It's rarely ever discussed, especially compared to his sexuality and dealings with Scientology, but it should be. The man has got one fine bubble butt.
Tom Cruise's butt
|by Anonymous||reply 68||08/22/2017|
It is true. OP. Mel Gibson's was beautiful too. It is sort of like the lord decided you can't have everything. I'm going to make you and out and out loon but I'll compensate by giving you a mighty fine ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/04/2013|
Not gonna lie. His ass is pretty delicious. He's a hot guy, but in the past decade, he's become so sweaty, greasy, and sleazy. Kinda turns me off. He too crazy for even a one night stand. A shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/04/2013|
Does bottoming help tone the butt?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/04/2013|
Nice dick too. And this was young Tom, before he got all loony. (Or before we realized how loony he was...)
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/04/2013|
His moobs and womanly hips are pretty gross though.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/04/2013|
It looks pretty fine here....
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/04/2013|
Was Franco Zefferelli gay? Is that how Tom got discovered? He is kind of a cutey in Endless Love.....and GAY! GAY! GAY!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/04/2013|
R2, Read my post on Going Clear and you'll see how Scientology is physically destroying TC.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/04/2013|
Does his butt look as good today?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/04/2013|
That's where Xenu ejaculates.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/04/2013|
Is it true that TC had butt implants?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/04/2013|
His ass is very tasty and oh so tight (at least it was before I got through with it).
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/04/2013|
I was watching "Days of Thunder" the other day, and there's a scene near the beginning of the film where he's on the race track on the side of a car, and he's in tight black jeans, and his ass is truly to die for.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/04/2013|
R12 Speaks the truth!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/04/2013|
link r8 link!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/04/2013|
I never saw it. My room was in the other wing of the house.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/04/2013|
R15, Here is the original source discussing what is really wrong with TC, from a medical/psychiatric perspective. You'll have to scroll down towards the end of the page to see the part that I copied for the Going Clear thread. If anyone can post a better link, I would sincerely appreciate the help.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/04/2013|
Yes, r7, Franco is gay and out (he came out in his 70s).
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/04/2013|
Is this thread an example of a Scieno astroturf operation?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/04/2013|
The thing about Tom Cruise is that he's been such a self-deluded homophobic cunt with a Messiah complex that gay men here like to pretend he's unattractive physically and always has been.
But it's just not true. No one would ever have cared if he were gay or straight had he not once been extremely sexy once upon a time. Granted, that was back in 1985, but even so he's had decent plastic surgery, and he works out a lot, and he has always had a great plump ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/04/2013|
Just read this old piece of gossip. Who's the bio dad?
Katie "is playing stepmother to a girl whose biological father is buttfucking her husband tommyboi. is it also a religious swingers club? there is yet another minefield of bombs yet to come out about these creeps."
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/04/2013|
OP = David Miscavige.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/05/2013|
He was a chunky fat ass in Rain Man. When he did Interview he was so insecure about how his fat ass would look next to Brad Pitt that he had liposuction on it. God only knows what other things besides penises and sex toys have gone in and out of his ass since then.
I have no problem with him doing whatever he needs to do for his career or vanity or whatever. But a homophobic douchebag is a homophobic douchebag and nothing can make that attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/05/2013|
It's huge, unnaturally round when he's bent over, unattractively pear shaped when he stands up, and just strange I doubt it's even his real butt, but they could have chosen a sexier assed stand in. Hell, the stand in may even be padded.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/05/2013|
Ever see him in 'Losing It?', he was pudgy and unattractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/05/2013|
"Endless Love" in cutoffs
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/05/2013|
MI: II rock climbing butt. I used to stare at this picture until my vision was blurry.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/05/2013|
I loved him with the long hair back in 1984 when he filmed Ridley Scott's "Legend".
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/05/2013|
He did a lot of squatting in "Legend", showing off his muscular thighs
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/05/2013|
R4. What a gorgeous, cut, cock! I'm drooling.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/05/2013|
No No No No.. all you bitches are wrong! The scene in Mission Impossible 4 where they are in that tall skyscraper and everyone is dressed in fancy clothes as they prepare for battle, Tom is wearing some nice dress pants, and its a side shot of him by the window, I was like DAMN his ass looked so round and plump and bubblicious! I didn't know he got it like that. All those shots posted do no justice.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/05/2013|
He was hot as hell in the 80s, the #1 pin-up. He also isn't as perfect as he seemed either, he has a big nose (not a bad thing on a guy by any means) and I'd love to know the story about them teefs. The ones in The Outsiders were fakes of course but I think they were meant to be pretty bad before.
As for his ass, I remember reading he was self conscious about it in Far and Away and got a butt double or something.
And I agree with Quentin Tarrantino that Top Gun was SUPER gay and homoerotic. lol @ Kelly McGillis as love interest - she's a classic amongst heavy rumours later confirmed.
As a kid I always thought the lyrics to "Take My Breath Away" were "is this foolish lover gay?".
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/05/2013|
Tom's teef were pretty jacked before he got an implant for "Risky Business". His messed-up teeth in "The Outsiders" are really how they looked back then.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/06/2013|
I would like a shot at his butt. I know he is crazy, but he is still a great looking guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/06/2013|
His ass looks ripe for fucking in this pic
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/06/2013|
He really does wonderful butt presentation doesn't he. Paul Newman must have adored him.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/06/2013|
That's the same pic as my vid in the OP post, R35.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/06/2013|
Really r33? I've heard some say that, but I thought they were fakes for the movie.
Bless Coppola for making one of the hottest movies ever. It may have been a lit adaptation but that was damn near the whole of the bratpack. The 80s may have been a shit time to be gay in terms of the homophobia/lack of visibility in movies etc but at least you had homoerotic fests like that.
We were shown The Outsiders at school. Speaking of school, the guy I was in love with then was a Tom Cruise lookalike. He is damn near identical in some of the teen pics. Sigh. Stunning ass and body which he loved to show off. I thought he was gay but you could never tell then with most of them. Needless to say he was "popular" and called Ken Doll by everyone, but he managed to avoid the cool (i.e. dumb) crowd as he was a science whizz. Nevertheless I refuse to FB any of those school cunts, all dead wood.
Anyway I did a little research and here were the originals. He probably had the caps taken out for The Outsiders. He's since had them continually tweaked I think, in Risky Business they were a bit more jagged. There was an SNL skit where they parodied The Color of Money with a brown toothed Cruise.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/08/2013|
Now fixed here.
The all time worst case of celeb teefs though is Shania "Hillbilly" Twain.
Some people just were born with bad teeth that weren't aligned properly or go yellow very early on, so nobody could blame these two for having dental work. Plus a big part of Cruise's success was that killer smile, perhaps the biggest asset to have in looks.
Americans obsession with perfect teeth is one of their most admirable qualities I always thought, the Brits are finally catching on. Like when that rude dyke Claire Balding spoiled the Grand National winner's victory by saying he could now afford to get his teeth fixed - little did the cunt know he had a congenital condition that gave him the awful teeth. Naturally he had em done.
Anyway back to Cruise azz
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/08/2013|
That bloated pair of water balloons he has stuck under his pants are as fake as a Vegas whore's tits. He pretty much lost any human appeal at the time he turned 20. And now he's as artificial and soulless as Michael Jackson, in his own way.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/08/2013|
He has lady hips, kinda a turn off on a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/08/2013|
R42, does he also have a lady butt?
Which famous guys also have lady hips and butts?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/09/2013|
AIDS infested yes, Homo, NO WAY
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/09/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/09/2013|
someone has to get screen caps from the MI4 scene in the tall skyscraper building the side shot of his ass... YUm!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/09/2013|
You do know that the Data lounge anti Cruise brigade would be the first to drop to their knees to service him if he demanded. Their overreach is obvious.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/09/2013|
Oh, Tom. I saw this in another thread but it needs a repost. lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/15/2013|
Sadly his body is starting to do the half-century sag, droop, and spread.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/15/2013|
He may be a strange but he is sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/15/2013|
Regarding Tom Cruise's teeth, he had braces 10 years ago. They made a big to-do about it on ET or one of those entertainment news shows. They were one of those invisible braces with ceramic brackets. I found this pic:
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/15/2013|
His voice is very high and feminine in that "Endless Love" clip at R49. He also looks like he just stepped off the set of a Chi Chi LaRue film.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/16/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/01/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/01/2014|
R54/R55, how does it compare to the Damon butt?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/01/2014|
Tom Cruise is going down in an unmitigated, crazy way since David Miscavige can no longer "protect" him by ordering crazy, "eccelesiastical" lapping ceremonies at his, well, lap.
The Church of Scientology and David Miscavige are going down and in an ugly way.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/01/2014|
His ass was never any good after his Underwear Dance movie. Broad, fat-flat, artificial. Yuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/01/2014|
I liked "Valkyrie". So sue me.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/01/2014|
Bryan Singer got a great shot of it in Valkyrie.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/25/2014|
Tammy has womanly hips.
The butt is wide and flat.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/25/2014|
Fuck Yeah, Tom Cruise's Ass tumblr page
|by Anonymous||reply 62||08/21/2017|
R62. Really? Repost after three years and four months? Give up the PR, team Tammy. So obvs.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||08/21/2017|
His ass was nice in Risky Business and All the Right Moves.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||08/21/2017|
R63 Like he's Brad Pitt and have a career based on his appearance!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||08/21/2017|
[quote] And I agree with Quentin Tarrantino that Top Gun was SUPER gay and homoerotic.
What a brave interpretation!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||08/21/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||08/22/2017|