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Pasty-white middle-aged ass thread

Who likes the slightly saggy look of a hot daddy ass? Let's post pics!

by Anonymousreply 9009/20/2014

So delectable!

by Anonymousreply 106/11/2013

Slightly hairy.

by Anonymousreply 206/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 306/11/2013

I'm in my mid-50s, 165 lbs, with a smooth, pert butt from which you can still bounce quarters off.

by Anonymousreply 406/11/2013

And I'll bet everyone tells you you look not a day over 25, right R4?

by Anonymousreply 506/11/2013

No, R5, I'll settle for being guessed to be between 40-45. And for every stereotypical middle-aged DLer who thinks he looks 25-30 years younger when 10-15 is possible and more realisitic, there are so many more stereotypically bitter, jealous out-of-shape DLers who cannot abide the thought that some of us have made it a lifelong habit of taking care of our bodies, and avoiding vices like smoking, and excessive drinking and sun exposure. If you had incorporated squats into a regular exercise routine that has now surpassed 30 years, you, too, might have a tight, toned ass.

by Anonymousreply 606/11/2013

"pasty"? You mean normal human skin color?

by Anonymousreply 706/11/2013

I have enough campaign head shots of Mitt that capture the essence of this thread and will tip it well over 500 posts.

by Anonymousreply 806/11/2013

Nice to see prime beef aged to perfection.

by Anonymousreply 906/11/2013

Would love to see a photo R4.

by Anonymousreply 1006/11/2013

That guy in the OP's pic has the PERFECT butt for me. Slightly older and beefy. Wonder what the guy looks like from the front?

by Anonymousreply 1106/11/2013

All so hot. Always liked the 40 something guys

by Anonymousreply 1206/12/2013

I'm guessing r9, r10 & r11 would claim Roseanne Barr is a "smokin' hot broad."

by Anonymousreply 1306/12/2013

I like features that make a guy look vulnerable. Weight is one. It makes me feel less intimidated.

by Anonymousreply 1406/12/2013

yum this is the good shit

by Anonymousreply 1506/12/2013

R6 = richard simmons

by Anonymousreply 1606/12/2013

Won't someone please SHIT IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW?????

by Anonymousreply 1706/12/2013

Some extra meat is hot. Prefer that over slender and ripped.

by Anonymousreply 1806/12/2013

R4/R6 doth protest too much.

by Anonymousreply 1906/12/2013

Poor little R19 sounds jealous while the guy he's pointing fingers at comes out sounding sane and well rounded.

Easy to guess who gets more play.

by Anonymousreply 2006/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 2106/12/2013

What sort of mental illness causes posts like r17?

by Anonymousreply 2206/12/2013

"well rounded", "play"

Perhaps if you played less, R4/R6/R19, you would know that 'well-rounded' has a hyphen. Keep hyperventilating - where are your "Facts of Life", "Golden Girls", and other ancient comfort media when you need them?

by Anonymousreply 2306/12/2013

[quote]What sort of mental illness causes posts like [R17]?

I think it's called old and fat.

by Anonymousreply 2406/12/2013

R23, I'm R19 not R4 or R6. If the only thing you can come up with to validate yourself is that I didn't put a hyphen in well rounded..well good for you. You're a big winner.

And then to reference Facts of Life and Golden Girls because that must mean I'm old and and out of touch well good for you x2.

Then to point out that you're a twenty something (By the way, it's two words not one) as if it's something to be oh so proud of, well good for you x3.

You sound like a real catch, which was my point in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 2506/12/2013

R25, ignore the alleged veal cuntlets in the sale bin here. They're actually cube-steaked squirrel, and not young ones at that.

by Anonymousreply 2606/12/2013

R23 must have touched a nerve, R25. Look at how much nonsense you wrote.

by Anonymousreply 2706/12/2013

And actually, R25... You might want to double-check your spelling.

by Anonymousreply 2806/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 2906/13/2013

I love daddy ass! As usual, the thread has descended into a vortex of grammar bitchieness and insults.....BAck to the pictures please!! Take the rest outside to the alley!

by Anonymousreply 3006/13/2013

I love older guys with a nice mix of fat and muscle. Very real

by Anonymousreply 3106/13/2013

Fat Nathan Fillion owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3206/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 3306/13/2013

I would gladly rim every one of those asses

by Anonymousreply 3406/13/2013

"Dimples" can smother me anytime with those cheeks!

by Anonymousreply 3506/13/2013

Me too, I love that type.

by Anonymousreply 3606/13/2013

This! Old! Queen! You know she's been around the world a few times with THAT cock! I'm not even sure this one could be considered middle aged. I'm leaning towards geriatric, but she's still workin' it!

by Anonymousreply 3706/14/2013

He's a good looking guy, R37, but the tats, the jewelry, and the tan have got to go.

by Anonymousreply 3806/14/2013

I wouldn't mind having this guy sit on my face.

by Anonymousreply 3906/14/2013

Mowing the lawn in nothing but white socks and tennis shoes (this could be dangerous!):

by Anonymousreply 4006/14/2013

Tasty & pasty!

by Anonymousreply 4106/14/2013

This thread is horrifying.

by Anonymousreply 4206/14/2013

Patsy White? Who the hell is Patsy White. Huh? Oh, never mind.

by Anonymousreply 4306/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 4406/14/2013

That guy is really hot

by Anonymousreply 4506/14/2013

R39 looks deliciously submissive, he's probably into frequent floggings

by Anonymousreply 4606/14/2013

What next, the rear end of the Pillsbury Poppin' Fresh Doughboy?

by Anonymousreply 4706/15/2013


by Anonymousreply 4806/15/2013

How's about Dabney Coleman's 1980s era ass in Modern Problems

by Anonymousreply 4906/15/2013

Who would have thought Dabney Colman would look good nekkid?

by Anonymousreply 5006/16/2013

Best thread ever!!!

by Anonymousreply 5106/16/2013

Dabney Coleman had one fine ass. Ever see "Cloak and Dagger"? He wore skintight pants in that movie. You could bounce a quarter off that tight ass.

by Anonymousreply 5206/16/2013

I'll take the guy in the OP's pic, R1, R39 and R40--thank you.

by Anonymousreply 5306/16/2013

Bump for post 44.... Delsh

by Anonymousreply 5406/16/2013

If the Pillsbury doughboy was made of croissant dough, would he have French attitude?

by Anonymousreply 5506/17/2013

If Brad Pitt posted a pic of his ass right now, his ass would look exactly like these pics.

by Anonymousreply 5606/17/2013

Not unless he's put on 30 or so lbs in the last couple of weeks, R56.

by Anonymousreply 5706/17/2013

Old guys rule!

by Anonymousreply 5806/17/2013

It's the Rise of the Daddies!

Deserves it's own thread but I'm not paying 18 bucks.

by Anonymousreply 5906/17/2013

I like OP's.

I agree about the tats and jewelry on R37 (not about the tan, love a great tan line), he's a hot man but probably lacks the extra beefy ass this thread is about.

R40 [italic]is[/italic] in danger -- of surprise anal from me.

I remember being startled that Dabney Colman had such a great ass. My loins stirred (Marie!) in the theater when that scene came on.

by Anonymousreply 6006/17/2013

oh yeah

by Anonymousreply 6106/17/2013

R56, Brad Pitt would have a white ass?

by Anonymousreply 6206/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 6306/17/2013

r61, why is that guy lying on the dining room table? Eeeaaauww. Biohazard! I would have to Clorox that baby to ever eat off of it again.

And his ass just looks nasty! Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 6406/17/2013


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by Anonymousreply 6606/23/2013

A daddy ass is a hot ass

by Anonymousreply 6706/29/2013

I have the same table as r61. Icky

by Anonymousreply 6806/29/2013

Whatever made me think those chair went with that table???

by Anonymousreply 6906/29/2013

R44's is the best daddy ass so far.

by Anonymousreply 7006/29/2013

Not even close, R70. OP guy and R1, R39, R40 and Dabney for the win.

by Anonymousreply 7106/29/2013

What, no more man-butt photos. I mean mature manly man butt pics.

by Anonymousreply 7207/03/2013

[quote]Dabney Coleman had one fine ass. Ever see "Cloak and Dagger"? He wore skintight pants in that movie. You could bounce a quarter off that tight ass.

That was Henry Thomas

by Anonymousreply 7307/31/2013

OMG, R60! I was about to write the same things you wrote, regarding the OP and R40! We have exactly the same taste in buttocks.

by Anonymousreply 7407/31/2013

Thread is another example of the weirdos DL attracts.

by Anonymousreply 7507/31/2013


by Anonymousreply 7608/01/2013

Grandpa ass!

by Anonymousreply 7709/18/2014


Isn't she the lady that killed Jon=Benet?

by Anonymousreply 7809/18/2014

Droopy-ass daddy.

by Anonymousreply 7909/18/2014

Farm daddy presenting ass!

by Anonymousreply 8009/18/2014

Not much ass visible, but this amuses me. Daddy fucks a younger guy while wearing his Sophia Petrillo glasses cord.

by Anonymousreply 8109/18/2014

Fuck me, Paw-Paw!

by Anonymousreply 8209/19/2014

Middle-aged Marine ass.

by Anonymousreply 8309/19/2014

Smooth daddy ass.

by Anonymousreply 8409/19/2014

Moar daddy ass!

by Anonymousreply 8509/19/2014

David Pevsner presenting.

by Anonymousreply 8609/19/2014

Mine looks like cottage cheese with pimples.

by Anonymousreply 8709/19/2014

I love hot daddys.

by Anonymousreply 8809/19/2014

I wonder if he's a nudist, or lost a bet

by Anonymousreply 8909/19/2014

I love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 9009/20/2014
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