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Chuck Norris sees himself in Tim Tebow

Hee!

by Anonymousreply 2006/01/2013

A loser who nobody wants? Yeah, I see it.

by Anonymousreply 105/23/2013

That's odd. I always see Tim Tebow in me.

by Anonymousreply 205/23/2013

I can picture it, but I'd prefer to see Michael Dudikoff in Tebow. Or maybe Jeff Speakman.

by Anonymousreply 305/23/2013

Is Chuck Norris out of a job, too?

by Anonymousreply 405/23/2013

Yes, but his toupee has an active career as a rat caterer.

by Anonymousreply 505/23/2013

Note to Timmy and Chuck:

Climb down off the cross; we need the wood.

by Anonymousreply 605/23/2013

Does Chuck still endorse the "ex-gay" movement? Maybe he and Timmy can start their own ex-gay clinic

by Anonymousreply 705/23/2013

The ONLY men who endorse the ex-gay movement are self-loathing closet case cocksuckers.

END OF STORY.

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2013

Wow, Tim Tebow's troubles does not seem to end.

I doubt Tim Tebow welcomes Chuck Norris' "support."

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2013

r2, I've always seen me in Tebow. Maybe the three of us could work something out.

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2013

R10. Sounds fun!

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2013

Watch the whole vid, that guy smack down Chuck into what he is. "NFL wont be calling Chuck Noris for advice" LMFAO

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2013

I said it before and I will say it again. I worked with Chucks brother many, many many years ago. Even back then, he told me Chuck was gay. He didn't want to come out because his fans were straight guys so he even got married so people would stop talking about it.

Hey Chuck, its 2013, it is OK to come out now. Your career is over and no one cares about you now anyway.

In fact, they are insulted that you compared yourself to a REAL athlete.

by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2013

R13, to which real athlete did he compare himself?

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2013

they ARE both closet-cases, that is true.

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2013

[quote]I worked with Chucks brother many, many many years ago. Even back then, he told me Chuck was gay. He didn't want to come out because his fans were straight guys so he even got married so people would stop talking about it.

Thanks for sharing that R13. He always seemed to be going over the top to push his macho side into the face of the public.

by Anonymousreply 1605/27/2013

He's a sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 1705/31/2013

I like R3's scenario.

by Anonymousreply 1805/31/2013

I think Riley Cooper got in there first. He was Timmy's roommate at U. of F. Photos of them kissing were in the student newspaper.

by Anonymousreply 1906/01/2013

If all of the gay speculation on DL were true, what % of the population would be gay?

by Anonymousreply 2006/01/2013
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