographies and biographies ,but her orgasm part I really don't care.

Dose she out any actors from old Hollywood? I am aware she said her husband, Jack Cassidy had many affairs with men as well as women.

BTW, Marty Ingels drive me nuts! He is really weird!

by Anonymousreply 14907/24/2013

A while back, Shirley separated from Marty after her Cassidy sons begged her to . . . Shaun, especially, cannot stand Marty.

by Anonymousreply 15007/24/2013

Well, if nothing else, her appearance on "Katie" demonstrates that she's being diligent about reinforcing her new branding strategy:

"When asked what her secret to appearing youthful, Shirley is quoted as saying: 'Masturbation! Sex keeps you young no matter what. The feelings of it keep you going.'"

It's like she's made a conscious decision to mimic Madonna's PR strategy from the days of her SEX book and EROTICA album. It felt sad/desperate enough when 35-year-old Madonna was doing it.

by Anonymousreply 15107/24/2013

Ted Cassidy. Anthony Newley. Sammy Davis, Jr.

I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

But, when I was a little boy, I always knew Ted Cassidy was a flamer, long before his swan song.

by Anonymousreply 15207/24/2013

R152. Except of course it's JACK Cassidy, not Ted, you idiot!

by Anonymousreply 15307/24/2013

Ted Cassidy played "Lurch" on "The Addams Family" television series.

by Anonymousreply 15407/25/2013

r145 Accidentally caught some of the SJ interview with Katy. OMG! Does the woman have NO shame? I can never view "Oklahoma!" the same way.

by Anonymousreply 15507/25/2013

[quote]Oh and Shirley's bio sons are also supposed to be equally "blessed" in that area.

If you were hung like your brother, why would you call him Donk, as in Donkey?

by Anonymousreply 15607/25/2013

[quote]Ted Cassidy played "Lurch" on "The Addams Family" television series.

She and Jack both fucked him.

by Anonymousreply 15707/25/2013

Gordon MacRae must have hit on Shirley during the filming of Oklahoma.

According to wife Sheila's book, he was outstanding in bed . . . creative, athletic and insatiable.

by Anonymousreply 15807/25/2013

I wish somebody would write a book about what a whore I was and how amazing I was at sucking cock - I feel so left out!

by Anonymousreply 15907/25/2013

Just finished the book. Shirley confirms that Jack Cassidy had a one-night stand with Cole Porter.

She also says that Joan Collins's husband Anthony Newley invited Shirley and Jack over. Joan cooked dinner and Tony invited them to get naked, watch porn and have a fourway.

Shirley and Jack said no thanks and left.

Friends in London says Joan Collins is outraged. Her lawyers have already demanded that the Daily Mail pull their trashy article down from their website.

Now Joan is coming at Shirley, nails bared.

Joan Collins says she always hated porn and never, ever-ever-ever-ever-ever engaged in group sex.

Apparently, according to my brit friends, Joan is calling Shirley a liar, a fabricator and libeler and a stupid vicious cunt.

They aren't sure if Joan is upset that Shirley insinuates that Joan was into group sex...or that Joan is upset that Shirley claims to have Joan DOWN...or that Shirley claims that Joan knew how to cook dinner.

At any rate, my money's on Shirley.

by Anonymousreply 16007/31/2013

I like Joan Collins a lot. When Andy interviewed her she seemed like there was no bull with her. Also, she seems like a person who doesn't take her self seriously. Joan says she isn't remotely like her character on Dynasty. In another interview Joan said, I'm sorry but will not go out in public wearing jeans. She said if she is the only person that dresses well in public, and people think she is odd, she doesn't care.she said I will always dress well and I like to live well ,but I have to work for that life.

A poster mentioned she doesn't like porn. Which reminds me, I watched another interview on Joan ,which she said porn demeans women and it's vile. She said porn destroys women's self esteem and women deserve better than that. Again, I like this lady a lot! She is a class act and a star. I think Shirley Jones made a lot of BS to sell her book because her life was boring. I remember some time ago when Shirley Jones talked about her life she said there wasn't much to say.

by Anonymousreply 16207/31/2013

Don't miss Shirley's concerts this Saturday at the prestigious Boscov Community Auditorium in the Woodbridge Center Mall in Woodbridge, NJ! Will Shirley just be content with flashing her tits to the audience, or will she actually be spreading her pussy open and fingering it on stage?

by Anonymousreply 16308/08/2013

"Joan Collins says she always hated porn and never, ever-ever-ever-ever-ever engaged in group sex."

Porn was a very different thing 40 years ago. Much less explicit and woman-hating than it is now.

by Anonymousreply 16408/08/2013

[bold] Shirley Jones' memoir reportedly dropping sexy Joan Collins tale [/bold]

Joan Collins, the 80-year-old "Dynasty" star, reportedly asked to be removed from Shirley Jones' tell-all autobiography in a scene involving the offer of an orgy.

Jones recently published "Shirley Jones: A Memoir." In the book, the "Partridge Family" actress and Oscar-winner depicts a scene in which the young actresses and their then-husbands, Jack Cassidy and Anthony Newley, had dinner at Collins and Newley's Beverly Hills home in the late '60s.

In the book, Jones writes that Collins, "who was wearing a low-cut something or other, seemed like an interesting woman."

The book claims that dinner ended with an indecent proposal, and, according to Jones, "it was clear what Tony was leading up to -- swinging."

Collins claims the story is completely false, according to TMZ, which says the actress sent a cease and desist letter to Jones and her publisher, Simon & Schuster, demanding the passage be excised.

"We all make mistakes," Collins told TMZ, "I've made a few myself, but not with Mrs. Jones. I'm a serial monogamist."

After an initial standoff, Jones and Simon & Schuster reportedly agreed to remove Collins' name from the book, according to TMZ, which says this retraction will go into effect immediately in e-book copies, and in future reprints of the memoir.

Asked for confirmation, a publisher's representative responded, "No comment."

by Anonymousreply 16508/08/2013

Just finished her book. The last few pages are dedicated on how she masturbates. She said she uses Vaseline and her fingers and makes up dialogue between her and some macho man that she says out loud while she's doing it. She even tells Marty she masturbated (like Ernest Borgnine told the whole world) CLUTCH THE PEARLS!!!

this is much more shocking than Scotty Bowers' book Full Service, and You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again, by those Hollywood hookers that Heidi Fleiss had in her stable.

by Anonymousreply 16609/11/2013

Enjoy_______

by Anonymousreply 16709/24/2013

she probably doesnt even get wet anymore

by Anonymousreply 16809/24/2013

R168 = Luise Rainer

by Anonymousreply 16910/18/2013

I liked the book. No bullshit about Shirley. She didn't like Herminone Gingold and says Henry Fonda refused to talk to anyone except James Stewart on set. Richard Pryor was stoned his entire Partridge Family ep but she & Louis Gossett are still great friends.

David Cassidy never hooked up with Susan Dey who was desperately in love with him.

Bette Davis told Shirley that Jack Cassidy hit on her in 1971! He'd really sleep with anyone. He was with Batgirl Yvonne Craig at the same time. He was delighted to recount his story of sleeping with Cole Porter to her.

by Anonymousreply 17010/20/2013

[quote] The dentist incident caused me to loose trust in adults

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 17110/20/2013

For fuckssake, is this the AARP Magazine, or whut? Why are we taking this woman ap .. Oh, I see. She's a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 17210/20/2013

[quote]Shirley confirms that Jack Cassidy had a one-night stand with Cole Porter

You inadvertently made a crippled-person joke.

Cassidy would have hooked up with Cole Porter years after Porter's legs were smashed in a riding accident, rendering them useless. Cole Porter couldn't stand for one minute let alone one night. Makes you wonder how it all played out.

by Anonymousreply 17310/20/2013

He just had gay sexual fling with Cole Porter and no one else? please! I bet he had sex with a lot of guys.

by Anonymousreply 17410/20/2013

I read that she liked to eat Triscuits out of Marty's sweaty asscrack.

by Anonymousreply 17510/20/2013

[quote] Makes you wonder how it all played out.

According to Shirley Jack Cassidy was HUGE, and I don't mean fat. Cole could not resist going down on Jack.

by Anonymousreply 17610/20/2013

Apparently Cassidy waggled his huge cock and made Porter crawl after him, before finally relenting and letting CP blow him.

by Anonymousreply 17710/20/2013

As far as I know, Joan Collins managed to get Shirley Jones to retract those remarks.

by Anonymousreply 17810/20/2013

[quote] He just had gay sexual fling with Cole Porter and no one else? please! I bet he had sex with a lot of guys.

She never mentioned any other males by name, but she did say that Jack once told her that he did whatever it took to get a role.

by Anonymousreply 17910/20/2013

Gene Kelly slept with Larry Hart to win PAL JOEY.

Victor Garber had sex with Sondheim to win SWEENEY TODD.

by Anonymousreply 18010/20/2013

This woman is an award winning ICON who is talented sexy (still you dim whits! I would consider this woman the sexiest if she were 105) and what you most don't recall is the time effort and graceful way this treasure has conducted herself her whole life. I don't think it's alright at all to say anything so hurtfull about anyone let alone a lady such as her. I suggest you watch the "MUSIC MAN" with her and the great Robert Preston. Shame on you! Betty White gets applause but Shirley still gets whistles and longing in my book!

by Anonymousreply 18101/01/2014

Shirley will be playing the Cafe Carlyle March 4-15.

Since she can barely sing anymore, will her act primarily consist of flashing her pussy, or just talking about it?

by Anonymousreply 18202/07/2014

R182

sweetheart, they're suspecting things....

People..will..say..we're in love!!

by Anonymousreply 18302/07/2014

I skimmed through Shirley's book in Barnes and Noble the other day. In the overall context of the autobiography, the inclusion of the sexual details really does feel sort of desperate. Most glaring is right near the end, when she's sort of wrapping up the details of her recent life in a final chapter and suddenly devotes a few pages to a detailed discussion of her masturbation habits, her techniques for stimulating herself, what she fantasizes about, etc. That part feels like the octogenarian equivalent of Madonna's Sex book - and the whole "LOOK AT MY PUSSY!" vibe feels desperate at any age.

by Anonymousreply 18403/06/2014

Great to know she's still horny I would have done her anytime then or now and momma Brady to

by Anonymousreply 18509/03/2014

My kind of woman!

by Anonymousreply 18612/05/2014

She desired to make love.

She wanted to try ShinShi ShinShi.

by Anonymousreply 18712/05/2014

Hot.

by Anonymousreply 18801/29/2015

Maybe she's Florence Henderson's "friend with benefits."

by Anonymousreply 18901/29/2015
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