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Real Housewives of New Jersey - Season 5

...And so it begins

by Anonymousreply 60008/15/2013

Richie cannot believe this is America!

by Anonymousreply 106/02/2013

Oh dear God, not another season of the mentally challenged Teresa, her Neanderthal husband, and the demon spawn!

by Anonymousreply 406/02/2013

Milania is the 9th highest trend on Twitter now

by Anonymousreply 506/02/2013

Love this!

As Caroline just said "Stupid People"

by Anonymousreply 606/02/2013

Mmmm... I'll take Joe Gorga and Joe Giudice pls.

I miss the women from RHONJ! Apparently, they have added to the cast this season.

by Anonymousreply 706/02/2013

How long are they going to milk this Gorga/Giudice feud? They need some new storylines. Caroline looks dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 806/02/2013

when was the vineyard storyline filmed? Has it really been a year since the families have seen each other?

by Anonymousreply 906/02/2013

Joe Gorga makes my mussy twitch.

by Anonymousreply 1006/02/2013

The vineyard crap was during Caroline's birthday party, I think, which is late August. So it probably was a full year.

In other news, Gia certainly hit the awkward years.

by Anonymousreply 1106/02/2013

Teresa: I coulda drownded.

by Anonymousreply 1306/02/2013

Melissa: How did all this water get in here?

by Anonymousreply 1406/02/2013

Rosie will singlehandedly bring back the Ascot.



And see

by Anonymousreply 1506/02/2013

Teresa is taking advice from Gia.

That's not going to end well.

by Anonymousreply 1606/02/2013

Creepy that Caroline followed her children to Hoboken.

by Anonymousreply 1706/02/2013

Looks like Caroline turns on Melissa this season.

by Anonymousreply 1806/02/2013

Where's Greg, Albie's boyfr-- I mean, roommate?

Did Caroline put a hit out on him?

by Anonymousreply 1906/02/2013

The par of Rosie in tonight's episode is being played by Nathan Lane.

by Anonymousreply 2006/02/2013

I agree, R17. Very odd. Looks like Caroline doesn't have much to do in her life.

Also agree with other poster, she's not looking to good. Not lovin the hair.

Still don't understand the utter hatred that Theresa's husband has with Melissa. It's sad to see a grown man use that language in front of his children. What a loser.

by Anonymousreply 2106/02/2013

The hair is just...oh.

by Anonymousreply 2206/03/2013

Rosie looked good in her interview--but the attempt to fem her up with too much makeup and that bad outfit were tragic

by Anonymousreply 2306/03/2013

why is Caroline involves herself in the Theresa/Joe thing--she deserves what she gets

by Anonymousreply 2406/03/2013

Is Caroline's apartment story true? Selling the house and moving? Or are she and Albert living separately?

by Anonymousreply 2506/03/2013

Did Teresa graduate from high school?

by Anonymousreply 2606/03/2013

In the preview for the entire season, not one shot of Greggy but we do get the return of Asslee, so I'm torn.

by Anonymousreply 2706/03/2013

Greg is living in San Francisco and has a job...unlike the Manzo boys.

Albert has been running around on Caroline for years.

Joe Guidice is looking at serious jail time next month.

Kathy and Rich are poor. Kathy does hair and Rich manages (not owns) a gas station.

Melissa & Joe are dirt poor. They lost their house (they did NOT choose to move to get away from the Guidices) and may have to move in with the parents.

Chris and Jacqueline are also facing serious charges/jail time. One for bank fraud and another for recently attacking a man. Chris and Joe Gorga roughed him up while Jacqueline hit him in the head with her stiletto and drew blood.

Theresa, believe it or not, is the most stable one on the show. Both mentally and financially.

What does THAT say about these people?

by Anonymousreply 2906/03/2013

Juicy is carrying around triplets. That is some major protrusion.

by Anonymousreply 3006/03/2013


I thought the same thing. It seems like Caroline and Albert are living separately.

by Anonymousreply 3106/03/2013

The promotional billboard for these skanks cracks me up. It says 'Family is a Force of Nature' but judging by the photo i'd say 'Spanx are a Force of Nature'.

And R29, thanks for the real stories!

by Anonymousreply 3206/03/2013

Melissa is driving around in a new $200k Bentley.

These people are such skanky thugs that it's not even fun to laugh at them anymore.

by Anonymousreply 3306/03/2013

Caroline said that with the kids out of the house, she and Albert decided to downsize. So they rented an apartment in Hoboken to see if they could live in an apartment. Nothing was said about them living apart, and they're together in the previews.

by Anonymousreply 3406/03/2013

[quote]Melissa is driving around in a new $200k Bentley.

Leased by Bravo. As was their Jersey Shore rental (along with the Wakiles).

Bravo also sent the Gorgas on a flashy Hamptons Memorial Day vacation last month to "keep up appearances."

by Anonymousreply 3506/03/2013

R34, I know that is what she said. There is something that didn't ring true about that statement though. I don't know....

by Anonymousreply 3606/03/2013

Was Gia in full make-up? That girl is 11 years old.

by Anonymousreply 3706/03/2013

[quote]to see if they could live in an apartment.

They lived in an apartment for years over the Brownstone before purchasing their home.

You know, that illegal residence Albert claimed so he could get that cushy gov't water works job...well, until it was discovered and he was forced to resign in disgrace.

by Anonymousreply 3806/03/2013

Sorry, not buying Caroline's downsizing story. They're all about family, and they need a big house for family get-togethers. It's either a money or marriage problem.

by Anonymousreply 3906/03/2013

I think Caroline wants Joe Gorga's cock in her quite deeply. Then again, who wouldn't want that?

by Anonymousreply 4006/03/2013

[quote]Greg is living in San Francisco and has a job...unlike the Manzo boys.

My boys don't need a job. They work all the time running their incredibly successful company. Maybe you've heard of it. It's called Black Water!

Embarrassed now, Mr Expert @R29????

by Anonymousreply 4106/03/2013

Love that Rosie!

by Anonymousreply 4206/03/2013

Is it true Danielle Staub is coming back this season?

by Anonymousreply 4306/03/2013

what a bore last night's show was.

I am so sick of the 3 yr old feud. The writers need a new story line.

I couldn't believe I was finding Joe Gorga hot last night.

But dude sucks dick. He smells cookies of the highest order. I've never seen a straight guy act like such a pussy and around his "2nd mom" Caroline "RULES" Manzo???? The tears? Come on.... and let's not forget his love for his hot bro-in-law.

And sorry, I'm not sure if it's his open mouth breathing (albeit with new whiter veneers) but I cannot stomach Richie. He is such scum. As is that disaster of a bull dyke, I think her name is Butchy Boy.

Lastly, Theresa and Joe are such Italian losers. The worst kind of fake losers. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 4406/03/2013

R 43, I hope so. There was also talk of Kathy leaving and adding more housewives when last season ended. But nothing seemed to happen. Now this season seems to be the same boring story-lines as last season.

by Anonymousreply 4506/03/2013

I think they only keep Kathy around because of her connection to Rosie, who inexplicably is very popular with the viewers. Otherwise, Kathy is just another passive-aggressive shit-stirrer.

by Anonymousreply 4606/03/2013

The Manzo boys just invested in a bar in Hoboken called Little Town NJ ( Guess Blackwater isn't doing so well, then again who the hell would market bottled water like that.

by Anonymousreply 4706/03/2013

Rosie needs a spinoff

by Anonymousreply 4806/03/2013

R48, I wish! Teresa is getting her own Bravo spin-off.

by Anonymousreply 4906/03/2013

Yeah, and where the hell is my spinoff?

by Anonymousreply 5006/03/2013

the season preview seems to show Albert mad and fighting with Caroline

LMFAO at Teresa's daughter falling on her face in high heels

by Anonymousreply 5106/03/2013

Bring Back Granny G. I miss her and her Bentley.

by Anonymousreply 5206/03/2013

Now that Bernie Kerik is out of jail and on house arrest, his besties the Manzos can bunk with him.

by Anonymousreply 5306/03/2013

Kathy looks a little hefty here. Or maybe it's just that she's standing next to Melissa.

by Anonymousreply 5406/03/2013

Is Gorga still fucking Joey Simpson?

by Anonymousreply 5506/03/2013

Melissa put a stop to THAT, r55. Joey Simpson was heartbroken.

by Anonymousreply 5606/03/2013

There is just something so repulsive about the Wakile husband. Slimy, greasy, lazy. And what the hell is with the polos with the upturned collar? He looks like a moron.

by Anonymousreply 5706/03/2013


Doubtful. It's called editing. We see it all the time on this show in particular. An innocent comment gets edited into previews to look like it's the start of a huge war. I bet her comment is nothing more than, "Theresa always said I didn't know the real Melissa, that might have been true... but I've never seen anything to indicate she's not a nice person who loves her family."

It's always bullshit like that.

Word is though that this year, they decided to give Melissa the Devil edit. We'll see.

by Anonymousreply 5806/03/2013

Anyone else find all the scenes with her kids incredibly forced? It came across as though she totally had them rehearsed to try to come off as the kind, caring, mother who, along with her children, are victims of the evil Melissa.

I still love how they NEVER show her second daughter. I don't even remember what her name is, but you know the one, the one that actually looks normal, or at least, the one that doesn't look like an orangutan. Whenever they do show her, she's just in the background and Theresa and Joe... and none of the siblings really, ever have anything to do with her.

by Anonymousreply 5906/03/2013

r59, Gabriella is like Jane Goddall in a forest full of orangutans.

by Anonymousreply 6006/03/2013

Teresa will have absolutely no idea how to parent these girls as they get into the teen years, and Juicy is a big old pile of nothing. Those poor girls will be screwed to the max.

by Anonymousreply 6106/03/2013

I sort of love that Gia told Theresa to STFU with the shrieking.

by Anonymousreply 6206/03/2013

Joe Gorga repulses me and turns me on at the same time.

What's to become of me?

by Anonymousreply 6306/03/2013

r63, when Rich Wakile starts to turn you on, then you should worry.

by Anonymousreply 6406/03/2013

I actually like the family feud storyline. They must really hate each other, to have not spoken in a year.

Milania's a terror, but she seems so sweet with Antonia. If anything, I hope those two remain close.

[quote] Yeah, and where the hell is my spinoff?

Granny G? Go scratch!

[quote] Is Gorga still fucking Joey Simpson?

*fanning self* Joey Simpson is so fucking hot. I know those two fooled around, and I would pay good money to see it in person!

I just know that Joe Giudice was in on it too, at some point, along with Chris Laurita. All four of those guys strike me as downlow, but with such trashy wives, it's not surprising.

Joe Giudice actually called Chris and Joe Gorga "momos" at the last reunion, and I don't think he was kidding. They've all tasted cock before.

[quote] Gabriella is like Jane Goddall in a forest full of orangutans.

No fucking kidding. She is the ONLY attractive child of Teresa's, and go figure that she's the quietest and most well-behaved. You don't hear a peep out of her.

Gabriella needs to run away from that family, the minute she turns 18.

R29, do you have any other "facts" to spill?

by Anonymousreply 6506/04/2013

How long before Teresa will be rationalizing getting Gia a nose job?

by Anonymousreply 6606/04/2013

What does Greg do in San Francisco? Wall Street finance advisor?

by Anonymousreply 6706/04/2013

Gabriella is only attractive in comparison to her sisters. She's cute, in a plain way, but nothing like you all are making out.

But she does seem quiet and calm, and for that she deserves a nod.

by Anonymousreply 6806/04/2013

Forgot to add: "quiet and calm" won't get you screen time, and that's why you hardly see Gabriela.

by Anonymousreply 6906/04/2013

Miss Cohen does not find Gabriella interesting enough to make a creative video in which he splices various scenes together to the tune of bad music. Therefore, she is not featured.

by Anonymousreply 7006/04/2013

Did anyone say Garbiella was attractive? I think most people just point out that she's the most "normal" looking of the kids and that's largely due to the fact that she looks nothing like Theresa. God somehow blessed her by letting her skip that gene pool. She looks like Joe and his side of the family.

by Anonymousreply 7106/04/2013

I think I know why Joe Giudice hates Melissa so much. 1) He probably wants to fuck her 2) He probably wants to fuck Joe Gorga and is pissed Melissa's in the way.

I have a friend who swears he knows that stuff has gone on between the Joes, mostly when they were younger, but within the past few years as well. That's supposedly why there's always so much (sexual) tension between them.

by Anonymousreply 7206/04/2013

The fact that Gabriella doesn't look like Theresa is exactly why Theresa pays no attention to her.

by Anonymousreply 7306/04/2013

There is no doubt in my mind that something sexual happened between the Joes.

by Anonymousreply 7406/04/2013

[quote]I have a friend who swears he knows that stuff has gone on between the Joes

Midget wrestling?

by Anonymousreply 7506/04/2013

this will be the last season for the current cast on NJ - the fan concensus is they are tired of the same old thing. This season is a come to jesus feel good ending for the current cast. Teresa make be kept but there will be a RHONYC type sweep on NJ.

by Anonymousreply 7606/04/2013

I def think that Theresa may be the only cast member left standing after this season. She is too popular to get rid of. Andy Cohen def does not like her, he prefers Melissa. That being said, Theresa is too popular with fans to boot from the show.

by Anonymousreply 7706/04/2013

So, will Chris Manzo come out this season? Will Albie finally get it on with his mother?

by Anonymousreply 7806/04/2013


I m not convinced that Theresa will stay on the show either. If she gets her spin off, she'll leave mid-way through like Kim Z did on Atlanta. They might have to keep at least two other Housewives on just to keep some consistency.

by Anonymousreply 7906/04/2013

[quote]Is Gorga still fucking Joey Simpson?

Joey Pirrella is the hot, gayish brother-in-law who's married to Melissa's sister Kim. He's the one who hit up Juicy Joe for money he allegedly owed. Scottie Simpson is the bearish one who's married to Mel's sister Lysa.

Some folks who post at the Housewives blogs (All About the RHs, etc.) seem to think Scottie is the gay one -- supposedly he was spotted alone at a gay club -- but to me Joey P. pings off the charts. Hell, maybe they're both gay.

by Anonymousreply 8006/04/2013

Does Jaq really think that the drama about her sick son is going to keep viewers interested in her? She needs to get heavily invested in the Gorga/Jewdice feud pronto.

by Anonymousreply 8106/04/2013

All of the Housewives shows are tired at this point. Beverly Hills probably has the best cast, but even Lisa Vanderpump seemed over it towards the end of the season.

Is NYC currently filming a new season? It feels like it's been over a year since they were on.

by Anonymousreply 8206/04/2013

r76, if Bravo is concerned with keeping ratings, I doubt they will make drastic changes. The show did extremely well on Sunday, so despite fans supposedly complaining, they are still watching.

by Anonymousreply 8306/04/2013

NYC started filming very recently. I don't think we'll see it back before November.

by Anonymousreply 8406/04/2013

So the guy in this pic is Pirrella?

by Anonymousreply 8506/04/2013

And this is the one from the gay club?

by Anonymousreply 8606/04/2013

Milania is my second coming.

by Anonymousreply 8706/04/2013

Anyone notice that Melanoma and Gia have such raspy voices? Is there a reason that it sounds like theyre throats have been scraped repeatedly?

by Anonymousreply 8806/04/2013

The amount of rumored gays on NJ rivals OC.

by Anonymousreply 9006/04/2013

Next to NeNe, Teresa is the most highly paid housewife out of all the franchises. Andy may hate her, but he knows that she brings in the viewers. NO ONE is tuning in to watch know-it-all Caroline and her boring brood, and certainly not Kathy or Melissa.

by Anonymousreply 9106/04/2013

Yes, R71, several people, on various threads, have commented on how attractive Gabriella is.

by Anonymousreply 9206/05/2013

Scottie and Joey looking like boyfriends:

by Anonymousreply 9306/05/2013

The bedazzled cross, the shirt open down to his belly button, the clunky silver necklace. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 9406/06/2013

Taking bets on how long it will take Gia to beg for some plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 9506/06/2013

i think i prefer even miami to this one. these bitches really are suburban and miserably petty. and we're getting a third helping of gorga/guidice drama? o..m..f..g..

by Anonymousreply 9606/06/2013

Miss Cohen loves his NJ Italian family drama.

by Anonymousreply 9706/06/2013

Miami is so boring. I can't tell any of those women apart. There's something real and raw about NJ that makes it more compelling than the others for me, probably because there is authentic hurt and pain among family and friends, as opposed to the other shows where a bunch of women without any prior meaningful relationships were randomly cast and the drama is so transparently contrived. OC is a good example of this. It's really hard to care about the Vicky/Tamra relationship or any fallout in the Tamra/Gretchen relationship with Vicki and Tamra bonding again, since there was nothing deep there to begin with. I know, yet I watch anyway LOL. And yes, this is a big MARY post.

by Anonymousreply 9806/06/2013

NJ is the only one I watch.

Slightly O/T: Has anyone caught "Pretty Wicked Moms?"

Now, that's some trash TV.

by Anonymousreply 9906/06/2013

It's been way too long without RAMONA!

Bring back NYC!

by Anonymousreply 10006/06/2013

Let's send Rosie pictures of our assholes and tell her that we have killer smiles.

by Anonymousreply 10106/07/2013

Please, more SPRINKLE COOKIE drama.

by Anonymousreply 10206/07/2013

I don't really want to wish it on those girls, but if there is any justice, that smug midget Juicy will get sent to prison. Hell, that could be a blessing in disguise for all of them. He strikes me as extremely toxic, and the way he talks to his wife and daughters is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 10306/07/2013

Melanoma is going to start working the pole. Those Guidice girls know how to bring in the money.

by Anonymousreply 10406/08/2013

Fuck Ramona. I want more Aviva, her psycho drama and her creepy father!!

by Anonymousreply 10506/08/2013

More please about the three Joe's getting it on with each other.

by Anonymousreply 10606/08/2013

the bro in law Joe Pirelli HAS to suck dick.

I've known countless Italians just like him. And they all crawled across the floor to suck my dick.

by Anonymousreply 10706/08/2013

Do any straight men wear their shits open down to their abs with a big silver chocker around their necks?

by Anonymousreply 10806/08/2013

I am a sociopathic demoness with cryptogay tendencies.

Am I the new DL mascot?

by Anonymousreply 10906/08/2013

[quote]Do any straight men wear their shits open down to their abs with a big silver chocker around their necks?

Well in NJ, it's only the straight guys do that.

by Anonymousreply 11006/09/2013

This thread is a fucking howler. Better than the show thus far.

i LOVE RHONJ but this first episode was a snoozefest.

Gia actually seems like a sweet and sensitive kid. I think she will grow up to be a stunner. She has a good heart.

Milania "Melanoma" seems much better behaved this season. I love her affection for her cousin.

The little one who fell on her face in high heels looks like some kind of creature from the bush. She is comedy gold and always looked weird with that curly mop of hair. She reminds me of the dear Sadie Sandler.

Joe Guidice is a piece of complete shit. I se no redeeming qualities

I actually like Jacqueline but my god that story is a downer, and not good tv. I wish them well.

Caroline seems desperate, and her whole thing is ringing way false.

Melissa is so gonna get the devil edit. HATE her new lips and teeth. She looks way different.

Joe Gorga- hotter than ever. He actually seems like a sweet hard working guy.

How the hell did Richie and Kathy get another season? Makes no sense. They are -played- out.

Love Rosie, but I get the feeling that she is a 4 who only goes for 10's...

by Anonymousreply 11206/09/2013

Gia going to be a stunner? Uh.....

by Anonymousreply 11306/09/2013

Truthfully, Gia could go either way.

by Anonymousreply 11406/09/2013

r114, of course she could. Depends on how much you pay her.

by Anonymousreply 11506/09/2013

Gia will be a stunner in sort of the same way that Medusa is a stunner

by Anonymousreply 11606/09/2013

When they flash pictures of Theresa as a child, she looked exactly like Gia does now. If that's any indication then....

Well, let's just say, Theresa is no stunner.

by Anonymousreply 11706/09/2013

Ugh. I thought Danielle was coming back.

Kathy and Melissa are terrible and boring.

by Anonymousreply 11806/09/2013

I love you, R101

by Anonymousreply 11906/09/2013

What happened to Kim G?

by Anonymousreply 12106/09/2013

R121 Who?

by Anonymousreply 12206/09/2013

Caroline called her daughter a bitch tonight.

I guess that is step up from being an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 12306/09/2013

At least she didn't call her a fat bitch (which is more accurate).

Is Gabriella adopted? She looks nothing like the rest of the tribe (and I do mean tribe).

I do think the menstrual blood in the wine story was probably the dumbest thing Teresa has ever said (and that's saying a lot).

by Anonymousreply 12406/09/2013

Kathy and Rich need to go. Now.

Rosie and the kids can stay.

by Anonymousreply 12506/09/2013

Is the Gorga home made out of cardboard?

by Anonymousreply 12606/09/2013

Is it me or do black women who have blonde hair look very odd?

by Anonymousreply 12706/09/2013

"Jen is a high end REAL-IT-TOR."

by Anonymousreply 12806/10/2013

I am not a hairdresser,but what could be done to Caroline so she would look better?

Short blonde spiky hair?

Less boobs?

Nose job?

New speech pattern?

by Anonymousreply 12906/10/2013

Caroline keeps her step shoe in the dryer.

by Anonymousreply 13006/10/2013

Why the hell do all the great Giudice threads keep disappearing?

by Anonymousreply 13106/11/2013

r131, Joe Guidice eats them.

by Anonymousreply 13206/11/2013

Moving because they don't want their kids at the same school as Teresa's girls?

Why is bullshit like this never called out? Those two are broke, and trying to see that place for 4 mil? WTF?

by Anonymousreply 13306/11/2013

Richturd Wakile is vile. I actually feel bad for Kathy. Sure, she's boring but relatively harmless. Her husband's sex schtick is embarrassing, not to mention he's an eyesore. The hair, the glasses, the upturned collar polos, the chins...

by Anonymousreply 13506/11/2013

Look at me. I'm Melissa and I'm dancing on the pole.

by Anonymousreply 13606/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 13706/11/2013

Kathy is a smart attractive woman and her kids are grown. She needs to divorce that embarrassing excuse for a husband.

by Anonymousreply 13806/11/2013

Why did he shave his head? Propecia didn't work?

You know Joey Pirella hits that.

by Anonymousreply 13906/11/2013

Is superstar Gia pissed that Melanoma has stolen her spotlight?

by Anonymousreply 14006/11/2013

He looks about 5'4 in that pic

by Anonymousreply 14106/11/2013

That thing Jennifer is horrific. Truly beastial. Teresa has some shady friends huh?

by Anonymousreply 14206/12/2013

Agreed, R142. That realtor looked like a were-panther in perpetual transformation.

by Anonymousreply 14306/12/2013

Yous all need to have a Fabellini and relax.

by Anonymousreply 14406/12/2013

So what is the deal with Don Caroline? Are she and Albert living separately? I like how she changes the reason for the apartment from episode 1 to episode 2.

And Lauren is still a miserable bitch. I could never stand her, but her coming out at the reunion last year and going after Teresa was vile. She is NOT a housewife and she has no place, yet she continues to sqwack like she's relevant.

by Anonymousreply 14506/13/2013

r145, and don't forget, she's FAT FAT FAT.

But, check out this pic someone linked of Richie "I run a gas station" Wakhili, friend to Butchy Boy:

by Anonymousreply 14606/13/2013

Is she still fat? I thought she got the lapband?

by Anonymousreply 14706/13/2013

I'm surprised Melissa doesn't take the opportunity to showcase her family more. Aren't they famewhores too?

by Anonymousreply 14806/13/2013

She's not fat.

by Anonymousreply 14906/13/2013

Joe Giudice was sexy as fuck when he was young.

by Anonymousreply 15006/13/2013

Sexy as fuck is a bit of an overstatement. But still, time has ravaged him.

by Anonymousreply 15106/13/2013

The facial features on Theresa, Joe and her brother are simian at best. Short little trolls with horrible taste, no class, and little intelligence. I love them!

by Anonymousreply 15206/13/2013

[quote]R145 and don't forget, she's FAT FAT FAT.

Thank you Theresa for putting in your two cents.

by Anonymousreply 15306/13/2013

Remember in the first season when everyone used to go on and on about Albie's looks? Now he looks bloated and pasty.

by Anonymousreply 15406/13/2013

Gorga was a beautiful man.

It's like nature had to balance things out by making him a midget.

by Anonymousreply 15506/14/2013

The real estate person was on another Bravo Show, Pregnant in Heels as a hotsy totsy pregnant woman who refuses to listen to her husband.

I guess they use Central Casting.

by Anonymousreply 15606/14/2013

Love him or hate him, Joe Gorga has nice nipples and a nice ass. He's so bisexual that it hurts - I bet he's bent over for a lot of men.

by Anonymousreply 15706/14/2013

r157, we can attest that's true.

by Anonymousreply 15806/14/2013

Well, now we know that Gia has pubes. TV at its best!

by Anonymousreply 15906/16/2013

Teresa is a can anyone stand her. She's disgusting. I can't watch the show anymore because of her.

by Anonymousreply 16006/16/2013

Why is Giana's cake in the shape of a vagina?

by Anonymousreply 16106/16/2013

How did they ever cast Kathy knowing she had a husband that ugly?

by Anonymousreply 16206/16/2013

What happened to Christopher's body? is it fat, booze bloat, or muscle?

by Anonymousreply 16306/16/2013

You got hair on your teeth?

by Anonymousreply 16506/17/2013

I find myself feeling sorrier and sorrier for Gia.

That being said, WHY did that "you've got hair on your grill" comment come out of the mouth of a six year old? Where the hell did she learn that from?

by Anonymousreply 16606/17/2013

R166 - It's what we Italians say all the time

by Anonymousreply 16706/17/2013

Isn't it time for Don Caroline to call Krittafer FAT like she did her daughter?

How long before we hear of a Manzo divorce? The Hoboken apartment thing is beyond weird.

by Anonymousreply 16806/17/2013

What Teresa and Joe do to their kids has to be a form of child abuse. The way she trots them out and puts them in the middle of adult discussions/situations is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 16906/17/2013

No comment on Melanoma saying Gia's BFFL is a wimp "I like older men."

by Anonymousreply 17006/17/2013

Here's a pic of Ms. Cohen riding Gorga.

by Anonymousreply 17106/17/2013

That Rosie has some serious rage issues. They need to get her professional help.

by Anonymousreply 17206/17/2013

That creature Rich Wakile is truly an eyesore.

Has Greggy come back to squeeze Christopher's moobs?

by Anonymousreply 17306/17/2013

The Waikikili boy is turning into a stud.

by Anonymousreply 17406/17/2013

Where has Albie been hiding?

by Anonymousreply 17506/17/2013

I stopped watching this. It's too trashy and the cast is beyond annoying. I read that the Laurita home was nearly foreclosed.

by Anonymousreply 17606/17/2013

There was a blind item recently that was believed to be about Caroline and Al. It stated that his mistress is a striper and he pays for her apartment.

by Anonymousreply 17706/17/2013

The thing about Theresa is why doesn't she have her hairline taken back a bit? It's so low. It distracts me. I remember on America s next top model one of the models Anchel a purdy Indian girl had a very similar hairline. During her makeover all they did was some threading and her hairline looked so much better, Theresa do it! now! She get's her boobs done, lips botox Im sure, now do the hairline.

by Anonymousreply 17806/17/2013

I know I'm in the minority here but teresa's oldest daughter is very cute andcould be quite gorgeous when she gets older.

by Anonymousreply 17906/17/2013

Gia did look nice in the salon chair with extensions and she seems sweet although she doesn't seem to like Zia Melissa. Can't wait for the bus scene when Melanoma is on the stripper pole and says "like Aunt Melissa!"

by Anonymousreply 18006/17/2013

Gia has beautiful eyes. But it's the nose. Maybe if she fixes it. But she prolly is destined to be as tall as her father!

by Anonymousreply 18106/18/2013

The baby Audriana (ridiculous name) looks exactly like juicy Joe.

by Anonymousreply 18206/18/2013

The hairlines of these skanks freak me out. Teresa's hairline ends about a centimeter from her eyebrows. Melissa's hairline goes all the way back halfway on her head.

by Anonymousreply 18306/18/2013

r181, she will be getting a nosejob for her 16th birthday.

by Anonymousreply 18406/18/2013

[quote]about Chris being fat and Caroline not calling him out like she did Lauren

That's because Lauren had a hard time finding love and happiness, and Chris has us.

by Anonymousreply 18706/18/2013

Lauren was concerned about her body image; Chris is not.

by Anonymousreply 18806/18/2013

I still can't believe that Richie "I Run an Amoco" Wahkili graces our screens each week. I mean, you can actually SEE his rancid breath when he mouth breathes through those liver lips, all the while dressed like a buffoon (who wears a starched collar up?? That's right, a fucking douche bag).

And sorry, but Rosie is a Butchy Boy. Fame is ruining her. She should have stopped realizing she can fish WAY OUT OF HER LEAGUE due to the show. Instead, she wants to be a "star". And what does she have to offer? Roid rage. LOOK AT HER!

Caroline "Rules" Manzo needs to get a life. Stat. Her lap banded hubby found his mojo and is probably fucking a whore. She needs to focus on something other than the Gorgas. Lil Joe ain't gonna be fucking you, hon. He saves that for Uncle Chris....

by Anonymousreply 18906/18/2013

The Wakiles won't make it another season.

by Anonymousreply 19006/18/2013

Without the Wakiles, Rosie would not be on the show. It's fairly plausible to have a cast member's sister hanging around the house, but it's harder to include a cousin for comic relief.

by Anonymousreply 19106/18/2013

I get the impression that Gia is actually aware just how terrible her mother is.

by Anonymousreply 19206/19/2013

Between this and other shows, Bravo is in the process of jumping the shark. Everything is a little too staged and overproduced and all of the fun of watching fools act like fools is gone.

by Anonymousreply 19306/19/2013

Your life gets better when you stop watching.

by Anonymousreply 19406/19/2013

Gia's IQ is 100 pts more than her mother's and 500 pts higher than her father's.

by Anonymousreply 19506/19/2013

Gia appears pretty savvy for a kid. She is aware how terrible her parents are. She is also aware of just how much her lifestyle depends on the show. Gia is no dope.

by Anonymousreply 19606/21/2013

Gia and I will be bona fide cuntesses one day. Our mother can settle for dowager washerwoman.

by Anonymousreply 19706/21/2013

what the hell does Richie do that he can afford a ferrari or whatever the hell hes driving?

by Anonymousreply 19806/21/2013

Save money from Bravo?

by Anonymousreply 19906/22/2013

How has this not video not been posted yet?

Is that other girl actually sluttier looking than Gia? I can't decide.

by Anonymousreply 20006/22/2013

What grotesque whores, R200.

by Anonymousreply 20106/22/2013

Gia needs to hook up with Noel DeLessups and ride that royal gravy train for all its worth.

by Anonymousreply 20306/22/2013

Gia has been exposed to way too much by that entire wretched family. She's growing up way too fast and I guarantee she'll be out of that house the day she turns 18. Sure, it's easy to make fun of her but there's something really tragic about her.

by Anonymousreply 20406/22/2013

Give it a rest already, Caroline at r204.

by Anonymousreply 20506/22/2013


Out of the house at 18? Or pregnant at 15 and completely dependent on her parents for the rest of her life?

by Anonymousreply 20606/22/2013

Joey Gorgs was at Splash hanging out with all his gays.

by Anonymousreply 20706/22/2013

The difference with Krittafer from that season 1 clip was shocking. He looks bloated as hell now.

by Anonymousreply 20806/23/2013

Will Critiffer have to get a lap band like Lauren, or does Caroline think it's ok for boys to be fat pigs?

by Anonymousreply 20906/23/2013

Would love to see Albie making out with the chef. We did find out that the boys are both single because they are so busy at work...

by Anonymousreply 21006/23/2013

I'm concerned for Rosie. Every scene in tonight's episode she was featured in showed her drinking a glass of scotch, or out of a flask. She needs rehab.

by Anonymousreply 21106/23/2013

Rehab? She needs a fucking therapist!

That fat dyke is completely out of control and is going to end up hurting someone.

That scene in the bar/restaurant was beyond frightening. She looked like a goddamn idiot shouting "Take it up the ass, Teresa" over and over.

She was raving like a fucking lunatic. I'm quite shocked the management didn't ask to her leave. Total white trash.

I mean seriously...who intimates fisting their cousin on national television?

by Anonymousreply 21206/24/2013

Rosie is so obviously playing for the cameras now that she's gotten the hint of fame. And Kathy is probably very willing to let her do it as it connects her to the drama. She knows her time as a housewife is limited.

by Anonymousreply 21306/24/2013

On WWHL Lauren Manzo basically gave it away that all the feuding was fake when they asked how her mother would describe Theresa in one word, she said "friend".wtf?

I also thought it was funny that the kids thought the worst thing their mother thought about Theresa was that she "bakes her meatballs".

The Manzo boys have both gone downhill.

by Anonymousreply 21406/24/2013

It's one thing to laugh at these shows knowing most of it is fake, but the idea that a family would air its dirty laundry in such a vile manner is highly uncomfortable. I don't know whether Teresa/Joe are playing this up for the cameras, but whatever the case, encounters like the one at the gym are downright embarrassing. I would like to believe it is all staged, because the alternative is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 21506/24/2013

The previews suggest that Kathy is going to air some of her discontents about her husband, a grown man who calls himself Richie. Even if this is only to simulate conflict in another bid for air time, it's a good start.

by Anonymousreply 21606/24/2013

Richie is pushing his son to act like a pig, exploring sex and using women. The incident with the car is another attempt to be the cool friend, rather than the parent. Kathy is being disrespected by her pig husband.

by Anonymousreply 21706/24/2013

why is Caroline like Don Corleone all of a sudden

by Anonymousreply 21806/24/2013

r218, all of a sudden? Where the hell have you been?

by Anonymousreply 21906/24/2013

Caroline is the new Tiny Manzo.

by Anonymousreply 22006/24/2013

No Melanoma = bad episode.

by Anonymousreply 22106/24/2013

I know you guys are tired of the same old stuff getting rehashed on the show, but I find all of that family drama fun, even if it's staged.

I mean, how can you not like Joe's tirade against sister:

"Do you cook? Yeah, right. Everybody knows you don't cook. Your parents cook. . . I'm a man. I respect my wife. I don't call my wife a [cunt]. . . How does your husband treat your kids? How does you husband treat you? . . . I don't like 90 percent of the things it does. I can't even call him a man. . . Go cook. Go cook your books!"

And while I know we're supposed to presume that Albie is straight, why did he turn beet-red when Andy asked him on WWHL if he were single (as compared with his fat-faced brother's normal response)?

BTW, check out diners' reactions on Yelp to the brothers' restaurant Little Town. It ain't good.

by Anonymousreply 22206/24/2013

I actually feel bad for Albie. He doesn't seem vile like his sister or a goof like his brother. I actually get the impression that he's just a nice guy who is overwhelmed by this shit.

by Anonymousreply 22306/24/2013

Accept all the tremendous hotness.

Warning: beware of Richie touching his titties.

by Anonymousreply 22406/24/2013

That moron and his polo shirt collars. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 22506/24/2013

I think Albie blushed because that cheerleader dumped him and he's sad

by Anonymousreply 22606/24/2013

Albie is as gay as his two gay uncles.

by Anonymousreply 22706/24/2013

I thought Danielle was coming back as a housewife this season? Where is Square Tits?

And where is Granny G? I want to see Granny G and Square Tits show up at a party together and cause a brawl.

by Anonymousreply 22806/24/2013

One can only hope, R220. One can only hope.

by Anonymousreply 22906/24/2013

I didn't realize the Manzos had gay uncles on both sides.

by Anonymousreply 23006/24/2013

Joe really bashed Teresa but GOOD. He was so spot-on in turning the tables on her, that I've never seen her so rattled. He really is a smart guy.

I'm back on the Albie is gay bandwagon. I agree that he was flustered by the "are you single?" question. At this point, how can you not have a canned answer to that question? You're on WWHL... EXPECT IT.

Also note the difference in HOW Chris and Albie answered. Albie gave a nervous, jumbled excuse for why he was single, whereas Chris said "yes, I'm single." Why the need to EXPLAIN, Albie? Gay. Caroline looked on nervously, as well. I think she knows, deep down inside.

Rosie is a trip. So much passion and craziness. The lady has no class.

And Richie is another trip. Love how he was grinding his cock into Joe Gorga on the Party Bus. How nice for his kids.

I still love all the family drama.

by Anonymousreply 23206/25/2013

[quote]And Richie is another trip. Love how he was grinding his cock into Joe Gorga on the Party Bus. How nice for his kids.

What?! How'd I miss this.

by Anonymousreply 23306/25/2013

LOL at these posts.

You folks must live far from northern New Jersey. Just take a trip to Essex county here and you will trip over people like Theresa and her ilk at the malls. Rosie? I worked with a woman who could be her double, really. All that rage and the same physical look.

They are playing it broadly for the cameras, but the stupidity and trashily expensive lifestyle (living way beyond income and adopting the worst taste and gilding it)is genuine.

by Anonymousreply 23406/25/2013

Albie should turn beet red because he's way into his 20s and still living off of his parents.

by Anonymousreply 23506/25/2013

If anyone reads this and is in the NJ area, please come and help me. I'm trapped in a sea of apes and loons.

by Anonymousreply 23606/26/2013

But, isn't Chris the gay one? Or at least that's the talk from people who know the family...

by Anonymousreply 23706/26/2013

Chris doesn't read as gay at all. It's Albie.

by Anonymousreply 23806/26/2013

Joe Gorga let me suck his cock.

by Anonymousreply 23906/26/2013

Joe Gorga let us suck his cock.

by Anonymousreply 24006/26/2013

As usual, gays want to claim the cute, well cuter, one - Albie. No one wants the bloated, droopy eyed one - Chris.

by Anonymousreply 24106/26/2013

Uh, can't they both be?

by Anonymousreply 24206/26/2013

Both of them are fugly, R241. Albie just happens to radiate the gay.

by Anonymousreply 24306/26/2013

Lauren basically has Albert's face down to the slight "crookedness".

These familial feuds have to be fake, right?

by Anonymousreply 24406/26/2013

Is the lure of fame so great that one would degrade one's own family in such a public way? The "confrontation" in the gym was painful to watch, though you know this had to be "staged", certainly up to a point given the location.

So what gives? These neanderthals cannot be that adept at acting. It's one thing to fake barbs or drunken fights between unrelated women, but this? Do they just not recognize the difference between tv and reality anymore?

by Anonymousreply 24506/27/2013

[quote]So what gives? These neanderthals cannot be that adept at acting. It's one thing to fake barbs or drunken fights between unrelated women, but this? Do they just not recognize the difference between tv and reality anymore?

It's all about the money at this point. Theresa's husband is embroiled in lots of legal troubles and the Gorga's are in financial straits. They have gotten used to the cash flow and will do what they need to do to keep it coming.

That said-how adorable is Joe Gorga? "I just want to love". Too bad his cute face and puppy dog eyes are stuck on that truncated body.

by Anonymousreply 24606/27/2013

Teresa's husband is the worst, is he even on the show anymore?

Caroline bending over backwards to be fair to Teresa makes me sick. Seriously, give Teresa her own show and let the other woman find something more interesting to do.

It's too the point that I'm afraid someone is going to be murdered.

by Anonymousreply 24706/27/2013

r247, we know how Bravo likes to capitalize on Housewives suicide.

by Anonymousreply 24806/28/2013

I live in New Jersey and have heard so many gay rumors and stories about the Manzo brothers. Has anyone actually had any experience with either? I have also a while back about some steam room jerk off session with Joe Gorga. Has anyone else had any encounters with him?

by Anonymousreply 24907/01/2013

This week's episode is ripe with material for speculation.

by Anonymousreply 25007/01/2013

Does Lauren really look that much different? It didn't look like it in last night's episode.

I still can't believe how pudgy Christopher has gotten. Time to lay off the cannolis.

by Anonymousreply 25107/01/2013

I used to like Rosie but she's too much of a hot mess this season. I hope she didn't drive home after she left the bar with Teresa because she was smashed.

They need to stop trying to make Kathy and Rich happen because they're a big snooze.

And I really love how Melissa is constantly TRYING to squeeze a tear out but it just ain't happening. Honey, if you love your family the way you say you do then don't drag up dirt about your father so have something to write about. All we've been hearing about since she first came on the show is how wonderful her dad was and how she misses him. So now you're going to write about his alleged affairs to sell a few books? Shame on you and, congrats, because you finally sunk to Teresa's level.

by Anonymousreply 25207/01/2013

The entire plotline is tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 25307/01/2013

Rosie is now playing for the cameras like everyone else. Shady Boots gave her a hint of fame, and she obviously liked it.

by Anonymousreply 25407/01/2013

r252 I thought the same thing about Rosie's driving. And we did see Theresa get in the front driver's seat and she was drinking too

by Anonymousreply 25507/01/2013

Teresa was drinking but wasn't falling down drunk like Rosie was. Also, as much as I loathe Teresa, I don't think she's irresponsible.

Hopefully, someone on the RH crew put Rosie in a cab.

by Anonymousreply 25607/01/2013

I hate Teresa but Rosie needs to learn some self control. She acts like a spoiled child, having a fit. The bouncer at the bar should have kicked her out, she was disturbing everyone.

by Anonymousreply 25707/01/2013

Rosie's wondering why she hasn't gotten laid in 6 years. Check out your last episode, Ro!! You're a freakin horrow show. She acts like she just discovered alcohol and headed straight for the scotch. She reminds me of Broderick Crawford.

by Anonymousreply 25807/01/2013

Having Joe Guidice attend his daughter's soccer class and muttering about Melissa taking a strap on to Joe Gorga loud enough for others to hear was a lovely touch. I am starting to believe that he is a bit too interested in Joe Gorga's ass.

by Anonymousreply 25907/01/2013

I think all three of Caroline's children are attractive. The one that you are calling "bloated" is simply a full grown man with his face is fuller.

by Anonymousreply 26007/01/2013

Both Joes have some latent gay urges. Well, Gorga probably less latent than Giudice... I think Gorga has acted on his.

by Anonymousreply 26107/01/2013

R260 Thanks for your input, Caroline

His face isn't the only thing that's fuller - check out his gut.

Lauren doesn't look very different which makes me believe she really could have just dropped those lbs by getting her fat ass to the gym.

I don't believe Albie is gay (as much as I'd like to). He doesn't really ping to me. If anything, I think he's so afraid of his mom that he knows deep down he'll never be able to find a girl she'll approve of.

Are we finally going to see the real Caroline this season? The Caroline who always seems to have a falling out with family members? Is she still not speaking to Dina?

by Anonymousreply 26207/01/2013

I think Richie and Kathy are headed toward a divorce.

And Rosie needs to stay out of it and get a life.

by Anonymousreply 26307/01/2013

Am I the only one who thinks Gorga and Guidice have ALREADY fucked around with each other? Their families have known each other since they were all kids. It's not a stretch.

by Anonymousreply 26407/01/2013

[quote]Am I the only one who thinks Gorga and Guidice have ALREADY fucked around with each other?

I wouldn't be surprised if he's gotten it on with not just Juicy but his brothers-in-law. Bet he's a hungry little bottom bitch.

by Anonymousreply 26507/01/2013

Kathy and Richie's bickerson act is all for the cameras. They desperately need a storyline now that the other stars don't answer their calls.

by Anonymousreply 26607/01/2013

"He was a short little guy. He wanted to beat everybody up. He ran a little army and then one day the army crashed, and everybody turned on him. People just call it now Napoleon Syndrome, for short people."

by Anonymousreply 26707/01/2013


Theresa: I never head of dat.

Prof.Joe: My wife is a dumb cunt.

by Anonymousreply 26807/01/2013

R269, two other things made me laugh .

One was "Prostitution Whore" Teresa's ironic comment to the table-banging Rosie:

"Why can't we just talk like adults? Why'd do you have to start to get crazy and start banging on the table?"

The other was this Albie/Lauren exchange:

Albie: "You wanna sow your wild oats"

Lauren: "I don't want to soil anything."

by Anonymousreply 27007/01/2013

Rosie is the Jake LaMotta of Jersey.

by Anonymousreply 27107/02/2013

Even worse than the dreary storylines is the rampant product promotion. If it's not the manzo boys' brackish water it is their lousy restaurant or Lauren's salon or Melissa's book (she who is barely literate) or Kathy's cannoli factory. Shouldn't they be paying us to watch this thing.

And I don't want to focus on the kid's autism. Jacqueline is out of her mind this season, and not in an entertaining way.

by Anonymousreply 27207/02/2013

Kathys cannoli factory. Hahahahah

by Anonymousreply 27307/02/2013

They don't come any dumber then Theresa. How that woman ever made it out of school is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 27407/02/2013

What happened to Greggy Bennett? I thought he wanted to be a star?

by Anonymousreply 27507/02/2013

[quote]What happened to Greggy Bennett? I thought he wanted to be a star?

He took a job in San Francisco.

by Anonymousreply 27607/02/2013

Does anyone else feel that Jacqueline is headed toward a nervous breakdown?

She just doesn't seem very stable.

by Anonymousreply 27707/02/2013

I think it's obvious that Greg was "hired" as part of that potential Hoboken spinoff the Manzos boys were pushing. As if anyone really gives a shit about those pasty bloated boys.

I would not be at all surprised if Don Caroline's big move to Hoboken is not the start of another spinoff pitch to Bravo, given her time on NJ is probably over.

by Anonymousreply 27807/02/2013

It's obvious everything is heavily scripted. Does anyone actually believe that Theresa came up with the "Holistic Treatment" idea? I'd believe Gia came up with that before I'd buy that Theresa did. Even the way she talked about it, you could tell that the Producers had set it up and told her to.

And we're supposed to buy that she'd just call Caroline, her mortal enemy on the show, and fill her in on what's been happening with her brother? I'm pretty sure Caroline wouldn't normally be at the top of her list of people to call.

by Anonymousreply 27907/02/2013

So when the hell is Giudice going to jail?

by Anonymousreply 28007/02/2013

Tial begins July 15th. Supposedly prosecution has photos of him at Dept. Motor Vehicles in line (or on line depending on where you're from) getting a license (allegedly in his brother Pete's name) after his own license was revoked. He's toast.

by Anonymousreply 28107/02/2013

But is that ALL he is guilty of? I would not trust him as far as I could throw him. In fact, I think he's scary.

by Anonymousreply 28207/02/2013

He rejected a plea deal w/ a 4 year state prison sentence. He's rolling the dice and could get 10 years. That's serious time. Don't know if he has any priors...

by Anonymousreply 28307/02/2013

The reason no one threw Rosie and Theresa out of the restaurant was that it had been secured for the scene and all the bystanders knew they were watching a TV show. Both the owners of the location and anyone whose face was clearly shown had signed releases.

I'm guessing Rosie must have tested well with focus groups for Bravo to feature her so prominently this season. In my opinion, it's irresponsible on a number of levels. She's obviously a mentally ill alcoholic, and her family would probably avoid her like the plague if the cameras weren't rolling.

And not for nothin', but with so few representations of lesbians on television, rageoholic Rosie might not be the most positive face of the LGBT population.

by Anonymousreply 28407/02/2013

Yes. Rosie an alki.

by Anonymousreply 28507/02/2013

[quote]He rejected a plea deal w/ a 4 year state prison sentence. He's rolling the dice and could get 10 years. That's serious time. Don't know if he has any priors...

Ten years is probably what he's hoping for. Not having to listen to that screeching of "Tre's" or having to see those goblin looking kids will probably be a treat for him.

by Anonymousreply 28607/02/2013

[quote] I wouldn't be surprised if he's gotten it on with not just Juicy but his brothers-in-law. Bet he's a hungry little bottom bitch.

Joey Gorga was really flaming it up this episode. He kinda seemed fem.

[quote] two other things made me laugh. One was "Prostitution Whore" Teresa's ironic comment to the table-banging Rosie: "Why can't we just talk like adults? Why'd do you have to start to get crazy and start banging on the table?"

[quote] The other was this Albie/Lauren exchange: Albie: "You wanna sow your wild oats" Lauren: "I don't want to soil anything."

I can't believe you left out Teresa kicking the ball and hitting Milania in the head and knocking her down. I actually spit out the soda I was drinking when I saw that!

by Anonymousreply 28707/02/2013

SO BORING THIS SEASON!!!!! I am sick of hearing about Teresa vs. her family. This story line is really quite overdone, stale and tired.

by Anonymousreply 28807/02/2013

btw the Teresa stans are crazy on other sites. They act like she's some angelic saint and the other women are evil demons who torment her. Most bizarre interpretation ever of a housewives show. I guess I can't be surprised that someone as idiotic and ignorant as Teresa has even dumber fans.

by Anonymousreply 28907/03/2013

Teresa should beg her brother and Melissa for forgiveness...the woman is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 29007/03/2013

Melanoma was knocked over by a ball? How did I miss this?

by Anonymousreply 29107/03/2013

R290 Morons don't usually ask other morons for forgiveness. It's in the Moron Manual.

by Anonymousreply 29207/03/2013

here's my take: the show SHOULD BE fake as all hell, but only the set-ups are.

The fame is so appealing to DULLARDS that they'll do anything to stay "relevant".

The worst is Victoria from the one that started it all: OC.

They're all fucked. Yet, DULLARDS IN AMERICA buy their products.

by Anonymousreply 29307/03/2013

R222, its odd reading the Yelp comments that no one states they ever see the Manzos around the place.

by Anonymousreply 29407/03/2013

Oh Lord. So, the real estate broker who got in everyone's business tonite and justified it by saying it was a smart business move (!) just ruined her reputation (if she ever had one) by appearing on this mess.

The stripper class was ... awkward. Kathy always looks like she wants to crawl into a hole. Why does she keep coming back? Does she need the money that badly?


by Anonymousreply 29507/07/2013

Has Caroline found a new face this season?

Her face from season three had its advantages.

by Anonymousreply 29607/07/2013

I still can't believe Miss Cohen approved another season of the same boring bullshit. This is not even a Housewives show anymore.

by Anonymousreply 29707/08/2013

What is on JoeGo's head? Is that hair or a toup?

by Anonymousreply 29807/08/2013

This franchise sucks badly and I can't believe the producers have allowed the SAME DAMN BORING STORY LINE to run for 3 seasons! It's too much. They really need a new cast. Surely there is no shortage of tacky, trashy Jersey people they could find.

for a laugh, go to and read any thread about Teresa. Her stans are absurdly defensive and protective of the ape-like being.

by Anonymousreply 29907/08/2013

Talk about staged. Kathie puts her call from Teresa on speaker phone; Jacqueline conveniently overhears. What is the need for speaker phone?

by Anonymousreply 30007/08/2013

Jacqueline needs to be institutionalized. It's not enjoyable to watch someone in that state. Send her away now.

by Anonymousreply 30107/08/2013

BORING season. The only interesting thing is the upcoming brawl between Fatass Giudice and hot sexy Gorga next week.

WTF is up with that Jennifer Dalton's face? It looks unreal. No wonder she's besties with Lil' Kim. They both have that stretched out, plastic surgery, cat-like, clown makeup appearance.

Rosie-who knew another lesbian named Rosie would make O'Donnell appear feminine?

by Anonymousreply 30207/09/2013

I don't care-I would still fuck Gorga. He may be short, and a whiner but he's HOT

by Anonymousreply 30307/09/2013

Next week's fight just looks like foreplay.

by Anonymousreply 30407/09/2013

reality shows always play every phone call on speaker phone so that you can can hear the other side talking on camera

did Rosie actually say Adiron-dykes?

never mind Jennifers face--whats with that voice??

by Anonymousreply 30507/09/2013

Jaq is clearly HEAVILY medicated. It is sad to watch her.

by Anonymousreply 30607/09/2013

What exactly is the fear with the NJ franchise to bring in someone outside the circle of shit, ie someone NOT already connected to Teresa or Melissa or Manzo or anyone? Force these bitches to interact with other women.

by Anonymousreply 30707/09/2013

I have a kid with autism - not as severe as Jacqueline's kid - but I can relate to her because I'm always angry too. No one else will get it unless they have the same situation.

by Anonymousreply 30807/09/2013

R307 Cohen said something like "Jersey is the hardest franchise to cast because it's based on family". My answer is: "it doesn't have to be-time to change up that stale story line"

by Anonymousreply 30907/09/2013

Jennifer looks like that lady that had her face shot off and got a new face sewn on

by Anonymousreply 31007/09/2013

r309 that would be an interesting statement if Andy cast the show. He has little to do with the casting. Most of the casts on these RH shows are gotten through the other cast members. They may contact Andy (in the case of Melissa) but he does not cast them.

by Anonymousreply 31107/09/2013

I call bull on that excuse. If these ladies want to keep their jobs, they will have to interact/film with any woman cast. It shouldn't be any different on NJ than the other shows. Why NJ has to lug around every second cousin when they go on trips is ridiculous. The husbands, the bozo Manzo children - they all think they're stars.

by Anonymousreply 31207/09/2013

Who will win the fight?

Gorga or Guidice?

Previews seem to show Guidice initially winning the fight which probably means Gorga eventually wins.

I'm quite sure it won't be a "I float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee" moment.

by Anonymousreply 31307/10/2013

R310, I think Jennifer looks like M'Ress from the STAR TREK cartoon.

by Anonymousreply 31407/11/2013

R313 Gorga is obviously in much better shape but Giudice is the one who knows how to fight. I think the fight will get broken up quickly by the rest of the cast before there is a chance for a clear winner/loser anyway.

by Anonymousreply 31507/11/2013

So where is Granny G? We need her now more than ever!

by Anonymousreply 31607/11/2013

Does no one else hear the crickets everytime Melissa talks about her idiotic, misogynist book about how to keep your husband from cheating on you? What an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 31707/11/2013

r317, the most ridiculous and asinine part of that crap is that she continues to question if she should reveal information about her father for millions to read. Bitch, you are on a REALITY SHOW which millions watch already revealing everything.

by Anonymousreply 31807/11/2013

My money is on Giudice for the win. He's been training for a possible 10 year stint in prison so he's in much better condition.

Gorga has 'show muscles.' He also has a 'show gut' but we don't need to talk about that.

Was Caroline there to ref?

by Anonymousreply 31907/11/2013

So, they filmed a lot of footage of two other possible new housewives. Jennifer and some other woman also with a scary ass face.

Why did they decide to keep the old five housewives as the only housewives this season then?

by Anonymousreply 32007/11/2013

It was so funny watching those to little stubby armed over muscled midgets fighting!

by Anonymousreply 32107/11/2013

Yes, the Joes will roll around and shove each other but no punches will be thrown.

by Anonymousreply 32207/11/2013

R321, don't you wonder why a production designer or someone couldn't have arranged for an enormous vat of chocolate pudding within range?

by Anonymousreply 32307/11/2013

Joe Gorga has a warm, moist, hairy and inviting anus

by Anonymousreply 32407/11/2013

So any comments on midget wrestling at the hellistic retreat in the "Adirondykes"?

by Anonymousreply 32507/15/2013

No one calls my cunt wife scum!!

by Anonymousreply 32607/15/2013

Joe Gorga is the Fredo of the family. In the promo, you see him running at Joe Guidice and, boom!, he's on his back on the floor, grabbing at Guidice's legs. These midgets give Jersey Italians a bad name. And that Theresa has the brains of dust mite.

by Anonymousreply 32707/15/2013

lol Bravo teasing the fight then only showing the beginning at the end of the episode? lame

Giudice embarrassed himself again when he said autism is "not really a bad disease" as he was trying to imply Jacqueline's situation at home wasn't serious. Firstly, it's not a disease but a disorder and secondly, it is not easy at all for parents of special needs children. What a piece of shit pig that man is.

I hate when Teresa starts yelling-her voice gets all screechy.

by Anonymousreply 32807/16/2013

Since when are Ron Howard and Katie Holmes running a course in team-building exercises?

by Anonymousreply 32907/16/2013

Giudice talking about farting and then later he was so sweaty that he needed deodorant? puke. In the preview for next week, we're going to get the reincartion of the now infamous Tamra-Eddie bathtub scene, this time with the Giudices playing the roles. How many people are going to go blind watching those 2 ugly beings trying to act sexy?

by Anonymousreply 33007/16/2013

Bravo promoting midget wrestling is hilarious.

Is fame really that much of a drug that these people would embarrass entire families like this? Fake or not, it looks ridiculous either way.

by Anonymousreply 33107/16/2013

Theresa and Joe share 1 brain cell

by Anonymousreply 33207/16/2013

Cunt is ok. But scum is worthy of a beatdown.

by Anonymousreply 33307/16/2013

JoGo's sprayed on hair comes off all over JoGui during the fight!

by Anonymousreply 33407/17/2013

Did anyone see how Melissa raced to put Joe's hat back on during the fight? Hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 33507/18/2013

Did I hear right? Did Juicy say that Gorga was biting his balls? It was in the preview for next week!

by Anonymousreply 33607/18/2013

Let's not call him "Juicy". The appropriate term is Fatass. From how he talks and behaves, I bet he smells pretty rancid too. R336 from the previews I saw, it did seem as if Gorga were either biting or grabbing Giudice's balls.

Even though he can't fight for shit, I would still gladly fuck Gorga. He has a nice muscled body. Giudice is just disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 33707/18/2013

His new nickname is Sloppy Joe.

Poison can now be called Toppik.

And they are all still trash.

by Anonymousreply 33807/18/2013

I swear - the Joes have fucked. The homoeroticism between them coupled with their deep-seated animosity is just too much to believe.

by Anonymousreply 33907/18/2013

Everyone is covered in "black shit" !

by Anonymousreply 34007/19/2013

"he's biting my nuts"!

Awesome, except with all the steroid use does he even have anything to bite?

by Anonymousreply 34107/19/2013

Melissa racing to put the hat back on JoGo is made of comedy gold. Not to mention both of them trying to deflect regarding the mysterious black stains.

You mean to tell me that Teresa and Joe don't know or can't recognize that Gorga has spray-on hair?

by Anonymousreply 34207/19/2013

Hair dye spray and all, I would still fuck Joe Gorga. When he's not calling his wacko sister scum or trying to fight with his brother-in-law, I find him charming and that body!

by Anonymousreply 34307/19/2013

r343 u mean u wud let him fuck YOU..

by Anonymousreply 34407/19/2013

R344 either one is fine with me!

by Anonymousreply 34507/19/2013

I see he's now sporting a shaved head.

by Anonymousreply 34607/21/2013

Gorga is sort of cuddly and appealing, but his body is ape like.

by Anonymousreply 34707/21/2013

Gorga shaves his pubes

by Anonymousreply 34807/21/2013

R347 ape-like? He's got hot muscles! He is hot though he looks like he only lifts weights and doesn't bother with cardio.

Giudice is fucking disgusting and I'm not looking forward to his bathtub scene with Teresa tonight. 1 of the ugliest reality tv couples out there. At least Tamra is not ugly and Eddie is hot, when they did it first in RHOOC.

by Anonymousreply 34907/21/2013

Joe Gorga is a cry baby.

by Anonymousreply 35007/21/2013

Its time for this family to call it quits. Joe and his sister will never get along ever again. They will live happier lives without each other.

by Anonymousreply 35107/21/2013

Joe Giudice should go to jail ASAP. He needs to become someone's bitch.

by Anonymousreply 35207/21/2013

It's hysterical watching the edits for JoeGo and Melissa now that their producer friend was fired.

by Anonymousreply 35307/21/2013

is that why Melissa went flying across the room, to put Joes hat back on? so we wouldn't notice his male pattern baldness?

by Anonymousreply 35407/21/2013

r354, it's obvious that his Toppik had smeared all over everyone so I assumed she raced to cover it up. Even in the next scene he got that skull cap on very quickly.

by Anonymousreply 35507/21/2013

Rosie isn't hard like she tries to act, she can't even hold back joe, lets see what happens, 5mins is part 2 of the brawl

by Anonymousreply 35607/21/2013

They get paid for this? I love all the glamourous costume changes when they comment on the action. Joe should always keep his hat on. That hair and dye job is soooooooo guido. The Italian community should really be outraged at this. And that guy with the glasses=could his cross be any bigger?- he must think he is a nun. First time watching- never again.

by Anonymousreply 35707/21/2013

You'll be watching next week and you know it.

by Anonymousreply 35807/21/2013

Melissa stirring the fucking pot, "she didn't help me! her own brother.." teresa is smart, who wants to jump in that shit and get back handed? joe gorga tossed melissa btw, that was pretty cool. now caroline's running off? omg

by Anonymousreply 35907/21/2013

Dr. V? hell no

by Anonymousreply 36007/21/2013

Did anyone else think Joe GEEduCHEE has gay face in those old pics they flashed on the screen?

by Anonymousreply 36107/21/2013

I watched the first 11 minutes a second time tonight because after the fight ended Joe Gorga revealed he uses black spray on his head so I didn't get to experience the fight with that knowledge the first time. I never laughed so hard watching a Real Housewives show. Seeing everyone covered in black spray and having no idea what it is is too funny.

by Anonymousreply 36207/21/2013

What a pathetic bunch. They're all losers. The bath tub scene! My eyes. That sadly can't be unseen. I don't need to see them in bed together either. The Giudices are such an ugly, gross couple.

by Anonymousreply 36307/22/2013

I could definitely see both Joes as gay.

Rich Wakile - please exit stage left. Seriously. This douche clearly thinks he is famous/important, even moreso than his wife.

by Anonymousreply 36407/22/2013

[quote]Gorga shaves his pubes

We don't know that he shaves them. Perhaps he plucks them. Or maybe they fell out.

I wonder whether he could paste them on his head to good effect.

by Anonymousreply 36507/22/2013

First rule of fight club:

Remember you have Toppik on your head before you charge.

by Anonymousreply 36607/22/2013

R365, he said that Tarzan is groomed. There was a full frontal ( with proper blurring) of him stepping out of the shower last year. He was devoid of body hair ( up and down).

by Anonymousreply 36707/22/2013

Melissa is really starting to look like a drag queen. Holy.

The image of Sloppy Joe's saggy tits in the bathtub is enough to make anyone hurl.

by Anonymousreply 36807/22/2013

This reunion is going to be interesting. Melissa can no longer play the victim card. Everyone is seeing what a manipulative bitch she is. Look how quick she was calling Teresa a "disgusting pig" for walking out and letting the two idiots fight when we all saw that she was getting help.

All for all that muscle and training Joe Gorga sure doesn't know how to fight. Biting Juicy's nuts? Hahahahaha!

by Anonymousreply 36907/22/2013

Something tells me he's bit those nuts before.

by Anonymousreply 37007/22/2013

wow we have a Teresa stan in here now. NONE of these people are likable including that ugly woman. I don't get how anyone can claim Melissa is evil blah blah but think Teresa is the "good one".

Anyone hear how Teresa said "brown chicka brown chow" instead of "bow chicka bow wow". She seriously is 1 of the most ignorant and idiotic women to ever appear on a reality show and that's saying a lot.

by Anonymousreply 37107/22/2013

Oh, I'm not a fan of Teresa. All of these assholes are despicable.

But I do think it was boring how everyone was acting (for three fucking seasons!) like Teresa was the devil and all the rest are just poor victims. Nice to see Melissa getting the bitch edit that she deserves.

Now just get rid of Richie and boring Kathy....

by Anonymousreply 37207/22/2013

It will be interesting to see how Melissa adapts to the reconciliation between her husband and Theresa. It's coming and I predict she will become the bitch central focus.

by Anonymousreply 37307/22/2013

Why is Rosie the lezbo wearing a big cross?

And JoGo... he has facial hair issues that are too distracting....

by Anonymousreply 37407/22/2013

It's stunning how the Manzos and the Lauritas have been pushed off the show by all the Teresa/Joe drama. Caroline and Jacqueline have been reduced to "friend of the housewives" status. Even Kathy and Rosie get more airtime now.

by Anonymousreply 37507/22/2013

Caroline never really did anything, her "storylines" have always been via someone else at the center.

How many times can NJ go around in the same circles? If that NY season was deemed so toxic that a massive overhaul had to happen, I can't imagine how this isn't.

by Anonymousreply 37607/23/2013

Okay, those three finger smears (thanks to Toppik) running across that one random guy's bald head after the fight was fucking HILARIOUS. I cringed at the amount of "black shit" that got all over everyone (most of Juicy Joe's face, it looked like a 5 o'clock shadow) and and everything (every single person's clothes).

It was the most embarrassing TV moment that I've ever witnessed. And yet oh soooooo funny. LOL!

I bet these two boys miss the gay old days (and by "gay" I mean happy...wink wink)...

by Anonymousreply 37707/23/2013

Joe Giudice's breasts were just starting to fill out in R377's pic.

by Anonymousreply 37807/23/2013

Cohen has said a couple times (pathetically) that "it's hard to cast for New Jersey because it's about the relationships between the women". I don't get why he can't find new strangers. I don't want to see families fighting. It's more fun when the women aren't related and they don't give a shit if they rip each other to shreds. Kathy is too nice and needs to go. We need new women next season. I'm already bored with this season.

by Anonymousreply 37907/23/2013

Gorga was very good looking. No question.

by Anonymousreply 38007/23/2013

Actually, R344, Joe Gorga gives off a bottom vibe.

by Anonymousreply 38107/23/2013

Bravo betrayed Teresa "Silverback" Giudice when they put Melissa on the show. It was getting boring. The lovely Dina Manzo had left, zooming off in her black SL, top down, blonde hair streaming in the wind. Her daughter Lexi didn't know about grandpa's Mafia past and subsequent rubout. Dina and Caroline ("Corleone") don't talk to this day. They got rid of whatsername, the prostitution whore, kicked out Granny G, all the good ones. They needed fresh blood. So they went with Melissa and Joe. That's probably where Joe Gorga split with his father. You can tell grandpa knows his son is the "Fredo" of the family. "Go cry to you mother," he tells him. The whole show is a road accident. You can't help but slow down and look. You know it's scripted. You see Melissa running over and planting the cap on her husband's head so he won't get the Toppik all over everything but...too late. They need a gay scandal.

by Anonymousreply 38207/23/2013

They certainly have enough material for a gay scandal.

by Anonymousreply 38307/23/2013

Did Joe Giudice actually say "I'm gonna jerk off?" I mean, did I hear that or imagine it. Just the image of that slimy toad sitting in the bathtub yanking on his twinky gives me the heaves.

by Anonymousreply 38507/23/2013

Yes Giudice said that. He and Teresa are animals and their "sexy time" belongs on the National Geographic Channel, not on Bravo. I NEVER want to see those 2 even so much as kissing ever again. They are 1 of the most unattractive couples on reality tv.

Clearly Teresa must be hard to get along with. While it wasn't nice of Bravo to bring on her sister-in-law and cousin, it would have never happened if they didn't have some kind of bad history. I don't feel bad for Teresa-she and any of the others could have left the show a season or 2 ago if they're unhappy with how the show is going.

by Anonymousreply 38607/23/2013

Joe gorga needs his own intro and tagline, maybe rosie too. why not? people would get a kick out of it. also, that tranny elaine on rhom sucks, but i dont see why they couldnt let a different tranny join up

by Anonymousreply 38707/23/2013

I bet it'd be really easy to get either one of the Joes really drunk and have them take a dip in the manpond.

by Anonymousreply 38807/24/2013


You don't need to get them drunk and they already have. I'm the one that posted awhile back. I know for a fact that the two Joes used to hook up with each other when they were younger.

by Anonymousreply 38907/24/2013

You were present, R389?

by Anonymousreply 39007/24/2013

Gorga aged much better than Giudice.

by Anonymousreply 39107/24/2013

Totally believable R389. Not the first time I've heard stories circulating about those two.

There is a very weird vibe between the two that reads as sexual tension. Joe biting the other Joe's balls? And then Giudice telling Theresa he was going to fuck her hard because he'd be thinking about her brother?

Yeah, no doubt the Joes have fucked around.

by Anonymousreply 39207/24/2013

Since Juicy Joe sometimes refers to Joe Gorga as a "fag," I take it to mean that Gorga was the one that bottomed during their hookups?

And I'll bite, R389. How do you know they hooked up when they were younger? Really curious.

by Anonymousreply 39307/24/2013

R375 Wasn't there an entire season where Caroline rarely left her kitchen? She's a snooze. So is Jaq. We need more Giudice's and Gorga's!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 39407/24/2013

Giudice is not "juicy". He's a fucking, dirty, smelly, repulsive fatass.

by Anonymousreply 39507/24/2013

r395, at least he has nice supple tits.

by Anonymousreply 39607/24/2013

Any news on Guidices sentence, he must have been to court by now...I'm hoping for life in prison, no chance of parole

by Anonymousreply 39707/25/2013

R396 ones that sag...I mean if you're a chubby chaser ok but for the rest of us he's gross. Gorga's got the hot tits.

by Anonymousreply 39807/25/2013

This show is depressing. They need to dump the entire cast and start over

by Anonymousreply 39907/25/2013

There is no way Don Caroline should get another season. What a waste of space. The only positive this season is that they have finally given up on trying to force her kids down viewers' throats.

This franchise desperately needs OTHER stories going on with new people.

by Anonymousreply 40007/25/2013

The Caroline story line was continued in hopes that there can be a Caroline/Dina plot to balance the Teresa vs. world line.

by Anonymousreply 40107/25/2013

Aren't Caroline & Al suppose to have marital problems this year with Al revealing he was abused as a child?

by Anonymousreply 40207/25/2013

This is the season I stopped watching. I quit a few episodes ago when I realized the entire season was going to be about the Theresa bullshit AGAIN.

by Anonymousreply 40307/25/2013

Learn to use apostrophes, r394. It's not that hard.

by Anonymousreply 40407/25/2013

r397, Juicy the Troll's court date was postponed yet again. It was scheduled for July 15, the postponed for a yet undetermined date. Smells fishy to me.

Not unlike Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 40507/25/2013

While I'm glad they've decreased airtime for the Manzo offspring, it seems like they've increased filming of the Giudice spawn. Why they keep trying to convince us that those girls are A) cute and B) likable is beyond comprehension.

There are SO many trashy NJ women who replace the current women and add fresh drama. I hate how Cohen and the other producers don't want to venture outside Teresa's friends and family.

by Anonymousreply 40607/25/2013

Apparently there is another brawl coming up involving Gorga, Jacqueline and her husband Chris vs. some new guy. They're all called to court over it so I wonder if it will be shown, or ignored like the brawl that happened in Dominican Republic a couple years ago...

by Anonymousreply 40807/25/2013

R408, the cameras were rolling according to this article . . .

by Anonymousreply 40907/25/2013

No one looks good with a cock in their mouth.

by Anonymousreply 41007/26/2013

What RHONJ needs is a new trashy yet HOT couple-a sexy guidette and guido.

by Anonymousreply 41107/26/2013

What it needs is ME!

by Anonymousreply 41207/26/2013

r408, this was reported a while back. Most likely another predictable finale with a fight at the Posh fashion show. This franchise is so tired. When does NY come back?

by Anonymousreply 41307/26/2013

[quote]Apparently there is another brawl coming up involving Gorga, Jacqueline and her husband Chris vs. some new guy. They're all called to court over it so I wonder if it will be shown,

Not unless their victims all sign releases agreeing to it. And they get paid.

by Anonymousreply 41407/26/2013

Despite pitching to Bravo her own ‘spinoff’ show, the network has made no decision about it – for now.

“Teresa wants her own show and has even come up with the title “Raising Giudice,” one network insider tells NAUGHTY BUT NICE ROB. “She wants it to follow her life and she become a major player in the food industry and hope’s that it makes her the next Bethenny.”

Additionally, you would think Teresa’s husband’s legal troubles would help get her her own show, but the opposite is true.

“Her story is so negative. Bravo likes drama but happy life events is what gets you a spin off. Having a baby, getting married are what people want to watch. Jail and struggling to be a single mom are great story lines on the RHONJ show, but not something that would work as an entire show,” adds one producer.

Joe’s trial was set for 2012 but has moved to 2013. Joe rejected a four year prison term. If found guilty, Joe could spend ten years in state prison.

by Anonymousreply 41507/26/2013

Theresa just doesn't get the fact that she's so hated by everyone.

by Anonymousreply 41607/26/2013

R413-Miami is the next franchise to return and will do so in a couple weeks. 3 other franchises are now filming their next seasons. In order of how long they've been filming: Beverly Hills for a couple months now, NYC about a month and a half and now Atlanta just started. I would assume that will also be the order of when they all return to tv too.

R416-you'd be surprised. Teresa evokes extreme reactions. Although many of can't stand her and that goes back to the first 2 seasons before her cousin and sister-in-law appeared on the show, Teresa conversely has HARDCORE stans. Go to sites like That site in particular attracts a giant flock of Teresa stans and it's crazy lol. They will defend everything about her and attack everyone who says the smallest negative thing about her.

by Anonymousreply 41707/26/2013

"hope's," r115? Oh, dear. Now I have really seen everything.

by Anonymousreply 41807/26/2013

Go to TWOP. I would say that easily 70% of the posters LOVE Teresa and seemingly have no memory of any of the shitty things she has done or her husband's criminal activities. Oh, and they think that calling her a cunt is just something that happens in every relationship. LOL

by Anonymousreply 41907/26/2013

TWOP posters seem to consist primarily of BPD sufferers, much like Teresa. She really is a heroine for them; so Andy should consider the fact that there is a population of fraus with personality disorders out there who want to see someone like themselves on the screen screaming obscenities, standing by their abusive criminal spouses , and squeezing out dozens of unruly crotchfruit. If they come complete with an equally ugly, stupid, violent extended family, all the better.

by Anonymousreply 42007/26/2013

It's insane how some RHONJ fans have come to view Teresa as the protagonist heroine. Go back to season 1. For most of the season, Teresa was in the background and the main drama was Danielle vs. Caroline and Dina with Jacqueline caught in the middle. Teresa was also in the middle and most of her scenes consisted of her either being confused at what was going on, or making ignorant comments. She didn't become "the star" of the show until the finale when she flipped the table randomly. Then in season 2, it was her mission to chase Danielle and verbally berate her. Since then, the show became all about Teresa. The transformation was so unlikely and bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 42107/26/2013

I know this isn't completely relevant, but since we're discussing TWoP, has anyone ever noticed how stridently the viragos protect MJ from "Shahs of Sunset"? She can do no wrong in their eyes.

by Anonymousreply 42207/26/2013

From what I can tell, the twits at TWOP think that Teresa is the Italian Martha Stewart who has used her smarts and business savvy to triumph over all the adversity that life and the haters have thrown at her. They also think that her brother and his family forced their way onto the show solely to take Teresa down out of jealousy.

by Anonymousreply 42307/26/2013

Melissa was a pole dancer. Pole dancing Whore

by Anonymousreply 42407/27/2013

R423 those are the same ones posting at they're loony

by Anonymousreply 42507/27/2013

Long but fascinating blog post here:

by Anonymousreply 42607/27/2013

That blog was excellent!

THE BEST PART EVER, go back and watch, was that during the tail end of the fight Joe Gorga's hat gets ripped off- you never get to see his head due to to the camera movements but Melissa runs over like a bat out of hell to put his hat on him- it was so awkward and made no sense, it was because half of "his hair" in the can was wiped off. He must have looked terrible. And then we learn his hair paint was all over everyone. This is a classic!

by Anonymousreply 42707/28/2013

R426, thanks for the link. Not sure I believe all of it, but I'm impressed that it's fairly well written (unlike a lot of shit like this) and it's incredibly detailed.

by Anonymousreply 42807/28/2013

I totally believe Joe Gorga screwed his parents over.

by Anonymousreply 42907/28/2013

The whole cast is just incredibly trashy. Andy needs to fire all of them and start over

by Anonymousreply 43007/28/2013

Wow. Killer article R426. Thanks for posting it.

by Anonymousreply 43107/28/2013

Watched Teresa and Dr. V tonight on Bravo's Watch What Happens. Andy said that Teresa had mocked Melissa's singing on last season's finale. She came back with "But you asked me the question and I responded". As if that somehow took all responsibility from her. Then she proceeded to complain that Melissa had bad mouthed her in a blog after the "reconciliation". So the drama will continue, because what else is there beside the trashy squabbling?

by Anonymousreply 43207/29/2013

"Let's nip it in the butt"

by Anonymousreply 43307/29/2013

[quote]"Let's nip it in the butt"

HA! That cracked me up. Even Melissa who was supposed to be steaming mad had to try and keep the smile off her face at that one.

by Anonymousreply 43407/29/2013

R426 that blog post is interesting though I'm not sure I trust all of it. For starters, anyone notice how the Giudice's were only mentioned briefly? Why wasn't there much tea on Joe's bad business practices? If he's so "connected and established", why did he go broke? Go back to season 1-Teresa was doing the stereotypical "I can spend as much as I want without a care because my husband is doing well". By season 2, they were bankrupt. Teresa chased Danielle in that country club scene after Danielle taunted her by saying Teresa's mansion was in foreclosure. Teresa was pissed Danielle said that on camera so she blew up.

It just seems like whoever wrote that post was more pro-Giudice. It seems bizarre that Melissa, Joe, Kathy and Rich would be so evil that their sole purpose for coming on the show was to take down Teresa. I think it was more about them being broke and wanting easy money while getting fame too.

Can we really believe Caroline, Jacqueline, Al and Chris did a lot of shit to the Guidices behind the scenes, yet Teresa and Joe never did anything to anyone?

Joe and Teresa, while ignorant also seem shady as fuck.

No one in that cast is particularly likable or honest IMO.

by Anonymousreply 43507/29/2013

[quote]Can we really believe Caroline, Jacqueline, Al and Chris did a lot of shit to the Guidices behind the scenes

Actually yes, The Manzos blame Teresa for he fight in the Dominican Republic.

by Anonymousreply 43607/29/2013

[quote]The Manzos blame Teresa for the fight in the Dominican Republic.

Yep. That's why Caroline was so bitter toward Tre at the end of Season 3 -- they've never been able to talk about it publicly because Bravo and the cast are under a gag order, so Andy and company spun it as Tre throwing shade at the Manzoids in her cookbook.

by Anonymousreply 43707/29/2013

Wow, these people seem to live quite complicated lives. All that deception must be exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 43807/29/2013

This just in:

Teresa and Joe have been indicted for fraud and tax evasion.

by Anonymousreply 43907/29/2013

@439 I look forward to her next "Toilet Wine and Dine" cookbook.

by Anonymousreply 44007/29/2013

Holy Crap - more....

by Anonymousreply 44107/29/2013

Bitch is going to jail. Federal prison = no probation. Good thing Joe already has experience in the manpond; he'll need that experience in the, um, pokey.

by Anonymousreply 44207/29/2013

How do these people sleep at night? I mean they have FOUR little girls. WTF are they thinking?!!

by Anonymousreply 44307/29/2013

Damn R441, I was going to say you posted an old link because I could swear we've been down this road already. But it is a new story and new federal charges.


by Anonymousreply 44407/29/2013

How are these con artists going to get out of this one?!!

I wonder if Ms. Cohen will address it on WWHL tonight?

by Anonymousreply 44507/29/2013

Dear Andy Cohen,

For "Jackholes of the Week," I'd like to nominate...

by Anonymousreply 44707/29/2013

Have the other "housewives" taken to twitter yet?

by Anonymousreply 44807/29/2013

Well well well, I just mentioned how that blog post conveniently left out the Giudices shady financial and business dealings while indicting the rest of the cast and here we go. Clearly, whoever wrote that behind-the-scenes-exposee was a Giudice sympathizer. Teresa and Joe have been dishonest since 2001? yikes. I feel bad for their kids but these 2 need to go to jail. I wonder what the hardcore Giudice stans will say now.

by Anonymousreply 44907/29/2013

WOW, it's Teresa AND Joe, I thought it was just Joe. They both will go to prison.

by Anonymousreply 45007/29/2013

God, are they fucking stupid or what. And the reality of this is if they never went on national tv they would have never been caught.

by Anonymousreply 45107/29/2013

Remember when Melissa sent Teresa a card that said: "God bless you guys in your redone home."

That was too funny.

by Anonymousreply 45207/29/2013

Teresa will not go to jail. Joe may get some time, but her lawyer will plead for a "mother' of four little girls and she will get some kind of probationary sentence.

Just think of the spin-off show that will engender.

by Anonymousreply 45307/29/2013

R453, Lauryn Hill has 5 kids and is sitting in federal jail as we speak for not filing taxes. Teresa is no special case when it comes to having children and serving federal time.

by Anonymousreply 45407/29/2013

Teresa is definitely going to serve some jail time. The mail fraud and wire fraud charges alone are punishable by up to 30 years--EACH--because they involve financial institutions. They're charged with a total of 39 counts. The leniency may involve an allowance to serve any sentences concurrently. She'll get at least a year, though.

by Anonymousreply 45507/29/2013

R454 Wait and see.

by Anonymousreply 45607/29/2013

Is it wrong for me to hope they both go to jail ? Those bug-eyed kids can live with relatives, and probably have at least a chance in life, not being around those criminal, egocentric, discusting, foul mouthed pigs.

by Anonymousreply 45707/29/2013

WOW just wow

by Anonymousreply 45807/29/2013

The kids can live with (drum roll) KATHY AND FISHLIPS! Ha ha ha ha ha!

by Anonymousreply 45907/29/2013

What does someone as sexed-up as Joe do in prison to relieve himself?

by Anonymousreply 46007/29/2013

[R460] Oh, you really already know the answer to that, don't you ?

by Anonymousreply 46107/29/2013

These people are all a bunch of criminals. It's time that they pay.

by Anonymousreply 46207/29/2013

Told ja!

by Anonymousreply 46307/29/2013

If there are any mob connections as the case unfolds I'll die from laughter. These people really embarrass Italian Americans in ways the Jersey Shore trash couldn't.

by Anonymousreply 46407/29/2013


Sorry but that blog read more like fan fiction, most likely written by Theresa. Notice there's not really anything negative or any "dish" on Tre?

Anyway as it says on the actual blog, that "article" was quickly debunked.

by Anonymousreply 46507/29/2013

Holy Shit. You don't fuck with the federal government. They do NOT fuck around. They will take the everything you've got. They're fucked.

by Anonymousreply 46607/29/2013

Maybe Caroline will take care of the kids while Teresa and Joe are 'away?'

by Anonymousreply 46707/29/2013

I bet Rosie offers to do Theresa's time in prison for her.

by Anonymousreply 46807/29/2013

Everybody on this cast is in some kind of financial bankruptcy.

by Anonymousreply 46907/29/2013

Well, this is fun.

by Anonymousreply 47007/29/2013

Granny G has offered to take the kids.

by Anonymousreply 47107/29/2013

R464 HA! Many italians (NJ italian here) in the construction business in NJ are somehow connected to the mob. Even an honest man can't be in that business here without rubbing elbows.

Caroline's father in law was Tiny Manzo, a 400 pound mobster found dead many years ago in a car trunk, shot four times. Just google him and you will find plenty about Caroline's hubby's family.

Albert has been involved in NJ politics (the back room deal kind)for a while. Not high elected office, but the kind of positions where one can wheel and deal at the county level trading influence for favors and connections.

I grew up in Paterson many years ago, have lived in Bergen and Essex counties. These kind of people make up the real politics of NJ, not high elected officials.

Steve Adubato (an NJ cable mini-celebrity) is the son of godfather Steven Adubato,Sr. One of the real power brokers who dominate democratic politics. Just google that family.

As cringe inducing as this show is, these are pretty accurate portrayals of a large group in this state. I have worked with many of them and dated a few in my youth. What can I say, some of these guys are hot.

by Anonymousreply 47207/29/2013

It would be classic if Tre goes to prison along with Joe and the Gorgas take the girls in. Can you imagine how much fun Melissa will have getting to rub in how she was such a good sister-in-law that she became a mother to Tre's kids when she went... "away..."

by Anonymousreply 47307/29/2013

Just one more mob connected tidbit. Caroline's and Dina married the Manzo brothers. Their father, Tiny was murdered along with Pete Campisi, a Gambino family soldier.

I worked with a woman who had married into the Campisi family. ALL of them were named Peter. But they went by nicknames-Little Petey, Big Petey, Petey White, Petey Black, etc. This lovely woman was married to Petey Black, who died eating lobster at the family table in 2002. I attended the funeral and the mourners were right out of central casting. Right down to white alpaca or mohair topcoats and sharkskin suits.

by Anonymousreply 47407/29/2013

Those are some SEROIUS charges - they committed a ton of fraud. Not once or twice.

They're screwed and good. I think they knew this and the stress of the past couple of years was making them paranoid and batshit crazy.

Honestly, I do think now that her bizarre behavior is due to all of this. They knew they were investigating them and she's stressed over potential prison time. I don't see how they're going to get out of it. Teresa was just as involved in the frauds.

This is really sad, but they deserve all of it.

by Anonymousreply 47507/29/2013

R472 / R474 thanks for that info! BTW you said you're from Patterson? So are Teresa and her brother. You didn't happen to know any Gorgas growing up, did you? lol I don't know if Kathy and Rosie grew up in that town too.

by Anonymousreply 47607/29/2013

No I don't know them personally, I am about 20 years older than them. I left Paterson in my late 20's. I have attended quite a few functions at the Brownstone over the years, probably saw the Manzo brothers there. The events varied from weddings to funeral repast luncheons to conferences. It is the only half decent venue left in Paterson.

I live in Essex county and Franklin Lakes and East Hanover are among pricier towns where many upwardly mobile italian families whose older generations once lived in Paterson and Newark and other cities fled to. One of my niece's friend's parents live next door to the "Tony Soprano" house.

I worked in Newark and the pizzeria across from my office building was used as a locale on several Sopranos episodes. I recognize many of the restaurants from HWONJ as well. I dined in the restaurant where Jacqueline and Chris had their date in the last episode. It's not a chichi place.

I get a good laugh out of some of the pretensions of HWONJ. Like Kim D's "Posh" boutique, which is a trashy little dump in a strip mall.

Ok, no more hijacking this enjoyable thread. Just believe me, there are plenty of Gorga/Giudice/Manzo types here. Stereotypes often have SOME basis in truth.

by Anonymousreply 47707/29/2013

Did Jacqueline actually say that JoeGo lost his virginity to Teresa?

by Anonymousreply 47807/29/2013

R477 you're not highjacking at all haha. We love hearing some inside or background info. If you have more about the area or the people, please share :) All very interesting.

R478 it was a snide remark. Chris said Joe told him he lost his virginity at age 9 and Jacqueline made that remark about Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 47907/29/2013

I can verify that these mob guys are, as Joey G would say, scum. My brother managed a restaurant for the mob and they gave him a nice little Corvette to ride around in and he was allowed to take their boats out on Long Island Sound. He's an honest guy and they knew they could count on him. At the rehearsal dinner for my brother's wedding, I sat next to the Maid of Honor who told me she'd been approached to be a goumada (mistress) and had turned them down. And she said they fixed the brakes on a car belonging to the mother of the bride! Apparently, my brother's prospective mother-in-law blabbed that they burned down a local restaurant for the insurance money. And then they came in with their wives. The guys were potbellied, wearing Mercedes medallions around their necks. Their wives were decked out in diamonds that only made them look more cheap. They waited until everyone else was seated to make their entrance.

My entire upper-middle-class family was slackjawed. I whispered to my mother, "They're Mafia." "MAFIA!!!" my mother said. "Shhh!" "They're good boys. They've had that restaurant in the village for years. Worked their way up from the bottom," she said.

It was truly weird. Eventually, I talked to my brother, told him he had a kid on the way, and he transferred to another city and started a new life.

by Anonymousreply 48007/29/2013

The sheer comic brilliance will come with the reunion when Miss Cohen, with his stern interview face, brings up the fraud charges to Teresa. The way this woman tries to side-step and excuse everything is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 48107/29/2013

The Teresa fanfraus over on TWOP must be in complete meltdown over this. Sure they will spin it as Melissa's fault.

by Anonymousreply 48207/29/2013

I don't see how they get out of doing some major time.

by Anonymousreply 48307/29/2013

r483,they are going to call Don Caroline to come to talk to the judge and smooth things over.

by Anonymousreply 48407/29/2013

[quote]Steve Adubato (an NJ cable mini-celebrity) is the son of godfather Steven Adubato,Sr. One of the real power brokers who dominate democratic politics. Just google that family.

BTW R472, I understand that Jr. hasn't been on speaking terms with Sr. (aka The Mayor of the North Ward) for years. And you're right about the old guy being a power broker: I think it's understood that Cory wouldn't be running for the Senate if he hadn't gotten Adubato's (and Joe D's) approval.

by Anonymousreply 48507/29/2013

Sorry, can't help but answer R485

Sr. is the godfather of democratic politics. During elections, a coworker was involved in getting out the black vote for democrats. He was given a bag of money. He visited black neighborhoods where he was known as a homeboy who made good, involved in local organizations for kids and families. He would hand out 50s in return for a promise of a vote for democrats running for local office. He explained to me that by doing this, he worked himself into the inner circles over time, got known, then was able to get a piece of the pie for his neighborhood organizations. That's how it works.

JR may not be on speaking terms publicly, probably trying to gain some credibility. He owes every chance he has gotten to his father.

BTW, Jr. is a supremely self important douche. I see him in local Starbucks, wearing dark glasses while surreptitiously scoping the clientele to see if they recognize him. HE always orders his coffee this way... "make it extra hot"...never thanks the barista or tips. Then he sits alone in a centrally located table. If someone approaches him he puts up his hand in a stop gesture.

by Anonymousreply 48607/29/2013

Actually I'm also wondering about the other families on the you think they have been doing things above board? I mean, if they all had the same adviser, you have to wonder.

by Anonymousreply 48707/30/2013

I've only known two men in the mob(I think) the one was murdered in his home. The other left town as soon as possible, like the next day.

by Anonymousreply 48807/30/2013

There have rumors that the rest of the cast will be in trouble with the law over financial deceit and fraud as well...but for now let's see what happens to the dumbass Giudices. They have to the be the stupidest, most unattractive and obnoxious couple on reality tv.

by Anonymousreply 48907/30/2013

Somebody said something about stealing a relative's house?

by Anonymousreply 49007/30/2013

ok when is the WWHL with Juicy Joe & teresa??

by Anonymousreply 49107/30/2013

r491, Miss Cohen is already planning a special GAME TIME called "Name the Convict". Teresa will have to describe a convict and Joe will guess the name. They will each win a Mazel orange jumpsuit.

by Anonymousreply 49207/30/2013

Looks like they showed up to court today and each posted $500,000 bond.

by Anonymousreply 49307/30/2013

So they had to have a $100 thousand for that...I'm thinking if there is any way out of the country, they are looking for it.

by Anonymousreply 49407/30/2013

Update: Not only did they post $500K bail each this morning but they surrendered their passports and are not allowed to travel outside of NY and NJ. Joe is not a US citizen and could be deported if convicted.

by Anonymousreply 49507/30/2013

Is Steve Jr. the gay?

by Anonymousreply 49607/30/2013

I am loving this shit!

by Anonymousreply 49707/30/2013

Shit just got REAL!

by Anonymousreply 49807/30/2013

Wow! Juicy could get deported.

by Anonymousreply 49907/30/2013

Teresa needs to divorce Juicy and become a witness for the prosecution. Turn on him and get his butt deported back to Italy.

In all honesty, Teresa is probably too dumb to even know what type of loan documents she was signing. Ignorance is not an excuse but it is an explanation.

by Anonymousreply 50007/30/2013

According to the NY Daily News, Bravo looking into cancelling the RHONJ all together. Theresa has been pitching her own show after ripping off Kathy's idea and trying to open a cupcake bakery, adding more fuel to the fire. Send them all to jail, deport the whole lot, who cares.

by Anonymousreply 50108/01/2013

[quote]According to the NY Daily News, Bravo looking into cancelling the RHONJ all together. Theresa has been pitching her own show after ripping off Kathy's idea and trying to open a cupcake bakery, adding more fuel to the fire. Send them all to jail, deport the whole lot, who cares.

Never going to happen. As long as the ratings stay up, this show is staying on the air. People get off on the misery of others and watching them taken down a peg.

by Anonymousreply 50208/01/2013

Please remember that you are talking about children. They are revolting, unattractive, mewling brats, but still children.

by Anonymousreply 50508/01/2013

Thank you, R505. That was very inappropriate. Think before you post.

by Anonymousreply 50608/01/2013

Fuck the Guidice children. Lauren Manzo is making a bid for housewife.

"I was fat, now I am less fat, but I have always been a bitch."

by Anonymousreply 50708/01/2013

On Celebitchy, the following was posted after the story about Bravo cancelling the show. I didn't edit it, so don't blame me for the grammar:

If Bravo is considering cancelling the series I can guarantee you that it is not only because of the Giudice’s but because the Laurita’s are not far behind. The Laurtia’s face a similar fate but far worse for corporate bank fraud that defrauded creditors of $55 million. Bravo knows all of this is coming down – the Giudice’s are the first, but certainly not the last to see this coming. Gorga’s and Manzo’s are not far behind…

Is any part of this true?

by Anonymousreply 50808/01/2013

Well, if the dumbass producers had added NEW people to cast, there wouldn't be a problem. They've had the same damn cast for 3 fucking seasons it's gotten beyond boring. I know there are PLENTY of other, trashy, fame-whoring women in NJ who would be perfect for the show. Go find them and let this cast all go to jail.

by Anonymousreply 50908/01/2013

The Lauritas are in much deeper shit than the Guidices.

The Manzo boys are incredibly corrupt and make Chris and Juicy look like rank amateurs.

Gorga is a moron and the Wakiles are also facing time major crimes for Rich defrauding Exxon.

The only way the show would continue is with new wives centered around Danielle Staub who is relatively scandal free.

by Anonymousreply 51008/01/2013

They should bring in Danielle, Kim G., Kim D., and that cat-faced bitch Jennifer. Jettison Jacqueline and Kathy, but leave Caroline, Teresa, and Melissa.

by Anonymousreply 51108/01/2013

For once, the midgets have nothing to say.

by Anonymousreply 51208/01/2013

Danielle met with the show's producers last year and it was reported that she was coming back this season. I wonder what happened?

by Anonymousreply 51308/01/2013

Well I'm a NJ housewife now!

by Anonymousreply 51408/01/2013

How is Joe G not a US citizen if he has been married to one for years?

by Anonymousreply 51508/01/2013

Danielle actually filed for bankruptcy last year too lol but avoided the issues the Giudices are facing because she handed over all her assets. She did meet with Andy last fall and it was initially reported she would appear in 6 episodes this season but for whatever reason those plans fizzled.

by Anonymousreply 51608/01/2013

I do wonder how much trouble the rest of them are in. If they are not being investigated, I wish someone would come out and say that the rest of them are clean.

by Anonymousreply 51708/01/2013

[quote]I do wonder how much trouble the rest of them are in. If they are not being investigated, I wish someone would come out and say that the rest of them are clean.

Wouldn't be surprised if Tre flips on the Lauritas and/or Mel and Joey if it gets her a lighter punishment.

by Anonymousreply 51808/01/2013

I wonder if Teresa and Juicy are really married because I don't get the non-citizen thing.

by Anonymousreply 51908/01/2013


[quote]I wonder if Teresa and Juicy are really married because I don't get the non-citizen thing.

Well, they could be married. Being married to a citizen entitles you to a Green card BUT you still have to fill out the paperwork/forms. Those two were probably too lazy or dumb to do it. But then again, maybe Joe had some reason for not becoming a citizen or getting his Green Card. Probably some corrupt scheme.

by Anonymousreply 52008/01/2013

A few weeks ago it was reported on one of those housewives gossip sites that Teresa only accepts cash payments for her appearances. Sketchy as fuck. Clearly, this fits in line with the counts against her that she and her husband try to hide their assets.

by Anonymousreply 52108/01/2013

Lived the bogus setup when Caroline swooped into Lake George. So, let me get this was a four-hour drive and she got there by 10 am. Before that, she was in her kitchen having a conversation when the phone rang and it was Teresa summoning her, then she had to pack. So they want us to believe the cameras were there at 5 am as she and Lauren fixed breakfast.

That was clearly taped after the fact...the alternative being that the producers put her on notice to expect a call...which Teresa made on the spur of the moment.

by Anonymousreply 52208/01/2013

This thread says more about about the posters than the wives.

by Anonymousreply 52308/03/2013

LOL many posters on TWOP are CERTAIN that Teresa will see zero jail time

by Anonymousreply 52408/03/2013

The Teresa stans are bizarre. I don't understand how someone who gained infamy from flipping a fucking table got such protective and loyal fans.

by Anonymousreply 52508/03/2013

I hate to break it to you TreStans, but filing for bankruptcy is not a criminal act, so attempting to fling Laurita/Dinyell shit against the wall as a distraction isn't going to somehow take the spotlight off your benighted heroine. You can spin as many tales as you like about how everyone else has even more hidden dirt than the Giudices--the bottom line is that the Giudice's dirt is being spread out for everyone to see, and all that other apocryphal "dirt" that you've been referencing season after season still has yet to see the light of day. None of it will be of much help to Teresa when she's sitting in the federal pen.

by Anonymousreply 52608/04/2013

Send the delusional ape and her roided midget husband to jail. I feel bad for the kids, but the two of them are just vile.

by Anonymousreply 52708/04/2013

What has Albie been up to?

by Anonymousreply 52808/04/2013

I thought that usually with tax evasion and such you can work out an out of jail deal. I think the bigger issues are the frauds with loans etc. Also identity theft for the driver's license.

by Anonymousreply 52908/04/2013

[quote]Teresa only accepts cash payments for her appearances.

Smart woman.

by Anonymousreply 53008/04/2013

I lubs my fambily.

by Anonymousreply 53108/04/2013

30 mins into this nauseating episode.

I know, girls, I should stop watching.

Rosie had to bring her whole family to a lesbian mixer? Melissa shocked that she stumbled onto swingers????? oh, dear.

Oh, and the tanning bed photo shoot with midget #2.

Ok, I'm switching channels now.

by Anonymousreply 53208/04/2013

Yeah I agree its all getting very stupid and I am quickly realizing that i don't care about these momo's.

Why are they trying to make Rosie happen?

Does the woman have NO friends?

Poor lesbian Rosie can't find a good woman so let's all go to a lesbian bar and help her!!


by Anonymousreply 53308/04/2013

I felt sorry for the poor woman Rosie latched onto. I'm surprised she signed a release and agreed to be on the show.

Every time Rich shows up on screen I throw up a little in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 53408/04/2013

Rosie didn't talk to the woman...she talked at her. HOw about asking questions about her?

Albie's hair is disappearing almost as fast as the viewers are having their dignity sucked out of them.

by Anonymousreply 53508/04/2013


[quote]That was clearly taped after the fact...the alternative being that the producers put her on notice to expect a call...which Teresa made on the spur of the moment.

You do realize that the everything on this series is outlined, right?

Theresa and Caroline aren't playing nice because they want to.

by Anonymousreply 53608/04/2013

Is Rosie hot in the lesbian world?

by Anonymousreply 53708/04/2013

I was disturbed by all the males (heterosexual no doubt) at the lesbian date event. These guys are predatory. They were there to disrupt what the event was for.

by Anonymousreply 53808/04/2013

Andy Cohen gave the world Nene Lekes, Teresa Giudice, Jill Zarin and Lisa Vanderpump or whatever the fuck her name is.

Remember that when licking the swirl

by Anonymousreply 53908/04/2013

They went to the lesbian bar because Rosie is the only way Kathy has any real "story". And Miss Cohen nuts himself over this beast.

JoeGo doing the tanning commercial was nauseating. I can't see how anyone can stomach these people in real life.

The Manzo "drama" zzzzzzzzzzz

When the kids are the most entertaining part, you have a problem.

by Anonymousreply 54008/05/2013

Next week: the return of Greggy!

by Anonymousreply 54108/05/2013

The Manzos are desperate for story if they have to bring back that queen.

by Anonymousreply 54208/05/2013

Albie is coming out of the closet next week.

by Anonymousreply 54308/05/2013

And the two midgets will initiate him with a gangbang.

by Anonymousreply 54408/05/2013

I want Joe Gorga to fuck me doggy style, uttering obscene filth in my ear as he grabs my hair. I long to hear my headboard slamming against my bedroom wall as beefy, muscular Gorga slams his Italian dick deep into the dark cavern that is my fake male pussy. I want to taste the sweat falling off his brow as he curses vile obscenities at me as he thrusts his prick in and out, sodomizing me in a most hate-fuck way, against God and all that is vile and immoral in the bible mother told me not to forget.

Do you want to see an UNCENSORED photo of his exposed penis from Season Four? He's got a big fat one. As you may recall, he dropped his pants and exposed it to the cameras. The Internet tried to censor it, but of course the real photo somehow mysteriously got out.

by Anonymousreply 54508/05/2013

I'd rather top JoeGo doggie-style myself. I like to think he's a hungry little bottom bitch.

by Anonymousreply 54608/05/2013

You're not serious R545, are you? You do know that is a very bad photoshop job, right?

by Anonymousreply 54708/05/2013

Now that the mongo feud has settled I can see next weeks episode about Albie coming out.

by Anonymousreply 54808/05/2013

where online can I go to see recent episodes

by Anonymousreply 54908/05/2013

His personality is annoying but I think Joe Gorga is very hot. Amazing body. The tanning thing was obviously just for money and these people will do anything.

Teresa saying Jacqueline is 1 of those evil people in the world? lol so what is Teresa then?

by Anonymousreply 55008/05/2013

550: retarded.

by Anonymousreply 55108/05/2013

R548 / R551 stop projecting your own issues onto others.

by Anonymousreply 55208/05/2013

Melanoma is a riot. Can you rent her out for parties?

by Anonymousreply 55308/05/2013

Incest suggestive article between cute Joe Gorga and his stupid ass sister Teresa.

"The same trip where Teresa asked Joe Giudice if he wanted to do it in her butt — right in front of her brother Joe Gorga. Then proceeded to try to make Joe Giudice have sex with her in a vineyard within earshot of her brother."

by Anonymousreply 55408/05/2013

I still get a kick out of how everyone seems to ignore/forget about Theresa's second daughter... Gabriella is it?

She goes to answer the door and even her cousins run past her and go to Melanoma. Isn't Melissa's daughter actually closer in age to Gabriella and should be playing with her and not Melanoma?

by Anonymousreply 55508/05/2013

And when Theresa kept talking about how juicy Gia's lips were, the only thing I could think about was the field day some of you would have on here.

by Anonymousreply 55608/05/2013

I'm done with the whole damned franchise. latest obsession is the Canadian series "Wind at My Back" ...yes, I know I'm late to the game.

by Anonymousreply 55808/05/2013

Hold on a little longer R558, Aviva will return soon to school us all once again.

by Anonymousreply 55908/06/2013

NYC will be a welcome return. NJ is just a mess.

by Anonymousreply 56008/06/2013

Gabriella's in two episodes in a row? Theresa must have someone read these threads to her!

by Anonymousreply 56108/10/2013

Teresa: "Jacqueline called me a sociopath?"

Teresa into phone: "What is a sociopath."

Phone: "Checking on that."


by Anonymousreply 56208/11/2013

Gina's date with her Uncle Joe. Aww.

by Anonymousreply 56308/11/2013

I can't believe you guys think either one of the Joes are hot. They're both no necked roided out and nasty looking.

by Anonymousreply 56408/11/2013

Holy shit. Why does my TWC DVR only record this show three times a year for me? Is it a Bravo thing?

by Anonymousreply 56508/11/2013

Has anyone commented on this:

by Anonymousreply 56608/11/2013

But, Gia might be the most mature person on the show.

by Anonymousreply 56808/11/2013

Didn't need to see Jacqueline's cut off fat.

by Anonymousreply 56908/11/2013


That's actually not a surprise. Kids who often have terrible parents like that, often have to step up and be the adult.

by Anonymousreply 57008/12/2013

It's nice to see Ashley looking so great and making it on her own. She was right to get away from her psycho mother and the loser Manzo cousins who somehow think they are better than Ashley.

by Anonymousreply 57108/12/2013

I had no idea that BLK water had corporate offices.

by Anonymousreply 57208/12/2013

Who the hell gives a shit about the Manzo boys? This is a housewives show and there are entire segments without any of them.

They really need to do something drastic next season.

by Anonymousreply 57308/12/2013

I doubt there will be a next season. There's nothing entertaining about junk food tv where one of the lead couples are in the federal pen. The show is just depressing now; I guess they could do Real Prison Orphans of NJ.

by Anonymousreply 57408/12/2013

If they both get time, then Joe and Melissa will take in the 4 girls. Reality show heaven.

by Anonymousreply 57508/12/2013

Ashley makes a living in LA as a blogger. Snort.

by Anonymousreply 57608/12/2013

I think Gia will grow into her looks. I'll be back to gloat.

by Anonymousreply 57708/12/2013

I just realized that Jacqueline looks like fat Phoebe Cates.

by Anonymousreply 57808/12/2013

Holy shit, R566! Poor thing, it's such a shame. Life is hard.

by Anonymousreply 57908/12/2013

r569 TOTALLY agree. She should thank the dr though for cutting out that entire tacky tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 58008/12/2013

Last night's episode was enough evidence to convince anyone that Albie & Greg are a couple.

by Anonymousreply 58108/12/2013

I missed the episode, R581. What makes you say that?

by Anonymousreply 58208/12/2013

[quote]Last night's episode was enough evidence to convince anyone that Albie & Greg are a couple.

Was thinking the same thing...

by Anonymousreply 58308/13/2013

Is Greg really tall, or does he only hang around with midgets?

by Anonymousreply 58408/13/2013

What exactly was said that would make them seem like a couple?

by Anonymousreply 58508/15/2013

R568, its called a "parentified child". Sadly, this will come to hurt later on and that is so not fair.

by Anonymousreply 58608/15/2013

So if Greg and Albie are a couple, why is Greg moving across the country? If they broke up, why is Albie's mother fawning all over her son's ex? It doesn't make sense either way.

by Anonymousreply 58708/15/2013

[quote]So if Greg and Albie are a couple, why is Greg moving across the country? If they broke up, why is Albie's mother fawning all over her son's ex? It doesn't make sense either way.

Yeah, because no couple in the history of the world has had to do the long distance thing! Makes no sense!!!!

by Anonymousreply 58808/15/2013

I don't know whether Albie is gay or not, but the idea that he's with Greg is ridiculous. So everyone on the show is "in" on it, but the secret has not been leaked in any of those blogs?

by Anonymousreply 58908/15/2013

[quote]It's nice to see Ashley looking so great and making it on her own.

She's "making it on her own" just like the Manzo spawn are. What exactly is she doing to support herself in L.A.? Isn't she living with relatives and jobless?

by Anonymousreply 59008/15/2013

It's painfully obvious the ManzHos are gunning for a spinoff. The move to Hoboken, the restaurant, etc. I can't imagine whoTF would watch, but I would bet a pilot has or will be filmed.

by Anonymousreply 59108/15/2013


Its basically already been announced that there getting a spin off.

by Anonymousreply 59208/15/2013

"THEY'RE getting a spin off"

by Anonymousreply 59308/15/2013

Know their knot!

by Anonymousreply 59408/15/2013


Get a grip and take your meds. Maybe they'll help you unclench that pussy of yours.

by Anonymousreply 59508/15/2013

Sure R595. Because ignorance is something to celebrate. Or apparently it is in the trailer park that you inhabit.

by Anonymousreply 59608/15/2013

Is Caroline even that popular to warrant a spinoff?

by Anonymousreply 59708/15/2013


Or maybe people like you are just ridiculous because you feel the need to point out someone's spelling errors. What's lacking in your life?

Maybe no one bothers to point it out because we're not narrow enough to not first think it could have just been a typo or auto correct.

And your "trailer park" comment is as eye roll inducing at the rest of your personality.

Try harder next time or just go away.

by Anonymousreply 59808/15/2013

[quote]Or apparently it is in the trailer park that you inhabit.

We're on the verge of, "your mama" here. So juvenile. Can we stick with just calling each other prostitution whores?

Now that we're back on subject, is Caroline popular enough to warrant a spin off? She's probably popular enough.

Can someone please start an additional thread as we're nearing the limit here?

by Anonymousreply 59908/15/2013

lol so Teresa and Joe say they are planning on opening a restaurant now...yeah with no money, no bank loans...I guess that means they've found a businessman whose money they're gonna use? wow. How will they run it from behind bars? Gia's not even legal working age yet.

by Anonymousreply 60008/15/2013
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