Who likes the slightly saggy look of a hot daddy ass? Let's post pics!
Pasty-white middle-aged ass thread
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/20/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/11/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/11/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/11/2013|
I'm in my mid-50s, 165 lbs, with a smooth, pert butt from which you can still bounce quarters off.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/11/2013|
And I'll bet everyone tells you you look not a day over 25, right R4?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/11/2013|
No, R5, I'll settle for being guessed to be between 40-45. And for every stereotypical middle-aged DLer who thinks he looks 25-30 years younger when 10-15 is possible and more realisitic, there are so many more stereotypically bitter, jealous out-of-shape DLers who cannot abide the thought that some of us have made it a lifelong habit of taking care of our bodies, and avoiding vices like smoking, and excessive drinking and sun exposure. If you had incorporated squats into a regular exercise routine that has now surpassed 30 years, you, too, might have a tight, toned ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/11/2013|
I have enough campaign head shots of Mitt that capture the essence of this thread and will tip it well over 500 posts.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/11/2013|
Nice to see prime beef aged to perfection.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/11/2013|
Would love to see a photo R4.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/11/2013|
That guy in the OP's pic has the PERFECT butt for me. Slightly older and beefy. Wonder what the guy looks like from the front?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/11/2013|
All so hot. Always liked the 40 something guys
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/12/2013|
I'm guessing r9, r10 & r11 would claim Roseanne Barr is a "smokin' hot broad."
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/12/2013|
I like features that make a guy look vulnerable. Weight is one. It makes me feel less intimidated.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/12/2013|
yum this is the good shit
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/12/2013|
R6 = richard simmons
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/12/2013|
Some extra meat is hot. Prefer that over slender and ripped.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/12/2013|
R4/R6 doth protest too much.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/12/2013|
Poor little R19 sounds jealous while the guy he's pointing fingers at comes out sounding sane and well rounded.
Easy to guess who gets more play.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/12/2013|
POST MORE PICS!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/12/2013|
What sort of mental illness causes posts like r17?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/12/2013|
"well rounded", "play"
Perhaps if you played less, R4/R6/R19, you would know that 'well-rounded' has a hyphen. Keep hyperventilating - where are your "Facts of Life", "Golden Girls", and other ancient comfort media when you need them?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/12/2013|
[quote]What sort of mental illness causes posts like [R17]?
I think it's called old and fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/12/2013|
R23, I'm R19 not R4 or R6. If the only thing you can come up with to validate yourself is that I didn't put a hyphen in well rounded..well good for you. You're a big winner.
And then to reference Facts of Life and Golden Girls because that must mean I'm old and and out of touch well good for you x2.
Then to point out that you're a twenty something (By the way, it's two words not one) as if it's something to be oh so proud of, well good for you x3.
You sound like a real catch, which was my point in the first place.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/13/2013|
R25, ignore the alleged veal cuntlets in the sale bin here. They're actually cube-steaked squirrel, and not young ones at that.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/13/2013|
R23 must have touched a nerve, R25. Look at how much nonsense you wrote.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/13/2013|
And actually, R25... You might want to double-check your spelling.
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|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/13/2013|
I love daddy ass! As usual, the thread has descended into a vortex of grammar bitchieness and insults.....BAck to the pictures please!! Take the rest outside to the alley!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/13/2013|
I love older guys with a nice mix of fat and muscle. Very real
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/13/2013|
Fat Nathan Fillion owns this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/13/2013|
Won't someone PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW????????
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/13/2013|
I would gladly rim every one of those asses
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/13/2013|
"Dimples" can smother me anytime with those cheeks!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/13/2013|
Me too, I love that type.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/14/2013|
This! Old! Queen! You know she's been around the world a few times with THAT cock! I'm not even sure this one could be considered middle aged. I'm leaning towards geriatric, but she's still workin' it!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/14/2013|
He's a good looking guy, R37, but the tats, the jewelry, and the tan have got to go.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/14/2013|
I wouldn't mind having this guy sit on my face.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/14/2013|
Mowing the lawn in nothing but white socks and tennis shoes (this could be dangerous!):
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/14/2013|
Tasty & pasty!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/14/2013|
This thread is horrifying.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/14/2013|
Patsy White? Who the hell is Patsy White. Huh? Oh, never mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/14/2013|
That guy is really hot
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/14/2013|
R39 looks deliciously submissive, he's probably into frequent floggings
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/14/2013|
What next, the rear end of the Pillsbury Poppin' Fresh Doughboy?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/15/2013|
How's about Dabney Coleman's 1980s era ass in Modern Problems
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/15/2013|
Who would have thought Dabney Colman would look good nekkid?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/16/2013|
Best thread ever!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/16/2013|
Dabney Coleman had one fine ass. Ever see "Cloak and Dagger"? He wore skintight pants in that movie. You could bounce a quarter off that tight ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/16/2013|
I'll take the guy in the OP's pic, R1, R39 and R40--thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/16/2013|
Bump for post 44.... Delsh
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/17/2013|
If the Pillsbury doughboy was made of croissant dough, would he have French attitude?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/17/2013|
If Brad Pitt posted a pic of his ass right now, his ass would look exactly like these pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/17/2013|
Not unless he's put on 30 or so lbs in the last couple of weeks, R56.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/17/2013|
Old guys rule!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/17/2013|
It's the Rise of the Daddies!
Deserves it's own thread but I'm not paying 18 bucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/17/2013|
I like OP's.
I agree about the tats and jewelry on R37 (not about the tan, love a great tan line), he's a hot man but probably lacks the extra beefy ass this thread is about.
R40 [italic]is[/italic] in danger -- of surprise anal from me.
I remember being startled that Dabney Colman had such a great ass. My loins stirred (Marie!) in the theater when that scene came on.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/17/2013|
R56, Brad Pitt would have a white ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/17/2013|
r61, why is that guy lying on the dining room table? Eeeaaauww. Biohazard! I would have to Clorox that baby to ever eat off of it again.
And his ass just looks nasty! Sorry.
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|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/23/2013|
A daddy ass is a hot ass
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/29/2013|
I have the same table as r61. Icky
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/29/2013|
Whatever made me think those chair went with that table???
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/29/2013|
R44's is the best daddy ass so far.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/29/2013|
Not even close, R70. OP guy and R1, R39, R40 and Dabney for the win.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/29/2013|
What, no more man-butt photos. I mean mature manly man butt pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/03/2013|
[quote]Dabney Coleman had one fine ass. Ever see "Cloak and Dagger"? He wore skintight pants in that movie. You could bounce a quarter off that tight ass.
That was Henry Thomas
|by Anonymous||reply 73||08/01/2013|
OMG, R60! I was about to write the same things you wrote, regarding the OP and R40! We have exactly the same taste in buttocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||08/01/2013|
Thread is another example of the weirdos DL attracts.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||08/01/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/18/2014|
Isn't she the lady that killed Jon=Benet?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/18/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/18/2014|
Farm daddy presenting ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/18/2014|
Not much ass visible, but this amuses me. Daddy fucks a younger guy while wearing his Sophia Petrillo glasses cord.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/18/2014|
Fuck me, Paw-Paw!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/19/2014|
Middle-aged Marine ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/19/2014|
Smooth daddy ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/19/2014|
Moar daddy ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/19/2014|
David Pevsner presenting.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/19/2014|
Mine looks like cottage cheese with pimples.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/19/2014|
I love hot daddys.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/19/2014|
I wonder if he's a nudist, or lost a bet
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/19/2014|
I love this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/20/2014|