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Don't tell anyone what I did.

Promise me!

by Anonymousreply 2305/23/2013

That would be enabling you, OP.

We have to tell.


by Anonymousreply 105/23/2013

Just wait til mom finds out.

by Anonymousreply 205/23/2013

Whatever it is Beaver, I have just put on 2 brand new strands of pearls to clutch.

by Anonymousreply 305/23/2013

What I did was much worse, so if you blab my secret I'll be forced to blab your secret and then we're both stuffed.

by Anonymousreply 405/23/2013

What about the smell?

by Anonymousreply 505/23/2013

It's going to cost you,sister.

by Anonymousreply 605/23/2013

I can't keep a secret

by Anonymousreply 705/23/2013

No point in having a secret if you make a secret of it.

by Anonymousreply 805/23/2013

Shit. I already told Lois in Accounts Receivable.

by Anonymousreply 905/23/2013

It's too late. Everyone knows.

by Anonymousreply 1005/23/2013

Lois told me, and I did tell Bethany in Accounts Payable, but she swore to me she'd only tell Tiffany on Reception.

by Anonymousreply 1105/23/2013

I saw what you did and I know who you are!

by Anonymousreply 1205/23/2013

If you'd learn not to suck every dick on the first date, we wouldn't have this melodrama.

Will he call? Yes, he'll call all of his friends to brag about you guzzling cum for the price of two vodka tonics and a bump of coke.

by Anonymousreply 1305/23/2013

[italic]Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 1405/23/2013

I know what you did last summer.

by Anonymousreply 1505/23/2013

I'll never [italic]TEH-ehhhhl.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 1605/23/2013

Un-oh. Ed on the loading dock already knows. And so does Phyllis.

by Anonymousreply 1705/23/2013

Give me all your turkey meatballs and towels and I'll think about it.

by Anonymousreply 1805/23/2013

Mom always said, "Don't play ball in the house!"

by Anonymousreply 1905/23/2013

Everything said on Datalounge, stays on Datalounge. I assure you! Well, OK, most of it - I'd say about 13% does - no more, no less. I think...

by Anonymousreply 2005/23/2013

Everyone knows you fathered that kid, Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 2105/23/2013

This is why we can't have nice things!

by Anonymousreply 2205/23/2013

I'm going to tell. Oh, I am, I am going to TELL.

by Anonymousreply 2305/23/2013
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