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Has anyone ever walked about to you and asked you to have a child with them?

While walking on the streets, a random black woman came up to me, who I've never met before. The first thing she says to me when she comes close to me is, "Do you want to have a baby with me?"

I was seriously shocked. This is the first time I've met you. You are not my girlfriend or even a friend, you are some random stranger and the very first thing you ask me is to impregnate you. Umm...what?

by Anonymousreply 1605/26/2013

I think she was a prostitute and this is a way to avoid being arrested by using that line instead of saying something more direct.

by Anonymousreply 105/26/2013

She wanted a light skinned baby to sell, and your complexion seemed it might guarantee that.

by Anonymousreply 205/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 305/26/2013

She didn't even offer to buy you dinner first?

by Anonymousreply 405/26/2013

Jeez Louise, OP, learn how to take a compliment.

by Anonymousreply 505/26/2013

troll harder

by Anonymousreply 605/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 705/26/2013

Looking for a green card.

by Anonymousreply 805/26/2013

"walked about to you" ?

by Anonymousreply 905/26/2013

OP, was her name Lo'la Heatherton?

by Anonymousreply 1005/26/2013

Once I met a neighbor of a friend, and with in an hour the neighbor lady was wanting to know if I was interested in marrying an asian girl. Said I could make 30,000.

by Anonymousreply 1105/26/2013

What an entertaining sidewalk tale!

by Anonymousreply 1205/26/2013

Nicely done, R12

by Anonymousreply 1305/26/2013

So you've never met a crazy person before OP? Do you live on a rainbow?

by Anonymousreply 1405/26/2013

Oh come on. Everybody knows its the BM asking chicks to have their baby, look around 80% out of wedlock rates...

by Anonymousreply 1505/26/2013

I once had a guy propose marriage two minutes after we met. When I was a teenager an African guy stopped me to ask directions, and within two minutes he had asked to marry me and offered to take me back to Kenya.

Anyway, I don't think the woman was a hooker, nothing is a bigger dick-wilter than the mention of pregnancy. I vote crazy.

by Anonymousreply 1605/26/2013
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