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DATALOUNGE: The Move. Let's cast it!

Ok Go!

by Anonymousreply 34807/02/2013

Of course that should be 'The Movie!'

by Anonymousreply 105/24/2013

Helen Lawson as herself

by Anonymousreply 205/24/2013

Drunk, stoned Sean Young as JANBOT!

by Anonymousreply 305/24/2013

DIVINE as Miss Earrings-Caftan.

by Anonymousreply 405/24/2013

The Ernest Flatt Dancers as the Dialing my Phone with my Pencil Dancers.

by Anonymousreply 505/24/2013

Whoever this child is as, 'The Weird Little Girl Next Door *kisses doll*'..

by Anonymousreply 605/24/2013

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Brandon

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2013

Jenna Elfman as, "SS TERRI", or whatever that crazy bitch's name was..

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2013

Leo DiCaprio as the closeted power bottom celebrity with mommy issues, who ineffectively tries to downplay the rumors of his sexuality by dating Disney actresses.

Bradley Cooper as the power-hungry queen, who spends his time anonymously posting about Leo's character flings with other male actors in order to live up to Ted's legacy.

Jennifer Aniston as 40 something single OP of First World Problems threads.

Glenn Close as Meryl Troll.

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2013

Meryl as Cheryl.

Benedict Cumberbatch as David Ehrenstein.

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2013

Gwyneth as VOTN

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2013

Kelsey Grammar as My Married Fuckbuddy

Zach Galifianakis as The Bear in Butt-Cheek-Revealing Denim Shorts

Melissa Leo as Denise Eaker-Hoover

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2013

[quote]Gwyneth as VOTN

Namaste.

by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2013

I'm playing myself.

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2013

Renee Zellweger as mlop.

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2013

A bottle of Massengill as Brandon West.

by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2013

Uwe Boll as the webmaster.

by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2013

Steve Buscemi as My Gradeschool Bully Who Just Died (According to My Parents)

by Anonymousreply 1805/24/2013

Candy Finnegan as the Gargoyle.

by Anonymousreply 1905/24/2013

LaToya Jackson as Janet Jackson

by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2013

Richard Chamberlain as the hissing you-know-who.

by Anonymousreply 2105/24/2013

I can accept Meryl as playing my mother. I am often confused for Hayden Panettiere - and Meryl could pass as her mother - or perhaps that should be grandmother!

by Anonymousreply 2205/24/2013

Carrie Fisher as SWF on the verge of a nervous breakdown

by Anonymousreply 2305/24/2013

The ghost of Heath Ledger as himself

by Anonymousreply 2405/24/2013

Henry Cavill as Matt Bomer thread OP.

Jodie Foster as the head of Gillian Anderson's fan club.

Cherry Jones as the regular on Theatre Gossip Threads.

by Anonymousreply 2505/24/2013

Lisa Kudrow takes a lead role in "Summer of my Norwegian leg-warmers...

Shia LaBeouf IS...Griselda Medina

With Jeremy Renner as The Almiqui

And Ben Affleck IN Matt Damon's butt...

by Anonymousreply 2605/24/2013

David Dean Bottrell as MissHelenBedd

by Anonymousreply 2705/24/2013

Pruitt Taylor Vince as Umpy

by Anonymousreply 2805/24/2013

Sandra Bullock as Sissy, the period whisperer.

Amber Tamblyn as Jill, the special needs phenom who's curiosity can't be quenched.

by Anonymousreply 2905/24/2013

Special cameo appearance by Abe Vigoda as himself.

by Anonymousreply 3005/24/2013

Who do we get to play Denise Eaker-Hoover?

by Anonymousreply 3105/24/2013

Kathy Bates as Ginny from Billing

by Anonymousreply 3205/24/2013

Sarah Jessica Parker as The Almiqui

by Anonymousreply 3305/24/2013

The cast of Squidbillies as The Freepers.

by Anonymousreply 3405/24/2013

Dominic Monaghan as AYB.

by Anonymousreply 3505/24/2013

Lindsay Lohan as my friend Julie.

by Anonymousreply 3605/24/2013

...And Kim Zimmer

As Katherine Chancellor as played by Jeanne Cooper

by Anonymousreply 3705/24/2013

Janet Hubert, the original Aunt Vivian on The Fresh of Bel Air, as both the Trolldar and Freak and Flame buttons. Bitch will track your every word and then torch you and your weave the second she doesn't like what you've said.

by Anonymousreply 3805/24/2013

Yeah, how about Alex Pettyfer for VOTN. Heh.

by Anonymousreply 3905/24/2013

Quinn Christopher Jaxon as the rentboy I'm hiring because I'm at my wits' end

by Anonymousreply 4005/24/2013

Michael Musto as himself

by Anonymousreply 4105/24/2013

Brenda Dickson as [bold]'Why no soap threads I want my money back!'[/bold]

Joyce De Witt as [bold]'Not going to say it - still thinking Noodle!'[/bold]

Patricia Neal as [bold]'RAAaaaaaanNCH!'[/bold] *gurgle*gurgle*

Tig as [bold]'Misogyny against women is killing us stop looking at me!'[/bold]

Lindsey Graham as [bold]'He's straight! Stop saying all actors are gay!'[/bold]

Renowned Community Theater Actress as [bold]'Daddy will sue!'[/bold]

Nancy Grace as[bold] 'This never happened!'[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 4205/24/2013

Sorry, it's Alice Pearce as mlop.

And Alice Ghostly as the Real Fake mlop.

by Anonymousreply 4305/24/2013

Betty White as Jundie the stewardess.

by Anonymousreply 4405/24/2013

Joseph Gordon Levitt as the restaurant owner/boyfriend to Sean Hayes as the frantic Datalounge boyfriend poster upset over their "once around the garden vs. full autumn harvest" battle.

by Anonymousreply 4505/24/2013

Ted McGinley as G0y Manifesto Troll

Mike "Bubbles" Smith as "I'm going to kill myself, just joking, you are all part of my performance art, still going to kill myself, I kid!"

Sherri Shepherd as "A sociopath took my limonjello!"

by Anonymousreply 4605/24/2013

Ja'Net DuBois as David Ehrenstein

by Anonymousreply 4705/24/2013

David Hyde Pierce as Josh Kilmer-Purcell.

by Anonymousreply 4805/24/2013

Chris Meloni as Elias Koteas

by Anonymousreply 4905/24/2013

R59, but who should play the Elias Koteas Troll?

by Anonymousreply 5005/24/2013

Reese Witherspoon as Nancy Grace

by Anonymousreply 5105/24/2013

Jackie Stallone as Lynn Stairmaster

by Anonymousreply 5205/24/2013

AnnE Hathaway as "everyone is sociopath" troll.

by Anonymousreply 5305/24/2013

Julianne Moore as Julianne Moore Seriously

by Anonymousreply 5405/24/2013

[quote]Chris Meloni as Elias Koteas

[quote]but who should play the Elias Koteas Troll?

Lee Tergesen, of course!

by Anonymousreply 5505/24/2013

Delta Burke...

starring as Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, Formerly of Boulder Colorado.

by Anonymousreply 5605/24/2013

Kevin Spacey as the Nephew Troll.

by Anonymousreply 5705/24/2013

Shia LeBouef as Javy.

by Anonymousreply 5805/24/2013

A wax mannequin as Reichen ©

by Anonymousreply 5905/24/2013

Myra Beckingridge to Sextette era Mae West as Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 6005/24/2013

Amanda Bynes as Jill (learns about periods!)

by Anonymousreply 6105/24/2013

I think we've found Miss Sissy Boodles.

by Anonymousreply 6205/24/2013

[quote] Ja'Net DuBois as David Ehrenstein

No, no....Diahann Carroll is the perfect Ehrenstein!

by Anonymousreply 6305/24/2013

Peter O'Toole as...

the H i s s s s i n g E l d e r g a y

by Anonymousreply 6405/24/2013

Liza Minnelli as Lorna and Joey Luft.

Joey Luft as Tina Nina Minnelli.

Lorna Luft as Judys aborted baby with David Rose.

Tina Nina Minnelli as a stomach pump.

by Anonymousreply 6505/24/2013

Who could possibly play Cackle Cackle?

by Anonymousreply 6605/24/2013

Rafalca as Sarah Jessica Parker.

by Anonymousreply 6705/24/2013

Liza will also play Cackle Cackle.

by Anonymousreply 6805/24/2013

Update: Tim Curry as Patricia Neal as "RAAAaaanCH" troll

by Anonymousreply 6905/24/2013

I get $50 million or I walk on by.

And by walk I mean step into my charity first-class diva stretch limo with the tinterated windows and the hookah bar with my puff powder handy for a chaser.

And by "step into my charity first-class diva stretch limo" I mean catch a #99 bus over to the garage where my neighbor's son is fixing her car, because I said I'd pick it up and bring it home to take her grocery shopping.

Chump.

WEEKEND IN LAS VEGAS!!!!! Maybe I'll find me a gig. I mailed Nippy there COD a week ago to serve as bodyguard. Damont is "drying out" this week - by that I mean I stood on his head in the toilet after I found my stash was one half-gram short.

Got it? Fifty chips. In Euro equivalents. I like their pictures better.

by Anonymousreply 7005/24/2013

You bitches have done it again

by Anonymousreply 7105/24/2013

Kevin Spacey as the Nephew troll

John Travolta as the Colton Haynes troll.

by Anonymousreply 7205/24/2013

Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Uncle Bottom

Martin Landau as Charlie.

by Anonymousreply 7305/24/2013

Kathy Bates as Nan Michiganwomyn

by Anonymousreply 7405/24/2013

Sweet Brown as Sweet Brown....but ain't nobody got time for that.

by Anonymousreply 7505/24/2013

R28 and R56 are perfect.

by Anonymousreply 7605/24/2013

Joyce Dewitt as Mrs Patrick Campbell

by Anonymousreply 7705/24/2013

We'll get a bunch of rotating cunts to do guest walk-ons as R1.

They make their bitchy comment and then aren't seen again for the rest of the thread.

by Anonymousreply 7805/24/2013

Liza as Judy Pills

by Anonymousreply 7905/24/2013

Eddie Redmayne as Cirian.

by Anonymousreply 8105/24/2013

Franklin Pangborn as The Grammar Queen.

"Oh dear!"

by Anonymousreply 8205/24/2013

John Travolta as The Mincing Prisspot

by Anonymousreply 8305/24/2013

The Vienna Boys Choir as the Prancing Ponies.

by Anonymousreply 8405/24/2013

Josh Kilmer-Purcell as The Pearl Clutcher.

by Anonymousreply 8505/24/2013

Sir Elton John as R1.

by Anonymousreply 8605/24/2013

Glenn Close as The Blatino Husbear.

(She'll take anything.)

by Anonymousreply 8705/24/2013

Tyler Perry as Madea, the "Gurrrrrrl, please" lady.

by Anonymousreply 8805/24/2013

The women of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir as One Million Moms.

by Anonymousreply 8905/24/2013

Courtney Thorne-Smith as ...

Debbie, the EW reading soccer mom

by Anonymousreply 9005/24/2013

It's just a jump to the left...

by Anonymousreply 9105/24/2013

Harvey Fierstein as both Lucille Ball and Gary Morton.

by Anonymousreply 9205/24/2013

Liam Neeson as Bea Arthur

by Anonymousreply 9305/24/2013

Mickey Rourke as Tom Bianchi.

by Anonymousreply 9405/24/2013

Justin Bieber as 22and2hot2be believed.

by Anonymousreply 9505/24/2013

Tracey Morgan as DL Favorite Jada Pinkett-Smith.

by Anonymousreply 9605/24/2013

Sorry r94 but I have our Tom Bianchi.

by Anonymousreply 9705/24/2013

Joel Grey as The Karen Ziemba Troll.

Perez Hilton as The Heath Ledger Troll.

Richard Simmons as The Streep Troll.

by Anonymousreply 9805/24/2013

Wendy Williams and Prophetess Juanita "Jazz Hands" Bynum

by Anonymousreply 9905/24/2013

Scrappy-Doo as Janbot

by Anonymousreply 10005/24/2013

Justin Bartha and Andrew Rannells as the "Not Without My Frosting" couple, with Bebe Wood as the daughter. Rannells plays the one who made the post.

by Anonymousreply 10105/24/2013

OP: Jennifer Aniston (perpetual victim)

EST: Meryl Streep (versatile, convincing most of the time)

R1: Ted Cruz (contrarian extraordinaire)

VOTN: Temple Grandin

Anderson Cooper troll: Anderson Cooper

by Anonymousreply 10205/24/2013

Brent Spiner in sarcastic mode - VOTN

by Anonymousreply 10305/24/2013

Hank Azaria reprises his Agador character from "The Bird Cage" to play the Gloria Estefan Troll.

by Anonymousreply 10405/24/2013

Ian McKellan as cacklecackle

by Anonymousreply 10505/24/2013

OK. I'll do it for plane fare and a reservation at a Super 8 or its equivalent. BUT my enter-rhaj gets to eat off the craft table. And if I run out of my itch creme you gotta cover it.

And no Re.

Call me!

by Anonymousreply 10605/24/2013

Anderson, Ben, and Andy Cohen as The Lollipop Guild (usually redacted as TLPG).

by Anonymousreply 10705/24/2013

Gary Busey as White Belt Man

by Anonymousreply 10805/24/2013

The entire cast of season 5 of Ru Paul's Drag Race as the masculine, straight-acting bros.

by Anonymousreply 10905/24/2013

Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Anderson

Daniel Sunjata as Cesar

by Anonymousreply 11005/24/2013

Cherry Jones as peg

by Anonymousreply 11105/24/2013

Michael Jackson as Ann Miller. Or Ann Miller as Michael Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 11205/24/2013

I'd like to play myself.

by Anonymousreply 11305/24/2013

Jamie Campbell Bower as Ciaran

by Anonymousreply 11405/24/2013

Set Design by Catherine Martin of Moulin Rouge, Great Gatsby and Margarine Fountain fame.

by Anonymousreply 11505/24/2013

Mink Stole as Julie

by Anonymousreply 11605/24/2013

Rumer Willis (wearing a yellow shag rug for a wig) as Jani Lane

by Anonymousreply 11705/24/2013

Ben Affleck as Seven.

by Anonymousreply 11805/24/2013

Matt Sanchez as Himself

by Anonymousreply 11905/24/2013

With due respect to R17, we have two finalists:

Emperor Ming as "Webbie," or

by Anonymousreply 12005/24/2013

Or Prudence "You Are Permanently Punished" Pingleton as "Webbie."

by Anonymousreply 12105/24/2013

Anderson Cooper as Ellen DeGeneres

by Anonymousreply 12205/24/2013

Ellen DeGeneres as Anderson Cooper

by Anonymousreply 12305/24/2013

Luis Guzman as Blatino Husbear

by Anonymousreply 12405/24/2013

Jean Teasdale as Rosie O'donnell

by Anonymousreply 12505/24/2013

Whoopster as Maya Angelou

by Anonymousreply 12605/24/2013

Claude Rains as "White Belt Man"

by Anonymousreply 12705/24/2013

Regan MacNeil as "Dakota Fanning"

by Anonymousreply 12805/24/2013

Phranc as A Guy With Childbearing Hips.

by Anonymousreply 12905/24/2013

The Flyover States as themselves.

by Anonymousreply 13005/24/2013

Anthony Recker as Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 13105/24/2013

A&F CEO Mike Jeffries as AbercrombieStud1946.

by Anonymousreply 13205/24/2013

Jodie Foster as Melissa Etheridge and Amanda Bynes as Tammy Lynn Michaels.

by Anonymousreply 13305/24/2013

Rosie O'Donnell as PPSM

by Anonymousreply 13405/24/2013

Charlie Rose as Charlie

by Anonymousreply 13505/24/2013

Joan Collins as Dakota Fanning

Linda Evans as Abigail Breslin

by Anonymousreply 13605/24/2013

Paul Newman is Hud

by Anonymousreply 13705/24/2013

Oprah as Tyler Perry

by Anonymousreply 13805/24/2013

Tom Cruise as Scott Hamilton and Jim Parsons as The Figure Skating Troll (Who Was Right All Along!)

by Anonymousreply 13905/24/2013

John Goodman as the Olive Garden Troll

Paul Rubens as the Public Sex Troll

Congressman Harold Ford as the "Gays are Racist" troll

Ann Coulter is clearly the Misogyny Troll, but I can't think of an actress who could play her well. Perhaps Tommy Tune.

by Anonymousreply 14005/24/2013

Kathleen Turner as John Travolta

by Anonymousreply 14105/24/2013

David Alan Grier as Dionne Warwick

by Anonymousreply 14205/24/2013

[quote]Ann Coulter is clearly the Misogyny Troll, but I can't think of an actress who could play her well

The actors are usually far more attractive than the real-life person they're playing, so just get a pile of maggot-covered shit to play her.

by Anonymousreply 14305/24/2013

Stephin Merritt as Lena Dunham

by Anonymousreply 14405/24/2013

Donald Sutherland as Wolf Blitzer and Alyson Hannigan as Atheist Tornado Mom.

by Anonymousreply 14505/24/2013

Michael J. Pollard as Ciaran

by Anonymousreply 14605/24/2013

Fat actress Jennifer Lawrence as the Turkey Meatball

by Anonymousreply 14705/24/2013

[bold]* CASTING NEWS *[/bold]

Update on [italic]Datalounge: The Movie[/italic], the highly anticipated gay-friendly flick from powerful producer Harvey Weinstein, concerns three new casting choices. Jon Voight, Stephen Baldwin, and Victoria Jackson are set to play "Freeper Trolls" who occasionally pop up on the popular website for the purpose of flaming and derailing threads. Voight, an Oscar winner for 1978's [italic]Coming Home[/italic], says "It's a privilege to infiltrate the LGBT community with my wise perceptions on political and social policies, even if they will never become appreciated by men and women who are oriented to the gay lifestyle."

by Anonymousreply 14805/24/2013

Verne Troyer as Bea Arthur's penis.

by Anonymousreply 14905/24/2013

In accordance with Datalounge tradition, the film will be titled Datalounge: The Move as an inside joke.

by Anonymousreply 15005/24/2013

Meryl Streep as Meryl Streep troll.

by Anonymousreply 15105/24/2013

That fat british frau with the unhealthy obsession with Twilight movies and her own youtube channel for 3/4 of posters on Jeremy Renner's Baby threads

by Anonymousreply 15205/24/2013

Nancy McKeon as Rainbow Express Denise.

by Anonymousreply 15305/24/2013

Ann Curry as Grammar Troll

by Anonymousreply 15405/24/2013

James Gandolfini as 'frosting' dad.

by Anonymousreply 15505/24/2013

[quote]Meryl Streep as Meryl Streep troll.

Then who will play M?

by Anonymousreply 15605/24/2013

Zak Spears as the "Stop shaving" troll

by Anonymousreply 15705/24/2013

Temple Grandin as Jill, learning about periods.

by Anonymousreply 15805/24/2013

Ken Jeong as the Let's Make Margaret Cho Relevant Troll

by Anonymousreply 15905/24/2013

Edie Falco as Crazy Amy

by Anonymousreply 16005/24/2013

Guy Fawkes as Anonymous.

by Anonymousreply 16105/24/2013

Justin Long as A Straight Ma Who's Soooooo Stupid.

by Anonymousreply 16205/24/2013

Andre Talley as Noodles.

by Anonymousreply 16305/24/2013

Ryan Reynolds as Aaron Rodgers.

by Anonymousreply 16405/24/2013

Marisa Tomei as Della.

by Anonymousreply 16505/24/2013

[quote]Temple Grandin as Jill, learning about periods.

Doesn't she have to play Christine Marinoni, Cynthia Nixon's wife?

by Anonymousreply 16605/24/2013

Ben Whishaw as Colton Haynes

by Anonymousreply 16705/24/2013

[quote]Edie Falco as Crazy Amy

She can certainly play the hell of the role, but I'm not sure she's pretty enough (in that overly made-up and facelifted way). Though perhaps they could make her use facelift tapes...

by Anonymousreply 16805/24/2013

Oh I'm sure Edie could pull this look off:

by Anonymousreply 16905/24/2013

Michelangelo Signorile as the "every gay joke is homophobic" guy.

by Anonymousreply 17005/24/2013

Jennifer Lawrence as "Frosting" Daughter.

by Anonymousreply 17105/24/2013

Pandora Boxx as Carol "Corn?" Channing

by Anonymousreply 17205/24/2013

Jennifer Jason Leigh needs to play someone in this film.

by Anonymousreply 17305/24/2013

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Momma's cagemeat

by Anonymousreply 17405/24/2013

Jeffrey Tambor as Umpy

by Anonymousreply 17505/24/2013

Leelee Sobieski as Helen's Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 17605/24/2013

Kathy Bates as the midwestern frau.

by Anonymousreply 17705/24/2013

Mamie Gummer as Glenn Close. She'll be thrilled that someone so young is portraying her, and so incredibly annoyed that it's my daughter that she won't be able to stand it. It's really the perfect combination.

by Anonymousreply 17805/24/2013

Fire Marshall Bill as Bruce Jenner

by Anonymousreply 17905/24/2013

Luise Rainer as Mamie Gummer.

Marie Dressler as Meryl Streep.

Looking forward to it!

by Anonymousreply 18005/24/2013

[quote]Jeffrey Tambor as Umpy

Too old. Maybe Zach Galifianakis instead.

by Anonymousreply 18105/24/2013

Jonah Hill as Judy Pills

by Anonymousreply 18205/24/2013

I will go all Lady Chablis on your asses if I don't get to play myself.

Besides, I have a BFA in Theatre with an Emphasis on Acting.

by Anonymousreply 18305/24/2013

Sorry, Zak; we needed somebody who looks just like you - only taller and much better looking.

We've booked Leslie Jordan, mkay?

You can star as the 'WW for R[whatever]' troll. Remember: there are no small rolls. tubby.

by Anonymousreply 18405/24/2013

Fuck you, R142. I am playing myselveses.

Last offer. Bus ticket. Air mattress. Directions to a dry underpass. Unlocked studio dumpster for late-night snacks.

I need this gig. You know the Man has got me in a corner. America needs to see I am okay, divawise.

Or I'll cut your dog up. You know I will.

by Anonymousreply 18505/24/2013

Sarah Palin as Dr. Amy Fisher.

by Anonymousreply 18605/24/2013

I am available should a taste arise for FLAVUH.

My rider:

Wheelchair access

Carton of Parliaments with the filters cut off

Scotch

Wet Wipes

Oscar Nomination or monetary equivalent

by Anonymousreply 18705/24/2013

The cast of Million Dollar Listing New York as the residents of 1509 Swann Street with special guest star Daniel Dae Kim as Robert Wone.

by Anonymousreply 18805/24/2013

Tobey Maguire as Bai Ling

Bai Ling as Lisa Ling

Lisa Ling as Paris Hilton

by Anonymousreply 18905/24/2013

OK folks. It's over. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

by Anonymousreply 19005/24/2013

James Holmes as PPSM.

He's good at showing up somewhere unexpectedly, commanding attention, and ruining everything for everyone.

by Anonymousreply 19105/24/2013

Gollum as charlie

by Anonymousreply 19205/24/2013

Christopher Meloni as The Danny Pino Pinga Troll

by Anonymousreply 19305/24/2013

Jon Hamm as Sizemeat

Tammy Fae Bakker as Moist Mussy

The Olsen twins as the stolen Cole Haan sneakers

Ben and Matt as the Ambiguously When The Man Go Up Into The Man Duo

Rush Limbaugh as Grease Fire

Tina Belcher as Bump

by Anonymousreply 19405/24/2013

and guest starring Jane Hudson as Jeremy Renner's baby

by Anonymousreply 19505/24/2013

R185 Of course, Miss Warwick. You and Damont have our finest two star lodging!

by Anonymousreply 19605/24/2013

Kim Kardashian and Carrot Top together as McDonald's new Blueberry Pommygranite $1 shake

by Anonymousreply 19705/24/2013

Margo Martindale as Toots.

by Anonymousreply 19805/24/2013

We need to cast Hillary Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 19905/24/2013

And Laren Tewes as your Cruise Director, Julie McCoy!

by Anonymousreply 20005/24/2013

Chris Kattan Mango as the supermarket delivery guy who would not take the bags into the apartment.

Binky the Shar Pei as the Ugly Scar Troll

Lan Del Rey as the blank google page that gets linked to

Gladys Kravits as the "this thread is useless without pics" poster

by Anonymousreply 20105/24/2013

Casey Deidrick as David Muir

by Anonymousreply 20205/24/2013

Natasha Lyonne as Amanda Bynes

by Anonymousreply 20305/24/2013

The Girls of Millipede Accounting - Receivables, Fourth Floor, as

Fraus at the Trough

by Anonymousreply 20405/24/2013

Madonna as Cheryl

by Anonymousreply 20505/24/2013

I love R144 ;)

by Anonymousreply 20605/24/2013

Tinkerbell Hilton III as Bear, the baby-fucking pitbull

by Anonymousreply 20705/24/2013

Mario Batali as the anti-circumcision troll.

by Anonymousreply 20805/24/2013

Rebel Wilson as "Unhinged Cesarfrau",

Melissa McCarthy as "Unhinged Benderson"

by Anonymousreply 20905/24/2013

Pikachu as the Yellow Skin Troll

by Anonymousreply 21005/24/2013

Elaine Stritch as a young Lindsey Lohan.

by Anonymousreply 21105/25/2013

Jonathan Taylor Thomas as qwerty

by Anonymousreply 21205/25/2013

Tina Louise dressed as Eva Grub as a grammar troll

by Anonymousreply 21305/25/2013

Glenn Close as Meryl Streep

by Anonymousreply 21405/25/2013

R161 as the focus of the "I Want to Have R161's Baby" Troll

by Anonymousreply 21505/25/2013

Let's try that again:

The Girls of Millipede Accounting - Receivables, Fourth Floor, as

Fraus at the Trough

by Anonymousreply 21605/25/2013

Faye Dunaway as Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford

Of course.

by Anonymousreply 21705/25/2013

Kirstie Alley as, "MsA", of the Prancing Pony days..and Rachel Dratch as her sidekick, "Miss Pinky".

by Anonymousreply 21805/25/2013

Fishsticks as, 'The Thoughtful Critic' or whatever she was

by Anonymousreply 21905/25/2013

Melissa Rivers as Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 22005/25/2013

Robin Williams as Mama!

by Anonymousreply 22105/25/2013

Kevin Costner as A nacreous layer of permacum.

by Anonymousreply 22205/25/2013

AnnE as Liza!

by Anonymousreply 22305/25/2013

A pile of gull-vomited scrod scales and liver pulp as Gwyneth "B.O. Plenty" Paltrow

by Anonymousreply 22405/25/2013

What about me?

by Anonymousreply 22505/25/2013

Who's gon' play Dionne Warwitch's cigarette? I think the movie should just have closeups of her cigarette. No one wants to see Dionne in closeup, 'specially if it's a 3-D movie, kids. Audiences might get sucked into those Grand Canyon nostrils of that tired old hussy from New Jersey.

by Anonymousreply 22605/25/2013

Varla Jean Merman as Lisa Welchel

Seth Green as the Two-Towel Maximum, No Breakfast, Turkey Meatballs Morning After Host

Joan Rivers as the NY Times Weddings Troll

Andy Cohen as the "Tasteful Friends" Real Estate of the Stars Troll

... and Charlotte Rae as Edna Garrett

by Anonymousreply 22705/25/2013

The People of Walmart:

Matt Lauer

Savannah Guthrie

Natalie Morales

Al Roker

Hoda Kotb

Kathy Lee Gifford

Lester Holt

Erica Hill

Jenna Wolfe

Dylan Dreyer

by Anonymousreply 22805/25/2013

r56 - kudos for your casting, it's spot-on.

by Anonymousreply 22905/25/2013

Ad on that note, Jean Smart as Magdalene - the ex-hooker turned lawyer

by Anonymousreply 23005/25/2013

Mayim Bialik as The Anti-Peanut Butter Brooklynite Who Throws an Entire Grade School Into Turmoil.

by Anonymousreply 23105/25/2013

[...][...] as [...].

by Anonymousreply 23205/25/2013

Billy Bob Thornton as the shitter licking troll

by Anonymousreply 23305/25/2013

We need to cast the frau who decided that her infant would not wear diapers. Will the "Let's Roll" widow make a cameo appearance in the movie? And I guess Whoopi could be persuaded to record a new version of "You in danger, gurl" for the soundtrack.

by Anonymousreply 23405/25/2013

Tami Erin as Brendad Ickson.

by Anonymousreply 23505/25/2013

Lisa Welchel better play herself, is all I'm saying.

by Anonymousreply 23605/25/2013

Christina Ricci as Wund Girl.

by Anonymousreply 23705/25/2013

Franke Pontente as Petra the dirty girl

Amanda Bynes as pussylips

by Anonymousreply 23805/25/2013

Lindsey Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, just so we can laugh at her some more

by Anonymousreply 23905/25/2013

Yes, yes, yes, the casting is all fine and good. But what about THE PLOT? What story are we going to tell?

by Anonymousreply 24005/25/2013

Ross Matthews, Mario Cantone & Chris Colfer as members of the Princess Diana Scream Reenactment Viewing Party

by Anonymousreply 24105/25/2013

No, Pete Burns as Brendad Ickson.

by Anonymousreply 24205/25/2013

Presley Ca$h as the Weird Little Girl Next Door.

by Anonymousreply 24305/25/2013

Gwyneth Paltrow as the poo troll.

by Anonymousreply 24405/25/2013

Richard Simmons as Tony Stewart Troll.

by Anonymousreply 24505/25/2013

Roseanne Barr as Nan Michiganwomon

by Anonymousreply 24605/25/2013

R240, appearing as herself, the "Noncontributing but Demanding Poster."

by Anonymousreply 24705/25/2013

Meryl Streep as Ann Romney

Bill Murray as Mitt Romney

With Special Guest Appearance by Sarah Jessica Parker as Rafalca

by Anonymousreply 24805/25/2013

Teddy Prisborn of Sherman Grove, Atlanta, channeling Madge Blake, as the "Friday Drinkie-Poo" Poster.

by Anonymousreply 24905/25/2013

Michelle Schocked as Mitchfest Vegan Womayn, high priestess of the LAND and vaginal fluids allowed to flow unobstructed.

by Anonymousreply 25005/25/2013

Richard Simmons as Galloping Gourmet

by Anonymousreply 25105/25/2013

Amy Sedaris as Bonnie Mace

by Anonymousreply 25205/25/2013

Bradley Cooper as Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 25305/25/2013

Amy Adams as Bonnie Franklin.

Hold me David, I'm dead!

by Anonymousreply 25405/25/2013

Zsa Zsa Gabor as the "Am I dying troll."

by Anonymousreply 25505/25/2013

Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki as the World Trade Center, Insatiable Bottoms

by Anonymousreply 25605/25/2013

Lea DeLaria as Artemis WombThyme, Womontrepreneur (did I spell that right?)

by Anonymousreply 25705/25/2013

Wey McLendon-Covey as Kelli and James Van Der Beek as Nick Carter

by Anonymousreply 25805/25/2013

Joan Cusack as Office Cube Frau #1, the party organizer/obsessive money collector.

Melissa McCarthy as Office Cube Frau #2, the one with all the troll dolls and candy who talks to herself as she works, smells like Jean Nate and farts quietly.

Edie McClurg as Office Cube Frau #3, the one with the Christmas Spirit and 3-D sweaters.

The Pine-Sol Lady as Office Cube Frau #4, the sassy whippersnapper who passes judgment and steals every quip from Tyler Perry shows.

Patty Lupone as Office Cube Frau #5, the Memo Cunt (replacing Bonnie Franklin RIP, in the role originally written for the latter)

by Anonymousreply 25905/25/2013

Wey is Wendy

by Anonymousreply 26005/25/2013

[quote]Lisa Welchel better play herself, is all I'm saying.

She looks too good nowadays to play herself

by Anonymousreply 26105/25/2013

[quote]Patty Lupone as Office Cube Frau #5

If you can't spell her name right, you don't get to cast her. Miss Patti LuPone will be playing mhb, and that's final.

by Anonymousreply 26205/25/2013

Taylor Negrón as r262, the ultimate bitch control queen and hall monitor.

by Anonymousreply 26305/25/2013

Alaska Thunderfuck will deliver the classic line "Jealous, bitches?"

by Anonymousreply 26405/25/2013

Mel Gibson or Gary Busey as the loony, paranoid, libertarian Ron Paul devotee.

by Anonymousreply 26505/25/2013

Zac Efron as The Misspeller, who first coined the words pr0n, cak, and graxy.

by Anonymousreply 26605/25/2013

Christian Bale or Robert Downey, Jr. as the Rape Troll.

by Anonymousreply 26705/25/2013

[quote]Christian Bale or Robert Downey, Jr. as the Rape Troll.

But is it rape-rape?

by Anonymousreply 26805/25/2013

Teri Hatcher as Michele Bachmann

Leslie Jordan as Marcus Bachmann

by Anonymousreply 26905/25/2013

No, Aubrey O'Day as Michelle Bachmann

by Anonymousreply 27005/25/2013

Anjelica Houston as Dr. Amy "Boom Boom" Bishop.

by Anonymousreply 27105/25/2013

Patrica Heaton as the Catholic troll

by Anonymousreply 27305/25/2013

Gavin Newsom as Patrick Bateman. He has nothing better to do.

by Anonymousreply 27405/25/2013

[quote]Yes, yes, yes, the casting is all fine and good. But what about THE PLOT? What story are we going to tell?

Uh, pointless bitchery, you cunt!

by Anonymousreply 27505/25/2013

Plot? We ain't got no plot. We don't need no plot. I don't have to show you no stinkin' plot.

by Anonymousreply 27605/25/2013

[quote]Reality check: this movie has way too many characters and no plot!

Read the thread subject. We were asked to cast it, not write it.

by Anonymousreply 27705/25/2013

R204? Here's a dime. Go and call your mother and tell her you'll never be a casting director.

They are all thin and stylishly dressed. How can they play the FAtT?

by Anonymousreply 27805/25/2013

[quote]But is it rape-rape?

I don't remember much - only the k-k-knife against my throat, and his hot tequila'd breath in my ear, brutally whispering, "If you don't do as I say...". I felt my undies forced down around my ankles, and...and...t-t-then...

by Anonymousreply 27905/25/2013

Christine Baranski as America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers

by Anonymousreply 28005/25/2013

Louis Anderson as Nathan Fillion

by Anonymousreply 28105/25/2013

Correction: Louie

by Anonymousreply 28205/25/2013

Kevin James as Tiffani Thiessen's big fat face

by Anonymousreply 28305/25/2013

Crypt Keeper as Dick Cheney

by Anonymousreply 28405/25/2013

Oscar winner AnnE Hathaway as Shitty Little Ann!!!

by Anonymousreply 28505/25/2013

Joan Van Ark in a cameo as the "But I look 10 Years Younger!" delusion.

by Anonymousreply 28605/25/2013

Aubrey Plaza as the smoking gargoyle.

Dawn French as Lucy J.

by Anonymousreply 28705/25/2013

Rosie O'Donnell as the crab-walking lesbian dinner party guest.

by Anonymousreply 28805/25/2013

Sheldon Cooper as the Grammar Troll

by Anonymousreply 28905/25/2013

I DEMAND that R226 from the studio premises!

SECURITY!!!!!!!

And I am not coming out of my trailer until that bitch gets CUT.

These nostrils have smelled Martin's farts, for Christ's sake, amen.

by Anonymousreply 29005/25/2013

Who ever will design the gowns?

by Anonymousreply 29105/25/2013

Why ADRIAN, of course

by Anonymousreply 29205/25/2013

Keira Knightley as the beautiful, mysterious "Ekaterina", from the 1925 Christmas party photo:

by Anonymousreply 29305/25/2013

Any cat's puckered drippy ass = Gwyneth's B.O.

by Anonymousreply 29405/25/2013

Taney County, Missouri, Fairgrounds and Municipal Park

as

The Land

by Anonymousreply 29505/25/2013

Academy Award Winner, Family Tragedy Survivor and Role Model for the Obese Jennifer Hudson as The Unworking Link

by Anonymousreply 29605/25/2013

Debra Wilson as Diane Ross, Erika Alexander as the late daughter (Berry's girl), Michael McDonald as the Maitre D', and Nancy Grace and her natural scowl as the restaurant rep/ spokesperson

by Anonymousreply 29705/25/2013

Courtney Stodden as Shirley Mclaine's creme brûlée. It if she tries really hard she should be able to manage quiet and wobbly.

by Anonymousreply 29805/25/2013

Andy Dick as Amanda Bynes

by Anonymousreply 29905/25/2013

Hello? Still waiting for my role.

by Anonymousreply 30005/25/2013

Once he masters my Spanish accent Dr. Clayton Forrester will be able to play me MOST excellently.

Alan Keyes should play himself, as my most successful Stim-O-Ceiver implant recipient ever. Although, Sarah Palin continues to delight.

by Anonymousreply 30105/25/2013

Playing a wide array of characters, The Kids In The Hall will enact any and all Golden Girls inconsistencies in little vignettes throughout the film.

by Anonymousreply 30205/25/2013

Kristen de los Santos, simpering reporter from E! News, as LYNN STAIRMASTER

by Anonymousreply 30305/25/2013

Gwyneth as Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 30405/25/2013

Patti LuPone as Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford.

by Anonymousreply 30505/25/2013

Nate Silver as the Poll Troll (loved them both!) and Ed Begley, Jr. as the Tax Troll.

by Anonymousreply 30605/25/2013

Zac Efron as the guy who accidentally sent X-rated pix to his entire family on his cellphone.

by Anonymousreply 30705/26/2013

Gabourey Sidibe as Jennifer Lawrence

by Anonymousreply 30805/26/2013

Dear Webmaster, could you please correct the spelling error I made in the title of my post so that it says 'MOVIE'?

Thanks! OP

by Anonymousreply 30905/26/2013

Matt Bomer as Todd

by Anonymousreply 31005/26/2013

Ute Lemper will play all the frau roles.

Patty Lapone as Carol Channing in Hello Dolly. Madonna as Barbara Streisand in the movie of Hello Dolly.

by Anonymousreply 31105/26/2013

Catherine O'Hara as Lucy/MAME

by Anonymousreply 31205/26/2013

Alex Trebek as "I saw [insert film title], and I have more questions than I have answers."

by Anonymousreply 31305/26/2013

Gabourey Sidibe as Star Jones.

Terence Howard as Al Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 31405/26/2013

Wow, Gabourey and Patti are gonna be busy in this movie.

by Anonymousreply 31505/26/2013

Gabourey Sidibe as Dataloungeland.

by Anonymousreply 31605/26/2013

Try being ME, R315!

by Anonymousreply 31705/26/2013

David Dean Bottrell as MHB

by Anonymousreply 31805/26/2013

Shirley Q. Liquor as Mamma

by Anonymousreply 31905/26/2013

Beverly Leslie as charlie

Jeremy Piven as kirker

and in the performance of her lifetime, Glenn Close as Meryl Streep troll!

by Anonymousreply 32005/26/2013

Patrick Bergin as Ciaran

by Anonymousreply 32105/26/2013

Scratch my previous Ben Whishaw casting.

Sad-eyed Jake Bass as Sad-eyed Colon Haynes.

by Anonymousreply 32205/26/2013

Mario Cantone or Alec Mapa as the childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool.

by Anonymousreply 32305/26/2013

Andy Serkis/CGI as mhb

by Anonymousreply 32405/26/2013

Miss Olivia de Havilland as Joan Fontaine

Miss Joan Fontaine as Olivia de Havilland

(equal billing, of course)

by Anonymousreply 32505/26/2013

LOL r325

by Anonymousreply 32605/26/2013

So who should direct Datalounge The Move?

by Anonymousreply 32705/26/2013

I think it's time we start thinking about the closing credits, with a fringed go-go girl dancing next to them of course.

by Anonymousreply 32805/26/2013

The Empress of The World, the greatest female drag queen of all time: Ms Brenda Dickson of course.

by Anonymousreply 32905/26/2013

Can I please be the pencil that some young fag dials the phone with?

by Anonymousreply 33005/26/2013

Lester Holt as Robin Roberts

by Anonymousreply 33105/26/2013

Peter Dinklage as Alice Garvey's baby smashed into the window

by Anonymousreply 33205/26/2013

Elaine Princi as the Kate Winograd is Kate Roberts troll

by Anonymousreply 33305/26/2013

I would like to play the corpse on the Medical Examiner's table.

by Anonymousreply 33405/26/2013

Colton Haynes as the young closeted, thin George Eads.

John Travolta as the older, closeted fat George Eads.

Sandra Bernhard as George Eads' beard, errrr, wife, Monika Casey.

Eric Szmanda as the George Eads troll.

by Anonymousreply 33505/26/2013

Zac Efron as the Colton Haynes troll.

by Anonymousreply 33605/26/2013

Kimyefetus as Catherine Zeta Jones.

by Anonymousreply 33705/27/2013

Jesse Eisenberg as Voice of the Night.

Chace Crawford as Todd

Sally Struthers as Cheryl

Ryan Serhant as Turkey Meatballs Guy

by Anonymousreply 33805/27/2013

Any ideas on who should play Danny, and his suitcase on wheels?

by Anonymousreply 33905/27/2013

Who do I have to blow to get a part!?!

by Anonymousreply 34005/27/2013

Mx Justin Vivian Bond as Wundy Gurl

by Anonymousreply 34105/29/2013

Henry Cavill as Matt Bomer

Sir Ian McKellen as Simon Halls

Mariska Hargitay as Det. Olivia Benson (who hides Matt in a women's shelter)

And Special Guest Star Trevor Blumas as "Simon's Stalker"

by Anonymousreply 34205/29/2013

John Slattery as Kirker's Hot Dad

by Anonymousreply 34307/01/2013

Uncle Fester as Joey Luft.

by Anonymousreply 34407/01/2013

Michael Cera as Voice of the Night

by Anonymousreply 34507/01/2013

I like blue!

by Anonymousreply 34607/02/2013

Fred Armisen in drag as the Misogyny-is-killing-us Troll.

Wendie Malick as SWF on the verge of a breakdown.

Jake G. As the g0y troll.

John Travolta as Mama.

Ann Coulter as Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 34707/02/2013

David Burtka as I gives her kisses cuz she's my missus!

NPH as Annoyed Boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 34807/02/2013
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