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Why Are Aussie Dudes So Hot?

Sure, there are some ugly ones, but the hot ones are a dime a dozen. Where do their good looks stem from? Were their criminal forefathers all handsome? Even many of the non-model material ones are still very doable.

It's interesting, put a couple of Aussies in a lineup of white guys and I can point them out. There's a certain look they have about them. I swear it has to do with their jawlines.

Nothing hotter than when they take their speedos and shove it up the crack of their ass on the beach!

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 6201/27/2015

Oi! Mary, Queen of Mussy!

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 106/06/2013

They aren't hot. Where are you from that you think Aussies are anything to look at? They're about as "hot" as British men.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 206/06/2013

I don't find them hot.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 306/06/2013

Before you say this is not good without pictures, here you go.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 406/06/2013

Great butts and legs on Aussie men.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 506/06/2013

I agree R2. David Williams, for example, is gross.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 606/06/2013

The truly hideous David Pocock.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 706/06/2013

The country invented the Speedo. That tells you something.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 806/06/2013

The very ugly and dick-wilting Ryan Kwanten.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 906/06/2013

Yeah I was gonna say that in the other thread about Aussies, there's a disproportionately buff number of hot people in Oz. I wanna fucking live there, I like their no holds barred attitude as well.

So many of the actors from their shitty braindead soap operas go on to make it in Hollywood, even terrible actors like Jesse Spencer. You don't see that with people in British gloom soaps Eastenders, Corrie or even the looks based Hollyoaks. Rob James Collier being sort of an exception, a model and limited actor but with charisma.

I think as well as the looks, the Aussies are more of a US centric culture as Mel Gibson said and they can do the accent better.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 1106/06/2013

Just had a friend come back from living in Sidney for a year - he said that Aussie guys are really into Americans and their accents for some reason - I had a hard time believing it, as yanks sound like retching buffalos but he swears they are super into it.

Not caveman, but certainly a bit rougher around the edges and not afraid to show it. A certain swagger is hot.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 1206/06/2013

A lot of the actors in Spartacus are from Australia.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 1306/06/2013

I read that the Hemsworth brothers took an American English class, so it must be emphasized for actors over there rather than non stop Shakespeare.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 1406/06/2013

They aren't! They tend to have close-set eyes, big noses, and thin lips.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 1506/06/2013

[quote]Just had a friend come back from living in Sidney

Oh, dear.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 1606/06/2013

There is a mutual admiration society between Aussies and Americans. I have family there and it's wonderful to hear nice things about Americans for a change from abroad.That being said the guys are so fucking cool there. Yeah they can be butchy BUT who wants Paul Lynde when you can have the Aussie version of Johnny Beefcake!;)

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 1706/06/2013

Why do I picture OP typing this while the glittering eyes of his ceramic mermen figurines look on with disapproval?

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 1806/06/2013

aussie guys can be absolutely beautiful in their teens and early 20s, - like many Brit and Irish guys, but they all turn really ugly once they start hitting their 30s. I've never seen an attractive older Asssie guy. French guys, on the other hand are unattractive when young and get much much better looking as they age.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 1906/06/2013

That's okay Aussie guys may lose their looks but guys from the US are generally uninformed from birth. BTW most Aussies (like Europeans) despise self aggrandizing Yanks.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 2006/06/2013

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by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 2106/06/2013

I liked the post 19, it was an interesting observation.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 2206/06/2013

Aussies used to be hot. Like Brits they're getting fat and fast-food flabby now, and I agree that they don't age well. And they have as many arrogant assholes and right wing blowhards as America too.

Italians and Brazilians are way better looking on average.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 2306/06/2013

I went to Sydney two years ago. At first...yeah, Australians are cute, what a body....but then...they are kind of snarky, pissy, bitchy, bitchy girls....

I want a nice Polish guy

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 2406/06/2013

Inbreeding and a somewhat closed society generally leads to uniformity in looks, behaviour, mannerisms,speech patterns.

And, they are essentially the outdoorsy version of Brits...see history books for explanation.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 2506/06/2013

r24, tell us you were surrounded by a whole bunch of GAY Aussie gays.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 2606/06/2013

Why do they age so badly? Is it too much sun and lack of sunscreen use?

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 2706/06/2013

Which Australian guys have yellow skin?

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 2806/06/2013

Aussie guys are no hotter on average than any other country, there's the usual mix of hot and hound, it just seems like they're all hot if all you've seen lately is People of Walmart.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 2906/06/2013

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by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 3006/06/2013

[R7] David Pocock is actually from Zimbabwe...

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 3106/06/2013

Yeah, r19. Older Aussies are hideous.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 3206/06/2013

Rugby players showing off their asses on a beach in Sydney.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 3306/06/2013

[quote] Oi! Prime Ministah!

What's the Prime Minister got to do with it? Australia has a female Prime Minister!

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 3406/07/2013

Am I bovvered?

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 3506/07/2013

Sorry, op. Hot men are hot, all over the world.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 3606/07/2013

Aussie guys are not hot, they age very quickly bc they drink too much. A lot have very bad manners and don't dress nicely.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 3706/07/2013

They are disproportionately high in testosterone, compared to the English or most Americans.

Seriously.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 3806/07/2013

[quote]Sorry, op. Hot men are hot, all over the world.

Nope.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 3906/07/2013

OP, I agree they are HOT!

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 4006/07/2013

They're hot, but man are they fucking insane. Just fucking insane.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 4106/07/2013

whats your point, R32? Actors are hot in every nation. And they look after themselves much better than ordinary people since their career depends on it.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 4206/08/2013

I think OP may be like some gay men who have a bizarre attraction to rednecks. You know it's wrong but it feels so right.

Australia is the trailer park of the world.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 4306/08/2013

I know this isn't exactly related to the topic, but I need y'alls opinion. I just recently joined OKCupid. And, I like this one guy. Do y'all think he is attractive?

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 4406/08/2013

Their masculinity

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 4506/24/2013

Prettiest hair I ever saw. Then he went bald.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 4606/24/2013

R43, so what fabulous society do you come from?

Whatever it is, it is tolerant of xenophobes cause that's what you are.

Australia has some rednecks (like every western country) but they don't all live in caravan parks (as they're called here). Most live in houses and apartments, and many are wealthy.

Despite the fact that we have our fair share of rednecks, we also have universal health care, almost full legal rights for gays (not marriage), our prime minister is an athiest and no one cares, next to no neo-nazis, you do not have to be a Christian to be part of a jury, we do not have the death penalty, we have very tight gun laws, hate crime legislation exists, we accept more refugees (per head of population) than most other countries in the world (apart from the US and Canada) and so on.

But you're a xenophobe so you wouldn't know or care about actual facts.

Oh, and we've got lots of hot men too.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 4706/24/2013

the masculinity

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 4807/02/2013

g

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 4908/03/2013

Is there an Aussie dude Tumblr?

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 5011/13/2014

Because working class whites, their ancestors, are hot. Middle and upper not so much.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 5111/13/2014

This thread does not have enough example pictures as proof.

Get on that.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 5211/13/2014

Because you don't have to live them on a daily basis.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 5311/13/2014

Even if I met an Aussie who wasn't hot, I would still let him fuck me in the ass because of that Aussie accent. And I'm not even a bottom!

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 5411/13/2014

I watched all 692 episodes of Prisoner (Cell Block H), and there was only like four decent looking guys in the whole series.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 5511/13/2014

R54 Sure Jan

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 5611/13/2014

I would let an Aussie dude fuck me in the asshole based on his ACCENT ALONE. That's just how hot they are. And I'm not even a bottom!

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 5711/13/2014

crikey

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 5801/26/2015

unclean anus alert!!

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 5901/27/2015

Couldn't find a pic that better illustrates REAL Aussie doing their dude thing.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 6001/27/2015

The Aussies exude masculinity to a degree I find off-putting sometimes. Hot, yes; over-emoting, not so much. Add booze=obnoxious prick IMHO. I you're jet-lagged so I cut you a break, studs.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 6101/27/2015

Most annoying accent on the planet. But some real hotties.

by Oi! Prime Ministah!reply 6201/27/2015
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