Watch Rafa pick at his ass. Watch Andy pick at his scab of a soul. Will "Nole" pull it off (out of his own ass)? What will Murka be eating until the semis? Will her God Jehovah be there for Serena, or will he abandon her to allow her to threaten violence and hurl abuse? Why has he forsaken her? Will Mary Carillo's voice resemble that of my 5th grade gym teacher so much that I will be forced into a fetal position reliving memories of being picked last and being screamed at in that raspy, deep voice, "Get up you sissy and throw the god damned ball!" Will heterosexual Pam Shriver finally find the right man after her one-time Bond didn't do her majesty any service, secret or otherwise?
French Open 2013 Thread
|by Anonymous||reply 260||06/15/2013|
Kinda sad that Venus lost today.
It's Serena I can't stand.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/26/2013|
"Watch Rafa pick at his ass."
I love it when Rafa tugs at his hole. He seems compulsively driven to do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/26/2013|
Berdych vs. Monfils in a 1st round match later today? I'm in!
And Wozniacki cannot be too thrilled about playing Laura Robson in her opening match, also later today.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/26/2013|
Venus Williams OUT!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/26/2013|
Bummed about Venus too. I think she'll retire soon, but I'd prefer her to go out on a stronger note.
I'd love to see two surprise winners.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/26/2013|
I want to see some thick, jock-strapped ass under practically see-through white shorts.
Which matched should I tune in for/ which players should I watch?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/26/2013|
R6, there's a Boris Becker v. Jimmy Connors match circa 1987 that you should tune in for.
I think that's the last time players wore jockstraps.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/27/2013|
[quote]" Will heterosexual Pam Shriver finally find the right man after her one-time Bond didn't do her majesty any service, secret or otherwise?
Jesus, is Pam Shriver *still* in the closet, pretending to be straight? She makes Queen Latifah and Jodie Foster look like straight prom queen housewives. Heck even Martina looks kinda straight next to Pam.
Shriver probably had the hots for Chris Evert Lloyd and never could come to terms with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/27/2013|
LOL R8, I'm still in the closet... As a HETEROSEXUAL! As folks in these parts know, I love the PEEN! I love 'em BIG n' THICK like Hewitt and Haas, or SKINNY n' SHORT like Agassi and Federer. That's one thing that me and my GAL PAL Maria Sharapova have in common is our passion for dudes' JUNK! I love asking Maria about Dimitrov's PACKAGE, she gets all sultry and starts licking her LIPS, and pinching those SUCCULENT nipples, and rubbing her ENGORGED lady parts, and - oh! Where was I? Sorry folks! Got a little carried away there!
Well, gotta run kids! My Aussie buddy Sam Stosur suggested I do our interview in the LOCKER ROOM while she gets her RUBDOWN after practice. I wonder if I should grab an extra TOWEL for Rennae Stubbs? I never know when she's going to jump in the SAUNA with us...
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/27/2013|
"I think she will retire soon..." That's the problem. You would think the great sports stars would know when to quit and hold on to their dignity but they never do. (Very few do, at any rate.) I'm hoping Federer won't make that mistake because I admire him so much. They all think there is just one more big victory in them and they hang on and look pathetic at the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/27/2013|
Venus wants to stay active so that she can make the Olympic team for Rio. But at this rate, her ranking won't be high enough to make the team.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/27/2013|
I'm happy for Monfils that he just took out Berdych. And the fact that he handled a 5 setter says something encouraging about his conditioning - although how many of them could he handle?
That sets him up for another match that I want to watch because next up he plays Gulbis. That will be fun because those are 2 of the most exuberant personalities in the ATP - although Gulbis' energy doesn't always favor the positive.
Also, if I were a lesbian, I think I'd want to eat out Flavia Pennetta - or whatever the lesbo equivalent is to "I want him in me deeply." Pammy?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/27/2013|
Has Pam done it with Flavia Pennetta?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/27/2013|
My man will win the trophy, bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/27/2013|
This made me LOL.
[quote]"Sharapova can scream all day and I just go 'no' and I lose a point?" Anabel Medina Garrigues questions why she was penalised at break point in her defeat by Li Na.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/27/2013|
So what's the story of Pam Shriver's marriage to that much older actor who played James Bond once? They had three kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/27/2013|
Our style is timeless and lives on to this day, R7.
Keep your eye on the ball, but don't forget to check out the asses on display!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/27/2013|
[quote]So what's the story of Pam Shriver's marriage to that much older actor who played James Bond once? They had three kids.
Three kids??? Pam had three biological kids? Or were the kids adopted?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/27/2013|
Burka, which trophy? You're certainly no trophy. To be a trophy you have to be thin and svelte and, well, beautiful. Keep on eating those, what do you call them, Bon Bons? That's the sure way to trophydom. Hehe.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/27/2013|
Watching Rafa right now and Brands. Just read this thread and sure enough within 15 seconds, Rafa picks at his ass. The camera quickly changed view. He does look good though.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/27/2013|
Did anyone notice James Blake's gut? I don't know if it was the shirt, or what, but he seems to have a bit of a beer belly going on these days. ... Oh, James! :-(
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/27/2013|
It sounds like they were bio kids. I'm more surprised that she found two husbands.
[quote]Her first husband, Joe Shapiro, a former Walt Disney Company lawyer, died of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma in 1999.
[quote]In 2002, Shriver married actor George Lazenby. She gave birth to their first child, George, Jr., on July 12, 2004, and to twins, Kate and Sam, on October 1, 2005. Shriver was also stepmother to Lazenby's daughter, Melanie Lazenby, from his previous marriage. The family lived in Brentwood, California. In August 2008, Shriver filed for divorce from Lazenby, citing "irreconcilable differences" for the end of the couple's six-year marriage.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/27/2013|
Saw Pam with Lazenby on Montana Ave in Santa Monica around 10 or 12 years ago; it might have been when they were dating before they got married. The striking thing about them was that they were both very tall. She must be about 6'1" or 6'2". He was definitely taller. Tall women really like men who are taller (as I know from my tall friends; I'm pretty short.)
Never watched tennis when she was playing but I had just started watching tennis on TV and recognized her immediately and said "HiPam" (she didn't seem to like being recognized.)
He did look a lot older but he was still a good-looking guy (to me, straight middle-aged female). I didn't know who he was at the time. Women often are attracted to older men; they didn't look that unusual, esp for this neighborhood where there are lots of trophy wives married to rich older men.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/27/2013|
I would hardly characterize Pam as a "trophy wife."
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/27/2013|
He's cute. Remind me of that French Footballer Giroud and someone else I can't remember...
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/27/2013|
Just catching up on the early Monday matches. Don't recall if I've seen Aljaz Bedene play before (he lost to Tsonga this morning) but I'd make sure to catch every televised match of his from now on if I know the camera will cut to show his brother in the coach's box often.
They are identical twins, but Andraz was looking much hotter in the stands today than his brother on the court.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/27/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/27/2013|
Who will jump on them first? Peen-hungry Pam or cock-craving Masha?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/27/2013|
I thought Berdych had it today, he was more fit than Monfils....
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/27/2013|
Any chance Shriver is just a butch straight woman? They are a dime a dozen.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/27/2013|
After Djokovic beats Goffin tomorrow (or later today depending on where in the world you are), I want to see him pick the little guy up and put him in his pocket. After all, that's what you do with pocket gays.
Also worth a mention: for any hot guys on the Roland Garros grounds on Tuesday, Jan-Michael Gambill should be available for blow jobs around lunch time. That's about how long it should take for his protege Coco to get bounced out of her first round match. Like Putintseva said, she's a terrible player - only has a serve. Anyway, meet Gambill on Court 5.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/27/2013|
Is Gambill still pretending to be straight? Maybe he could hook up with peen loving Pam.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/27/2013|
Why did Tomic quit during his match today? Serious problem? or head case?
Is he upset that his father isn't allowed to be present to kick the ass of another member of his coaching team?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/28/2013|
When and how did the lez rumours about Masha start? Is there any particular player she's been linked to?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/28/2013|
Tomic tore a muscle, I think in his calf. Hopes to be back for Wimbledon.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/28/2013|
Jesus fucking Christ. I'm watching a panel interview at the French on Tennis Channel right now, and John McEnroe won't SHUT THE FUCK UP. Carrillo, who is moderating, poses a question to someone else, and McEnroe (who hasn't stopped talking) pipes up with "I can answer that!"
I wish Serena would take a fucking ball and shove it down his fucking throat!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/28/2013|
I have to mute a match if McEnroe is commentating because he never shuts the fuck up and tries to equate how he played with today's game, which are like two totally different games.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/29/2013|
Assuming Rafa wins later today (or tomorrow depending on your time zone), there is the possibility that he'll get his chance at a rematch with Lukas Rosol who not only knocked him out of Wimbledon last year, but essentially ended his 2012 season. Rosol has to beat Fognini though, which is not exactly going to be a stroll in the park on clay.
How sweet it would be for Rafa to get to play him again though, and on a surface where Rafa could humble him. Nadal's first round victory over Brands will have been a perfect preparation for another Rosol match since those two have essentially the same style of play. Who knows how often, if ever, he'll have another opportunity for revenge.
Similarly, assuming that both Nole and Dmitrov win tomorrow (and both are heavily favored), they will be rematched in the next round. Could Dmitrov possibly beat him twice in just a couple of weeks? I wouldn't bet on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/29/2013|
I saw Tommy Haas win his first round match the other day, damn he's still HOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/29/2013|
In the US, a good portion of Tommy's match today should be on whichever network has rights to it (I'm assuming Tennis Channel because it's supposed to be last match on Court 2 for the day) because he's playing Jack Sock - the only one of the 4 US guys that came through qualifying still in the tournament.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/29/2013|
Saw Jimmy Connors being interviewed by Bob Costas. He was promoting his biography. He still is sexy to me. Costas was trying to make Connors feel guilty about a reveal in the book. He did his very best to twist the argument in favor of a guilty verdict. But Connors would have none of it.
From what I've read, it's Rafa's to lose. There are some pics of him being very close to another guy. Also, some of his naked rear. Not exciting to me, but he's in great shape, obviously.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/29/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/29/2013|
Jimmy Connors is a narcissist, R41. It's hard to make him feel guilty about even the things that he should feel guilty about.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/30/2013|
You mean there's a qualifier that Roger hasn't gotten to play yet? Amazing.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/30/2013|
R17, who is that?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/30/2013|
Has Maria's "boyfriend" told her to stop screeching like a banshee?
I've noticed she's toned it down the last couple of months.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/30/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/30/2013|
Tipsarevic records Viktor Troicki and Novak Djokovic about to take ice baths. You can basically see Troicki's bare ass in the video.
Djoker then attempts to apparently slap Troicki's naked ass. There was a video from a few years ago of Djokovic grinding on Troicki's lap while lip syncing to Shakira. Seems like they have some homoerotic overtures to their relationship.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/30/2013|
Djokovic was staring right at his ass. Looked like he wanted to pound it.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/30/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/31/2013|
Today Ryan Harrison looked good in his plaid shorts and dark blue polo shirt.
I didn't realize John Isner is getting coached by Mike Sell. I used to have a crush on Sell years ago when he was coaching Monica Seles.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/31/2013|
I thought the same R50. He was staring directly at his ass.
I searched to see if anything would come up on Djokovic possibly being gay and found this thread (linked) on Real Jock. Someone there said that a friend of his (female) slept with him and thought he pinged. He adds that she didn't think he was good. Maybe he's just waiting for the right man.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/31/2013|
Uncanny resemblance to Adam Levine in that first realjock photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/31/2013|
It's good to see Tommy Robredo back. And not just back, but able to play long matches. Only got to see a little of his match today, but taking Monfils (also good to have back) out in a 4-hour, 5-set match is a good sign that his fitness is solid.
I didn't realize Tommy had played enough this year to get his ranking up so high, and then with a couple of withdrawals he ended up as the last seed. Good for that possible gay-boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/31/2013|
(R43) Narcissist, or not, he evaded the slimy tactics of Bob Costa. (And I like Bob Costa, ordinarily.)
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/31/2013|
Robredo was face down with his ass up and legs akimbo for about 10 seconds after winning that match today. The TV camera had good shots of it from the side so you could see how high his ass stood from the rest of his body. But I can't find any good pics of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/31/2013|
FYI for anyone who is used to checking ESPN2 for live Roland Garros matches. It looks like ESPN has no TV coverage of the event this weekend.
The matches with the biggest names will be shown tape-delayed on NBC, and Tennis Channel has the rest. Tomorrow I'm assuming Djokovic v. Dmitrov will be on NBC and maybe part of Rafa v. Fognini.
It really can be frustrating trying to know when and where you can see which match when they split up the broadcast contracts between so many networks like this. And it's even worse when the nets like NBC or CBS (formerly having US Open rights) claim exclusive rights to particular matches, and then don't broadcast live and so we have to wait for hours before fans can see them.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/31/2013|
By all that is holy, will someone PLEASE fly to Paris and rip McEnroe's tongue out so he'll STFU!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/01/2013|
[quote]By all that is holy, will someone PLEASE fly to Paris and rip McEnroe's tongue out so he'll STFU!
Thugrena will probably do that to Mac at some point anyway when the loudmouthed prick says something unflattering about her.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/01/2013|
Are Maria's panties sopping wet from watching her boyfriend play against Novak?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/01/2013|
[quote]FYI for anyone who is used to checking ESPN2 for live Roland Garros matches. It looks like ESPN has no TV coverage of the event this weekend.
ESPN3 (very decent quality streaming) has replays of the matches and will have live matches on Monday.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/01/2013|
Is that true for the weekend though, r63? As of right now they don't have any of the matches from June 1st available for replay.
I think ESPN3 only features matches from days that ESPN has broadcast rights to.
But in general I agree that the site is very nice for the ability to pull up a match already completed and watch it in its entirety, and without commercial breaks.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/01/2013|
Probably not, R64, if NBC has weekend rights. Unless there's a separate arrrangement for internet.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/01/2013|
That Kohlschreiber match had to be kind of whacky. I didn't see any of it, but was paying attention to the live score as it was progressing.
Two nearly bagel sets (6-0, 6-1) that sandwiched a tiebreak set. But that tiebreak was also a bagel (7-0). Interesting scoreline.
Good thing it didn't go on longer though so they could get it finished tonight.
When Isner plays these long matches like today, there are lots of times when I think he's going to fall over dead on the court. He looks like he can barely move. But even when he looks like that, he can still bomb his serve like he just freshly stepped out on the court.
Anyway, another good win for Haas!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/01/2013|
Who is that at R59?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/01/2013|
r59 that's Fabio Fognini doing... well I don't know what he's doing there.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/01/2013|
Haas looks like he'd pound you senseless.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/01/2013|
I wish more players would wear the shorter shorts like Robredo.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/02/2013|
I detest the way NBC is showing the French Open. I usually watch most of the matches, now it's 11:00 today before it comes on.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/02/2013|
Nadal is playing shit.
I'll be shocked if he even makes it to the quarters much less beats Nole.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/02/2013|
ROGER ROGER ROGER ROGER THE DOGER
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/02/2013|
Serena's drawn on eyebrows are covering half of her head.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/02/2013|
Serena is trying to serve Centre Court Realness, but in the end she is just a man in a dress.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/02/2013|
Ana Ivanovic always looks so nervous, I don't even know why because she has nothing to lose at this point.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/02/2013|
Why don't the announcers ever reference Monica Seles? She won the FO three time in a row. It's like they're embarrassed at how she was treated post stabbing. I mean, hell, MJ Fernandez is supposed to be her good friend. They talk about everyone else they think was influential, why not her?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/02/2013|
Agreed r69. You just know Tommy is all about angry sex.
It's all down to Sveta for Serena. She beats her, she wins the tournament. I like both, but I hope she can do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/02/2013|
Who has the prettiest backhand, Wawrinka or Gasquet? We'll be able to compare when they play each other tomorrow.
Also will be curious to see if whatever Djokovic tweaked toward the end of the Dimitrov match is anything lingering. Kohlschreiber shouldn't be a problem for him generally, but if he's stiff from something nagging at him in his shoulder, it could get interesting.
When the 2 elder statesmen (Haas vs. Youzhny) take the court, I'll be one of the few interested in every point. I've always liked those guys and hope they both can continue their prolonged careers.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/02/2013|
I just saw that Stosur and Schiavone are a doubles team at the French. That's a new partnership, right?
The last couple of years Sam had dropped doubles at slams to concentrate on her success in singles, right? So is this new team just a one-off, or will she be back to doubles regularly again?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/02/2013|
Serena's eyebrows are tattooed. I just googled it. She figured she just wasn't ugly enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/02/2013|
[quote]Serena is trying to serve Centre Court Realness, but in the end she is just a man in a dress.
Serena is uglier and more beastlike than any man in a dress. Is this man/woman/thing/thug still complaining that he/she/it gets tested for drugs more than any other player?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/02/2013|
Youzhny is cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||06/02/2013|
I love Serena. Hate her all you want, She is undeniably the best right now.
And yes, I find her gorgeous on the tennis court. Her coach/boyfriend has got her in fantastic shape. I'm jealous.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/02/2013|
I just looked at a picture of Serena at the French Open. Who did her eyebrows? Bozo the Clown? They are too long and the contrast is too severe between her skin color and eyebrow color.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/02/2013|
[R85] I would like to see her slam a ball down your throat. How was her tennis by the way? The thread is about TENNIS, not eyebrows.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/02/2013|
Nobody talked about the epic Tommy Haas John Isner match with Haas blowing 12 match points and being down in the third set before rallying to win. And this despite the fact that DL has been drooling over Haas' body for months.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/03/2013|
This Gasquet-Wawrinka match is amazing. Everyone's behind Gasquet but I think Stan will win eventually.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/03/2013|
R88, I'm watching too, and it's enthralling. I'm rooting for Gasquet all the way.
As I wrote on the other thread, row 2 of Gasquet's box is gayer than a row of tents. Why doesn't he just come out already?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/03/2013|
[quote]I would like to see her slam a ball down your throat.
Serena, being the violent, feral thug that she is, will likely do that to someone at some point anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/03/2013|
Why is competitive spirit so cheered in men but not cool for the lady athlete? [R90] You are right, I understand you would rather have her racquet buried in your ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/03/2013|
r89, you are right about the row of fancy boys in their fancy scarves in the Gasquet box. That guy never seems to have any females in his entourage. So odd. Maybe failing that drug test has made him swear off women.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/03/2013|
R91, there is a difference in competitive spirit and threatening the life of a line judge in front of thousands.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/03/2013|
R87, totally loved that match! And yes, Tommy Haas is so hot! It was difficult to pay attention...
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/03/2013|
The crowd sang Happy Birthday to Rafa on court right after he beat Nishkori today. That was nice.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/03/2013|
Follow-up. Immdediately following the match the crowd sang spontaneously on their own which was very nice.
But then they were prompted to sing again when they wheeled out a birthday cake during his on-court interview with Pioline. That part was kind of lame since it was prepared and came right after the more personal event of them singing on their own.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/03/2013|
I decided to watch one of today's doubles matches: Soares/Peya vs. Dimitrov/Nielsen.
Last year someone in one of the DL threads posted about Paulo Soares, and I've been interested in him ever since. He's is very sexy. The guy he's paired up for this tournament (Alexandar Peya) is pretty handsome.
But the guy that Dimitrov is partnered with, Frederik Nielsen, is really hot to me. Not so much in the face (in fact when I googled pics of him, he looks like a nerd with big ears), but from the neck down I think he's fantastic!
Watching this match isn't full-on wanking material, but it's approaching that level.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/03/2013|
Paulo Soares should be Bruno Soares, of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||06/03/2013|
That handshake at the end of the Haas/Youzhny match today was about as unfriendly and perfunctory as they come.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||06/03/2013|
Is it my imagination or has James Blake, Roger Fedderer and Tommy Haas put on some belly fat?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||06/03/2013|
Well, R100, one of them I'm sure is taking after his wife ingesting the "Ho Hos".
|by Anonymous||reply 99||06/03/2013|
Federer has always had a little paunch.
But I don't think there's an ounce of fat on Tommy Haas. Now, that's a DILF.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||06/03/2013|
Well, Bronx ...You wrote the book on "hos", I suppose.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||06/03/2013|
Well, Burka, except, in my book I suggest spitting rather than swallowing. The former eludes you while the latter is a concept which you perfected to a science.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||06/03/2013|
Jamie Hampton - who's her gf?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||06/03/2013|
Richard Gasquet is a headcase. Once again he blows away a lead. He is very talented yet has made no impact on top level competitions. He isn't getting younger.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||06/03/2013|
Has Bronx left Andy Roddick now that he's retired and not bringing in the dough?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||06/03/2013|
Kuznetzova played an incredible match but Serena played even better. Great tennis. That was definitely the best women's match of the tournament so far.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||06/04/2013|
I don't think anyone can stop Ree now. She owns Sharapova.
What's that, #15 for her?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||06/04/2013|
Kutznetsova handed the third set to Serena. Here's hoping Errani gives makes her work for it in the semis.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||06/04/2013|
Jesus, Tsonga just won the quarterfinals and now they're showing the Yannick Noah clips.
Good for him, but, Ferrer is going to be a tough match.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||06/04/2013|
Ferrer can't beat Djokovic or Nadal, so let's hope Tsonga gets to the final. Tsonga at least can make it a match on a good day.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||06/04/2013|
God it's hard to watch great champions decline (that is if you are a fan.) I've had to do it with so many over the years. I really wish Roger had retired after last year's US Open. Before he began his slide down the rankings which is going to happen in the next 6 months most likely.
I'm old enough to have seen it happen to many- only bother me when I like them a lot- BJK, Laver (just old enough to have seen him at the end of his great career), McEnroe (he did not last long) and Borg (very depressing when he abruptly quit), Navratilova and Evert both, Sampras (never cared for Agassi so his decline did not bother me) and now Federer who is the most asthetically appealing champion to ever play the game- and a great sportsman.
Luckily I am not really a big fan of anyone else these days. Djokovic is my next favority and I admire Nadal- but always find myself rooting against him- he is so sour on the court and OCD off the court- even though he seems like a very nice guy. For a long time his "doctor" was the same guy who supplied the Spanish cycling team with their enhancements. I have always suspected that some of Nadal's hiatuses from the game are in fact positive drug tests and hushed suspensions to save the game one of its great stars. First heard it years ago from an Editor for Tennis magazine after his first missed Austrailian Open. Still, very odd how we pick our heros.
Speaking of enhancement- who thinks Robin Soderling's disappearance from the game was due to mononucleosis?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||06/04/2013|
I've never heard of so many people having mono or mono-like illnesses as in pro tennis.
It makes me thing you're on to something with your "hushed suspension" hypothesis.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||06/04/2013|
Next year, bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||06/04/2013|
[quote] Here's hoping Errani gives makes her work for it in the semis
Haha! Errani is going to make Serena work for it in the semis? Sara Fucking Errani? A joke of a player who's managed to reach the Top 5 because it's a piss poor era in women's tennis with Serena being the only decent player followed by an entire group of mediocre also rans.
Besides Errani's sudden ascent in the rankings last year has always been rather suspicious and I don't buy her excuse that she's playing better because she has a more powerful racket. I think she's doping.
Anyway she ain't even getting more than a game or two from Serena in the semis. Serena takes it 6-0, 6-1 and then blasts Sharapova 6-1, 6-0 in the final for her second French Open win.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||06/04/2013|
The Brooklyn and Mirka trolls make me shudder with laughter. Looking forward to seeing you both on the Wimbledon thread(s) this year.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||06/04/2013|
Does Brooklyn have fake tits?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||06/04/2013|
[quote]Does Brooklyn have fake tits?
Oh my sides! When was the last time you saw an anorexic with jugs like that?
If you find anything authentic about Bronx, I'll give you one of my 5 carat diamond earrings.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||06/04/2013|
Rumor's of Nadal's PED usage are greatly exaggerated. Not true. He's always been built like a bull. He gets injured because of his style of play. I'm guessing the rumors are started by Fed fans who can't seem to accept that while Roger is the GOAT, Rafa is just better than he is, one on one.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||06/04/2013|
Roger definitely has a bit of a gut now. I like the haircut though.
In other news, the anti-Serena trolls always take it too far.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||06/04/2013|
Poor Moocow! Is she on death watch? Perhaps I should send over a truck of moonpies to console her? Perhaps two trucks?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||06/04/2013|
[quote] Errani is going to make Serena work for it in the semis?
Wow, R116, did Errani turn you down or something?
I think that Errani will take at least one set off Williams.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||06/04/2013|
I like Sara, but that is surely a straight sets victory for Serena.
The Victoria/Maria semi is the one to watch (fingers crossed it happens).
|by Anonymous||reply 122||06/04/2013|
I hate the French Open no DOOL on Thur. and Fri. This Sucks big time. I hope your Happy!
|by Anonymous||reply 123||06/04/2013|
Rafa looked unbeatable today. Can't wait for Nole and Rafa on Friday.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||06/05/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 125||06/05/2013|
I bet Nole is hot in the sack.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||06/06/2013|
Sharapova takes it with an ace(her 10th, I think)....
beats Azarenka 6-1, 2-6, 6-4
Should have won the 3rd set 6-2 but Maria blew 4 match pts.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||06/06/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 128||06/06/2013|
12 aces the announcers said.
Isn't that pretty high for Maria? But she also had a lot of double faults. In fact, 4 in 1 game.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||06/06/2013|
Masha canNOT be throwing in 2 doubles a service game and have a prayer against Ree, unless Serena falls down the stairs tonight and breaks an ankle.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||06/06/2013|
Here's hoping Errani slays the hideous beast.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||06/06/2013|
LOL. This current beatdown is made all the sweeter thanks to trash like r133.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||06/06/2013|
Williams will have a tougher time on clay. I say Sharapova has a 40% chance of winning, especially if she keeps the double faults to a minimum.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||06/06/2013|
This second semi is very boring.
It's almost as bad as watching Ferrer play against Nadal.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||06/06/2013|
Please, r135, Serena has to know she's ugly, and the roids certainly don't help that situation.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||06/06/2013|
Sharapova will be lucky to win 4 games.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||06/06/2013|
Ugly is a nice way of saying it.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||06/06/2013|
r136 You probably didn't watch their recent two matches. Not boring at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||06/06/2013|
I don't want to be overly technical about tennis for those that only watch as sport. For the true tennis fan it should be noted, the white shorts Novak wore when he played Haas showed is lovely ass very well. I can't find any photos of his butt standing upright. But it was a lovely tennis site. This is the best one I could find.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||06/06/2013|
Meanwhile the most famous couple of the Open made it to the final again, the Bryan Brothers.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||06/06/2013|
God, I hope that Serena double bagels that shrieking cunt Sharapova
|by Anonymous||reply 141||06/06/2013|
Looks like Nole is going to win his first French Open.
Wonder why Nadal gets so fucked up (mental)when he plays him?
|by Anonymous||reply 142||06/07/2013|
Think again, R144. That was the third best match I've even seen, behind Fed/Nadal in the 2008 Wimby Final and the 2000 Sampras/Agassi US Open Quarterfinal.
Those two are so equal. Nole has the cleaner game, and no actual weaknesses, but Nadal is just relentless and his whipped topspin forehand is my favorite all time shot. I don't even understand the physics of it.
I think Nadal is a tiny bit better about not letting the last point, good or bad, affect his next point. It's insane.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||06/07/2013|
The French cunts booed Tsonga.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||06/07/2013|
I wonder what the score was at the point R144 posted that. Maybe when Djokovic was up a break in the 5th?
I pretty much thought that would seal the deal too, but I was wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||06/07/2013|
What was with Tsonga today? Where was the energy?
|by Anonymous||reply 146||06/07/2013|
I think Tsonga was suffering from the crash after the enormous high of beating Federer. He didn't look like the same player who beat Roger.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||06/07/2013|
Cmon Tsonga this is your chance
|by Anonymous||reply 148||06/07/2013|
Oh...r150 must be watching the tape delay broadcast on NBC.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||06/07/2013|
Serena is quite cute IMHO. I am starting to not hate her. I hope she beats Shriekapova!
Glad to see Rafa beat Novak! Novak is still a little bitch. He can't help himself. However he does look hot in a pair of bikini briefs.
I want to see Rafa naked after his tan evens out.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||06/07/2013|
I'm very nervous for Ferrer against Nadal... but I'm hoping for an upset
|by Anonymous||reply 151||06/07/2013|
I'm impressed by how well Serena is speaking French.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||06/07/2013|
I don't like the nickname "Nole".
|by Anonymous||reply 153||06/07/2013|
I really don't get people who thought Nadal would lose. He's lost one match at the French Open *in his entire career* and won the whole tournament seven times. He's still fairly young and his knee doesn't seem to be bothering him so...
|by Anonymous||reply 154||06/07/2013|
R155 I couldn't agree more. Nole sounds like Mole or something. Stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||06/07/2013|
I also didn't like Heath Ledger in his role as "Joker".
|by Anonymous||reply 156||06/07/2013|
[quote]Everyone's behind Gasquet
Who wouldn't want to be behind Gasquet.
[quote]As I wrote on the other thread, row 2 of Gasquet's box is gayer than a row of tents. Why doesn't he just come out already?
Le sigh. If there is a god. I almost wonder if that cocaine story was a publicity stunt to link him with kissing a girl.
Afaik he's NEVER been seen with any and denies having girlfriends, but did the awkward unfortunate gay denial and tried to joke about himself on French TV as damage control. He's sort of a glass closet. Oh and he blocked his female partner in a doubles match from slapping his ass lmfao, that is classic.
Someone on here said he was snotty and stand-offish in matches, but apparently he's good with fans and signs autographs. I don't care about autographs, but I wouldn't mind travelling to some minor tournament with non gold dust tickets just to see him in action and get his autograph. Why not for one of your fantasies, if they're accessible.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||06/07/2013|
The Rafa / Nole match was epic. It's seriously unreal how many balls Rafa gets back on clay. Still, I wanted Nole to win.
Rafa will crush Ferrer like a bug.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||06/07/2013|
Ugh, I really can't stand Nadal but damn, did he deliver in the 5th when it mattered most. He came up with some incredible shots. I knew Nole needed an insurance break and worried when he had a chance but didn't get it. It will be interesting to see what happens at Wimbledon.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||06/07/2013|
Nadal will end up being the fifth seed at Wimby, which sucks. I hope the Wimby officials seed him 4 over Ferrer. If he's 5, he could have to play Murray, Fed, or Nole in the QFs, which sucks for them and for tennis fans.
I would love Rafa to win Sunday and get another Wimby. I think if he gets up to 14 or 15 Slams, you have to start considering him the best ever, simply because he just destroys Fed head 2 head.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||06/07/2013|
I had a feeling Nadal would pull it out. He was just born for clay. His game is so perfectly suited to it. I think on any other surface Nole has the edge, but not at the French.
Just glad we get to see more of Rafa's hot bod on the court.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||06/07/2013|
I posted that about Joko when he was up a break in the 5th set.
It looked like it was curtains for Rafa, but man, he came storming back!
It should be a pretty good match on Sunday, and I think that David may even take a set off of Nadal.
Unfortunately, I can't say the same for the women. That match will be over in about 60 minutes. Or less.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||06/07/2013|
R164, You may be right about the women's final. It's really all up to Serena. She may want it so badly that she starts to get jittery. That happened at the U.S. Open last year in the final against Vika. Sharapova is going to have to hope Serena gets tight. Serena v. Sharapova is like Nadal v. Federer in that it's a terrible match-up for Maria, but great for Serena.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||06/07/2013|
Sharapova is going to have to serve lights out and hope that Serena starts getting nervous. Otherwise there's zero in her game that bothers Serena. Maria says that she's going to try something different, but what would that be? She only has one game plan - hit hard - which Serena eats for breakfast.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||06/07/2013|
I think this may be what Serena needs to overcome the final nerves she's experienced these past couple of years (playing the player she enjoys beating the most).
And really, Nadal is likely to beat up on Ferrer just as badly.
I was rooting for Nole today. It'd be nice to see another guy win RG. If only he could have maintained that break...
|by Anonymous||reply 165||06/07/2013|
I feel awful for Djokovic. He had 4-2 in the final set and was close to being 5-2 when he fell on the net trying to smash a ball. I feel like he must be devastated right now. I hope that this match doesn't affect his Wimbledon effort. He only lost this match because it was against Nadal on Nadal's home turf, not because of any real problem with his game (except for those terrible overhead smashes).
In a few hours, Serena will have an easy victory. I'm tired of watching these finals with no suspense to them because Serena beats Maria every time. Maria's game is really not interesting to watch, bashing the ball hard and harder at every opportunity. Azarenka is more interesting to me, she's like an improved Maria with less mindless bashing and a little more touch and technique.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||06/07/2013|
Serena should win Wimbledon easily too, but perhaps Victoria can put up some competitive matches on the hard courts this summer.
Agreed about Djokovic. He seemed okay leaving the stadium, taking a while to wave to the crowd and applaud them. But I was just thinking, he must be dying on the inside. Or I would be at least.
It's strange that after his superhuman display in 2011, he seems incapable of winning outside of Melbourne now.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||06/07/2013|
R169, I think it goes to show that the first half of 2011 was an anomaly for him rather than some sort of new level. That said, I think he has a great shot at the US Open, and it could have easily gone differently in the USO final last year. Nadal won't beat him in a best of five on hard court when he could barely beat him at the French.
Thoughts on Wimbledon? I think Serena will win Wimbledon barring a total fuckup from her in an early round, and as for the men's, it's pretty open (as open as ATP can get). Nadal can't get to every ball on grass as he did today, Federer hasn't impressed at all this year (but you never know), Tsonga and Berdych continue to not be able to seize any opportunity. I think the frontrunners are Murray and Djokovic.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||06/07/2013|
I have a feeling Nadal will win Wimbledon. He can be Djoker on grass. Remember guys, Nadal actually quite outplayed Nole today. The first set was a breeze, the second set he was a up an early break, the third set he walked all over him. It was only in those fourth and fifth sets that Djoker started playing lights out. And Nadal still almost won. I think the slower grass these days neutralizes both Nole and Nadal. Would love to see a five setter at Wimby.
I'd love Murray to win it, but I have no idea his health. Fed? Who knows. He's sliding fast.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||06/07/2013|
We are pleased with Djokovic's loss.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||06/07/2013|
[R15], the thing with Gasquet is that he is almost painfully shy off-court. Friendly with fans, and very polite and co-operative but so reserved you kind of feel uncomfortable for him. His relationships with other players - especially the other French guys - are good, though. Have been with him in functions with Simon and two or three other guys, and the others will happily banter and joke with MC and guests whereas Gasquet is polite and friendly but so obviously wishing he was somewhere else.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||06/07/2013|
Oops, that was meant for [R159]
|by Anonymous||reply 172||06/07/2013|
I agree with R171 about Wimbledon. I'd also give Nadal the early edge. He's on a mission post-comeback.
I'm just hoping he and Djokovic are on opposite sides this time.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||06/07/2013|
for fuck's sake, stop saying NOLE. it sounds idiotic.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||06/07/2013|
R176, that's the name he goes by. Take it up with his parents if you don't like it.
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|by Anonymous||reply 177||06/07/2013|
Serena wins 6-1 6-3.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||06/07/2013|
Women's tennis is broken. The scores are pathetic. They can exercise and train all they want but the biggest factor in these scores is mental fortitude. That is lacking. Serena had real challengers in Jennifer Capriati, Martina Hingis, Lindsay Davenport, Justine Henin, Kim Clijsters and Venus. When those players were on they were not afraid of Serena. Serena has no challengers now except herself. Has sex appeal affected women's tennis? Are these women getting sponsorship and in turn lifted to the upper echelon because they are attractive or are these women more focused on outside ventures like modeling?
|by Anonymous||reply 179||06/07/2013|
Djokovic is anti gay, I would never root for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||06/07/2013|
R171, well, it is Nadal's best tournament. Nadal won't be able to get to every ball on grass in the way that he expertly does on clay. He has a great shot of course, but I don't think Nadal's chances are much better than any of the other guys on a grass court; he got blasted off the court last year. One thing has going for him now is the mental edge (but so did NOLE after Monte Carlo, and look how that turned out).
Virtually every male in Serbia has a diminutive and affectionate nickname that isn't just a shortening of their first name, but rather something like "Nole". R172: Montenegrins have no reason to be happy at a Djokovic loss.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||06/07/2013|
Any bets on how the two RG finals will pan out?
Women's final: 1 and 1 for Serena (more's the pitty - I want bigger, better, faster PED tests)
Men's final: 1, 1, and 0 for Nadal (more's the pitty - I want bigger, better, faster PED tests)
I just can't believe these two aren't dabbling in something.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||06/07/2013|
Pity is spelled with one T. Given Serena generous curves, I don't think she looks like she's using steroids.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||06/07/2013|
Pity is indeed spelled with one T - sorry :-)
As for Serena (and others?) - I don't know that roids is all there is out there. After all, cyclists were using EPO throughout the 1990s, but tests weren't available until the early 2000s. I just find that Serena being significantly, crushingly stronger at 30+ than at 23, and that Nadal being the best player with a completely fucked knee ever to play the game, able to come back after all that time off and win every tournament bar one, is just not credible, or at least so strange that we're allowed a little doubt.
I'd hate for this to be true - I've loved and played tennis since I was a wee kid millions of years ago - but I'd hate even more to find out in 10 years' time that our suspicions were spot on, and that tennis authorities swept it all under the carpet, or asked top ranking players to "take sick leave" for a year or so when "caught".
|by Anonymous||reply 184||06/07/2013|
R183, Nadal is also very good on grass. If you watch him play there, he has a totally different strategy. He plays much closer the baseline, which allows him to be more offensive, something he doesn't need on clay. And his topspin forehand? On the bounce grass? Insane. He's won two Wimby's and been in the finals three other times. Is he is a shoe in? No. But Fed is sliding, Murray's health is suspect, and he just might be in Nole's head after yesterday. Plus, Nole isn't as good on grass as he is on clay or hardcourt. I'm not saying Nadal will win, but my gut is saying he will.
R181, I couldn't agree more. The late 90s-05 were the best for woman's tennis in terms of depth. Evert had Martina. Graf had an aging Martina and a young Seles. But that era had nine deep who could win Slams. Personally, I'm much more impressed with Capriati and Davenport's 3 Slams, than Sharapova's 4. Sharapova isn't horrible (she did win 2 Slams when most of those players were still playing), but she'd be ranked 10th back then.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||06/07/2013|
I have no doubt that Serena is a PED user.
- She locked herself in a panic room and called the police so she wouldn't have to take a random drug test.
- She threatened to KILL a line judge... that was roid rage people.
Nadal is probably on them too. Spanish tennis is rife with PED usage. It's a shame because both of these players have immense natural talent, but for whatever reason have resorted to cheating to win.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||06/07/2013|
When Serena dies young from some rare, strange disease or brain tumor, the truth will be out.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||06/08/2013|
Jeezus H Christ, R182, go find some tawdry regional war to fight in and take your inanity with you.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||06/08/2013|
Is that the anti Serbian troll again at r182?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||06/08/2013|
Yeah, I hate to think Nadal and Serena are on PEDs given their achievements, and the mark that would leave on he game. But it wouldn't shock me.
Why do people persist in posting that Djokovic is anti-gay? It's not true.
R181, I agree with the first part of your post, that the reason Serena is head and shoulders above everyone is mental toughness. Well, that and her serve. It's amazing how many women have shitty serves.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||06/08/2013|
r189, you mean from something stranger than a pulmonary embolism at the age of 29?
|by Anonymous||reply 191||06/08/2013|
oh God, I fucking hate John McEnroe. Stick with the men, asshole!
Sharapova up an early 2 games to love.
Started the match serving and was down love 40 but came back to take that 1st game.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||06/08/2013|
Serena now leads 3-2.
I swear..... I either have to bitch slap McEnroe or watch the damn match on mute.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||06/08/2013|
r130 has already been proven wrong....
|by Anonymous||reply 194||06/08/2013|
Make that 4-4
Both are playing at pretty high levels.
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|by Anonymous||reply 196||06/08/2013|
Serena takes 1st set 6-4.
Off to sit down and watch the rest.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||06/08/2013|
Pretty high quality match. Sharapova played well, but needs to be superhuman and Serena needs to be sub standard to have a chance. Props to Serena.
I agree on McEnroe. He needs to shut the eff up! Talks at EVERY frickin moment.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||06/08/2013|
The deafening silence re the final result of the RG women's finals speaks volumes about how interested any of us really was in the whole boring Swilliams v Sharapova thing. :-)
BTW, it was 4 and 4 for Swilliams.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||06/08/2013|
Serens Williams is not on steroids. Serena was very muscular even as a teenager and big boned. Serena has said in the past that she does not like her muscular build and wished she was shaped more like Venus. Nadal on ther other hand is a different story. You can tell by his thinning hair that he is on something.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||06/08/2013|
So is Serena and everyone will know it when, in about 15 yrs, she keels over.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||06/08/2013|
R202 is correct. Serena's body hasn't changed other than she's gotten more curvy as she's gotten older.
Congrats to Serena. The precision of those last set serves was stunning.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||06/08/2013|
I love you Serena
|by Anonymous||reply 203||06/08/2013|
And much stronger with age, r204..... which makes zero sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||06/08/2013|
All you have to do is look at Serena's mother and most of her sisters and see that they're big women without steroids. Plenty of people with that body type get muscle like hers by working out.
The Serena-on-steroids and Novak-is-homophobic trolls are pathetic, deranged DL losers.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||06/08/2013|
You've never worked out a day in your sad life, have you, R206?
In my 30s, I finished 3 triathlons and could bench 50k more than I could in my 20s. Plenty of people get stronger in their 30s.
How stupid are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 206||06/08/2013|
Serena at 17 in the picture below. She was always a big boned muscular girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||06/08/2013|
Anytime Serena wins a big tournament the resident racists turn into steroids trolls. They have nothing left.
Hottie Bryans just won the doubles tournament. Good for them. Every time I watch them in a slam final, it seems like they lose. I thought the Frenchies had this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||06/08/2013|
S. Williams has probably done all manner of performance enhancing drugs through the years. Her family were insane competitors and cheats all their lives. The reason her reign has been the death of interest in women's tennis is that she herself took a mini-vacation from the sport saying it was boring and too easy and nobody could challenge her. So I can hardly blame the fans for not liking her. She really brought tennis to a lower level in her failed attempt to become a fashion designer and celebrity personality. I suppose you can defend it as a reaction to the lower pay and respect afforded women's stars, but you don't disrespect the source of your fame in trying to exploit it. That was unbelievably stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||06/08/2013|
I don't think tennis will ever seriously confront steroids on either the men's or women's tours. I feel as if it considers itself a genteel sport that refuses to acknowledge that that sort of thing would occur. Therefore, I think it's almost a waste to discuss it when it comes to Nadal or Serena.
As to Serena being a rude, two-faced, almost violent person, that part is worthy of discussion. Whether it's McEnroe, Serena or anyone who behaves in that manner, that person deserves serious consequences even consideration of banning from the sport. Her behavior is worse than anything McEnroe ever did, and I'm no fan of McEnroe.
I also hate the use of "Nole" by people who don't know him. That's the worst offense.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||06/08/2013|
I say Williams dies of testicular cancer or a narly brain tumor.
In 15 yrs, I'll try to retrieve this thread and we will see who was right and who was wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||06/08/2013|
I'd love a link to where Serena said that tennis was boring. Both sisters have said almost since day one that they had other interests. So what? Should Sharapova end her candy line?
|by Anonymous||reply 212||06/08/2013|
"I'm an actress, model and athlete, and I'd put athlete third on the list." -- Serena Williams flashback quote.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||06/08/2013|
More quotes from Serena
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|by Anonymous||reply 215||06/09/2013|
Monica Seles flashback when that douche jumped on the court.
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|by Anonymous||reply 217||06/09/2013|
Yes- the security is not that great. One of the commentators was saying after the incident resolved that it shows how well the security works- I tend to disagree- if the security was effective it wouldn't have happened in the first place.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||06/09/2013|
Already made the news here in Norway.. apparently it was a protester against gay marriage in France. LOL. Oh my.. seems like France isn't the gay friendly country everyone is making it out to be. Trust me.. there's still a huge opposition in France against gay marriage. France has always been conservative and family-oriented. Spain is actually a much better country for gays. I have been to both countries. I would never in a million years live in France, but I'd love to live in Spain.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||06/09/2013|
Congrats to Rafa, but damn this is getting boring for the fans. There is an entire generation of men without any chance of winning the French barring some sort of miracle. History will show Federer was quite lucky to have won his career slam. I doubt Joker will have the same fortune.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||06/09/2013|
What a fucking PATHETIC final. Why the hell was Joker in the semis? The officials are idiots.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||06/09/2013|
Why the hell is Usain Bolt there? He isn't a tennis player or French
|by Anonymous||reply 222||06/09/2013|
Awww my poor little Richie r173/r174. I'm sure one of us here would bring him out of his shell. He has such unfulfilled potential and was on the brink, it really is a shame. If he got higher though he would be THE tennis idol and he would no doubt hate that.
Someone here said they saw him in a Pret A Manger in New York. I hope they tried to get a look at that ass. He kinda has an unathletic body but he's so obviously doing anything to keep that ass.
I loved his twink off match with Grigor Dimitrov where he ended up vomiting, looking hot while doing so naturally.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||06/09/2013|
I have to admit it was a boring final.
I'd rather have seen Rafa give up that fine ass to somebody -- Djokovic, or even Mary Carillo.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||06/09/2013|
R221, why do you forget the fact that there were huge anti-gay marriage protests in Spain when the legislation there was being passed? Is it so you could make your silly anti-France comments again?
Despite Norway supposedly being ever so enlightened, I (and many others) would there because it's so boring.
The idiots claiming Serena is all drugged-up are also idiots too.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||06/09/2013|
First, I am so happy for Rafa. He is clearly the King of Clay.
Second, I am so tired of idiots in any nation protesting gay marriage. There are many, many, other things that one could protest. Throwing a smoke bomb at RG? Just plain stupid.
Third, and last, Rafa has the best body of any male tennis player on tour. Those legs, biceps, abs and his ass...perfecto!
|by Anonymous||reply 226||06/09/2013|
Why do they write "kids right" on their stomachs?
|by Anonymous||reply 227||06/09/2013|
R227.. yet they weren't as violent as the protests in France, they weren't ongoing after the law was approved, and gays weren't openly attacked on the streets as in France.
Face it.. France is a conservative, catholic, family friendly, homophobic country. Spain is a lot more progressive and gay friendly than your precious, phony France. I have been to both countries and I can vouch for this. Gay couples are a lot more free and accepted in Spain than in France.
Here's the proof.. 88 % of Spaniards accepts homosexuality, while only 77 % of France does. Spain really is the most gay friendly country in Europe. Just as I've been saying all along.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||06/09/2013|
Ferrer and Sharapova won the same number of games in the finals. I was hoping so badly that he would win or at least make it close. Tsonga would have had a better chance in these conditions, but he choked it away.
Poor Federer would have given millions just to get a day like today in the finals.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||06/09/2013|
r230 - What does "family friendly" have to do with being against gay marriage?
r222 - I'm not bored. Anyway, Nadal achieving this is far more interesting to me than a few one slam wonders like Gaudio having their day.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||06/09/2013|
The people pulled out of the upper deck in the stands with the "France Tramples on Children's Rights" banner - is that also an anti-gay marriage message?
Or are they protesting something different? Gay adoption since it was also approved?
Was it just general protest day? Pick your issue and come to the Roland Garros to make a scene about it?
The guys on Lenglen Court with the banner about removing President Hollande - that one makes sense if connected to the gay marriage turmoil.
But I don't understand what the message is for the "Kid's Rights" thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||06/09/2013|
To R211 and other racists trolls: I used to work on the WTA tour. By 2001, it was clear that Serena was going to be a unique force of rare tennis talent (and that has come to be true.) Venus and Serena never took tennis training, etc., as serious as the other girls. After Serena lost in the first round last year at the French, she finally got serious about tennis. Say what you want, but Serena still rules!!! Say it with me, dear: Serena is several steps above Maria and the others. Maria got beat.....again! Deal...
What always amazed me about Venus and Serena is the fact that they don't care what others think about them. They keep their thoughts positive and move on with their life and goals. As someone said up thread: When Miss Serena Williams wins yet another grand slam (16 and counting!), the racists trolls start with the steroid nonsense. Serena uses your hate for motivation. Haven't you figured that out yet?
Your bitterness hurts you, not Serena, Venus or others.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||06/09/2013|
r229, they USED "the children" to get their fear across as they did with the Prop 8.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||06/09/2013|
"They keep their thoughts positive"
Serena perhaps keeps her thoughts positive but her words and actions are gross and unseemly for tennis or any social setting for that matter.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||06/09/2013|
R230 The Spanish experienced something worse than French secularism and it was called Francoism. A Catalan couldn't speak Catalan and spain was very conservative compared to the rets of Europe. Since the demise of Francoism many Spanish have rebelled against those old ideals. French people have be decent on gay rights BUT French people are very ancien regime. They are very loathe to change things. Instead of using the more practical and Latin based nonante(ninety)the vast majority of French people use the old school/Celtic derived quatre-vingts-dix.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||06/09/2013|
My first thought was that they were protesting gay marriage. Then I read on Twitter it was something about child slavery, and I was hoping it was true, but I guess not. What's really disappointing is that the protestors were all so young.
On a lighter note: I did laugh at how quick that guard was to grab Rafa. I was thinking I'd have done the same lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||06/09/2013|
French people have been decent on gay rights
|by Anonymous||reply 237||06/09/2013|
R232, just using the cons way of saying focused on the family, i.e. there should be a mom, dad and kid.. not two dads or two moms. This is what conservatives believe, not me.. obviously, I'm gay. I'm just saying.. the French are actually quite conservative and care for family values. They're not as gay friendly as many here would like to think.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||06/09/2013|
R238: yep.. should tell you something about the right wing nuts in France. What's really scary is that these people aren't old, like the repugs in the US. No.. the French anti-gay movement are powerful and young. Like I said.. the people are mostly conservative. Funny how they're so bigoted compared to their neighbor Spain.. nearly 90 % of the population approves of homosexuality, and is officially the most gay friendly country in Europe. Yes, more than countries like France or the UK.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||06/09/2013|
r234 - Well, it would hardly take an insider's perspective to predict that Serena would be a force in women's tennis. She & Venus were child prodigies, just like Nadal, Gasquet etc. What's impressive about someone like her (and Nadal) is that they lived up to the hype (unlike Gasquet).
Serena's had some other humiliating losses in her career, so I'm not sure I buy that she only started taking tennis seriously last year. I would accept that maybe she finally realized that she was in the twilight of her career and to make the most of it.
It's a shame for women's tennis that she doesn't seem to have many interesting match-ups at the moment. I really miss the Belgians. And jittery Jen. And lumbering Lindsay.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||06/09/2013|
I really miss Capriati, Graf, and Sabatini.
I also liked Sanchez-Vicario
|by Anonymous||reply 241||06/09/2013|
Jen was Serena's greatest rival IMO. They played a match at the WTA Championships in 2002 that had some of the best hitting I've ever seen in women's tennis.
I feel lucky to have come to tennis in the late 90s, which, up until the mid-part of the last decade, I think was the golden era of women's tennis. And I think we're currently witnessing the equivalent period in the men's game.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||06/09/2013|
France's bigots have no power. They've proved that. Stop wringing your hands in hysteria. This is the country whose right wing you should be worried about, not France's. Or Serbia's.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||06/09/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 244||06/09/2013|
What Serena lacks is a true rival. Henin could do it. Clijsters could match her power and movement. What I would dearly love to see is Seles in her prime against the Serena of today. That would be epic.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||06/09/2013|
Fascinating interview with Victor Conte (of BALCO infamy), and especially interesting for tennis lovers (and even more so for the "ain't no doping goig on here" crowd) from min 28 to about 38.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||06/09/2013|
Hate to harp on and on about this (well, actually, no I don't :-) ), but...
|by Anonymous||reply 247||06/10/2013|
Does anyone remember the guy who once posted that allegedly someone who works for a top tennis magazine said that the first time Justine Henin retired, it was actually allegedly due to a steroid suspension? He seemed legit. He's posted it twice. I didn't buy it for one minute when she suddenly announced her retirement claiming she had lost the desire to compete at a high level or something similar. Coming from a fierce, top competitor like Justine, please. Kim's father actually accused Justine of doping on steroids. Was he on to something? His claims put a big strain on Justine and Kim's relationship. I also didn't buy it when all of a sudden Sam Stousur (sp)became a leading top player (for a short while), after winning the US Open.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||06/11/2013|
No, I don't remember that, r250, although I'm sure all sorts of accusations could be made against anyone, doesn't mean they're true.
Henin's father made his claims after his daughter lost to Henin. And he didn't accuse Henin of doping, just of having more "muscle mass", which he was the only one who observed. He also denied he was accusing her of doping.
If Henin was suspended for steroid use, then that would have been announced. Also, she wouldn't have retired, she'd have said she was taking some time off. Henin was always "emotional" and seemed to have a love-hate relationship with her own life, her retiring like that is very plausible.
It's kinda funny, though, some accuse Serena of being on steroids because she's big and others (maybe the same individuals) accuse Henin of being on steroids even though she was small. Which is it? Do steroids make you big or small? Henin wasn't even known for a "power game".
|by Anonymous||reply 249||06/11/2013|
Enough of the boring dirt. Let's move on to the grass.
Have I ever mentioned that Andy's hole tastes like butterscotch?
|by Anonymous||reply 250||06/12/2013|
And can they please get rid of John McEnroe and his terrible announcing. If he says "menally" when he means "mentally" one more time, I will scream.
What about having Agassi or Sabatini do the US Open?
|by Anonymous||reply 251||06/12/2013|
Ferrer fell on his sword so Nadal could win. When is tennis going to check for steroids, they can start with serena.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||06/12/2013|
Look at Serena's muscle mass through the years - even as a teenager. It's the same. She's not on steroids.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||06/12/2013|
HA! if you think McEnroe is an ego-freak, then just give a mike to Agassi.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||06/12/2013|
I heard Agassi do commentary at a US Open match shortly after he retired. He was actually pretty good and had some interesting insight into the players' game time strategies. I would prefer him over JMac any day.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||06/15/2013|
Agassi would be great at commentating. He's incredibly well spoken and knows everything about tennis. I think he's too wealthy to even consider it, however.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||06/15/2013|
You're right, R258. Agassi is making too much money in endorsements, etc. to travel around to the Slams to do commentary.
On a related note, can you believe that Steffi Graf just turned 44? She still looks amazing.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||06/15/2013|
Agassi has no interest in living a tennis life anymore. He's all about the school these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||06/15/2013|