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Fuck you, Apple.

New OS X to be named for Sarah Palin and John McCain because they say they have run out of cats.

by An ocelotreply 3706/15/2013

How does a Lynx signify Palin or McCain?

by An ocelotreply 206/10/2013

Oh my dear lord. I'm just about as worked up over this as I am Venezuela running out or toilet paper.

by An ocelotreply 406/10/2013

What no OS X Sea Lion?

by An ocelotreply 606/10/2013

Where can I watch the unveiling of the new Macbook Pros?

by An ocelotreply 706/10/2013

R5, I vote for LaBrea Tar Pits.

by An ocelotreply 906/10/2013

No MBP's?? They're WAY overdo for a refresh!

by An ocelotreply 1006/10/2013

GOP, "See they named it after us."

Apple: Don't flatter yourself, losers.

by An ocelotreply 1306/10/2013

Can someone shut the nitwits up who seem to be crapping themselves to post about "relevant" and "contemporary" topics? It looks like a bunch of 22 year olds have gotten out of class and have nothing to do but shave their flabby asses and pretend they're remaking THE STRAWBERRY STATEMENT while lying on a basement couch.

by An ocelotreply 1506/10/2013

R15 - dear jesus I hope you were trying to ironic.

by An ocelotreply 1606/10/2013

I'll take things said by Gwyneth Paltrow after a junk food binge for $400, Alex.

by An ocelotreply 1706/10/2013

[quote]Still no ability to split the screen between two active apps.

On such a small screen, I'm not sure how or why this would be desirable. Especially given that iOS apps are typically written to a predictable, set resolution expectation... suddenly having half the screen gone would render most apps unusable.

by An ocelotreply 1806/10/2013

Never mind, I was thinking iOS7, not OS X

by An ocelotreply 1906/10/2013

I just upgraded to "Penguin Fart"

by An ocelotreply 2106/10/2013

Apple should have named the new OS "Almiqui". Just for that, the invasion force will be switching over to Windows for all our computing needs.

by An ocelotreply 2206/10/2013

I'm hoping the new iOS will speed up my iPhone again. After I updated to the last one, its been slow.

by An ocelotreply 2306/11/2013

R23, with more things running in background and that new parallax processing, don't count on it.

by An ocelotreply 2406/11/2013

The new lockscreen looks familiar...

by An ocelotreply 2506/11/2013

I thought it was going to be Lynx. Why did apple change it?

by An ocelotreply 2606/11/2013

The new iOS7 will speed up your iPhone, r23. I'm a beta tester and developer, and I know you will love it!

by An ocelotreply 2706/11/2013

[quote]Can someone shut the nitwits up who seem to be crapping themselves to post about "relevant" and "contemporary" topics? It looks like a bunch of 22 year olds have gotten out of class and have nothing to do but shave their flabby asses and pretend they're remaking THE STRAWBERRY STATEMENT while lying on a basement couch.

I love the new song, "Strawbery Bubblegum" from Justin Timberlake!

by An ocelotreply 2806/11/2013

Also, Siri got a polished new interface and it goes after Google Now with card-based UI and new services to provide answers to your questions (Twitter, Wikipedia and Bing, take that Google). She can also control your iDevice (increase brightness, turn on Bluetooth) and it offers a new, more life-like voice (both female and male) for English, French and German.

by An ocelotreply 2906/11/2013

[quote]Where can I watch the unveiling of the new Macbook Pros?

Here!

by An ocelotreply 3006/11/2013

More info on iO7!

by An ocelotreply 3106/11/2013

Whatever, r32.

by An ocelotreply 3306/11/2013

[quote]Fuck you, Apple.

Things Gwyneth Paltrow says! Next category!

by An ocelotreply 3406/11/2013

That's so witty it should be in Wit and Wisdom, R34. Oh . . . never mind

by An ocelotreply 3506/12/2013

LOL!

by An ocelotreply 3606/12/2013

What I told that crazy mess of a cunt , Fiona Apple , after she stole 3 blocks of my hash, 3 dimes bags and a bottle of my mom's marijuana laced green tea!

by An ocelotreply 3706/15/2013
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