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Will someone write "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf-The Musical" already.

Kind of like an American Sweeney Todd.

by Anonymousreply 2606/14/2013

Featuring

"Killing My Baby" by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

"You're No Good" by Betty Everett

"For the Love of God, Somebody Shit In My Mouth" by Lindsay Lohan

by Anonymousreply 106/10/2013

Let Me Be Your Shrew... Team Ivy all the way!

by Anonymousreply 206/10/2013

The heartbreaking ballad "Don't talk about the boy, Martha."

by Anonymousreply 306/10/2013

And you just knew, and there should be a song written about, Martha's pussy stink.

by Anonymousreply 406/12/2013

Broadway only goes for jukebox musicals these days, dear.

"The Earth (Mother) Song"

"Just a Gigolo"

"She's Like the Wind"

by Anonymousreply 506/12/2013

I'd rather see a musical version of Mommie Dearest.

by Anonymousreply 606/12/2013

And, of course, the Honey Dance.

by Anonymousreply 706/12/2013

Oh, won't somebody write a musical of John Cassavetes' Faces! It would be the greatest musical ever written! And how about Annie Hall? A musical of An Unmarried Woman would be ideal!

by Anonymousreply 806/12/2013

"What A Dump!" (From Some Goddamn Bette Davis Picture)

Music and Lyrics by Kim Carnes

by Anonymousreply 906/12/2013

A musical based on the documentary "Paris Is Burning".

by Anonymousreply 1006/12/2013

[quote] A musical based on the documentary "Paris Is Burning".

Laugh all you want, but there have been worse ideas.

by Anonymousreply 1106/12/2013

How about Cat!, the Cat on a Hot Tim Roof musical? Brick could close Act 1 with The Man That Got Away.

by Anonymousreply 1206/14/2013

Can't wait for the Honey & Martha closing number "I Could Have Danced All Night". It would certainly be better than the original choice of "Sunday Bloody Sunday" by George and Nick.

by Anonymousreply 1306/14/2013

11 O'Clock number-"No More Hump the Hostess"

by Anonymousreply 1406/14/2013

"Never Mix, Never Worry" The feel good number of the year !

by Anonymousreply 1506/14/2013

Helen Lawson is born to play Martha in the musical of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf".

by Anonymousreply 1606/14/2013

In cluding The showstopping ballad performed by Betty Buckley..."He's in the Math Department..."

by Anonymousreply 1706/14/2013

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, the musical?

Needing an acidic, bitchy old hag to play Martha?

Oh, please, do go on......

by Anonymousreply 1806/14/2013

Musicalization diminishes strong non-musical plays and enhances weak ones. WAOVW is too good a play to trivialize with songs.

by Anonymousreply 1906/14/2013

"Moon over Bergin Street" by Sting

"One Bergin, One Scotch, One Beer" by John Lee Hooker

"Bergin Street Parade" by Wynton Marsalis

by Anonymousreply 2006/14/2013

"Get the Guests" -- George & Martha

"I Am the Earth Mother (and You're All Flops)" -- Martha

"I Know This Story" -- George & Honey (duet)

"Slim-Hipped" -- Nick

"Daddy's the President" -- Martha

by Anonymousreply 2106/14/2013

"Good, Better, Best...Bested!"

A showstopper for George, and a great dance number for terrified Nick. The surprise comes when a flashback teenaged George and his flashback Daddy take the stage, "bourgin" and all, for an extended set piece of VIOLENCE (as Honey sings from offstage)

by Anonymousreply 2206/14/2013

Horrible idea.

Has nothing to do with Sweeney Todd in any way shape or form.

Great play but in no way does it lend itself to the form of a musical or opera.

by Anonymousreply 2306/14/2013

Pomposity, thy name is R23.

by Anonymousreply 2406/14/2013

(R21) sounds like selections from the Frankel/Korie version.

Next summer at Williamstown!

by Anonymousreply 2506/14/2013

r23, please remove head from ass, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2606/14/2013
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