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Chris Meloni Presented His Hole on Jimmy Fallon

Twice. It was during a velcro-suit game. Meloni's suit split and he bent over - deliberately - and presented his hole.

He also did a Charles Nelson Reilly impression.

I haven't seen anything on the DL about this. Was I having a wishful-thinking-influenced acid flashback?

by Anonymousreply 3210/10/2013

Duh. My post was useless without video.

Here are Chris Meloni and Jimmy Fallon playing Sticky Balls.

by Anonymousreply 106/10/2013

Sorry - I know this is useless without video but I seem to be having some trouble with the link.

Trying again:

by Anonymousreply 206/10/2013

I watched him on Fallon the other night promoting Man of Steel, and he only did one segment--no games involved. Was this last year?

by Anonymousreply 306/10/2013

Never mind, I see it was from the show last week.

by Anonymousreply 406/10/2013

screen caps

by Anonymousreply 506/10/2013

WOW! Great screencaps!

by Anonymousreply 606/10/2013

Was his splitting his pants part of the skit or was it unintentional?

by Anonymousreply 706/10/2013

Did he fart when he leaned over?

by Anonymousreply 806/10/2013

Wow OP such an exaggeration , Did you watch with X-Ray glasses? I see him presenting some sort of lining in the suit !!!

by Anonymousreply 906/11/2013

Meloni's still got a great ass.

by Anonymousreply 1006/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 1106/11/2013

With Meloni bent over and presenting like that in those yellow Velcro overalls, I closed my eyes and imagined myself running towards him on the yellow brick road to Oz.

by Anonymousreply 1206/11/2013

I agree R10.

by Anonymousreply 1306/12/2013

Do you think Jimmy Fallon sniffed his hole backstage?

by Anonymousreply 1406/12/2013

If he was younger I would be into him but he fact that he's older than my dad dampens it a little.

by Anonymousreply 1506/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 1606/12/2013

bump because I don't know what you would call The Meloni Troll in Waiting- maybe TMTW no better: TMTA, The Meloni Troll Apprentice- I'm going with TMTA

how can this thread be dead already?

title needs tweaking:

Chris Meloni Presented His Hole on Jimmy Fallon's...

by Anonymousreply 1706/13/2013

I've never seen him so animated. He's obviously at his happiest when baring his body parts.

by Anonymousreply 1806/13/2013

Is SVU still on? I haven't see it advertised in a year or so. If not, what is Chris doing these days?

by Anonymousreply 1910/06/2013

Everybody knows Chris left SVU over a year ago. It's still on, with Mariska at the helm.

On another note, I totally had a hot sex dream about Meloni the other night.

by Anonymousreply 2010/06/2013

What's the problem, R15? You've been sucking your dad for years.

by Anonymousreply 2110/06/2013

Older than your dad, R15? What are you, twelve?

by Anonymousreply 2210/06/2013

He's the male equivalent of a chick with big tits and a nice, fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 2310/06/2013

R22, that's what I was thinking. That poster is an ageist dork. Give him a few years and he will be insanely angry at the world because he has grown old.

by Anonymousreply 2410/06/2013

I just can't get excited over him anymore. His ginormous Sesame Street forehead is too much of a distraction, no matter HOW nice the ass is.

by Anonymousreply 2510/06/2013

He looks like Bert from Sesame Street. He may have a nice ass, but his face ruins it for me.

by Anonymousreply 2610/06/2013

This gorgeous face ruins it for you? He's like Elias Koteas's hotter brother.

by Anonymousreply 2710/07/2013

The face...

by Anonymousreply 2810/07/2013

The split pants were staged. Meloni wears briefs

by Anonymousreply 2910/08/2013

R27, I disagree that Meloni is "like Elias Koteas's hotter brother". Meloni is a hot daddy, sure, but for me he cannot match the rugged, virile masculinity that Koteas exudes effortlessly. When I see Koteas, there's a kind of overlap of sensory faculties wherein I feel like I can see, smell and taste the musk that emanates from his male organ and is expressed on the whole surface of his body. Meloni's masculinity is seductive in its own way, but it's a somewhat safer, more conventional brand than the heady mixture of paternal tenderness and raw, primordial danger that Koteas exudes.

by Anonymousreply 3010/08/2013

R30, Koteas is hot for sure, but have you ever seen SVU when Meloni takes a criminal by the collar and jacks him up against a wall? When he's all in their face, roughing them up and they are helpless against his big, muscular manly person? Meloni IS masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 3110/08/2013

R31, well yes I can certainly see the raw appeal of that scenario. For me, the ideal masculinity also includes a warm, nurturing aspect where I feel the guy could take care of me, which is partly why Elias Koteas is a personal favorite. But I cannot deny that I’d also like to have Meloni slam me up against a wall and disempower me.

by Anonymousreply 3210/10/2013
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