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DAMN! Teresa Giudice has some ugly kids.

The first thread on this topic (a DL classic) has mysteriously gone we'll start over!

by Anonymousreply 15610/09/2017

Well...she's ugly. Quelle surprise!

by Anonymousreply 106/10/2013

OP, how terribly current you are...

by Anonymousreply 206/10/2013

Are you illiterate, R2? The original thread (likely from 2010) was deleted. We cannot afford to lose such a precious artifact.

by Anonymousreply 306/10/2013

I loved the names: Geeter, Glioma, Melasma and Areola.

by Anonymousreply 406/10/2013

Gia has really become quite beautiful. Teresa should be proud of her.

by Anonymousreply 506/23/2013

Have you seen Gia, lately? It looks as if her nose got rolled all over her face with a rolling pin.

by Anonymousreply 606/23/2013

Ugly in pink.

by Anonymousreply 706/23/2013

But Juicy Joe is hot hot HOTTTTTTT

by Anonymousreply 806/27/2013

The Silverbacks have settled in for the night. All is quiet. Mama Silverback goes into Aerola's bedroom to say goodnight and groom her. Squealing when she finds the larva of a moth in Areola's fur, Mama pops the treat into her mouth and lumbers out of the room to check on the other one. Meanwhile, Papa Silverback is grunting sweet nothings into a cell phone in the basement. "Here comes my lowland silverback wife."

by Anonymousreply 906/27/2013

What kind of lowlife would start a thread like this?

by Anonymousreply 1006/27/2013

R9 cracked me up.

by Anonymousreply 1106/27/2013

And little Glioma?

by Anonymousreply 1206/27/2013

I don't think Teresa is ugly at all. She has a great body, blue eyes, thick dark hair. She looks great for 40 plus.

by Anonymousreply 1306/27/2013

It's like a Real Doll surrounded by four Real Progeria Dolls.

by Anonymousreply 1406/27/2013

Put a cigar in the little one's mouth and I swear I once met her at OTB.

by Anonymousreply 1506/27/2013

Oh Lawd Jesus, y'all are making me laugh with this shit!!

by Anonymousreply 1606/27/2013

Carve and pare the mangled fetuses before me! I require their souls to sustain my corybantic frolics...

by Anonymousreply 1706/27/2013

Remember this the next time you consider taking a dip in a public pool:

by Anonymousreply 1806/27/2013

Eeek, R18! Someone call Quinn... and we're going to need a bigger boat!

by Anonymousreply 1906/27/2013

How can children with so many material advantages be so homely? Oh, ok look at the parents.

by Anonymousreply 2007/10/2013

For laughs, go to and read any thread about Teresa or her kids. Her stans go crazy on anyone who criticizes their appearance or behavior. It's hilarious how many of them find Gia to be beautiful and well-mannered.

by Anonymousreply 2107/11/2013

They truly are the ugliest children I have ever seen. They look kind of like those little troll dolls they used to make back in the 70s and they become even uglier (is this possible?) the older they get. The baby used to be kind of cute when she was around a year old, but now she is starting to look like the older ones. These kids are also the worst brats I have ever seen in my life. Of course, their father looks like a retarded gorilla and Teresa resembles an ape with that super low hairline and eyes that are a mile apart. Now, Teresa's brother and his wife have some gorgeous kids.

by Anonymousreply 2207/26/2013

Momma's going to prison, you fugly little twats!

by Anonymousreply 2307/30/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2407/30/2013

My pussy is sprouting hair, youse guys. So is my chest.

by Anonymousreply 2507/30/2013

Why are you mean to the kids? I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 2607/30/2013

Welcome to DL, R26. We're not so much being mean to kids as we are spotlighting the terror that genetics is capable of producing. Some people really should just adopt. Even if it's simply adopting an animal from the local shelter.

by Anonymousreply 2707/30/2013

I don't think the little one will be ugly forever...

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by Anonymousreply 2908/04/2013

That one looks to have gotten the best of both of them.

by Anonymousreply 3008/04/2013

One of them is actually quite pretty. Was she adopted?

by Anonymousreply 3108/04/2013

I actually think the oldest kid, Gia "the star" is the ugliest of all 4 girls.

by Anonymousreply 3208/04/2013

Melanoma is all Teresa - identical to her old childhood pics.

Gabriella is the one who looks just like Joe's mother.

by Anonymousreply 3308/04/2013

I can't believe people actually think this heifer is attractive. She should be in prison because she's so fucking ugly.

by Anonymousreply 3408/04/2013

Deuces, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 3508/05/2013


no surprise there

theresa is fug as hell

her hubby is fat as hell

not a good combination for procreating

ugly girls X 4

by Anonymousreply 3608/05/2013

That pic @ R35 gets me every time.

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by Anonymousreply 3808/05/2013

The mother is hideous so what did you expect?

by Anonymousreply 3908/05/2013

At least these kids are funny, unlike those three god awful, humorless Manzo oafs.

by Anonymousreply 4008/05/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4108/05/2013

why isn't joe a citizen? don't you get citizenship when you get married?

by Anonymousreply 4208/05/2013

Mommie and daddy are going to jail !!!

by Anonymousreply 4308/05/2013


No, you're not. If you marry a Citizen you're entitled to a Green Card but in order to get it, you have to APPLY for it. They obviously didn't do that. Probably too lazy or part of some scheme he concocted thinking he could be as corrupt as he wanted and nothing would happen to him.

by Anonymousreply 4408/05/2013

Trolls. All of them.

by Anonymousreply 4508/05/2013

What's wrong with you!!!?!?!? Her girls are quite beautiful. Gia has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. Simply gorgeous!!

by Anonymousreply 4608/05/2013

This is what real PROGERIA looks 88 yr old person, not feral Italian monkey kids!

by Anonymousreply 4708/05/2013

R40 funny? They're fucking spoiled brats. There's nothing cute or funny about them.

by Anonymousreply 4808/05/2013

Milania is utterly fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 4908/05/2013

They have four girls. Three look like Theresa while one doesn't. The one that doesn't is quiet. You often see her in the background doing something quietly by herself. She reminds me of a knome.

by Anonymousreply 5008/05/2013


What is that, R50?

by Anonymousreply 5108/05/2013

R51 I meant gnome.

by Anonymousreply 5208/05/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5308/06/2013

Miss Cohen needs to give Melanoma her own show.

by Anonymousreply 5408/06/2013

Hey--look at the bright side: The family will save money on rape whistles.

by Anonymousreply 5508/06/2013

Melissa's kids are ugly, too. They look like both parents. J-HO wanna be and Shetland pony with his creepy eyes.

by Anonymousreply 5608/06/2013

r56, the daughter is actually pretty. The sons are cute but could wind up being odd-looking.

by Anonymousreply 5708/06/2013

[quote]Melissa's kids are ugly, too. They look like both parents. J-HO wanna be and Shetland pony with his creepy eyes.

They might not be the most attractive kids but they are beauties compared to Theresa's mutant looking kids.

by Anonymousreply 5808/06/2013

I can only imagine the laser hair bills once they hit puberty.

by Anonymousreply 5908/06/2013

It pains me greatly to know that these...creatures...are breathing the same air as me.

by Anonymousreply 6008/06/2013

Now, now! Gia is actually doing some print modeling and she's really not that bad. She's kind of growing in to her face...

by Anonymousreply 6108/06/2013

Remember when I said I created all men equal? I lied.

by Anonymousreply 6208/06/2013

R61, you're going to hell for that one and I'll probably be driving you for laughing.

by Anonymousreply 6308/06/2013

R61 nearly made me collapse a lung.

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by Anonymousreply 6508/06/2013

In some pictures, Gia actually looks kind of cute.

by Anonymousreply 6608/06/2013

R56 nah Melissa's kids are actually cute. Whether they remain so will be interesting to follow but they started off MUCH cuter than Teresa's hellion offspring.

by Anonymousreply 6708/06/2013

The youngest Guidice girl is actually very cute and could wind up actually looking normal.

by Anonymousreply 6808/06/2013

Gabriella and the youngest look "normal" because they don't look like Theresa.

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by Anonymousreply 7008/06/2013

[quote]The family will save money on rape whistles.

Any savings is offset by the fact that they have to buy dog whistles instead.

by Anonymousreply 7108/06/2013

You people are such idiots. All four are gorgeous:

by Anonymousreply 7208/06/2013

Those kids make ME suffer from postpartum depression.

by Anonymousreply 7308/06/2013

[quote]Any savings is offset by the fact that they have to buy dog whistles instead.

No matter. Gia and Milania are both going to earn pretty pennies... lots and lots of pennies.

by Anonymousreply 7408/06/2013

I need to remember to apply wrinkle cream before reading this thread because it's giving me laugh lines!!!

by Anonymousreply 7508/06/2013

They'll need all the pennies they can get, R74...being that their parents will be in prison and all. Someone's gonna have to feed those little Gremlins. Lets just pray it's before midnight.

by Anonymousreply 7608/06/2013

Joe taught Melonomia how to drag her knuckles across the floor. She's now runway ready.

by Anonymousreply 7708/06/2013

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by Anonymousreply 7808/06/2013

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by Anonymousreply 7908/06/2013


Hence the pretty pennies I said they'd earn. Lots and lots of pennies.

by Anonymousreply 8008/06/2013

Boom Boom Sha Bam!

by Anonymousreply 8108/07/2013

I cannot even imagine what a teen girl goes through being faced with this shit that her disgusting parents have made her endure. I feel bad for all of them.

by Anonymousreply 8208/07/2013

Gia actually seems to be okay-looking. Milania really is the ugliest child I have ever seen. Teresa should burn in hell for no reason other than exposing her children to this level of derision. The woman's narcisissim and greed are clearly without peer.

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by Anonymousreply 8408/10/2013

I can't fathom that those fug faces sell magazines.

by Anonymousreply 8508/10/2013

Looks like Tre stopped posing for them - that is an old pic.

by Anonymousreply 8608/10/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8708/24/2013

Fortunately, soon Teresa will only have to see them once a month. On visiting day. Assuming Joe and Melissa have time to drive them between selling mansions, writing books and performing LIVE!

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by Anonymousreply 8909/30/2013

Too bad electrolysis is out of style. It really helped a lot of women with low hairlines. They should stop focusing on their crotch waxing and raise that hairline.

by Anonymousreply 9009/30/2013

LOL Wendy Williams said on her show today that the Giudices "make some good kids!" I just had to laugh & think of this thread! Wendy needs new glasses.

by Anonymousreply 9111/19/2013

This is an horrible horrible thread there kids for crying out loud !!!

by Anonymousreply 9211/30/2013

R91 yup lol but if you read poster comments on sites that kiss-ass Giudice (see for an example), a lot of women seem to agree.

Personally, I don't think her kids are good looking at all. Gia in particular already has a big fucking honker.

Now Melissa and Joe, they make cute kids.

by Anonymousreply 9311/30/2013

and I'm sorry but Teresa trying to push how "pretty" her daughters are on us will only make things worse. Gia apparently is "modeling" with some small-time company and sorry...the girl is just pretty in any way. I blame Teresa for putting her out there and giving her false hope:

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by Anonymousreply 9511/30/2013


(ignore the photoshopping!! BEAUTIFUL FAMILY, RIGHT???)

by Anonymousreply 9612/23/2013

and yes, Teresa said they went to a real poinsettia farm

by Anonymousreply 9712/23/2013

Hey! Don't make fun of those kids! They were born that way!...............It's not too late to buy ArtPop.

by Anonymousreply 9812/24/2013

R98 Hey Gaga. Well, right now the Giudice girls can't afford to have nose jobs (and boob jobs in their teen years). Their only hope is to get some free work and use the old "i can be a walking advertisement for your work, doctor". Hey it worked for the WhoreTrashian women.

by Anonymousreply 9912/24/2013

Prostitution whore!

by Anonymousreply 10012/24/2013

tre suckss cock and soon, pussy in prison. there gonna have to get by on gia's modeling money and maybe sum royalties from the canoli kit and on display. and tres teeth whitner

by Anonymousreply 10112/24/2013

i tan at sizzle..

by Anonymousreply 10212/24/2013

I command them to stop breathing up my oxygen--NOW!

by Anonymousreply 10312/24/2013

[quote]It's here-the 2013 GIUDICE FAMILY XMAS CARDDDDD!!!

Gia looks like a fucking $20 whore.

Milania is lifting up her skirt to show off her "goodies."

by Anonymousreply 10412/24/2013

What a waste of paper & ink to print those things. I weep.

by Anonymousreply 10512/24/2013

Season's Greetings Whore!

by Anonymousreply 10612/24/2013

The one on the far right of the Christmas card looks nothing like the rest of them. She lucked out in the genetics department.

by Anonymousreply 10712/24/2013

Last Christmas before mommy & daddy go to the slammer--take lots of pics, kids, they'll last longer!

by Anonymousreply 10812/24/2013

Gia Giudice casually used the f-word gay slur on her twitter and for some reason her parents turned this into an opportunity to talk to Star Mag (probably for $). Gia apologized in the magazine and of course answered questions about the family drama.

Teresa and Joe have now resorted to pimping out their kids. Pathetic!

by Anonymousreply 10902/13/2014

This morning, I swear I saw one of those trolls rise from the snow.

by Anonymousreply 11002/13/2014

Guys, PLEASE spam the following linked thread if you want to-the Giudice frau fans are so annoying. They get mad when people attack Gia's parents for allowing her to talk to a tabloid? GTFO

by Anonymousreply 11102/13/2014

lmao that link at R111 with people praising Gia for apologizing and getting mad when people attack her parents. Those people are such a joke

by Anonymousreply 11202/13/2014

Deport them all... Trash Trash Trash...

by Anonymousreply 11302/13/2014

Things are gonna get real ugly in the Giudice household soon. Oh, wait...

by Anonymousreply 11404/07/2014

Open season on Gia. She called a boy "u little faggot" on twitter.

by Anonymousreply 11505/08/2014

that ugly little cunt!!! raid DL'ers!! RAID!!

by Anonymousreply 11605/08/2014

Filthy mouth on a filthy whore.

by Anonymousreply 11705/08/2014

Look the problem is the parents! The parents let the kids talk and act like they do. The parents have no discipline so why would the kids?

by Anonymousreply 11807/26/2014

They are all uckin fugly; mommy daddy and the 4 little worm kids

by Anonymousreply 11909/05/2014

Those parents had better be sent to prison. Their entire lifestyle, fame, and fortune were built on deliberate fraud and larceny.

by Anonymousreply 12009/05/2014

So is the good-looking kid (the one on the far right on the Xmas card) adopted?

by Anonymousreply 12110/07/2014

Gia is the ugliest, inside and out. Especially lately (2014.) There is a picture of her with her new "girl group" and all 3 of them are hideous, but Gia takes the cake. Not to mention she is just such a brat and is extremely annoying.

by Anonymousreply 12210/12/2014

Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside - that's the Guidice way.

Mom and Pop are $13 million in debt so they'll be pimping those kids until they're old enough to run away.

by Anonymousreply 12310/12/2014

Gia Giudice on her way to pop stardom!

With 2 other girls singing and dancing Britney Spears' "Circus". Yes those outfits look like porn outfits.

by Anonymousreply 12410/31/2014

Milania is a fat little troll. Can't stand the ugly little brat.

by Anonymousreply 12512/02/2014

She's ugly! Ugly makes ugly. She's got a scrubwoman's face. A greedy, self-absorbed, entitled person who has to pay for her crime... IN PRISON!

by Anonymousreply 12612/02/2014

Taste free Andy Cohen will probably give this little troll her own TV show.

by Anonymousreply 12712/02/2014

I bet you're one ugly motherfucker, OP

by Anonymousreply 12812/02/2014

Stop picking on kids

by Anonymousreply 12912/02/2014

That's long enough of a break!

Now continue picking on kids.

by Anonymousreply 13012/02/2014

Will she or try to commit suicide? They mustb pretty desperate

by Anonymousreply 13112/11/2014

More recent video of the oldest fug.

by Anonymousreply 13201/23/2015

I think Gia is absolutely gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 13301/23/2015

What a disgusting family. I'm not talking about looks.

by Anonymousreply 13401/23/2015

Gorgeous eyes, but that schnoz needs fixing.

by Anonymousreply 13501/23/2015

They are hideous little creatures indeed.

by Anonymousreply 13601/23/2015

Can someone please start a thread on how ugly Jodie Foster's kids are? U.G.L.Y. - they ain't got no alibi!

by Anonymousreply 13701/24/2015

Ugly bump

by Anonymousreply 13805/21/2015

Will Smith ugly kids deserve a thread too.

by Anonymousreply 13905/21/2015

My lil Gia has turned into a woman! I'm so emotional right now! She went to her prom last night and I had a talk wit her about da birds and da bees. I told her to make da guy wear a freakin rubba.

by Anonymousreply 14006/03/2017

My favorite comment from the old thread:

"The youngest one looks like a bookie from Bayonne I once owed money to."

by Anonymousreply 14106/03/2017

The Silverbacks have settled in for the night. All is quiet. Mama Silverback goes into Aerola's bedroom to say goodnight and groom her. Squealing when she finds the larva of a moth in Areola's fur, Mama pops the treat into her mouth and lumbers out of the room to check on the other one. Meanwhile, Papa Silverback is grunting sweet nothings into a cell phone in the basement. "Here comes my lowland silverback wife."

by Anonymousreply 14206/03/2017

It's so funny that this is the first thread I open this morning and I see your comment, R141.

I wrote that comment...and she did.

by Anonymousreply 14306/03/2017

I can't wait for Gabriella's future tell-all entitled "How I escaped The Planet of the Apes".

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by Anonymousreply 14506/04/2017

One of my more favorite episodes included an inebriated JuicyJoe attempting cartwheels in the foyer of their McMansion to entertain the kids.

In his final attempt, he launched himself to attempt a more sophisticated move, a cartwheel with a round off. As a result of his animal-like force (or was it the affect of the booze?), he slipped and bounced his face off the tiled floor upon landing. (I think it was even a double bounce due to the velocity of the maneuver.) The force of the double impact resulted in his chipping his front teeth; but his animal-like strength prevented him from realizing the resulting damage.

The kids shrieked in horror.

It was like watching an inebriated, and hairy, Oompa Loompa ricocheting around in a tiled box.

by Anonymousreply 14606/04/2017

They omitted this kid from the cover:

by Anonymousreply 14706/04/2017

All is forgiven when this crazy trick provides entertainment.

by Anonymousreply 14806/04/2017

yasss queeen

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by Anonymousreply 15510/09/2017

Think of the massive discount they can get on nose jobs, OP.

by Anonymousreply 15610/09/2017
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