[quote]You notice that Jabba does not dare enter this thread
[quote]JANBOT isn't on vacation. Her membership to DataLounge was revoked and now she's hiding under her desk.
Think again. I'm right here, darling. I know how much you've missed me.
[quote]The only thing the fat, has-been Janet has joined recently is a rest home or hospice.
But enough about your hag of a mother.
[quote]By "billionaire," do you mean she now weighs a billion pounds? I could believe that.
That's because you're stupid.
[quote]One thing is certain, Madonna can still sell records
BWA-HAHAHAHA!! Where, on Pluto?
[quote]Her last effort, MDNA, went DOUBLE PLATINUM with over 2 million sales. It was also the 12th largest selling album of 2012 IN THE WORLD
Wait a minute, are we talking about FLOP-DNA? That travesty of an awful pop record couldn't even go gold in the States. As a matter of fact, I think it went linoleum. It was such a desperate flop that she had to give CDs away at her shows. It holds the dubious distinction of being the fastest-plummeting album in week 2 of release in HISTORY. That's bad. And then there's that awful "Mickey" rip-off first single. Abominable.
[quote]"intimate" tours because she wasn't sure if she could sell out arenas any longer.
[quote]She hasn't sold out a single U.S. arena in at least a decade
Really? Her Up Close and Personal tour holds the record for being among the most attended concerts in the Reliant Stadium's history, and the same tour drew a massive crowd at the Yas Arena in Abu Dhabi...