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New Speedo Pictures Of Ryan Lochte

Finally some Speedo pictures of Ryan where he shows a bulge.

But, I can't tell if it's small or just squished in there.

by Tedreply 2105/30/2013

The third and fifth pic were promising, but the last pic (number eight) show vienna sausage sized meat.

by Tedreply 105/26/2013

He has no ass.

by Tedreply 205/26/2013

Am I the only one who finds the bald coach with the bulging jeans far hotter than Ryan?

by Tedreply 305/26/2013

What is this juvenile prurient interest in bulges on here? Grow up, dudes.

by Tedreply 405/26/2013

R4 = Jon Hamm.

by Tedreply 505/26/2013

He's too wide-busted.

by Tedreply 605/26/2013

I've mentioned this before but I read a niche swim blog and one day someone anonymously posted that Lochte had a boyfriend in college and was closeted. It really surprised me at the time. I don't see such comments on niche swim blogs normally, so it felt like maybe it was actually true.

by Tedreply 705/26/2013

Nothing in his Speedo. Nothing in his head. Nothing here to see.

by Tedreply 805/26/2013

Did Lochte go to UF at the same time as Tim Tebow?

by Tedreply 905/26/2013

He's got a weird body.

by Tedreply 1005/26/2013

R7 = the niche swim blog/ Lochte's gay troll. A new low for DL.

by Tedreply 1105/26/2013

Ryan's not hung, which is OK. I like the look of big cocks but it's a whole lot easier to deal with normal/smaller guys.

But stupid is much harder to take...

by Tedreply 1205/26/2013

In what way, R10?

by Tedreply 1305/26/2013

He looks like his cock is about 4 inches flaccid which is fine by me.

by Tedreply 1405/26/2013

He's got a small dick and no ass, but he's still nice to look at and I think he has a cute face.

by Tedreply 1505/26/2013

[quote]He's got a small dick and no ass

You've not seen his dick, and what you mean is a NORMAL ass. The idea that freakish cartoonish baboon asses are normal is a fantasy indulged in only by DL's psychotic prissies.

by Tedreply 1605/26/2013


I give you Ryan Lochte's penis.

by Tedreply 1705/26/2013

Can't say that image is of any help in gauging his cock size, R17.

by Tedreply 1805/26/2013

Lochte has the genitalia and intelligence of a newborn.

by Tedreply 1905/26/2013

he has a nice, warm, moist, chlorinated and inviting anus

by Tedreply 2005/26/2013

so so

by Tedreply 2105/30/2013
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