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Why does Dorothy tell the Scarecrow she'll miss him most of all when she leaves?

The Tin Man and the Lion are standing right there and can hear her say it. Isn't tht sort of cruel?

I've always wondered if it can be explained by the fact that it's a dream, and so what she's really doing in choosing which one of the farmhands she most wants to fuck when she wakes up.

by Anonymousreply 6709/30/2013

he was the one she wanted to bang back in real life Kansas.

by Anonymousreply 105/26/2013

Unspeakably rude of her.

by Anonymousreply 205/26/2013

The Scarecrow wanted to be known as the original Friend of Dorothy.

by Anonymousreply 305/26/2013

He was holding for her. It was code.

by Anonymousreply 405/26/2013

I love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 505/26/2013

I've always wondered the same thing, OP.

by Anonymousreply 605/26/2013

Because she knew him the longest, you stupid queens!

by Anonymousreply 705/26/2013

Because when she had to take a dump in the forest, she could reach in and grab some paper to wipe with. Beats those Kansas corn cobs.

by Anonymousreply 805/26/2013

What R7 said.

Then again, how MUCH longer did she know the Scarecrow, like 20 mins? Damn, gurl!

by Anonymousreply 905/26/2013

Because She Met Him First !!

by Anonymousreply 1005/26/2013

Because he "didn't have a brain", he was the most open and caring of the three. Both the Tinman and the Lion had baggage that prevented them from really being close to anyone.

by Anonymousreply 1105/26/2013

She was a horrible person.

by Anonymousreply 1205/26/2013

Op? MARY!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1305/26/2013

Is this another Golden Girls thread?

by Anonymousreply 1405/26/2013

Such is life

by Anonymousreply 1505/26/2013

Dorothy was a real cunt.

by Anonymousreply 1605/26/2013

[quote] Dorothy was a real cunt.

If you think about it, Aunty Em was kinda cunty to Dorothy. And that little dog, too!

by Anonymousreply 1705/26/2013

She was trying to make him feel better, so it was either tell him something nice or give him a handjob. Either way she'd be grasping at straws.

by Anonymousreply 1805/26/2013

Because the Scarecrow aka Lee Stetson is as adorable as a puppy, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1905/26/2013

No, OP. He was the first one she met. He was her oldest friend that is why she will miss him most of all. Her first she encountered on the yellow brick road.

by Anonymousreply 2005/27/2013

She's only a child.

by Anonymousreply 2105/27/2013

He was the only one she could use as a mattress.

by Anonymousreply 2205/27/2013

This is a question was very important to me. And I did think it was unfair and mean of her.


by Anonymousreply 2305/27/2013

because unlike some he wasn't a fucking fairy!!!

by Anonymousreply 2405/27/2013

She was a notorious racist who appreciated the way he kept black birds away.

by Anonymousreply 2505/27/2013

Soon after she met him, he took her virginity. You never forget your first. . . unless you get rufi'd.

by Anonymousreply 2605/27/2013

Because she knew years later, some pathetic old queen would take the time to ponder this on a message board. Loser.

by Anonymousreply 2705/27/2013

I know Blanche was hairy and Sophia could be heartless, but calling them the Lion and Tin Man is a little harsh.

by Anonymousreply 2805/27/2013

She liked her men brainless.

by Anonymousreply 2905/27/2013

Who isn't sentimental about their first roll in the hay?

by Anonymousreply 3005/27/2013

I always thought she was trying to make the others jealous.

by Anonymousreply 3105/27/2013

[quote]Because she knew years later, some pathetic old queen would take the time to ponder this on a message board. Loser.

And yet, here YOU are, a pathetic old queen yourself, conversing with the same person you denigrate on that same message board.

Go figure!

by Anonymousreply 3205/27/2013

R30 wins!

by Anonymousreply 3305/27/2013

This kind of question is what makes the homosexual great. And I'm not even kidding.Nor a homosexual. It gives me hope for us all.Honestly! And what R11 said about baggage is the answer and gets the prize.

by Anonymousreply 3405/27/2013

R32 is OP.

by Anonymousreply 3505/27/2013

You're ALL losers - this was a joke on Family Guy, and no one caught that?

by Anonymousreply 3605/27/2013

Been watching Family Guy, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3705/27/2013

You admit to watching that show r36?

by Anonymousreply 3805/27/2013

Yeah R38, because I don't let a television show define who I am. I have degrees to do that sort of thing.

by Anonymousreply 3905/27/2013

You let degrees define who you are? MARY!

by Anonymousreply 4005/27/2013

R40, what are you on about? Do you want to fucking talk about the Wizard of Oz, college degrees, or your ability to clutch pearls? Just pick a fucking direction, babe.

by Anonymousreply 4105/27/2013

Well r37, it appears we have touched a sore spot on Mr. Degrees.

by Anonymousreply 4205/27/2013

Link to Family Guy or it didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 4305/28/2013


by Anonymousreply 4409/30/2013

OP= Miss Manners

by Anonymousreply 4509/30/2013

Originally, Dorothy was supposed to be presented as a little older, and having some kind of budding romance with the farmhand. The line was supposed to reference that. During editing, they decided to kill off that subplot, but the line remained, just as the line about the Jitterbugs remained.

by Anonymousreply 4609/30/2013

Dorothy knows...years later she will rely on booze and pills to get her thru the day. She will ruin everyone's life, so she figured she wouldn't remember him by lunch time.

by Anonymousreply 4709/30/2013

Because he was so rickety, she enjoyed getting on his back and riding him to climax.

by Anonymousreply 4809/30/2013

Because he was outstanding in his field.

by Anonymousreply 4909/30/2013

Because he had the smallest dick. He once told her: "my dick? it's like finding a needle in a haystack"

by Anonymousreply 5009/30/2013

r18 LOL

by Anonymousreply 5109/30/2013

Family Guy scene:

by Anonymousreply 5209/30/2013

According to one of the comments on the youtube click:

[quote]Just bought the Oz DVD and they explain that line a little better. Apparently, in early drafts there was supposed to be a budding romance between Dorothy and Hunk (Scarecrow's counterpart on the farm), but was later scrapped. The line was a holdover from that. Learned a few interesting things.

by Anonymousreply 5309/30/2013

This is what I heard was the explanation for her saying she'd miss the Scarecrow most of all. Originally it was planned that Dorothy and the farmhand played by Ray Bolger would have a ROMANCE and that spilled over into her feelings for the Scarecrow. I'm not kidding. That's what I read in some book about the Wizard of Oz. Of course that was scrapped, but the line about her missing him most of all stayed in the movie. It seems incredible, but then Hollywood has come up with a lot of really stupid ideas.

In the early makeup tests Dorothy Gale looks like a whore, with huge, long blonde hair and very heavy makeup that made Judy Garland look even older than 17. Maybe it was felt that this seductive looking Dorothy would be ripe for romance...with a farmhand/scarecrow. Thank goodness the makeup and hair was altered and there was no romantic interest. But that line about her missing him the most still sounds strange.

by Anonymousreply 5409/30/2013

I saw the new musical Wizard of Oz at the Pantages in LA a couple of weeks ago. I usually hate musicals, but it was good. The best part was that they rectified Dorothy's favoritism in that last scene in Oz. That alone was worth the price of admission.

by Anonymousreply 5509/30/2013

Because she was a fucking cunt

by Anonymousreply 5609/30/2013

The Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion are CLEARLY gay. The Scarecrow at least goes both ways. I get it.

by Anonymousreply 5709/30/2013

You should see what she did with that wiener after the cameras stopped.

by Anonymousreply 5809/30/2013

LOL, I've always wondered this.

by Anonymousreply 5909/30/2013

He was hung like a baby's arm.

by Anonymousreply 6009/30/2013

Seems like a strawman argument.

by Anonymousreply 6109/30/2013

Bitch was too busy sniffing poppies to know what the hell she was talking about.

Don't worry, we're going to remember that statement and kick her ass when she comes back in the sequels.

by Anonymousreply 6209/30/2013

You idiots. Tin man's penis was rusty, and she wasn't into bestiality, so she was fucking the scarecrow even if he did have a pencil dick.

by Anonymousreply 6309/30/2013

Because OP - didn't you notice? - Dorothy fist fucked him when she had to stuff him back together, thereby developing a special affection for him.

She didn't mean to be rude.

by Anonymousreply 6409/30/2013

Because she met the Scarecrow first. The lion was obviously a sissy AIDS boy and you could just tell the Tin Man was a tootsie fruit.

So that left the Scarecrow as the only one not engaging in the homosex.

by Anonymousreply 6509/30/2013

Because Kansas is so corny in August most pubescent girls there are helplessly turned on by the omnipresent depiction of the adult male figure.

by Anonymousreply 6609/30/2013
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