DATALOUNGE: The Move. Let's cast it!
|by Anonymous||reply 348||07/02/2013|
Of course that should be 'The Movie!'
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/23/2013|
Helen Lawson as herself
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/23/2013|
Drunk, stoned Sean Young as JANBOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/23/2013|
DIVINE as Miss Earrings-Caftan.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/23/2013|
The Ernest Flatt Dancers as the Dialing my Phone with my Pencil Dancers.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/23/2013|
Whoever this child is as, 'The Weird Little Girl Next Door *kisses doll*'..
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/24/2013|
Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Brandon
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/24/2013|
Jenna Elfman as, "SS TERRI", or whatever that crazy bitch's name was..
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/24/2013|
Leo DiCaprio as the closeted power bottom celebrity with mommy issues, who ineffectively tries to downplay the rumors of his sexuality by dating Disney actresses.
Bradley Cooper as the power-hungry queen, who spends his time anonymously posting about Leo's character flings with other male actors in order to live up to Ted's legacy.
Jennifer Aniston as 40 something single OP of First World Problems threads.
Glenn Close as Meryl Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/24/2013|
Meryl as Cheryl.
Benedict Cumberbatch as David Ehrenstein.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/24/2013|
Gwyneth as VOTN
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/24/2013|
Kelsey Grammar as My Married Fuckbuddy
Zach Galifianakis as The Bear in Butt-Cheek-Revealing Denim Shorts
Melissa Leo as Denise Eaker-Hoover
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/24/2013|
[quote]Gwyneth as VOTN
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/24/2013|
I'm playing myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/24/2013|
Renee Zellweger as mlop.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/24/2013|
A bottle of Massengill as Brandon West.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/24/2013|
Uwe Boll as the webmaster.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/24/2013|
Steve Buscemi as My Gradeschool Bully Who Just Died (According to My Parents)
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/24/2013|
Candy Finnegan as the Gargoyle.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/24/2013|
LaToya Jackson as Janet Jackson
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/24/2013|
Richard Chamberlain as the hissing you-know-who.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/24/2013|
I can accept Meryl as playing my mother. I am often confused for Hayden Panettiere - and Meryl could pass as her mother - or perhaps that should be grandmother!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/24/2013|
Carrie Fisher as SWF on the verge of a nervous breakdown
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/24/2013|
The ghost of Heath Ledger as himself
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/24/2013|
Henry Cavill as Matt Bomer thread OP.
Jodie Foster as the head of Gillian Anderson's fan club.
Cherry Jones as the regular on Theatre Gossip Threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/24/2013|
Lisa Kudrow takes a lead role in "Summer of my Norwegian leg-warmers...
Shia LaBeouf IS...Griselda Medina
With Jeremy Renner as The Almiqui
And Ben Affleck IN Matt Damon's butt...
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/24/2013|
David Dean Bottrell as MissHelenBedd
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/24/2013|
Pruitt Taylor Vince as Umpy
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/24/2013|
Sandra Bullock as Sissy, the period whisperer.
Amber Tamblyn as Jill, the special needs phenom who's curiosity can't be quenched.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/24/2013|
Special cameo appearance by Abe Vigoda as himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/24/2013|
Who do we get to play Denise Eaker-Hoover?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/24/2013|
Kathy Bates as Ginny from Billing
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/24/2013|
Sarah Jessica Parker as The Almiqui
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/24/2013|
The cast of Squidbillies as The Freepers.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/24/2013|
Dominic Monaghan as AYB.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/24/2013|
Lindsay Lohan as my friend Julie.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/24/2013|
...And Kim Zimmer
As Katherine Chancellor as played by Jeanne Cooper
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/24/2013|
Janet Hubert, the original Aunt Vivian on The Fresh of Bel Air, as both the Trolldar and Freak and Flame buttons. Bitch will track your every word and then torch you and your weave the second she doesn't like what you've said.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/24/2013|
Yeah, how about Alex Pettyfer for VOTN. Heh.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/24/2013|
Quinn Christopher Jaxon as the rentboy I'm hiring because I'm at my wits' end
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/24/2013|
Michael Musto as himself
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/24/2013|
Brenda Dickson as [bold]'Why no soap threads I want my money back!'[/bold]
Joyce De Witt as [bold]'Not going to say it - still thinking Noodle!'[/bold]
Patricia Neal as [bold]'RAAaaaaaanNCH!'[/bold] *gurgle*gurgle*
Tig as [bold]'Misogyny against women is killing us stop looking at me!'[/bold]
Lindsey Graham as [bold]'He's straight! Stop saying all actors are gay!'[/bold]
Renowned Community Theater Actress as [bold]'Daddy will sue!'[/bold]
Nancy Grace as[bold] 'This never happened!'[/bold]
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/24/2013|
Sorry, it's Alice Pearce as mlop.
And Alice Ghostly as the Real Fake mlop.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/24/2013|
Betty White as Jundie the stewardess.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/24/2013|
Joseph Gordon Levitt as the restaurant owner/boyfriend to Sean Hayes as the frantic Datalounge boyfriend poster upset over their "once around the garden vs. full autumn harvest" battle.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/24/2013|
Ted McGinley as G0y Manifesto Troll
Mike "Bubbles" Smith as "I'm going to kill myself, just joking, you are all part of my performance art, still going to kill myself, I kid!"
Sherri Shepherd as "A sociopath took my limonjello!"
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/24/2013|
Ja'Net DuBois as David Ehrenstein
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/24/2013|
David Hyde Pierce as Josh Kilmer-Purcell.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/24/2013|
Chris Meloni as Elias Koteas
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/24/2013|
R59, but who should play the Elias Koteas Troll?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/24/2013|
Reese Witherspoon as Nancy Grace
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/24/2013|
Jackie Stallone as Lynn Stairmaster
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/24/2013|
AnnE Hathaway as "everyone is sociopath" troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/24/2013|
Julianne Moore as Julianne Moore Seriously
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/24/2013|
[quote]Chris Meloni as Elias Koteas
[quote]but who should play the Elias Koteas Troll?
Lee Tergesen, of course!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/24/2013|
starring as Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, Formerly of Boulder Colorado.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/24/2013|
Kevin Spacey as the Nephew Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/24/2013|
Shia LeBouef as Javy.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/24/2013|
A wax mannequin as Reichen ©
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/24/2013|
Myra Beckingridge to Sextette era Mae West as Madonna.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/24/2013|
Amanda Bynes as Jill (learns about periods!)
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/24/2013|
I think we've found Miss Sissy Boodles.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/24/2013|
[quote] Ja'Net DuBois as David Ehrenstein
No, no....Diahann Carroll is the perfect Ehrenstein!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/24/2013|
Peter O'Toole as...
the H i s s s s i n g E l d e r g a y
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/24/2013|
Liza Minnelli as Lorna and Joey Luft.
Joey Luft as Tina Nina Minnelli.
Lorna Luft as Judys aborted baby with David Rose.
Tina Nina Minnelli as a stomach pump.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/24/2013|
Who could possibly play Cackle Cackle?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/24/2013|
Rafalca as Sarah Jessica Parker.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/24/2013|
Liza will also play Cackle Cackle.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/24/2013|
Update: Tim Curry as Patricia Neal as "RAAAaaanCH" troll
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/24/2013|
I get $50 million or I walk on by.
And by walk I mean step into my charity first-class diva stretch limo with the tinterated windows and the hookah bar with my puff powder handy for a chaser.
And by "step into my charity first-class diva stretch limo" I mean catch a #99 bus over to the garage where my neighbor's son is fixing her car, because I said I'd pick it up and bring it home to take her grocery shopping.
WEEKEND IN LAS VEGAS!!!!! Maybe I'll find me a gig. I mailed Nippy there COD a week ago to serve as bodyguard. Damont is "drying out" this week - by that I mean I stood on his head in the toilet after I found my stash was one half-gram short.
Got it? Fifty chips. In Euro equivalents. I like their pictures better.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/24/2013|
You bitches have done it again
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/24/2013|
Kevin Spacey as the Nephew troll
John Travolta as the Colton Haynes troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||05/24/2013|
Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Uncle Bottom
Martin Landau as Charlie.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/24/2013|
Kathy Bates as Nan Michiganwomyn
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/24/2013|
Sweet Brown as Sweet Brown....but ain't nobody got time for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/24/2013|
R28 and R56 are perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/24/2013|
Joyce Dewitt as Mrs Patrick Campbell
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/24/2013|
We'll get a bunch of rotating cunts to do guest walk-ons as R1.
They make their bitchy comment and then aren't seen again for the rest of the thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/24/2013|
Liza as Judy Pills
|by Anonymous||reply 79||05/24/2013|
Umpy is Nathan Lane so he should play him
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/24/2013|
Eddie Redmayne as Cirian.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||05/24/2013|
Franklin Pangborn as The Grammar Queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||05/24/2013|
John Travolta as The Mincing Prisspot
|by Anonymous||reply 83||05/24/2013|
The Vienna Boys Choir as the Prancing Ponies.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||05/24/2013|
Josh Kilmer-Purcell as The Pearl Clutcher.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||05/24/2013|
Sir Elton John as R1.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||05/24/2013|
Glenn Close as The Blatino Husbear.
(She'll take anything.)
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/24/2013|
Tyler Perry as Madea, the "Gurrrrrrl, please" lady.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||05/24/2013|
The women of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir as One Million Moms.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||05/24/2013|
Courtney Thorne-Smith as ...
Debbie, the EW reading soccer mom
|by Anonymous||reply 90||05/24/2013|
It's just a jump to the left...
|by Anonymous||reply 91||05/24/2013|
Harvey Fierstein as both Lucille Ball and Gary Morton.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/24/2013|
Liam Neeson as Bea Arthur
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/24/2013|
Mickey Rourke as Tom Bianchi.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/24/2013|
Justin Bieber as 22and2hot2be believed.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/24/2013|
Tracey Morgan as DL Favorite Jada Pinkett-Smith.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/24/2013|
Sorry r94 but I have our Tom Bianchi.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/24/2013|
Joel Grey as The Karen Ziemba Troll.
Perez Hilton as The Heath Ledger Troll.
Richard Simmons as The Streep Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/24/2013|
Wendy Williams and Prophetess Juanita "Jazz Hands" Bynum
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/24/2013|
Scrappy-Doo as Janbot
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/24/2013|
Justin Bartha and Andrew Rannells as the "Not Without My Frosting" couple, with Bebe Wood as the daughter. Rannells plays the one who made the post.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/24/2013|
OP: Jennifer Aniston (perpetual victim)
EST: Meryl Streep (versatile, convincing most of the time)
R1: Ted Cruz (contrarian extraordinaire)
VOTN: Temple Grandin
Anderson Cooper troll: Anderson Cooper
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/24/2013|
Brent Spiner in sarcastic mode - VOTN
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/24/2013|
Hank Azaria reprises his Agador character from "The Bird Cage" to play the Gloria Estefan Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/24/2013|
Ian McKellan as cacklecackle
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/24/2013|
OK. I'll do it for plane fare and a reservation at a Super 8 or its equivalent. BUT my enter-rhaj gets to eat off the craft table. And if I run out of my itch creme you gotta cover it.
And no Re.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/24/2013|
Anderson, Ben, and Andy Cohen as The Lollipop Guild (usually redacted as TLPG).
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/24/2013|
Gary Busey as White Belt Man
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/24/2013|
The entire cast of season 5 of Ru Paul's Drag Race as the masculine, straight-acting bros.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/24/2013|
Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Anderson
Daniel Sunjata as Cesar
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/24/2013|
Cherry Jones as peg
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/24/2013|
Michael Jackson as Ann Miller. Or Ann Miller as Michael Jackson.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/24/2013|
I'd like to play myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/24/2013|
Jamie Campbell Bower as Ciaran
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/24/2013|
Set Design by Catherine Martin of Moulin Rouge, Great Gatsby and Margarine Fountain fame.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/24/2013|
Mink Stole as Julie
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/24/2013|
Rumer Willis (wearing a yellow shag rug for a wig) as Jani Lane
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/24/2013|
Ben Affleck as Seven.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/24/2013|
Matt Sanchez as Himself
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/24/2013|
With due respect to R17, we have two finalists:
Emperor Ming as "Webbie," or
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/24/2013|
Or Prudence "You Are Permanently Punished" Pingleton as "Webbie."
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/24/2013|
Anderson Cooper as Ellen DeGeneres
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/24/2013|
Ellen DeGeneres as Anderson Cooper
|by Anonymous||reply 123||05/24/2013|
Luis Guzman as Blatino Husbear
|by Anonymous||reply 124||05/24/2013|
Jean Teasdale as Rosie O'donnell
|by Anonymous||reply 125||05/24/2013|
Whoopster as Maya Angelou
|by Anonymous||reply 126||05/24/2013|
Claude Rains as "White Belt Man"
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/24/2013|
Regan MacNeil as "Dakota Fanning"
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/24/2013|
Phranc as A Guy With Childbearing Hips.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/24/2013|
The Flyover States as themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/24/2013|
Anthony Recker as Matt Damon
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/24/2013|
A&F CEO Mike Jeffries as AbercrombieStud1946.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/24/2013|
Jodie Foster as Melissa Etheridge and Amanda Bynes as Tammy Lynn Michaels.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/24/2013|
Rosie O'Donnell as PPSM
|by Anonymous||reply 134||05/24/2013|
Charlie Rose as Charlie
|by Anonymous||reply 135||05/24/2013|
Joan Collins as Dakota Fanning
Linda Evans as Abigail Breslin
|by Anonymous||reply 136||05/24/2013|
Paul Newman is Hud
|by Anonymous||reply 137||05/24/2013|
Oprah as Tyler Perry
|by Anonymous||reply 138||05/24/2013|
Tom Cruise as Scott Hamilton and Jim Parsons as The Figure Skating Troll (Who Was Right All Along!)
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/24/2013|
John Goodman as the Olive Garden Troll
Paul Rubens as the Public Sex Troll
Congressman Harold Ford as the "Gays are Racist" troll
Ann Coulter is clearly the Misogyny Troll, but I can't think of an actress who could play her well. Perhaps Tommy Tune.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||05/24/2013|
Kathleen Turner as John Travolta
|by Anonymous||reply 141||05/24/2013|
David Alan Grier as Dionne Warwick
|by Anonymous||reply 142||05/24/2013|
[quote]Ann Coulter is clearly the Misogyny Troll, but I can't think of an actress who could play her well
The actors are usually far more attractive than the real-life person they're playing, so just get a pile of maggot-covered shit to play her.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||05/24/2013|
Stephin Merritt as Lena Dunham
|by Anonymous||reply 144||05/24/2013|
Donald Sutherland as Wolf Blitzer and Alyson Hannigan as Atheist Tornado Mom.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||05/24/2013|
Michael J. Pollard as Ciaran
|by Anonymous||reply 146||05/24/2013|
Fat actress Jennifer Lawrence as the Turkey Meatball
|by Anonymous||reply 147||05/24/2013|
[bold]* CASTING NEWS *[/bold]
Update on [italic]Datalounge: The Movie[/italic], the highly anticipated gay-friendly flick from powerful producer Harvey Weinstein, concerns three new casting choices. Jon Voight, Stephen Baldwin, and Victoria Jackson are set to play "Freeper Trolls" who occasionally pop up on the popular website for the purpose of flaming and derailing threads. Voight, an Oscar winner for 1978's [italic]Coming Home[/italic], says "It's a privilege to infiltrate the LGBT community with my wise perceptions on political and social policies, even if they will never become appreciated by men and women who are oriented to the gay lifestyle."
|by Anonymous||reply 148||05/24/2013|
Verne Troyer as Bea Arthur's penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||05/24/2013|
In accordance with Datalounge tradition, the film will be titled Datalounge: The Move as an inside joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||05/24/2013|
Meryl Streep as Meryl Streep troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||05/24/2013|
That fat british frau with the unhealthy obsession with Twilight movies and her own youtube channel for 3/4 of posters on Jeremy Renner's Baby threads
|by Anonymous||reply 152||05/24/2013|
Nancy McKeon as Rainbow Express Denise.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||05/24/2013|
Ann Curry as Grammar Troll
|by Anonymous||reply 154||05/24/2013|
James Gandolfini as 'frosting' dad.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||05/24/2013|
[quote]Meryl Streep as Meryl Streep troll.
Then who will play M?
|by Anonymous||reply 156||05/24/2013|
Zak Spears as the "Stop shaving" troll
|by Anonymous||reply 157||05/24/2013|
Temple Grandin as Jill, learning about periods.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||05/24/2013|
Ken Jeong as the Let's Make Margaret Cho Relevant Troll
|by Anonymous||reply 159||05/24/2013|
Edie Falco as Crazy Amy
|by Anonymous||reply 160||05/24/2013|
Guy Fawkes as Anonymous.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||05/24/2013|
Justin Long as A Straight Ma Who's Soooooo Stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||05/24/2013|
Andre Talley as Noodles.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||05/24/2013|
Ryan Reynolds as Aaron Rodgers.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||05/24/2013|
Marisa Tomei as Della.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||05/24/2013|
[quote]Temple Grandin as Jill, learning about periods.
Doesn't she have to play Christine Marinoni, Cynthia Nixon's wife?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||05/24/2013|
Ben Whishaw as Colton Haynes
|by Anonymous||reply 167||05/24/2013|
[quote]Edie Falco as Crazy Amy
She can certainly play the hell of the role, but I'm not sure she's pretty enough (in that overly made-up and facelifted way). Though perhaps they could make her use facelift tapes...
|by Anonymous||reply 168||05/24/2013|
Oh I'm sure Edie could pull this look off:
|by Anonymous||reply 169||05/24/2013|
Michelangelo Signorile as the "every gay joke is homophobic" guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||05/24/2013|
Jennifer Lawrence as "Frosting" Daughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||05/24/2013|
Pandora Boxx as Carol "Corn?" Channing
|by Anonymous||reply 172||05/24/2013|
Jennifer Jason Leigh needs to play someone in this film.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||05/24/2013|
Jennifer Jason Leigh as Momma's cagemeat
|by Anonymous||reply 174||05/24/2013|
Jeffrey Tambor as Umpy
|by Anonymous||reply 175||05/24/2013|
Leelee Sobieski as Helen's Cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||05/24/2013|
Kathy Bates as the midwestern frau.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||05/24/2013|
Mamie Gummer as Glenn Close. She'll be thrilled that someone so young is portraying her, and so incredibly annoyed that it's my daughter that she won't be able to stand it. It's really the perfect combination.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||05/24/2013|
Fire Marshall Bill as Bruce Jenner
|by Anonymous||reply 179||05/24/2013|
Luise Rainer as Mamie Gummer.
Marie Dressler as Meryl Streep.
Looking forward to it!
|by Anonymous||reply 180||05/24/2013|
[quote]Jeffrey Tambor as Umpy
Too old. Maybe Zach Galifianakis instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||05/24/2013|
Jonah Hill as Judy Pills
|by Anonymous||reply 182||05/24/2013|
I will go all Lady Chablis on your asses if I don't get to play myself.
Besides, I have a BFA in Theatre with an Emphasis on Acting.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||05/24/2013|
Sorry, Zak; we needed somebody who looks just like you - only taller and much better looking.
We've booked Leslie Jordan, mkay?
You can star as the 'WW for R[whatever]' troll. Remember: there are no small rolls. tubby.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||05/24/2013|
Fuck you, R142. I am playing myselveses.
Last offer. Bus ticket. Air mattress. Directions to a dry underpass. Unlocked studio dumpster for late-night snacks.
I need this gig. You know the Man has got me in a corner. America needs to see I am okay, divawise.
Or I'll cut your dog up. You know I will.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||05/24/2013|
Sarah Palin as Dr. Amy Fisher.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||05/24/2013|
I am available should a taste arise for FLAVUH.
Carton of Parliaments with the filters cut off
Oscar Nomination or monetary equivalent
|by Anonymous||reply 187||05/24/2013|
The cast of Million Dollar Listing New York as the residents of 1509 Swann Street with special guest star Daniel Dae Kim as Robert Wone.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||05/24/2013|
Tobey Maguire as Bai Ling
Bai Ling as Lisa Ling
Lisa Ling as Paris Hilton
|by Anonymous||reply 189||05/24/2013|
OK folks. It's over. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||05/24/2013|
James Holmes as PPSM.
He's good at showing up somewhere unexpectedly, commanding attention, and ruining everything for everyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||05/24/2013|
Gollum as charlie
|by Anonymous||reply 192||05/24/2013|
Christopher Meloni as The Danny Pino Pinga Troll
|by Anonymous||reply 193||05/24/2013|
Jon Hamm as Sizemeat
Tammy Fae Bakker as Moist Mussy
The Olsen twins as the stolen Cole Haan sneakers
Ben and Matt as the Ambiguously When The Man Go Up Into The Man Duo
Rush Limbaugh as Grease Fire
Tina Belcher as Bump
|by Anonymous||reply 194||05/24/2013|
and guest starring Jane Hudson as Jeremy Renner's baby
|by Anonymous||reply 195||05/24/2013|
R185 Of course, Miss Warwick. You and Damont have our finest two star lodging!
|by Anonymous||reply 196||05/24/2013|
Kim Kardashian and Carrot Top together as McDonald's new Blueberry Pommygranite $1 shake
|by Anonymous||reply 197||05/24/2013|
Margo Martindale as Toots.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||05/24/2013|
We need to cast Hillary Clinton.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||05/24/2013|
And Laren Tewes as your Cruise Director, Julie McCoy!
|by Anonymous||reply 200||05/24/2013|
Chris Kattan Mango as the supermarket delivery guy who would not take the bags into the apartment.
Binky the Shar Pei as the Ugly Scar Troll
Lan Del Rey as the blank google page that gets linked to
Gladys Kravits as the "this thread is useless without pics" poster
|by Anonymous||reply 201||05/24/2013|
Casey Deidrick as David Muir
|by Anonymous||reply 202||05/24/2013|
Natasha Lyonne as Amanda Bynes
|by Anonymous||reply 203||05/24/2013|
The Girls of Millipede Accounting - Receivables, Fourth Floor, as
Fraus at the Trough
|by Anonymous||reply 204||05/24/2013|
Madonna as Cheryl
|by Anonymous||reply 205||05/24/2013|
I love R144 ;)
|by Anonymous||reply 206||05/24/2013|
Tinkerbell Hilton III as Bear, the baby-fucking pitbull
|by Anonymous||reply 207||05/24/2013|
Mario Batali as the anti-circumcision troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||05/24/2013|
Rebel Wilson as "Unhinged Cesarfrau",
Melissa McCarthy as "Unhinged Benderson"
|by Anonymous||reply 209||05/24/2013|
Pikachu as the Yellow Skin Troll
|by Anonymous||reply 210||05/24/2013|
Elaine Stritch as a young Lindsey Lohan.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||05/24/2013|
Jonathan Taylor Thomas as qwerty
|by Anonymous||reply 212||05/24/2013|
Tina Louise dressed as Eva Grub as a grammar troll
|by Anonymous||reply 213||05/24/2013|
Glenn Close as Meryl Streep
|by Anonymous||reply 214||05/24/2013|
R161 as the focus of the "I Want to Have R161's Baby" Troll
|by Anonymous||reply 215||05/24/2013|
Let's try that again:
The Girls of Millipede Accounting - Receivables, Fourth Floor, as
Fraus at the Trough
|by Anonymous||reply 216||05/24/2013|
Faye Dunaway as Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford
|by Anonymous||reply 217||05/24/2013|
Kirstie Alley as, "MsA", of the Prancing Pony days..and Rachel Dratch as her sidekick, "Miss Pinky".
|by Anonymous||reply 218||05/24/2013|
Fishsticks as, 'The Thoughtful Critic' or whatever she was
|by Anonymous||reply 219||05/24/2013|
Melissa Rivers as Cheryl.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||05/24/2013|
Robin Williams as Mama!
|by Anonymous||reply 221||05/24/2013|
Kevin Costner as A nacreous layer of permacum.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||05/24/2013|
AnnE as Liza!
|by Anonymous||reply 223||05/24/2013|
A pile of gull-vomited scrod scales and liver pulp as Gwyneth "B.O. Plenty" Paltrow
|by Anonymous||reply 224||05/24/2013|
What about me?
|by Anonymous||reply 225||05/24/2013|
Who's gon' play Dionne Warwitch's cigarette? I think the movie should just have closeups of her cigarette. No one wants to see Dionne in closeup, 'specially if it's a 3-D movie, kids. Audiences might get sucked into those Grand Canyon nostrils of that tired old hussy from New Jersey.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||05/24/2013|
Varla Jean Merman as Lisa Welchel
Seth Green as the Two-Towel Maximum, No Breakfast, Turkey Meatballs Morning After Host
Joan Rivers as the NY Times Weddings Troll
Andy Cohen as the "Tasteful Friends" Real Estate of the Stars Troll
... and Charlotte Rae as Edna Garrett
|by Anonymous||reply 227||05/25/2013|
The People of Walmart:
Kathy Lee Gifford
|by Anonymous||reply 228||05/25/2013|
r56 - kudos for your casting, it's spot-on.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||05/25/2013|
Ad on that note, Jean Smart as Magdalene - the ex-hooker turned lawyer
|by Anonymous||reply 230||05/25/2013|
Mayim Bialik as The Anti-Peanut Butter Brooklynite Who Throws an Entire Grade School Into Turmoil.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||05/25/2013|
[...][...] as [...].
|by Anonymous||reply 232||05/25/2013|
Billy Bob Thornton as the shitter licking troll
|by Anonymous||reply 233||05/25/2013|
We need to cast the frau who decided that her infant would not wear diapers. Will the "Let's Roll" widow make a cameo appearance in the movie? And I guess Whoopi could be persuaded to record a new version of "You in danger, gurl" for the soundtrack.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||05/25/2013|
Tami Erin as Brendad Ickson.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||05/25/2013|
Lisa Welchel better play herself, is all I'm saying.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||05/25/2013|
Christina Ricci as Wund Girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||05/25/2013|
Franke Pontente as Petra the dirty girl
Amanda Bynes as pussylips
|by Anonymous||reply 238||05/25/2013|
Lindsey Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, just so we can laugh at her some more
|by Anonymous||reply 239||05/25/2013|
Yes, yes, yes, the casting is all fine and good. But what about THE PLOT? What story are we going to tell?
|by Anonymous||reply 240||05/25/2013|
Ross Matthews, Mario Cantone & Chris Colfer as members of the Princess Diana Scream Reenactment Viewing Party
|by Anonymous||reply 241||05/25/2013|
No, Pete Burns as Brendad Ickson.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||05/25/2013|
Presley Ca$h as the Weird Little Girl Next Door.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||05/25/2013|
Gwyneth Paltrow as the poo troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||05/25/2013|
Richard Simmons as Tony Stewart Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||05/25/2013|
Roseanne Barr as Nan Michiganwomon
|by Anonymous||reply 246||05/25/2013|
R240, appearing as herself, the "Noncontributing but Demanding Poster."
|by Anonymous||reply 247||05/25/2013|
Meryl Streep as Ann Romney
Bill Murray as Mitt Romney
With Special Guest Appearance by Sarah Jessica Parker as Rafalca
|by Anonymous||reply 248||05/25/2013|
Teddy Prisborn of Sherman Grove, Atlanta, channeling Madge Blake, as the "Friday Drinkie-Poo" Poster.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||05/25/2013|
Michelle Schocked as Mitchfest Vegan Womayn, high priestess of the LAND and vaginal fluids allowed to flow unobstructed.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||05/25/2013|
Richard Simmons as Galloping Gourmet
|by Anonymous||reply 251||05/25/2013|
Amy Sedaris as Bonnie Mace
|by Anonymous||reply 252||05/25/2013|
Bradley Cooper as Aaron Schock
|by Anonymous||reply 253||05/25/2013|
Amy Adams as Bonnie Franklin.
Hold me David, I'm dead!
|by Anonymous||reply 254||05/25/2013|
Zsa Zsa Gabor as the "Am I dying troll."
|by Anonymous||reply 255||05/25/2013|
Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki as the World Trade Center, Insatiable Bottoms
|by Anonymous||reply 256||05/25/2013|
Lea DeLaria as Artemis WombThyme, Womontrepreneur (did I spell that right?)
|by Anonymous||reply 257||05/25/2013|
Wey McLendon-Covey as Kelli and James Van Der Beek as Nick Carter
|by Anonymous||reply 258||05/25/2013|
Joan Cusack as Office Cube Frau #1, the party organizer/obsessive money collector.
Melissa McCarthy as Office Cube Frau #2, the one with all the troll dolls and candy who talks to herself as she works, smells like Jean Nate and farts quietly.
Edie McClurg as Office Cube Frau #3, the one with the Christmas Spirit and 3-D sweaters.
The Pine-Sol Lady as Office Cube Frau #4, the sassy whippersnapper who passes judgment and steals every quip from Tyler Perry shows.
Patty Lupone as Office Cube Frau #5, the Memo Cunt (replacing Bonnie Franklin RIP, in the role originally written for the latter)
|by Anonymous||reply 259||05/25/2013|
Wey is Wendy
|by Anonymous||reply 260||05/25/2013|
[quote]Lisa Welchel better play herself, is all I'm saying.
She looks too good nowadays to play herself
|by Anonymous||reply 261||05/25/2013|
[quote]Patty Lupone as Office Cube Frau #5
If you can't spell her name right, you don't get to cast her. Miss Patti LuPone will be playing mhb, and that's final.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||05/25/2013|
Taylor Negrón as r262, the ultimate bitch control queen and hall monitor.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||05/25/2013|
Alaska Thunderfuck will deliver the classic line "Jealous, bitches?"
|by Anonymous||reply 264||05/25/2013|
Mel Gibson or Gary Busey as the loony, paranoid, libertarian Ron Paul devotee.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||05/25/2013|
Zac Efron as The Misspeller, who first coined the words pr0n, cak, and graxy.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||05/25/2013|
Christian Bale or Robert Downey, Jr. as the Rape Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||05/25/2013|
[quote]Christian Bale or Robert Downey, Jr. as the Rape Troll.
But is it rape-rape?
|by Anonymous||reply 268||05/25/2013|
Teri Hatcher as Michele Bachmann
Leslie Jordan as Marcus Bachmann
|by Anonymous||reply 269||05/25/2013|
No, Aubrey O'Day as Michelle Bachmann
|by Anonymous||reply 270||05/25/2013|
Anjelica Houston as Dr. Amy "Boom Boom" Bishop.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||05/25/2013|
Reality check: this movie has way too many characters and no plot!
|by Anonymous||reply 272||05/25/2013|
Patrica Heaton as the Catholic troll
|by Anonymous||reply 273||05/25/2013|
Gavin Newsom as Patrick Bateman. He has nothing better to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||05/25/2013|
[quote]Yes, yes, yes, the casting is all fine and good. But what about THE PLOT? What story are we going to tell?
Uh, pointless bitchery, you cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 275||05/25/2013|
Plot? We ain't got no plot. We don't need no plot. I don't have to show you no stinkin' plot.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||05/25/2013|
[quote]Reality check: this movie has way too many characters and no plot!
Read the thread subject. We were asked to cast it, not write it.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||05/25/2013|
R204? Here's a dime. Go and call your mother and tell her you'll never be a casting director.
They are all thin and stylishly dressed. How can they play the FAtT?
|by Anonymous||reply 278||05/25/2013|
[quote]But is it rape-rape?
I don't remember much - only the k-k-knife against my throat, and his hot tequila'd breath in my ear, brutally whispering, "If you don't do as I say...". I felt my undies forced down around my ankles, and...and...t-t-then...
|by Anonymous||reply 279||05/25/2013|
Christine Baranski as America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers
|by Anonymous||reply 280||05/25/2013|
Louis Anderson as Nathan Fillion
|by Anonymous||reply 281||05/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 282||05/25/2013|
Kevin James as Tiffani Thiessen's big fat face
|by Anonymous||reply 283||05/25/2013|
Crypt Keeper as Dick Cheney
|by Anonymous||reply 284||05/25/2013|
Oscar winner AnnE Hathaway as Shitty Little Ann!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 285||05/25/2013|
Joan Van Ark in a cameo as the "But I look 10 Years Younger!" delusion.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||05/25/2013|
Aubrey Plaza as the smoking gargoyle.
Dawn French as Lucy J.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||05/25/2013|
Rosie O'Donnell as the crab-walking lesbian dinner party guest.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||05/25/2013|
Sheldon Cooper as the Grammar Troll
|by Anonymous||reply 289||05/25/2013|
I DEMAND that R226 from the studio premises!
And I am not coming out of my trailer until that bitch gets CUT.
These nostrils have smelled Martin's farts, for Christ's sake, amen.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||05/25/2013|
Who ever will design the gowns?
|by Anonymous||reply 291||05/25/2013|
Why ADRIAN, of course
|by Anonymous||reply 292||05/25/2013|
Keira Knightley as the beautiful, mysterious "Ekaterina", from the 1925 Christmas party photo:
|by Anonymous||reply 293||05/25/2013|
Any cat's puckered drippy ass = Gwyneth's B.O.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||05/25/2013|
Taney County, Missouri, Fairgrounds and Municipal Park
|by Anonymous||reply 295||05/25/2013|
Academy Award Winner, Family Tragedy Survivor and Role Model for the Obese Jennifer Hudson as The Unworking Link
|by Anonymous||reply 296||05/25/2013|
Debra Wilson as Diane Ross, Erika Alexander as the late daughter (Berry's girl), Michael McDonald as the Maitre D', and Nancy Grace and her natural scowl as the restaurant rep/ spokesperson
|by Anonymous||reply 297||05/25/2013|
Courtney Stodden as Shirley Mclaine's creme brûlée. It if she tries really hard she should be able to manage quiet and wobbly.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||05/25/2013|
Andy Dick as Amanda Bynes
|by Anonymous||reply 299||05/25/2013|
Hello? Still waiting for my role.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||05/25/2013|
Once he masters my Spanish accent Dr. Clayton Forrester will be able to play me MOST excellently.
Alan Keyes should play himself, as my most successful Stim-O-Ceiver implant recipient ever. Although, Sarah Palin continues to delight.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||05/25/2013|
Playing a wide array of characters, The Kids In The Hall will enact any and all Golden Girls inconsistencies in little vignettes throughout the film.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||05/25/2013|
Kristen de los Santos, simpering reporter from E! News, as LYNN STAIRMASTER
|by Anonymous||reply 303||05/25/2013|
Gwyneth as Cheryl.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||05/25/2013|
Patti LuPone as Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||05/25/2013|
Nate Silver as the Poll Troll (loved them both!) and Ed Begley, Jr. as the Tax Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||05/25/2013|
Zac Efron as the guy who accidentally sent X-rated pix to his entire family on his cellphone.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||05/25/2013|
Gabourey Sidibe as Jennifer Lawrence
|by Anonymous||reply 308||05/25/2013|
Dear Webmaster, could you please correct the spelling error I made in the title of my post so that it says 'MOVIE'?
|by Anonymous||reply 309||05/25/2013|
Matt Bomer as Todd
|by Anonymous||reply 310||05/26/2013|
Ute Lemper will play all the frau roles.
Patty Lapone as Carol Channing in Hello Dolly. Madonna as Barbara Streisand in the movie of Hello Dolly.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||05/26/2013|
Catherine O'Hara as Lucy/MAME
|by Anonymous||reply 312||05/26/2013|
Alex Trebek as "I saw [insert film title], and I have more questions than I have answers."
|by Anonymous||reply 313||05/26/2013|
Gabourey Sidibe as Star Jones.
Terence Howard as Al Reynolds.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||05/26/2013|
Wow, Gabourey and Patti are gonna be busy in this movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||05/26/2013|
Gabourey Sidibe as Dataloungeland.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||05/26/2013|
Try being ME, R315!
|by Anonymous||reply 317||05/26/2013|
David Dean Bottrell as MHB
|by Anonymous||reply 318||05/26/2013|
Shirley Q. Liquor as Mamma
|by Anonymous||reply 319||05/26/2013|
Beverly Leslie as charlie
Jeremy Piven as kirker
and in the performance of her lifetime, Glenn Close as Meryl Streep troll!
|by Anonymous||reply 320||05/26/2013|
Patrick Bergin as Ciaran
|by Anonymous||reply 321||05/26/2013|
Scratch my previous Ben Whishaw casting.
Sad-eyed Jake Bass as Sad-eyed Colon Haynes.
|by Anonymous||reply 322||05/26/2013|
Mario Cantone or Alec Mapa as the childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||05/26/2013|
Andy Serkis/CGI as mhb
|by Anonymous||reply 324||05/26/2013|
Miss Olivia de Havilland as Joan Fontaine
Miss Joan Fontaine as Olivia de Havilland
(equal billing, of course)
|by Anonymous||reply 325||05/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 326||05/26/2013|
So who should direct Datalounge The Move?
|by Anonymous||reply 327||05/26/2013|
I think it's time we start thinking about the closing credits, with a fringed go-go girl dancing next to them of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||05/26/2013|
The Empress of The World, the greatest female drag queen of all time: Ms Brenda Dickson of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||05/26/2013|
Can I please be the pencil that some young fag dials the phone with?
|by Anonymous||reply 330||05/26/2013|
Lester Holt as Robin Roberts
|by Anonymous||reply 331||05/26/2013|
Peter Dinklage as Alice Garvey's baby smashed into the window
|by Anonymous||reply 332||05/26/2013|
Elaine Princi as the Kate Winograd is Kate Roberts troll
|by Anonymous||reply 333||05/26/2013|
I would like to play the corpse on the Medical Examiner's table.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||05/26/2013|
Colton Haynes as the young closeted, thin George Eads.
John Travolta as the older, closeted fat George Eads.
Sandra Bernhard as George Eads' beard, errrr, wife, Monika Casey.
Eric Szmanda as the George Eads troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||05/26/2013|
Zac Efron as the Colton Haynes troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||05/26/2013|
Kimyefetus as Catherine Zeta Jones.
|by Anonymous||reply 337||05/27/2013|
Jesse Eisenberg as Voice of the Night.
Chace Crawford as Todd
Sally Struthers as Cheryl
Ryan Serhant as Turkey Meatballs Guy
|by Anonymous||reply 338||05/27/2013|
Any ideas on who should play Danny, and his suitcase on wheels?
|by Anonymous||reply 339||05/27/2013|
Who do I have to blow to get a part!?!
|by Anonymous||reply 340||05/27/2013|
Mx Justin Vivian Bond as Wundy Gurl
|by Anonymous||reply 341||05/29/2013|
Henry Cavill as Matt Bomer
Sir Ian McKellen as Simon Halls
Mariska Hargitay as Det. Olivia Benson (who hides Matt in a women's shelter)
And Special Guest Star Trevor Blumas as "Simon's Stalker"
|by Anonymous||reply 342||05/29/2013|
John Slattery as Kirker's Hot Dad
|by Anonymous||reply 343||07/01/2013|
Uncle Fester as Joey Luft.
|by Anonymous||reply 344||07/01/2013|
Michael Cera as Voice of the Night
|by Anonymous||reply 345||07/01/2013|
I like blue!
|by Anonymous||reply 346||07/01/2013|
Fred Armisen in drag as the Misogyny-is-killing-us Troll.
Wendie Malick as SWF on the verge of a breakdown.
Jake G. As the g0y troll.
John Travolta as Mama.
Ann Coulter as Cheryl.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||07/01/2013|
David Burtka as I gives her kisses cuz she's my missus!
NPH as Annoyed Boyfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 348||07/02/2013|