He's asleep sitting in his chair with his Xbox headphones on, wearing nothing but a T-shirt and has his dick in his hand in mid-jerk. I guess he was too tired playing Xbox to finish the job. He was still hard too, LOL!
This is how I found my roommate this morning
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/26/2013|
Let's get this out of the way early...useless without pics...
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/25/2013|
Talk about literal cock tease.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/25/2013|
You want me to take a pic with my phone? He'll get mad later.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/25/2013|
yeah, yeah, yeah and you sucked him off adn he didn't even wake up..blah, blah, blah, you wasted your money on that writing class
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/25/2013|
The black out his face, dumbass. He'll never know.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/25/2013|
OK, fine. I'll blackout his face but don't call me a dumbass.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/25/2013|
Is he's still hard after all this conversation in this thread, he wanted you to find him with a hard dick in his hand.
Make your move, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/25/2013|
You black out his face in the photo. You don't rub black substances on his face, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/25/2013|
OK, here you go. Blacked out face.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/25/2013|
OP, are you also the poster who sent his jerk-off video to all the contacts on his blackberry?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/25/2013|
Is your roommate two-faced, OP? You seem to have missed blacking out one of his faces.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/25/2013|
OP spent several minutes coloring his own face in with a Sharpee before taking that photo, r14.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/25/2013|
Aren't there supposed to be standards when picking a roommate?
Are you the pretty one, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/25/2013|
Oh shit, fuck. I must have uploaded the wrong file. Please please please don't click on the link. I'm going to delete the file from the upload site. Hold on.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/25/2013|
i saved the pic so we can post it all over the internet.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/25/2013|
Trolls have gotten REALLY lazy.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/25/2013|
OK, here's the correct file with the blacked out face. What do you think?
Does anyone know how to delete the other link? I don't see any option to delete it or to unupload the pic from the file sharing site. Help?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/25/2013|
he's cute, but fuck as cunt if he falls asleep while jacking off.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/25/2013|
One, that is not a sleeping person - look at that face.
Two, nobody holds their dick like that and then falls asleep in perfect position.
Conclusion - this is OP, showing us his unfortunate dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/25/2013|
What does fuck as cunt mean?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/25/2013|
the cock is too small
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/25/2013|
I found my roommate like this this morning
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/25/2013|
Your roommate seems to suffer from tiny meat syndrome.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/25/2013|
I agree that if his cock's that boring even to HIM, there's no point in fucking him.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/25/2013|
He's not that small. It was much bigger before but by the time I got my phone he already deflated to a half-chub :(
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/25/2013|
Tiny, tiny, tiny.....
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/25/2013|
Wow, OP. You're such a twat!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/25/2013|
You need to tell him what you did so you can also inform him that he has been judged and found wanting by the all-powerful Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/25/2013|
It's so sweet your roommate fell asleep with a big ol' smile on his face. Makes him especially photogenic.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/25/2013|
I, too, think this is from the OP himself. Cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/25/2013|
My friend fell asleep on a plane and we added the napkin, took pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/25/2013|
Damn op, that is one TINY wee-wee you got there.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/25/2013|
The guy at r34 is cute, much better than OP's "roommate".
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/25/2013|
Yay! Was finally able to delete the pic. Thank god! Thanks for the tip, guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/25/2013|
but many of us kept it
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/25/2013|
[quote]Yay! Was finally able to delete the pic. Thank god! Thanks for the tip, guys.
You had no right to post it in the first place, OP. What's wrong with you?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/25/2013|
All this, just to find out at R20 that OP/his imaginary roomie is Crown Princess Tinymeat of Hungrymussyland ?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/25/2013|
I kept it. Not so much because the guy was cute but because it was so important for OP to get it off the internets and I want to fuck with his head.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/25/2013|
LOL r25. A genuine LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/25/2013|
The pic your took of yourself pretending to sleep is still up, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/25/2013|
Uh, no it's not.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/25/2013|
Does a thing that small even cum...or just dribble?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/25/2013|
It sure as hell is R44, but then I have a good computer.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/25/2013|
I've still got the pic, where do I post it?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/25/2013|
Why didn't you suck him off, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/25/2013|
I've found a flatmate in the communal bathroom passed out drunk with his dick out and a porn mag next to him. He had a tiny wee wee.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/25/2013|
I still see the pic. Unfortunatly.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/25/2013|
I see the second pic, but not the first.
What was the first pic? Can someone post it so I can see it please?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/25/2013|
boytoy with his cock out and his face clearly exhibited
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/26/2013|
What a strangely disappointing thread!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/26/2013|
nice work HAHA!
great perspective.. tells a sad little story hehe
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/26/2013|
[quote]but many of us kept it
Uh, why? Why would you save a pic of a stranger you don't know. Delete please.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/26/2013|
picture is at r20
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/26/2013|