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Melonville Times Reporting that Lola Heatherton has $45.38 in her bank account.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/25/2013|
She wants to bear your children!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/23/2013|
Reporting live, Tawny Beaver. Back to you, Earl Camembert!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/23/2013|
Don't worry about Lola, communications mogul Guy Caballero is the ace in her hole. She'll never go hungry as long as he's still rolling around!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/23/2013|
Jesus H. Christmas! You interrupted the broadcast premiere of "Prickley Heat" for this bit of news?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/23/2013|
Isn't it cute? Isn't it true?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/23/2013|
Isn't that cute? Isn't that true?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/23/2013|
We heard ya the first time, Busty Dusty!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/23/2013|
No one cares. No one dares to.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/23/2013|
Nothing's changed. On my own. It's Christmas 19..? I don't even know what year it is, I just know I'm still A-L-O-O-O-O-N-E...
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/23/2013|
I bet she'd blow up REAL good.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/23/2013|
Baby, baby my account's frozen,
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/23/2013|
How ya doin'?! As a comic in all seriousness, if our little Lola needs some extra casheroo, all she needs to do is reach out me, her old pal Bobby Bittman. No calls after evening hours though. Or early morning. Weekends aren't good either since I'm usually doing my gigs at the local indian casino.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/23/2013|
I'd help, but I'm too busy relaxing.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/23/2013|
And all night long he was on her and off her!
By the way, do you mind if Brooke Shields calls you Tip Toenail?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/23/2013|
Disconnect R15's buzzer!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/23/2013|
William B. would help out anyone else in this situation by offering them a job on his new show, TORONTO'S GOT TALENTED FOLKS, but Lola once bit him breaking the skin during a live broadcast. He had to leave the set and get a tetanus shot and everything so that's out.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/23/2013|
But she's guesting this weekend on the Sam Maudlin show!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/24/2013|
Don't cry for me, Rawalpindi!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/24/2013|
And no guy's gonna yell her it ain't!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/24/2013|
"I'm suing a certain major low-life publication in this country, for slander, and libel and very SEVERE psychological injury!"
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/24/2013|
It's the curse of the People's Global Golden Choice Award Winners!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/24/2013|
I LOVE you, Mommy Teresa!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/24/2013|
"And introducing my live in lover, or common-law wife if you will, Angelique!"
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/24/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/24/2013|
Tell ya what I'D do, I'd take her and put her across muh KNEE, and I'd give her a GOOD. LONG. HARD. SPANKIN' Right on the DERRIERE!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/24/2013|
It annoys me that Lola's afterschool special "How Nosy the Short-Haired Terrier Dog got His Name" is not available for viewing.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/24/2013|
"Somewhere between Christmas and being buried alive, is PMS..."
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/25/2013|
Re: Melonville Times Reporting that Lola Heatherton has $45.38 in her bank account.
Way to go, woman!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/25/2013|
Pray, pray for Lola!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/25/2013|
L is for Lola. Lately Lola has been feeling Lowdown and Lousy because she Lost all her Loot Leading a Lush and Lascivious Lifestyle. Isn't that right, Mr. Messenger?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/25/2013|
And Lola's libido?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/25/2013|
HOWWW AWWW YA?
Lola's in my new movie "On the Waterfront... Again." She's wonderful. And she has a great pair of legs!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/25/2013|
I show a clip from my movie with me and Lola. It'll be big hit. Knock wood --- ahahahaha!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/25/2013|
Is Lola Heatherton the mysterious woman in the Rob Ford crack video? Attorney Syd Dithers offered an unintelligible no comment.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/25/2013|
I nevair toched dat women.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/25/2013|
I LOVE YOU, YOU GREAT BIG DATALOUNGE! YOU'RE SO REAL, YOU'RE SCARY!!!
I WANT TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/25/2013|
What is "Don't get around much anymore"?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/25/2013|
All of you: marry me.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/25/2013|
Hey Alex, I can disconnect [R15]'s buzzer, I got a screwdriver out in the car.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/25/2013|