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It's been a month since I broke up with gluten

And my body's never been more cut. I finally have abs. I've been tracking my progress and my body began transforming itself immediately after dropping gluten. Gluten is worse than carbs. Say no to gluten. Eat almonds, drink tequila.

by Anonymousreply 5506/17/2013

You look kinda gross, you dumb ass fucker.

by Anonymousreply 106/06/2013

Tell us the homemade anti-wrinkle advice that doctors DON'T want us to know about

by Anonymousreply 206/06/2013

OP, you could use some gluten.

by Anonymousreply 306/06/2013

You look divine darling! A little fat though.

by Anonymousreply 406/06/2013

Wow! You have the same back fat problem I have. AND you look just as angry as I used to feel when I gave up white foods.

I had that loose area on the sides and lower back. Everyone accused me of using steroids or meth. The lines on my face were a little more pronounced.

Now, I'm old.

by Anonymousreply 506/06/2013

Since you "broke up" with Gluten. On the advice of a Redbook article, I assume.

by Anonymousreply 606/06/2013

For thousands of years when people still consume gluten...

by Anonymousreply 706/06/2013

Gurl went shopping on guys with iPhones so she could post something stupid.

by Anonymousreply 806/06/2013

I loved you in Predator (at least in the scenes where you weren't invisible).

by Anonymousreply 906/06/2013

Thanks for the tip OP. I've been packing on the pounds lately, so no more gluten for me.

by Anonymousreply 1006/06/2013

Wow, you bitches are cold...and that's why I love you.

by Anonymousreply 1106/06/2013

OP has body dysmorphic disorder. His furrowed brow indicates that he is examining himself to find more flaws.

by Anonymousreply 1206/06/2013

Good luck OP. I mean it.

by Anonymousreply 1306/06/2013

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by Anonymousreply 1406/06/2013

I think I might still be going through gluten withdrawal.

by Anonymousreply 1506/06/2013

Next time pinch a nip or 2, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1606/06/2013

Lose the haircut, dude.

by Anonymousreply 1706/06/2013

Now he only eats Soylent Green.

by Anonymousreply 1806/06/2013

Your hair looks stupid and you have a micro penis.

by Anonymousreply 1906/08/2013

Is that supposed to be attractive?

by Anonymousreply 2006/08/2013

Why tequila?

by Anonymousreply 2106/08/2013

This is Colton Hayes's ex. Looks like he broke up with Colton before he broke up with Gluten.

by Anonymousreply 2206/09/2013

Come back to me, baby! I miss you!

by Anonymousreply 2306/09/2013

It's bizarre when people just start abstaining from some type of food, and claim health benefits that are unsupported by science, of course.

Raw food, gluten-free for people without celiac's disease, juice "cleanses", and "fasts", Master Cleanse, etc. All silly junk science by people without any idea about nutrition, or how their bodies work!

by Anonymousreply 2406/10/2013

That can't be healthy.

by Anonymousreply 2506/10/2013


Get a life OP

by Anonymousreply 2606/10/2013

I like his hair.

by Anonymousreply 2706/10/2013

OP, you look like someone who doesn't use wet wipes on his butthole.

by Anonymousreply 2806/11/2013

OP, you need to shoot your hairdresser, today.

by Anonymousreply 2906/11/2013

The benefits of dropping gluten are supported by science, R24.

by Anonymousreply 3006/11/2013

What's a typical day's meals consist of without gluten? No bread products at all?

by Anonymousreply 3106/11/2013

The benefits of dropping eggs were supported by science, R30.

The benefits of dropping wines were supported by science, R30.

The benefits of dropping all fat was supported by science, R30.

The benefits of dropping acid was supported by science, R30.

The benefits of dropping, stopping, and rolling was supported by Smokie The Bear and a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet.

by Anonymousreply 3206/11/2013

A month? That's nothing. Let's see how excited you are with that tasteless diet in 3 months.

by Anonymousreply 3306/11/2013

hi, jerreth

by Anonymousreply 3406/16/2013

R32 The benefit of sucking cock has been proven by science. The evidence of a rimjob being good for you is being backed up by science. Most importantly the art of being an utter cuntbag is not backed up by science!

by Anonymousreply 3506/16/2013

Well, when I broke up with gluten, gluten stalked me for months afterward. Bitch called me at all hours, drove by my house constantly, told everyone, "He put his disease in me."

I finally had to get a restraining order.

by Anonymousreply 3606/16/2013

It's not a tasteless diet, R33. I cut gluten out of my diet about three months ago and all I had to do was switch to GF free bread and pasta since those were the only things I relatively consumed that contained gluten. I actually liked both substitutes better than the gluten versions.

What I would like to know is why does the OP swear by tequila?

by Anonymousreply 3706/16/2013

This is a serious question. Wouldn't the lack of gluten make me feel weak, like I'm lacking energy throughout the day? I've tried the leaving carbs thingy but after being without it, like an addict I go right back, almost binging at times. What works for you OP (or any others who successfully dropped it) in leaving gluten behind?

by Anonymousreply 3806/16/2013

You look like Skeletor, you dumb shit.

by Anonymousreply 3906/16/2013

Avoiding gluten really means giving up restaurants and processed food. Of course your going to feel better and more fit.

by Anonymousreply 4006/16/2013

Did this breakup happen in front of JasmineGuy's house OP?

by Anonymousreply 4106/16/2013

[quote]Wouldn't the lack of gluten make me feel weak, like I'm lacking energy throughout the day? I've tried the leaving carbs thingy but after being without it, like an addict I go right back, almost binging at times.

You're not avoiding carbs by cutting out gluten. You can buy GF pasta and bread (which are good) and also brown rice doesn't contain gluten. It's actually really easy to cut out gluten if you're not someone who eats lots of processed foods or eats out often.

by Anonymousreply 4206/16/2013

Somehow, I think eating processed, gluten free substitutes of the real thing is worse for you than a slice of whole grain bread.

by Anonymousreply 4306/16/2013

GF free bread and pasta is made from brown rice and they're not bad for you. They're actually really good for you. The only drawback is they're pricey.

by Anonymousreply 4406/16/2013

You look disgusting,OP. I hate that no body fat look, please remove yourself from the planet.

by Anonymousreply 4506/16/2013

Surprising things that contain gluten:

Cooking spice - chili, adobo, garlic powder, onion powder, most prepared 'mixes' and rubs

Some corn tortillas, corn chips, and cornbreads

by Anonymousreply 4606/16/2013

I hate to be the dissenting voice here OP, but I would fuck your hole.

by Anonymousreply 4706/16/2013


You could make one turn straight!

by Anonymousreply 4806/16/2013

Being gluten free has improved my anus!

by Anonymousreply 4906/16/2013

All 6 varieties of CHEX cereal are gluten-free :)

by Anonymousreply 5006/17/2013

Ewwwww, what's wrong with your stomach? That look just grosses me out.

by Anonymousreply 5106/17/2013

He's ripped!

by Anonymousreply 5206/17/2013

OP, you have cut out a major group of foods (wheat oats rye...) which means most breads and cereals which has cut your caloric intake- thus you have lost subcutaneous fat. Has nothing to do with gluten per se. Gluten is the protein in the above food items, and is not at all bad for you unless you have a gluten sensitivity for mild to full blown celiac disease. Most people do not have this problems.

by Anonymousreply 5306/17/2013

You look absolutely amazing, contrary to the dumb bitches' comments.

by Anonymousreply 5406/17/2013

Gluten is a fucking protein you fool. It's not the problem. What you have inadvertently done is decreased your processed carbs, among any number of other fact-free based food restrictions. Christ, what you people don't know about diet exercise and nutrition is terrifying.

I suggest you do a 30-day Joos fast, followed by 45 days on The Master Cleanse! Then you can show us your sternum from the back!

by Anonymousreply 5506/17/2013
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