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Dead Pool 2013 goes into sudden death!

With both Nelson Mandela and Prince Philip barely holding on, the question is: which will die first?

by Anonymousreply 7606/26/2013

Hopefully it's Zsa Zsa, poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 106/08/2013

Bret Easton Ellis

by Anonymousreply 206/08/2013

Don't forget me! I'm also fading fast!

by Anonymousreply 306/08/2013

I can see The Dowager Popess lasting for years.

by Anonymousreply 406/08/2013

Meanwhile, Esther Williams died and she wasn't on anyone's death list.

by Anonymousreply 506/08/2013

That is because she wasn't on anyone's Still Alive List, R5.

by Anonymousreply 606/08/2013

I think everyone had just forgotten about Esther Williams.

Wasn't George Bush Sr in hospital as well last year?

Barbara, Nancy, and Gerald Ford are all still around. Nancy will outlive everything.

by Anonymousreply 706/08/2013

What the hell will I have to do to get people to pay attention to me?

by Anonymousreply 806/08/2013

RE 7 Are you insane ? Both Betty & Gerald Ford died years ago

by Anonymousreply 906/08/2013

Sorry, Jimmy Carter!

by Anonymousreply 1006/08/2013

Don't be pooling about Nelson Mandela. He's the most impressive human being in our lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 1106/08/2013

Don't forget Olivia de Havilland and Joan Fontaine, both still clinging to life at 96 & 95 (respectively) in a desperate attempt to out-live the other!

by Anonymousreply 1206/08/2013

R11, except he was politically ineffectual and naive and his 4 wives tell a different story.

by Anonymousreply 1306/08/2013

Got a feeling that DeHavilland and Fontaine might make it to 100, folks. Those genes are strong, I tell ya.

by Anonymousreply 1406/08/2013

Doesn't Poppy Bush have one foot in the grave?

by Anonymousreply 1506/08/2013

Amanda Bynes. She's so addled that in her attempt to toss another bong out the window, she'll get confused and throw herself out instead.

by Anonymousreply 1606/08/2013

From what I've heard and read, you're right r15. One foot in the grave and Babs telling him to get on with it already

by Anonymousreply 1706/08/2013

I'll outlive you all! And then I'll roll around on your graves!

by Anonymousreply 1806/08/2013

Zsa Zsa today

by Anonymousreply 1906/08/2013

Well, r8, coming back from the dead would be a start...

by Anonymousreply 2006/08/2013

I'll outlive you all darlink, and pogo- stick on your graves

by Anonymousreply 2106/08/2013

Get ready Freddy, cause mom goes next, and my lawsuit is waiting to take back every cent you banked away - or ripped off from mom

by Anonymousreply 2206/08/2013

Kirk Douglas

by Anonymousreply 2306/08/2013

Mimi Kuzyk

by Anonymousreply 2406/08/2013

R13, at least one of those wives was a murderer and plenty of people have stories about her. Stop picking on Mandela.

by Anonymousreply 2506/08/2013

Fidel Castro, seemingly, will outlive all of us.

I wouldn't be surprised if he is dead and they're just not telling us.

by Anonymousreply 2606/08/2013

I thought the rumor was that Zsa Zsa already died, and her husband is living off her payments?

by Anonymousreply 2706/08/2013

You've all wised up. I'm nowhere to be seen on this list. Won my Oscar 77 years ago, and still going strong !

by Anonymousreply 2806/08/2013

No one is "picking on" Nelson Mandela. He lived a great, noble, and long life; but he's indeed going to die soon. This thread will neither quicken his death nor stop it from coming.

by Anonymousreply 2906/08/2013

Frankie Muniz by means of stroke recurrence.

by Anonymousreply 3006/08/2013

Let's take up a collection and send a grease fire to R13.

by Anonymousreply 3106/08/2013

Not a penny for that donation from me. You idiots can rewrite history all you want but I was there and, good cause or not, Mandella's ANC was a big time terrorist organization that blew up people at bus stops, little girls in Wimpy's fast food restaurants, performed "necklacing" on anyone who stepped out of line (see Winnie)...

Not saying shit wasn't happening on the other side (Soweto) but, come on, at least attempt to see the whole picture, not just a fuckin' myth.

And, no, I am not remotely conservative. Just a realist who deals in facts.

by Anonymousreply 3206/08/2013

Is Valerie still alive?

by Anonymousreply 3306/08/2013

"Wimpy's fast food restaurants"

Mmmmm, Wimpy's.

by Anonymousreply 3406/08/2013

Apartheid is just "another side to the story", R32? WTF!

by Anonymousreply 3506/08/2013

That little girl who got blown up in a Wimpy's when I was there couldn't spell apartheid. And I don't know if she was white or black (by then, everything was integrated anyway) and it doesn't matter. She died on behalf of the ANC.

If you are for change at any cost, well, great, there's a big world out there waiting for you to support them and their activities. Start with that asshole in Boston if you want.

I was there, didn't just read it in magazines while puffing on a joint.

by Anonymousreply 3606/08/2013

R19's link looks more like MJ.

by Anonymousreply 3706/08/2013

I was there. You're a goddamned fucking B.O.S.S. apologist.

Go blow Botha's rotting corpse or better yet, do a 27 year stretch in Robben. Oh no wait, for a really good time, walk down the street at night and get beaten to death.

Fuck Wimpy's and fuck you, shit stain R36.

by Anonymousreply 3806/08/2013

Yet another thread self-destructs because some asshole has to go off on an unrelated topic.

by Anonymousreply 3906/08/2013

Mandela was in prison for decades while all that shit went down, asshat/r32.

We have no sacred cows here so it doesn't bother me if someone thinks his time is nigh. But you have serious issues, as do most people who assert that they aren't something, i.e. "remotely conservative" before anyone even asks. We know exactly what you are, pumpkin.

by Anonymousreply 4006/08/2013

My money is still on Lohan for the win.

by Anonymousreply 4106/08/2013

[quote]Nancy will outlive everything.

Does that bionic bitch have any remaining human parts?

by Anonymousreply 4206/08/2013

Mandela is in the hospital every week. Why doesn't he go to a civilized country's hospital for his illness?

by Anonymousreply 4306/08/2013

[quote]I was there, didn't just read it in magazines while puffing on a joint.

Unless you were a participant or an eye-witness to the Wimpy's bombing, you don't know any more about it than anyone else reading the news or watching it on television.

Your claims that Winnie's actions and necklacing were done on behalf of the ANC are just loony.

by Anonymousreply 4406/08/2013

Aren't the Olsen twins a perennial favorite?

by Anonymousreply 4506/08/2013

Phillip, Nelson, GHWB, and Valerie Harper. In that order.

by Anonymousreply 4606/08/2013

I don't know, r46. Valerie hasn't been making the talk show rounds for awhile so my guess is she's not long for this world.

by Anonymousreply 4706/08/2013

I am schtill here mein bitches!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4806/08/2013

No Liza?

by Anonymousreply 4906/08/2013

Yeah, we know, Luise.

We heard from you on the Prince Philip in the hospital thread.

You think you're going to sit next to the Queen of this funeral.

Dream on, you superannuated krautie.

by Anonymousreply 5006/08/2013

Jimmy Carter 88, and going strong

George Bush 88, barely holding on.

Clinton, W and Obama will not come anywhere close to 88.

by Anonymousreply 5106/08/2013

Only a racist AIDS boy would compare a great man like Nelson with nobodies like those two.

by Anonymousreply 5206/09/2013

Iain Banks

by Anonymousreply 5306/09/2013

R51, how do you know if Jimmy Carter can move his bowels without help? That can really kill you.

by Anonymousreply 5406/09/2013

Hey R52, if you want to get into AIDS talk... there were 50 cases total of HIV when I first visited South Africa in 1988, ridiculously less than than the US at the time. Now 2/3 of the population is infected. How's that for progress? (I won't put that one on Mandela though it should've been a far bigger priority).

"AIDS... it's not your gay friend's disease anymore. Especially in Africa."

by Anonymousreply 5506/09/2013

r6 made me laugh.

agreed about mandela. i will cry when he dies.

by Anonymousreply 5606/09/2013

Should we add Paris Jackson to the mix? They always try again.

by Anonymousreply 5706/11/2013

Don't forget about me!

by Anonymousreply 5806/11/2013

Date: 30 July, 1988

Mary-Anne D'Oliveira Netto Serrano (21) was killed in a bomb explosion in the Wimpy Bar at the Benoni Plaza, Benoni on the East-Rand. About sixty people were injured, of whom nine seriously. Four men, Tebogo Kebotlhale, Molwedi Mokoena, Phumzile Sigasa and Elgas Mabore Ndhlovu who declared themselves as ANC members, applied for amnesty to the Truth and Reconciliation Commission (TRC) for the bombing in Benoni and an ambush outside Lindela Hostel in Katlehong in 1988. They alleged that they had targeted the Wimpy, because they believed it was a regular meeting place of police officers. The four men were granted amnesty in 1999.

Mandela = ANC, Mandela = amnesty, RIP, Mary-Anne, say hi to him in the next few days when he arrives up there.

by Anonymousreply 5906/13/2013

I may surprise you all, and my eyes may just pop out of their sockets, and I'll take my dirt nap. I think it would work out well for all of you haters.

by Anonymousreply 6006/19/2013

After reading another thread here - Nick Stahl , following in Brad Renfro's sad footsteps.

by Anonymousreply 6106/19/2013

Pete Doherty.

by Anonymousreply 6206/19/2013

I am just waiting for the news about Valerie Harper. Sad, sad, sad.

by Anonymousreply 6306/19/2013

Feel sad, sad, sad for James Gandolfini who just dropped dead at age 51 in Italy.

by Anonymousreply 6406/19/2013

NOBODY saw Tony Soprano on that list.

Talk about left field

by Anonymousreply 6506/19/2013

All bets are off - they're really coming out of left field now. So I'll take 3 wild guesses, who's next ? Warren Beatty, Sally Struthers, Lil Wayne

by Anonymousreply 6606/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 6706/19/2013

I wonder if booger sugar was involved in T's death

by Anonymousreply 6806/20/2013

Gandolfini was a sweaty, fat time bomb. I was not surprised at all. He wasn't on my radar because I never watched the Sopranos and never found him to be an interesting actor. Although he, apparently, was a good actor. But I get the feeling he ate like a self-indulgent pig and did not have a heart doctor. Just a hunch. FATAL heart attacks you really have to work at. Even with zero history of heart disease in a family, you should always monitor the old ticker. Have tests run. Keep cholesterol low. BASIC maintenance, especially when you are a middle aged fat fuck.

by Anonymousreply 6906/20/2013

R69 seems nice.

by Anonymousreply 7006/20/2013

[quote]a sweaty, fat time bomb

I've always thought of John Goodman this way, and he is 10 years older than Gandolfini was.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman is another one.

by Anonymousreply 7106/20/2013

Phillip S. Hoffman - another one that's hard to believe did heroin . His fat body belies the stats that most drug users are scary skinny.

by Anonymousreply 7206/20/2013

R69, he did not die from obesity, he died from a heart attack which is a mechanical failure probably from a blood clot or over rich food or constipation or alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 7306/20/2013

Or exhaustion. 51 year old with a child under 1.

by Anonymousreply 7406/20/2013

or cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 7506/26/2013

I would say Mandela before Phillip because only the good die young.

by Anonymousreply 7606/26/2013
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