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This is how I found my roommate this morning

He's asleep sitting in his chair with his Xbox headphones on, wearing nothing but a T-shirt and has his dick in his hand in mid-jerk. I guess he was too tired playing Xbox to finish the job. He was still hard too, LOL!

by Anonymousreply 5905/26/2013

Let's get this out of the way early...useless without pics...

by Anonymousreply 105/25/2013

Talk about literal cock tease.

by Anonymousreply 205/25/2013

You want me to take a pic with my phone? He'll get mad later.

by Anonymousreply 305/25/2013

yeah, yeah, yeah and you sucked him off adn he didn't even wake up..blah, blah, blah, you wasted your money on that writing class

by Anonymousreply 405/25/2013

The black out his face, dumbass. He'll never know.

by Anonymousreply 505/25/2013

OK, fine. I'll blackout his face but don't call me a dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 605/25/2013

Is he's still hard after all this conversation in this thread, he wanted you to find him with a hard dick in his hand.

Make your move, OP!

by Anonymousreply 705/25/2013

You black out his face in the photo. You don't rub black substances on his face, OP.

by Anonymousreply 805/25/2013

Still waiting...

by Anonymousreply 905/25/2013

OK, here you go. Blacked out face.

by Anonymousreply 1005/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 1105/25/2013

OP, are you also the poster who sent his jerk-off video to all the contacts on his blackberry?

by Anonymousreply 1205/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 1305/25/2013

Is your roommate two-faced, OP? You seem to have missed blacking out one of his faces.

by Anonymousreply 1405/25/2013

OP spent several minutes coloring his own face in with a Sharpee before taking that photo, r14.

by Anonymousreply 1505/25/2013

Aren't there supposed to be standards when picking a roommate?

Are you the pretty one, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1605/25/2013

Oh shit, fuck. I must have uploaded the wrong file. Please please please don't click on the link. I'm going to delete the file from the upload site. Hold on.

by Anonymousreply 1705/25/2013

i saved the pic so we can post it all over the internet.

by Anonymousreply 1805/25/2013

Trolls have gotten REALLY lazy.

by Anonymousreply 1905/25/2013

OK, here's the correct file with the blacked out face. What do you think?

Does anyone know how to delete the other link? I don't see any option to delete it or to unupload the pic from the file sharing site. Help?

by Anonymousreply 2005/25/2013

he's cute, but fuck as cunt if he falls asleep while jacking off.

by Anonymousreply 2105/25/2013

One, that is not a sleeping person - look at that face.

Two, nobody holds their dick like that and then falls asleep in perfect position.

Conclusion - this is OP, showing us his unfortunate dick.


by Anonymousreply 2205/25/2013

What does fuck as cunt mean?

by Anonymousreply 2305/25/2013

the cock is too small

by Anonymousreply 2405/25/2013

I found my roommate like this this morning

by Anonymousreply 2505/25/2013

Your roommate seems to suffer from tiny meat syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 2605/25/2013

I agree that if his cock's that boring even to HIM, there's no point in fucking him.

by Anonymousreply 2705/25/2013

He's not that small. It was much bigger before but by the time I got my phone he already deflated to a half-chub :(

by Anonymousreply 2805/25/2013

Tiny, tiny, tiny.....

by Anonymousreply 2905/25/2013

Wow, OP. You're such a twat!

by Anonymousreply 3005/25/2013

You need to tell him what you did so you can also inform him that he has been judged and found wanting by the all-powerful Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 3105/25/2013

It's so sweet your roommate fell asleep with a big ol' smile on his face. Makes him especially photogenic.

by Anonymousreply 3205/25/2013

I, too, think this is from the OP himself. Cute.

by Anonymousreply 3305/25/2013

My friend fell asleep on a plane and we added the napkin, took pic.

by Anonymousreply 3405/25/2013

Damn op, that is one TINY wee-wee you got there.

by Anonymousreply 3505/25/2013

The guy at r34 is cute, much better than OP's "roommate".

by Anonymousreply 3605/25/2013

Yay! Was finally able to delete the pic. Thank god! Thanks for the tip, guys.

by Anonymousreply 3705/25/2013

but many of us kept it

by Anonymousreply 3805/25/2013

[quote]Yay! Was finally able to delete the pic. Thank god! Thanks for the tip, guys.

You had no right to post it in the first place, OP. What's wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 3905/25/2013

All this, just to find out at R20 that OP/his imaginary roomie is Crown Princess Tinymeat of Hungrymussyland ?

by Anonymousreply 4005/25/2013

I kept it. Not so much because the guy was cute but because it was so important for OP to get it off the internets and I want to fuck with his head.

by Anonymousreply 4105/25/2013

LOL r25. A genuine LOL.

by Anonymousreply 4205/25/2013

The pic your took of yourself pretending to sleep is still up, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4305/25/2013

Uh, no it's not.

by Anonymousreply 4405/25/2013

Jesus, OP!

Does a thing that small even cum...or just dribble?

by Anonymousreply 4505/25/2013

It sure as hell is R44, but then I have a good computer.

by Anonymousreply 4605/25/2013

I've still got the pic, where do I post it?

by Anonymousreply 4705/25/2013

Why didn't you suck him off, OP?

by Anonymousreply 4805/25/2013

I've found a flatmate in the communal bathroom passed out drunk with his dick out and a porn mag next to him. He had a tiny wee wee.

by Anonymousreply 4905/25/2013

I still see the pic. Unfortunatly.

by Anonymousreply 5005/25/2013

I see the second pic, but not the first.

What was the first pic? Can someone post it so I can see it please?

by Anonymousreply 5105/25/2013

boytoy with his cock out and his face clearly exhibited

by Anonymousreply 5205/25/2013


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by Anonymousreply 5405/26/2013

What a strangely disappointing thread!

by Anonymousreply 5505/26/2013

nice work HAHA!

great perspective.. tells a sad little story hehe

by Anonymousreply 5605/26/2013

[quote]but many of us kept it

Uh, why? Why would you save a pic of a stranger you don't know. Delete please.

by Anonymousreply 5705/26/2013

picture is at r20

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