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America's Got Talent 2013

Any planning on watching this season? They usually have some good novelty acts in addition to the usual singing and dance acts. Auditions start tonight at 9PM.

by Anonymousreply 15007/26/2014

It's in L.A.? How are they getting Howard to do it? Is he staying at his BFFs?

by Anonymousreply 106/04/2013

They held auditions in New York, Los Angeles and one other city. There's usually a few weeks of auditions before the show moves to Las Vegas and they start culling the acts. Quite a few good acts went through from the cities mentioned above (and some nice looking guys too). Of course there are always some jokey acts which go through as well. Can't believe they put the Booty guy through.

by Anonymousreply 206/05/2013

Just wondering. Hadn't seen the show before tonight. Listened to enough of Howard Stern to know that he hates to fly and will visit Jimmy Kimmel if he has to go to LA

by Anonymousreply 306/05/2013

I can't take another year of this crap. They pass up really talented acts that would be a good fit for Vegas and end up with a fucking DOG ACT as the winner. A FUCKING DOG ACT!

by Anonymousreply 406/05/2013

R4 , a cat person

by Anonymousreply 506/05/2013

God, that British cunt from the Spice Girls is annoying as all hell! Who the fuck thought she'd make a good judge? Send her back to the UK.

Also, why are 3 of the 4 judges foreigners judging AMERICAN talent?

by Anonymousreply 606/06/2013

Too many kids / children's acts. If they're going to focus on so many, why not have America's Got Talent Jr.?

by Anonymousreply 707/09/2013

Loved the dude with the Molotov cockatil.

And the shirtless breakdancing sword swallower has a future in porn.

by Anonymousreply 807/10/2013

Last set of auditions tonight and then next week everyone heads to Vegas where they start culling the acts. Some of the dancing children have to go. How many samba/jive dancing children can one show possibly have?

by Anonymousreply 907/10/2013

Bumping for the live shows. The voting results should be interesting. I expect Collins the teenage magician to go through as well as the KriStef Brothers. I hope the screaming kids get kicked off.

by Anonymousreply 1007/24/2013

Are the judging still using Wild Cards (saves)? I think in every past season each judge was allowed to bring back one axed act before the finale.

by Anonymousreply 1107/24/2013

The 11-year-old with the voice of a black riverboat madam is insanely good.

by Anonymousreply 1207/24/2013

Nick Cannon has a giant zit on his cheek. It's distracting.

by Anonymousreply 1307/24/2013

[quote]God, that British cunt from the Spice Girls is annoying as all hell! Who the fuck thought she'd make a good judge? Send her back to the UK.

Actually Mel B has lived in this country for a few years, as did the last British judge from this show, Sharon Osbourne, she spends more time in the US than in the UK.

Guess you don't realize how many famous foreign celebrities live in California and also in Manhattan. Walk around downtown Manhattan on any given day and play 'Spot the Celebrity', you'd be amazed how many famous actors, actresses and musicians live in Soho, Tribeca and The Village.

by Anonymousreply 1407/24/2013

i went to a taping in radio city music hall.

it was so dull. i had terrible seats. i fell asleep.

hate both howards.

by Anonymousreply 1508/29/2013

I love Mel be, her leads accent is hot.

by Anonymousreply 1608/29/2013

Mel B needs to find a new catchphrase other than "Off da hook!" which she seems to use for every act.

by Anonymousreply 1708/29/2013

show is pretty boring this year

collins key is so fake. i'd let him bone me.

by Anonymousreply 1809/07/2013

Sad to see some of the gay acts get eliminated. I am rooting for Braden James and the Catapult dance troup but realize that they will be lucky to be in the top six.

by Anonymousreply 1909/07/2013

Catapult guys are so hot in their skimpy shorts.

by Anonymousreply 2009/10/2013

R17 I agree, Mel B is so lame with that "Off da hook" bullshit. She's like so many other British idiots who use outdated American slang that the US hasn't used in years, thinking she's being hip and cool.

by Anonymousreply 2109/10/2013

The kenichi dude has an awesome MJ tribute on you tube. Check it out.

I predict him pulling out the tribute for the finale.

by Anonymousreply 2209/11/2013

I can't believe the Kristef Brothers got cut. I'm going to miss staring at the blonde one. He's fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 2309/15/2013

Who are the top 6 acts? Kenichi (sp?), Cami, Jimmy Rose, Collins Key, Forte and who else.

by Anonymousreply 2409/15/2013

Taylor Williamson the comic. Should've been Kristef.

by Anonymousreply 2509/15/2013

Are the Krystef brothers actually brothers? Are they straight? Are they a couple?

by Anonymousreply 2609/15/2013

They're not related at all. I guess they're both straight. The one with the afro has a girlfriend/wife and baby. The blonde one sets off my gaydar so much but from looking at facebook I guess he has a girlfriend too. I really have a hard time believing he's into women. He always looks like he's in love with his "brother."

Kristef would make an adorable couple. They have quite the bromance. I want them to have little hand balancing babies.

by Anonymousreply 2709/15/2013

Those guys are as gay as it gets.

by Anonymousreply 2809/15/2013

This season isn't over yet? WTF? This must be the longest season ever. I stopped watching after that gorgeous sword swallower got kicked off in the live rounds and the terrible country singer who messed up his performance made it through instead.

Speaking of which.. what do we know about Alexander Magala? Gay? Straight? I'd love to do some sword swallowing with him.

by Anonymousreply 2909/15/2013

I don't get a gay vibe from the Kristef brothers, but they clearly know how homoerotic their act is and enjoy that. It was ridiculous that they got cut. That stupid kiddy ballroom act should've gone.

I liked Collins Key at first, but you can tell the attention has gone to his head and now he's a smug jerk.

And what's with all the acts have cutesy names for their fans? "Taylords"? It's even cloying when Lady Gaga, or someone genuinely famous, does it.

You're on a reality talent competition and will be forgotten by October. Next!

by Anonymousreply 3009/15/2013

Yeah, and Collins Key calls his fans Keypers. I can't stand him anymore. Cute young guy but he's gotten REALLY cocky. And he does a variation of the same exact trick every week (it's a prediction trick every damn week) and he doesn't even present it well. It's so long and drawn out and confusing, and very obviously staged. I also hate how he's always sticking his tongue out and saying "swag" and what not. I hate that the young girls keep voting him through because he's cute. Also, what's up with his name being Collins? Why not Collin? Stupid.

But what I'm really wondering is who the hell is voting for Jimmy Rose.

Kristef Brothers really should've gotten Jimmy or Collins spot. As far as their sexuality, I think they're straight, or at least Kris is. Stefan I could see being into guys.

I'm also surprised that Catapult got cut.

I hope Kenichi wins, or maybe Forte.

by Anonymousreply 3109/15/2013

I'm wondering if the homoeroticism in the Kristef Brothers' act is what cost them a spot. You know those fraus...stuffing their faces with their Olive Garden leftovers, voting, concerned about their littly Justyns and Madylyns....

by Anonymousreply 3209/15/2013

The Kristef Brother's homoeroticism is what makes them so great. I was dying when Stefan literally rubbed his ass against Kris's head this week. Fuck the 40 y/o housewives who don't like that. It was great.

Stefan is such a babe.

by Anonymousreply 3309/15/2013

[R29] I don't know if Alexandr is gay or straight, but he's a stripper. I'd probably throw tons of money at him if I saw him at the club.

by Anonymousreply 3409/15/2013

I'm dying to see the white guy from Forte without his shirt on.

by Anonymousreply 3509/15/2013

R35 I have no idea if you're serious or not, but I think that young white guy from Forte is hot.

by Anonymousreply 3609/15/2013

No, I'm very serious, R36.

by Anonymousreply 3709/15/2013

Does anyone else think that Josh Page (the white guy) from Forte has a slight resemblance to porn star James Deen?

by Anonymousreply 3809/15/2013

He does. I bet he has a really hairy chest though.

by Anonymousreply 3909/15/2013

R38 Oh my god, he does. They could be brothers. But I have no idea why yall would want to see this guy shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 4009/15/2013

Maybe Forte will all get down into their underwear at the end of their performance? Somebody's got to do it now that the Kristef Brothers are gone.

by Anonymousreply 4109/15/2013

I'm good as long as Taylor Williamson doesn't get naked.

by Anonymousreply 4209/15/2013

The Krystef brothers were OFF DA HOOK and OFF DA CHAIN.

by Anonymousreply 4309/15/2013

It's funny how Heidi always complains about acts (like Taylor) not being child appropriate but *crickets* when the Kristef Brothers are practically tea bagging each other on stage. She obviously wants to bone them. Not that I blame her.

by Anonymousreply 4409/15/2013

Heidi and Mel B. had me longing for Sharon Osborne (who I normally don't like anyway)

by Anonymousreply 4509/15/2013

R43 Don't forget "bloody entertaining."

by Anonymousreply 4609/15/2013

Heidi is such a fucking idiot. She has all this undue confidence because people have probably told her everything she did was right because they wanted to fuck her. And fuck all her "family friendly" bullshit. Not everything is designed to cater to the needs of her family.

by Anonymousreply 4709/15/2013

Speaking of the family friendly Kristefs... I was looking at their FB page and saw a response they posted to a fan a few days ago (before they got cut), it sounded like they would be getting naked again for the finals if they had made it there. Now I'm even more upset that they got eliminated. Instead of hot naked guys we will get to hear Jimmy Rose butcher another song. Damn it, America.

by Anonymousreply 4809/15/2013

This show is just further proof that the American public has zero taste.

by Anonymousreply 4909/15/2013

I've watched this show since season 1 and have seen a bunch of crappy singers win, but if Jimmy Rose wins that will be the final straw for me. I'll be done. He can't sing for shit and he also messed up the lyrics this past week. But he's a coal mining country singing military veteran with a mom who has congestive heart failure though so he gets put through week after week. BS. I'll also have a fit if the cocky teen magician wins, but I think Jimmy winning is more likely.

I know they didn't have a chance of winning but I definitely would've rather seen another goofy acrobatic routine from Kristef or even more Catapult or the kid dancers.

by Anonymousreply 5109/15/2013

Does anyone else hate Taylor? I hate how he laughs after every single joke he tells. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if his laugh didn't sound like Spongebob. I really don't get why teen girls are going so crazy over this guy. Collins I can understand but not Taylor.

Also, who is voting for Cami Bradley? I don't get that.

by Anonymousreply 5209/15/2013

I think this year's finale will be pretty good. My least favorite is Jimmy Rose.

I could deal with any of the others winning. My bet is that it will be Forte.

BTW, the short white guy in Forte always reminds me of the pron star James Dean. Am I the only who thinks this?

by Anonymousreply 5309/16/2013

[quote]I really don't get why teen girls are going so crazy over [Taylor]

The "looks like a child molester" vote?

by Anonymousreply 5409/16/2013

R53 I said the same thing earlier in this thread! He looks a lot like James Deen. Glad I'm not the only one who sees this.

by Anonymousreply 5509/16/2013

I never would've made the comparison but damn, he does look a lot like James Deen. Now I'm just going to laugh when Forte is on because I won't be able to get that image out of my head. I wonder if he's as well hung?

by Anonymousreply 5609/16/2013

Low class show with no talent wannabes for low class viewers. To get ahead in early rounds be a veteran, sick or disabled (especially children), homeless or poverty stricken (especially children), use the flag as a prop and tour 'Murican superiority. That last one worked best when Piers was on the show as the British baddie. But such esteemed judges as the drunk from Knight Rider, Howard Stern, and Howie Mandel exemplify the demographic they're going after.

by Anonymousreply 5709/16/2013

I agree, there is way too much emphasis on back stories on this show. I was shocked by how far that boring military wives choir made it. And no way is Jimmy Rose still on this show because of his talent, because he doesn't have any. That guy has the ultimate back story with being a vet, a coal miner, country singer, and now we find out that his mom has heart problems. We have Collins Key getting through week after week because 12 year old girls think he's cute and because he keeps reminding us that he's single and swaggy. Actual entertaining and talented acts like the Kristef Brothers get sent home because they don't have a sob story.

My favorite acts are all gone now. I liked Timber Brown (though I guess I can enjoy him in a porno now), Duo Resonance, and Alexandr the sword swallowing pole dancer.

I want Forte or Kenichi to win, but I bet Jimmy takes it all in the end. The guy from Forte actually does look like James Deen. Hey, maybe when he loses to Jimmy Rose and the whole opera singer thing doesn't work out he can get into porn.

by Anonymousreply 5809/16/2013

I disagree, R53. Out of all the reality competition series, I think it's the best because it does feature a variety of different talents. It's not just a bunch of wannabe pop stars singing Adele covers. It's probably the most mainstream outlet for interesting artists.

The big problem is that America votes and usually votes for the most obvious and pandering acts to go through.

by Anonymousreply 5909/16/2013

Am I the only one who isn't that impressed by Kenichi?

by Anonymousreply 6009/16/2013

There is way too much emphasis on backstories, R54. But the worst offender of that is The Voice. For a show that prides it's whole existence on the quality of the performer's voice, they really go into overdrive with their Here Comes The Waterworks sob stories i.e. the girl who lived in a house with mold.

by Anonymousreply 6109/16/2013

I'm not super into Kenichi but I get that what he does takes a lot more planning, creativity, practice, and precision than say, a singer. I would be happy if he won.

by Anonymousreply 6209/16/2013

My picks, from least favorite to most: Jimmy Rose, Cami Bradley, Collins Key, Taylor Williamson, Forte, Kenichi Ebina. Forte and Kenichi would be tied but I think the latter puts more into act creatively-speaking.

by Anonymousreply 6309/16/2013

I think the results will shake out something like this

6th place Cami 5th Taylor 4th Collins (or maybe swap Taylor and Collins... I would imagine that most viewers, except the teen girls, are losing interest in Collins more and more every week)

The top 3 will be Jimmy, Forte, and Kenichi. Kenichi will probably get the dreaded 3rd place (best act every year gets it), and Forte and Jimmy will duke it out for the win. I'm not into Forte but those guys can really sing and Jimmy can't, so it would be ridiculous for Jimmy to win over them, but I can honestly see it happening. Hopefully it won't though.

by Anonymousreply 6409/16/2013

I was so shocked when Jimmy got voted through with that "Coal Keeps The Lights On" song. it was too insider-y. It also sounded like he took the advice "write about what you know" waaaay too seriously.

by Anonymousreply 6509/16/2013

"Booty" is being released on itunes on 10/1.

by Anonymousreply 6609/16/2013

"I was so shocked when Jimmy got voted through with that "Coal Keeps The Lights On" song."

And he looked like the cat that swallowed the coal mine canary.

by Anonymousreply 6709/16/2013

I bet Jimmy sings God Bless The USA this week.

by Anonymousreply 6809/16/2013

re: Jimmy Rose. Why is it that white trash people never know how to moderate their hair gel usage?

It looks like there's an oil spill at the top of his forehead.

by Anonymousreply 6909/16/2013

It's even worse because Jimmy has a terrible haircut to begin with. I saw someone on youtube comment that he looks like Zippy the pinhead. Too funny.

by Anonymousreply 7009/16/2013

[quote]I bet Jimmy sings God Bless The USA this week.

Or "Mama and Daddy Are Sister and Brother"

by Anonymousreply 7109/16/2013

I hope Jimmy sings B-double-o-t-y and twerks all over Nick Cannon. All of Pineville would still vote for him, too.

by Anonymousreply 7209/16/2013

I want to see family acts -- like glockenspiel playing, yodeling, kuhneigen or good old fashioned impersonations of Der Fuhrer.

by Anonymousreply 7309/16/2013

R73, you cracked me up. W&W for you and the German, doll.

by Anonymousreply 7409/16/2013

This thread is useless without pron links to Timber Brown's solo scene!

by Anonymousreply 7509/16/2013

I'd pay to see the Kristef Brothers have sex. They aren't really brothers.

by Anonymousreply 7609/16/2013

Yeah, it's too bad that it's Timber who had the porn past and not the Kristef Brothers. Now that would be hot. I like Timber too though. But Stefan and Kris have so much chemistry and sexual tension.

by Anonymousreply 7709/16/2013

Here's Timber and his wood and some jizz. Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 7809/16/2013

R74 Mmm... Kristef Brother balls!

by Anonymousreply 7909/16/2013

Found this on tumblr. It's the closest thing we'll ever get to Kristef porn.

by Anonymousreply 8009/16/2013

Wow, Timber sure looks a lot better now than he did in the porn days.

by Anonymousreply 8109/16/2013

Kristef Brothers are a gay porno waiting to happen. Here they are handbalancing on the beach, in the briefs.

by Anonymousreply 8209/16/2013

Wow, where have I been? Timber did porn? Sweet. I wish he had given us more nudity on the show then. He only ever took off his shirt and half the time he didn't even do that. That weird routine with the pool would've been 10 times better if he had stripped down to a speedo in the middle of it.

by Anonymousreply 8309/16/2013

Two performances tonight. Jimmy Rose just sang his coal song again.

by Anonymousreply 8409/17/2013

It would be great if someone would start a thread on the new fall tv season which starts this week. Would love a single place to comment on new and returning shows-which will be hits and which will be canceled right out if the gate. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 8509/17/2013

I can't believe Mel B is telling people to vote for Jimmy Rose. Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 8609/17/2013

I cant believe the first hour is boring junk we have already seen.

No truer words " collins keys is the master of confusion"

Please let kenichi do his MJ tribute.

by Anonymousreply 8709/17/2013

The judges are such jokes. They tell every single act that they're the best and they're going to win.

by Anonymousreply 8809/17/2013

Taylor is on stage literally waving around the American flag. I bet he wins now! Ha.

by Anonymousreply 8909/17/2013

Forte and kenichi getnthenlast 2 spots. Bummed kenichi didn't do the MJ tribute. Still think he has mad talent and creativity.

Howard dissed jimmy rose. We know what that means. Jimmy rose the winner.

by Anonymousreply 9009/17/2013

Collins has a future in gay porn. Perhaps Timber can give him a few names of people in the business.

by Anonymousreply 9109/17/2013

I could've sworn that I read somewhere the MJ tribute couldn't ever happen because of copyright issues. Maybe I'm making that up.

Kenichi, Forte, and Taylor were all good tonight. Taylor's first performance with the jokes we've heard because was actually way funnier than his second routine which I didn't really laugh at.

Cami is dull, Collins did the same stuff he always does, and Jimmy was just bad.

by Anonymousreply 9209/17/2013

Jimmy Rose should have done a follow up to his original song -- "Coal Keeps The Lights On (But Meth Brings In The Money)".

by Anonymousreply 9309/17/2013

Kenichi, Taylor and Forte were given the best spots in the lineup. It seems the producers are hoping they will be the final three. Cami should be out quickly and Jimmy Rose should have never made it this far. He simply isn't distinct in any way.

by Anonymousreply 9409/17/2013

Howard Stern tweeted that he thinks Taylor could win the whole thing. I think Howard is delusional. Taylor will get 3rd place at best.

by Anonymousreply 9509/18/2013

My predictions

6th place Cami 5th place Collins 4th place Jimmy (this might be where my predictions get messed up, watch this hack win) 3rd place Taylor

Top 2 Kenichi and Forte. No clue who will win. Hopefully Kenichi.

by Anonymousreply 9609/18/2013

Who's idea was it to put Mel Bitch and Heidi Glum on this show? They both suck.

by Anonymousreply 9709/18/2013

Anyone a Keyper? A Taylord? And how come the other acts don't have cutesy names for their fans?

by Anonymousreply 9809/18/2013

[R97] They have both been a delight. Go fuck yourself

by Anonymousreply 9909/18/2013

R98 I don't think it was ever said on the show but the Kristef Brothers (*sniff*) fans are called the Champion Army.

Jimmy Rose's fans are called hillbillies.

by Anonymousreply 10009/18/2013

I'm guessing that the other acts don't have cutesy names for their fans because their fans are actually over the age of 13, unlike 90% of Taylor and Collins fans.

by Anonymousreply 10109/18/2013

We need to come up with names then so we can be like the Keypers and Taylords. Forte Fuckers? Jimmy Jackoffs? Kenichi Klan? I don't even remember who the 6th person in the competition is.

by Anonymousreply 10209/18/2013

It's Tami, so...Tampons?

by Anonymousreply 10309/18/2013

It's Cami. Clearly, she's forgettable.

by Anonymousreply 10409/18/2013

What are Timber Brown fans called?

by Anonymousreply 10509/18/2013

R105 Porn lovers.

by Anonymousreply 10609/18/2013

I liked Cami's cover of "Believe" when she first did it, but now her voice just sounds thin and disappointing. Same with The Beatles.

Jimmy is plain and so fake. At least Cami seems humble.

Collins is quickly developing an ego, but he's just being a teenager so I'll let it be.

Vote Kenichi!!!

by Anonymousreply 10709/18/2013

Collins is NOT adjusting to his (limited) fame very well. Case in point, that disastrous blind date illusion where the whole point seemed to be in getting his dick sucked.

by Anonymousreply 10809/18/2013

When you're predicting, bear in mind that a dog act won this show.

A dog act. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 10909/18/2013

[R105] Woodies

by Anonymousreply 11009/18/2013

Collins is so cocky and obnoxious now. Last night after his second trick (which is the same thing he does every time) he was shouting out crap like "NOW THAT WAS AMAZING!" and doing his ridiculous laugh. Usually he tells the crowd it's time to make some noise. Have you ever seen his twitter? So ridiculous. He posts pictures of himself in various outfits and asks girls to rate them on a scale of 1-10. Last night he was begging for votes by saying he'd follow anyone who gave all their votes to him. He annoys the shit out of me.

by Anonymousreply 11109/18/2013

Is Mel "Off Da Hook!" B gonna perform her new shitty Autotuned song on the show?

by Anonymousreply 11209/18/2013

Almost an hour in and no results.

Taylor laughing at all of his own jokes is so annoying.

by Anonymousreply 11309/18/2013

Now we have Collins doing his same trick and laughing his ass off the whole time.

by Anonymousreply 11409/18/2013

Josh Groban looked overweight and puffy faced.

by Anonymousreply 11509/18/2013

Collins is only 19. How mature do you expect him to be?

Yes the dog act won last year but who wouldn't want to see them. I think they are great. Let's see if you can stand on your hind legs and jump rope.

by Anonymousreply 11609/18/2013

SPOILER

Pretty shocking. Forte in 4th place.

Top 3 is Kenichi, Jimmy fucking Rose, and Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 11709/18/2013

Hopefully Kenichi will win. Forte got screwed.

by Anonymousreply 11809/18/2013

Ridiculous that Forte didn't even make top 3. Jimmy has to be the next to get cut. Hopefully Kenichi wins.

by Anonymousreply 11909/18/2013

Forte sucked

by Anonymousreply 12009/18/2013

r116 he is 17

by Anonymousreply 12109/18/2013

Jimmy's gone. Yay.

by Anonymousreply 12209/18/2013

I think Kenichi is hot.

by Anonymousreply 12309/18/2013

Kenichi won.

by Anonymousreply 12409/18/2013

Jimmy Spring will have a career after this.

by Anonymousreply 12509/18/2013

I guess there weren't a lot of Keypers and Taylords in America.

by Anonymousreply 12609/18/2013

I'm surprised that the audience for this show voted for a foreigner who's backstory involves him wanting to send his winnings back to his wife in Japan.

I was expecting a Yee-haw, Good Ol' Boy win for Jimmy Rose.

by Anonymousreply 12709/18/2013

The Kenichi Klan won out!

by Anonymousreply 12809/18/2013

Forte may have a good career ahead of them and not winning may actually turn out to be a good thing as is the case with a lot of talent shows. Still, I think they deserved higher than fourth place especially over Jimmy Rose. When the final three were announced, I had a bad feeling. As others have posted, I expected the voting audience to overwhelming vote for the all-American "aw shucks" country singer.

by Anonymousreply 12909/19/2013

R99 = Miss Bitch and Miss Glum.

by Anonymousreply 13009/19/2013

This guy was not happy about the top 2

by Anonymousreply 13109/19/2013

Some people are up in arms about a Japanese man winning the show. Probably the same people who voted for Jimmy Rose.

Forte definitely deserved to place higher but I think they just didn't have that obsessive voting fan base like the other acts did.

by Anonymousreply 13209/19/2013

There's a group of people spewing racist nonsense all over twitter and youtube in regards to Kenichi winning. Why do I have a feeling this is the same group of people who voted Jimmy Rose through every week?

by Anonymousreply 13309/19/2013

Who cares if a zipper head won?

by Anonymousreply 13409/19/2013

Forte got a record deal with Syco/Columbia.

Also, everyone's favorite porn star Timber Brown has some kind of gig opening and closing for Kylie Minogue.

by Anonymousreply 13509/24/2013

The only thing I've ever learned from this show is that actually, America doesn't have talent. Or, if it does, it's not on this piece of shit show.

by Anonymousreply 13609/24/2013

Yep. Forte signed with Syco Records. Aka the record company that Simon Cowell, creator of AGT, owns. It's a huge reason why we'll never be rid of the singers on the show. Because they make money off of them after the show is done by signing them to their record label.

by Anonymousreply 13709/24/2013

Has anyone here ever listed to Special Head's music? My god, it's terrible! I like Crack Head Shuffle. He should come back to AGT next year as a singer.

Speaking of music, the one hit wonder Booty hits iTunes tomorrow. Anyone going to buy it?

by Anonymousreply 13809/30/2013

The new season starts next Tuesday May 27th.

by Anonymousreply 13905/21/2014

Anyone watching this season? I like the 9 year old genius piano playing kid.

by Anonymousreply 14006/10/2014

[quote]Anyone watching this season? I like the 9 year old genius piano playing kid.

There is a thread for the 2014 season but I can't seem to find it using search. I can't stand the piano playing kid -- he came across as too snotty and bratty to me which put me off immediately, no matter his playing ability. It looks like we have two hunky singer / guitarists -- the adopted guy and the Latino looking guy. I can't wait for more novelty acts.

by Anonymousreply 14106/10/2014

I don't know where the 2014 thread is, but is anyone watching? This season isn't as good as last season IMO. Auditions are over and I don't know who to root for yet. Nobody has really stood out. Way too many singers with sob stories, as alwats.

I did like Smoothini the magician and those young boys who played Jimi Hendrix on the cellos, and the young 20-something handbalancing guy who balanced on one finger. But with most of the acts, I have no interest in seeing any of them again.

by Anonymousreply 14207/13/2014

Howard and Howie always save / put through the most asinine acts. Okay, Dustin's Dojo was a funny act -- one time. Just as with Howie's act, the internet comedy duo who sang the Ratchet song, what are they going to do for a follow up?

by Anonymousreply 14307/13/2014

I think this week they start cutting acts.

by Anonymousreply 14407/13/2014

Howie and Howard used their golden buzzer but what about Heidi and Mel? Can it only be used in the original audition rounds or any time in the competition?

Mel B is growing on me but Heidi is really worthless as a judge. All she ever does is say stuff like "I really liked it" "That was good" etc. or parrots what the other judges have said. They need to get rid of her.

by Anonymousreply 14507/13/2014

I don't know what backstage drama someone on another board is talking about, but I can confirm that there was going to be some kind of sexual harassment (or whatever) storyline with Scotty and Christina. Every once in awhile I manage to get my hands on GH breakdowns and on April 1st of this year I got breakdowns and that was one of the stories outlined in it. She was going to accuse him of making a pass at her because she was mad about the affair with Lucy. Franco was going to be involved in the story too and support Scott, and I think Bobbie too. Mac and Felicia were going to walk in on Scotty with his hands all over a crying Christina during a confrontation and Christina and her BF were going to go on the run. The storyline was obviously scrapped and Lucy/Scotty were off screen for about 2 months until this week and now we suddenly have this out-of-nowhere triangle with Bobbie, so I can completely believe that one of the actors had a fit and things got dropped and rewritten.

by Anonymousreply 14607/25/2014

WRONG THREAD... whoops!

by Anonymousreply 14707/25/2014

I can't believe they put those card throwing kids straight through. Once again Howie puts through the dumbest acts imaginable.

I really like Christian Stoinev and his dog. He's got a great body. And Matt Franco the magician is hot.

Golden buzzer acts were a total waste.

How in the world did Juan Carlos the rollerblader make it through? Fun guy but the act isn't good. You know Howie pushed hard for him to go through. Watch him get eliminated and then Howie will bring him back as a wildcard just to piss Howard off. He'll be this year's Big Barry.

I was shocked they sent home the war vet with the prosthetic leg simply because AGT lives for that kind of backstory.

How in the world is anxiety girl going to be able to perform at Radio City? Will she cry and have panic attacks backstage every week and then have Howie give her a pep talk before every performance? What happens when she gets eliminated? Will she break down on stage? Come on.

And as usual, way too many singers but at least there doesn't seem to be any county bumpkin hillbillies this year like Jimmy Rose and Marty Brown.

by Anonymousreply 14807/25/2014

They may have put Juan Carlos through because the show needs a certain number of variety acts, but if so, I'm sure they could have found someone much better.

BTW, it's probably a foregone conclusion, but I'm betting that the Willis Clan - the singing group of brothers and sisters (I think 10 or so of them) - are part of the Quiverful movement like the Duggars. Just like the latter, every child has a "J" name and the background film of them showed them living in some rural, rustic cabin.

by Anonymousreply 14907/25/2014

Willis Clan obviously ran out of names after awhile because one of the kids is named Jedi.

by Anonymousreply 15007/26/2014
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