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I'm about to take a shower soon!


by Anonymousreply 3405/25/2013

And ruin your manly musk? Please, for the love of god, don't. Then let me come over and smell those manly armpits, gorgeous ass crack and beautiful crotch...

by Anonymousreply 105/24/2013

Wash your stanky hole

by Anonymousreply 205/24/2013

Manatee in the bathroom! Manatee in the bathroom!

by Anonymousreply 305/24/2013

Leave your ass unwashed, then go to different stores, pull your pants down and leave your scent all over town.

by Anonymousreply 405/24/2013

a proliferance of fumunda-cheese? Yes, it's time!

by Anonymousreply 505/24/2013

a Karen Silkwood shower?

by Anonymousreply 605/24/2013

Good idea.

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2013

Wash yo nuts.

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2013

These moments are golden.

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2013

My name is Gwehhhhhn, and I'm here to warsh your vagina!

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2013

Here's the Gwen story:

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2013

Unless you're really hot, a male, and it's going to be on a publicly accessible webcam, I'm not sure why I should care, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2013

This never happened.

by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2013

OP = That singing cow in the shower on the "California Dairy" ad.

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2013

This thread is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2013

Anyone have a live streaming link?

by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2013

R2 has appeared in a couple of threads around here on the DL recently. I know this because he continues to use the term 'stank' or variations thereof.

I believe the correct term is 'skank'

by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2013

"Stank" is not necessarily a bad word. Beats "stinked."

by Anonymousreply 1805/24/2013

r8's link proves that the internet has completely destroyed civilized society by giving voice to the little people.

by Anonymousreply 1905/24/2013

R19, that hideous democratization began decades ago. Do you seriously think that the Kennedys wanted the hoi polloi to call them "Jack and Jackie"? It led directly to that spurious notion that "I'm just as good as you, so I can put my feet on the subway seats." We're doomed.

by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2013

Douche your mussy.

by Anonymousreply 2105/24/2013

[quote]I know this because he continues to use the term 'stank' or variations thereof. I believe the correct term is 'skank'

You are an idiot. "Stanky" is a phonetic spelling of the creepy way some southerners or "backwood folk" might pronounce "stinky." The use of "stank" or "stanky" in no way suggests one specific poster.

"Skank" is something else entirely.

by Anonymousreply 2205/24/2013

[quote]Anyone have a live streaming link?

Here you go. Soaping up now.

by Anonymousreply 2305/24/2013

"Soon" is redundant in your thread head.

by Anonymousreply 2405/24/2013

Don't forget to wash behind your ears.

by Anonymousreply 2505/24/2013

Are you telling us now so you don't have to tell us later?

by Anonymousreply 2605/24/2013

OP, I think we BOTH know this won't help one damn bit.

by Anonymousreply 2705/24/2013

Yes, Benedict, we know.

by Anonymousreply 2805/24/2013

When you are finished, turn around and grab your ankles while I inspect your ass crack and shitter and hanging balls for soap residue.

by Anonymousreply 2905/24/2013

Let's play drop the soap.

by Anonymousreply 3005/24/2013

Good idea.

by Anonymousreply 3105/24/2013

Pull the tip back all the way..........

by Anonymousreply 3205/25/2013

I'll alert the media.

by Anonymousreply 3305/25/2013

Well, Gwynnie, it's about time. People are talking about you!

by Anonymousreply 3405/25/2013
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