Why does Dorothy tell the Scarecrow she'll miss him most of all when she leaves?
The Tin Man and the Lion are standing right there and can hear her say it. Isn't tht sort of cruel?
I've always wondered if it can be explained by the fact that it's a dream, and so what she's really doing in choosing which one of the farmhands she most wants to fuck when she wakes up.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/30/2013|
he was the one she wanted to bang back in real life Kansas.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/26/2013|
The Scarecrow wanted to be known as the original Friend of Dorothy.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/26/2013|
He was holding for her. It was code.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/26/2013|
I've always wondered the same thing, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/26/2013|
Because she knew him the longest, you stupid queens!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/26/2013|
Because when she had to take a dump in the forest, she could reach in and grab some paper to wipe with. Beats those Kansas corn cobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/26/2013|
What R7 said.
Then again, how MUCH longer did she know the Scarecrow, like 20 mins? Damn, gurl!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/26/2013|
Because She Met Him First !!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/26/2013|
Because he "didn't have a brain", he was the most open and caring of the three. Both the Tinman and the Lion had baggage that prevented them from really being close to anyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/26/2013|
She was a horrible person.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/26/2013|
Is this another Golden Girls thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/26/2013|
[quote] Dorothy was a real cunt.
If you think about it, Aunty Em was kinda cunty to Dorothy. And that little dog, too!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/26/2013|
She was trying to make him feel better, so it was either tell him something nice or give him a handjob. Either way she'd be grasping at straws.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/26/2013|
Because the Scarecrow aka Lee Stetson is as adorable as a puppy, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/26/2013|
No, OP. He was the first one she met. He was her oldest friend that is why she will miss him most of all. Her first she encountered on the yellow brick road.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/26/2013|
He was the only one she could use as a mattress.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/27/2013|
This is a question was very important to me. And I did think it was unfair and mean of her.
WHEN I WAS SIX!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/27/2013|
because unlike some he wasn't a fucking fairy!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/27/2013|
She was a notorious racist who appreciated the way he kept black birds away.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/27/2013|
Soon after she met him, he took her virginity. You never forget your first. . . unless you get rufi'd.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/27/2013|
Because she knew years later, some pathetic old queen would take the time to ponder this on a message board. Loser.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/27/2013|
I know Blanche was hairy and Sophia could be heartless, but calling them the Lion and Tin Man is a little harsh.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/27/2013|
She liked her men brainless.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/27/2013|
Who isn't sentimental about their first roll in the hay?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/27/2013|
I always thought she was trying to make the others jealous.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/27/2013|
[quote]Because she knew years later, some pathetic old queen would take the time to ponder this on a message board. Loser.
And yet, here YOU are, a pathetic old queen yourself, conversing with the same person you denigrate on that same message board.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/27/2013|
This kind of question is what makes the homosexual great. And I'm not even kidding.Nor a homosexual. It gives me hope for us all.Honestly! And what R11 said about baggage is the answer and gets the prize.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/27/2013|
You're ALL losers - this was a joke on Family Guy, and no one caught that?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/27/2013|
Been watching Family Guy, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/27/2013|
You admit to watching that show r36?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/27/2013|
Yeah R38, because I don't let a television show define who I am. I have degrees to do that sort of thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/27/2013|
You let degrees define who you are? MARY!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/27/2013|
R40, what are you on about? Do you want to fucking talk about the Wizard of Oz, college degrees, or your ability to clutch pearls? Just pick a fucking direction, babe.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/27/2013|
Well r37, it appears we have touched a sore spot on Mr. Degrees.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/27/2013|
Link to Family Guy or it didn't happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/28/2013|
Originally, Dorothy was supposed to be presented as a little older, and having some kind of budding romance with the farmhand. The line was supposed to reference that. During editing, they decided to kill off that subplot, but the line remained, just as the line about the Jitterbugs remained.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/30/2013|
Dorothy knows...years later she will rely on booze and pills to get her thru the day. She will ruin everyone's life, so she figured she wouldn't remember him by lunch time.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/30/2013|
Because he was so rickety, she enjoyed getting on his back and riding him to climax.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/30/2013|
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/30/2013|
Because he had the smallest dick. He once told her: "my dick? it's like finding a needle in a haystack"
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/30/2013|
According to one of the comments on the youtube click:
[quote]Just bought the Oz DVD and they explain that line a little better. Apparently, in early drafts there was supposed to be a budding romance between Dorothy and Hunk (Scarecrow's counterpart on the farm), but was later scrapped. The line was a holdover from that. Learned a few interesting things.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/30/2013|
This is what I heard was the explanation for her saying she'd miss the Scarecrow most of all. Originally it was planned that Dorothy and the farmhand played by Ray Bolger would have a ROMANCE and that spilled over into her feelings for the Scarecrow. I'm not kidding. That's what I read in some book about the Wizard of Oz. Of course that was scrapped, but the line about her missing him most of all stayed in the movie. It seems incredible, but then Hollywood has come up with a lot of really stupid ideas.
In the early makeup tests Dorothy Gale looks like a whore, with huge, long blonde hair and very heavy makeup that made Judy Garland look even older than 17. Maybe it was felt that this seductive looking Dorothy would be ripe for romance...with a farmhand/scarecrow. Thank goodness the makeup and hair was altered and there was no romantic interest. But that line about her missing him the most still sounds strange.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/30/2013|
I saw the new musical Wizard of Oz at the Pantages in LA a couple of weeks ago. I usually hate musicals, but it was good. The best part was that they rectified Dorothy's favoritism in that last scene in Oz. That alone was worth the price of admission.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/30/2013|
Because she was a fucking cunt
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/30/2013|
The Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion are CLEARLY gay. The Scarecrow at least goes both ways. I get it.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/30/2013|
You should see what she did with that wiener after the cameras stopped.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/30/2013|
LOL, I've always wondered this.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/30/2013|
He was hung like a baby's arm.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/30/2013|
Seems like a strawman argument.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/30/2013|
Bitch was too busy sniffing poppies to know what the hell she was talking about.
Don't worry, we're going to remember that statement and kick her ass when she comes back in the sequels.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/30/2013|
You idiots. Tin man's penis was rusty, and she wasn't into bestiality, so she was fucking the scarecrow even if he did have a pencil dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/30/2013|
Because OP - didn't you notice? - Dorothy fist fucked him when she had to stuff him back together, thereby developing a special affection for him.
She didn't mean to be rude.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/30/2013|
Because she met the Scarecrow first. The lion was obviously a sissy AIDS boy and you could just tell the Tin Man was a tootsie fruit.
So that left the Scarecrow as the only one not engaging in the homosex.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/30/2013|
Because Kansas is so corny in August most pubescent girls there are helplessly turned on by the omnipresent depiction of the adult male figure.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/30/2013|