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Tim Tebow to Become Tight End

BOSTON (CBS) — Tim Tebow is a New England Patriot.

ESPN’s Ed Werder broke the shocking news via Twitter late Monday afternoon, adding that Tebow is expected to be present for the start of Patriots minicamp on Tuesday.

CBS Sports’ Mike Freeman later confirmed the news via Twitter, adding that Tebow “will study a great deal of tight end.”

Tebow, 25, was released by the New York Jets after the team drafted Geno Smith in this year’s draft.

[quote]Tebow "will study a great deal of tight end."

I'm sure it's not his first time.

by Anonymousreply 5906/23/2013

He may start the season as a tight end, but by the playoffs, he'll be a wide receiver.

by Anonymousreply 106/11/2013

Glad to see he landed somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 206/11/2013

Too late.

by Anonymousreply 306/11/2013

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by Anonymousreply 406/11/2013

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by Anonymousreply 506/11/2013

ESPN(Werder) has been saying back up quarterback.

by Anonymousreply 606/11/2013

But more important, he has the ASS of a gay man!

by Anonymousreply 706/11/2013

someone fuck it!

by Anonymousreply 806/11/2013

It's no wonder that he's moving to tight end since he's so bad at throwing a football.

by Anonymousreply 906/11/2013

Flat ass. He's no Drew Brees in the ass department.

by Anonymousreply 1006/11/2013

Sorry, Tebs, once you go slack you can't go back.

by Anonymousreply 1106/11/2013

Too easy...

by Anonymousreply 1206/11/2013

Patriots insist he will remain a quarterback.

by Anonymousreply 1306/11/2013

Tim Tebow to Become Tight End

Oh, honey, that ship has sailed.

by Anonymousreply 1406/11/2013

^^ Can you imagine the sexual unattractiveness of a guy who would use the words "oh, honey"?

by Anonymousreply 1506/11/2013

Suck it r9

by Anonymousreply 1606/11/2013

I would take Tebow over Sanchez any damn day of the wk.

Poor Jets are still going to suck ass!! Rex Ryan isn't worth a damn.

by Anonymousreply 1806/11/2013

How tight is tht tight end??? ... Mmmmmmm..

by Anonymousreply 1906/11/2013

Riley Cooper is the expert on that tightness.

by Anonymousreply 2006/11/2013

He's hideous. He looks like a preening budgerigar that has had a lobotomy, which didn't have much effect.

by Anonymousreply 2106/11/2013

How, mussy rejuvenation?

by Anonymousreply 2206/11/2013

"He's hideous."

Yes, just HIDEOUS!

by Anonymousreply 2406/11/2013

Was that pic supposed to dispel something, R24? He's certainly a hot physical specimen, but that face creeps me the fuck right out.

by Anonymousreply 2506/11/2013

They did this because Belichick is a genius and McDaniels is his offensive coordinator. They both have massive egos and would love to prove they can do something everyone thinks is impossible.

Don't forget McDaniels drafted him in the first round. There was a lot of talk that Belichick might take him, so McD traded up to get him in the spot before New England. He's very motivated to prove he was right.

by Anonymousreply 2606/11/2013

To each his own, R25. But I think he looks like a handsome cave man, and that appeals to some gay guys.

by Anonymousreply 2706/11/2013

[quote]Tim Tebow to Become Tight End

Provided of course that he pull his head out of his ass first, and admit to himself that he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 2806/11/2013

You can definitely count me as a Neanderthal-loving gay man. Hairy, muscular, ultra-masculine, yum.

by Anonymousreply 2906/11/2013

R29 - I love all of that too - but that face is a bit weird for me. Those arms and that ass are perfection.

by Anonymousreply 3006/11/2013

GAWD, those shoulders and pecs!

by Anonymousreply 3106/11/2013

R30, that ass is flat.

by Anonymousreply 3206/11/2013

Riley Cooper was at a Kenny Chesney concert Saturday night and got on stage with him. I think all these guys are in the closet. Cooper is a major douche!

by Anonymousreply 3306/11/2013

He is so fucking ugly, I can't believe he's a DL topic.

by Anonymousreply 3406/11/2013

[quote]Cooper is a major douche!

What does he do that gives off that vibe? Cooper and Tebow were joined at the hip when they roomed together. The student newspaper had a photo of them kissing.

by Anonymousreply 3506/11/2013

Tebow was considered a hottie in gay circles years before he became a national phenomenon. I remember first seeing and collecting his pics on hunk sites many years ago.

by Anonymousreply 3606/11/2013

His body looked better during his college years. He had great shoulders and pecs with a slimmer waste. He grew very thick in the middle about two years ago. His ass isn't great.

by Anonymousreply 3706/11/2013

Drew Brees has a much better ass.

by Anonymousreply 3806/11/2013

The photo at r7 isn't Tebow. It's Detroit left tackle Jeff Backus. Note the DET in the upper left corner.

by Anonymousreply 3906/11/2013

The only way Tim Tebow will become a tight end is with anal rejuvenation surgery.

by Anonymousreply 4006/11/2013

All I can say is that during Tebow's reign, we never once beat the fucking gators.

Drive south to the largest outdoor cocktail party in the world, eat, drink, get a little wild, and then get completely deflated.

It was so depressing.

by Anonymousreply 4106/11/2013

Uh, r40, echo..

by Anonymousreply 4206/11/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4306/11/2013

R5's pic is a cookie wiffer!

by Anonymousreply 4406/11/2013

[quote]He grew very thick in the middle about two years ago.

I'm totally OK with that. With all that muscle, a little beef around the middle is perfectly fine.

Yeah, he'll probably have a hard time keeping the weight off when he gets older. But that'll be problem for Tim and his boyfriend. I just want to fuck him, not marry him.

by Anonymousreply 4506/11/2013

Patriots Release Tim Tebow (Aug 31, 2013)

by Anonymousreply 4606/12/2013

What? Me GAY?

by Anonymousreply 4706/12/2013

I wonder if Gronkowski will keep his vow about "fucking Tebow to take his virginity"?

by Anonymousreply 4806/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 4906/12/2013

Is he really going for tight end as some have claimed or will he be a QB understudy?

by Anonymousreply 5006/13/2013

Mom and son moving into new home in Boston.

by Anonymousreply 5106/21/2013

Thanks r46, that was funny.

by Anonymousreply 5206/21/2013

Tim Tebow credits his Mom for putting an end to his prideful ways:

“I was the baby of five,” Tebow explained. “I grew up on a farm on the west side of Jacksonville. I had four older siblings, so you learn to be competitive at an early age. We always competed in the yard. By the time I started playing sports, I was four, about to turn five. My parents signed me up for T-ball. The last thing I’d do on Saturday was play a game, but the first thing I would do on Sunday was go to church.

When I’d go, I’d tell everybody, ‘look, I hit three home runs yesterday. I went four for four.' At a young age, I was very arrogant, very proud.”

Boasting a haughty personality during his childhood didn't sit well with his mother. She made Tebow memorize bible verses on humility because of this, such as Proverbs 15:33, James 4:6, and 2 Chronicles 7:14. He had to repeat the verses word for word to her before his weekly games. He said this eventually lead to him becoming a more humble athlete.

“I realized you are no better just because you’re decent at a sport,” Tebow said. “It doesn’t make you special just because you can play baseball, football, basketball—those are just gifts from God. We’re all blessed with different gifts but that doesn’t make us more special or better. God gave us a gift and it’s about how we use it for his honor and his glory.”

by Anonymousreply 5306/21/2013

None of what his mom taught him helped him to get the football where he was supposed to aim it.

by Anonymousreply 5406/21/2013

Yeah, right.

by Anonymousreply 5506/21/2013

That pic of him with his mom. He is GINOURMOUS! But I think he is handsome and has a rocking bod. Too bad he is a head case.

by Anonymousreply 5606/21/2013

Tebow has dumped his former dancing partner, Tom Brady, for someone new:

by Anonymousreply 5706/21/2013

His mother looks like an insect in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 5806/21/2013

They need to hire a coach to teach him how to throw a football.

by Anonymousreply 5906/23/2013
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